poor guests...

[Fintin]

i wonder what some of the lurkers think about the crazy stuff going on around here....people threatenig to kill each other up in GD....people threatening to remove limbs down here.....can you blam some of them for being too scared to post? soo heres the deal...write a poem like you were a guest and read all this for the first time...spelling counts

[Marsuitor]

From some far-off place i came, to give the States the blame.
For all events today, however i am gay.
I know not what to write, so the forum i must blight.
With hate and bile and junk, i also smell like spunk.
Amen

Something like that?