Be Careful Of Your Ex Girlfriends

[Seraphim]

My friend is a mechanic, so on friday this super hot chick needs her car fixed because theres a factory recall for something. So she sat there for four hours till the car was fixed talking to my friend. So she leaves and comes back a few minutes later with a handfull of hershey kisses and in that handfull was her phone number. So they set a "date" or whatnot for saturday afternoon. They went out for three hours, he said it went all good . He gets home and his ex gf keeps phoning him and of course he doesnt pick up. Then the girl he met phones him and says "Im so sorry and this wasnt suppose to happen" and crap like that...and my friend says "what the hell you talking about" and she says "oh (insert ex gf name) didnt tell you"...he says "tell me what". That his exgf told her cousin to go to his work and do all this ****. But the girl actually ended up liking him, but my friend told her not to talk to him anymore. So my friend phones up his ex and ask wtf is with this. And her basic reply was "Now you know how it feels like to lose someone you really like".

[UkrainianAmerican]

DUMB BITCH!
:fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork: :fork:

[Seoulstriker]

Relationships are tough.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Relationships are tough.
That is pure harassment IMHO.
She needs to get ****-slapped.

[Fox2]

Hrm. Sweet justice would be somehow setting up a blind date between her and a bud, then having him tell her she's ugly first he sees her. Then cancel the date. Yes, that will do. :P

[UkrainianAmerican]

Hrm. Sweet justice would be somehow setting up a blind date between her and a bud, then having him tell her she's ugly first he sees her. Then cancel the date. Yes, that will do. :P
And a ****-SLAP somewhere in between! :P

[Flagg]

Lesson #1:

Always treat women with the utmost respect...

because hiding inside every woman is a "bunny boiler" waiting to pop out ;)

Guys may be bigger and stronger....but women are down right wicked

[Midtown]

Set up a land mine field in her yard.

[memphiz]

light a bag of dog poop on fire and throw it at her face

[Fox2]

Those suggestions won't hurt her, just piss her off. :P

[Brozozo]

light a bag of dog poop on fire and throw it at her face

That's good, but if it doesn't work we'll need to organize a hit...4 men, 30 seconds in and out, weapons and ammo only, no space for Gucci kit, we'll take a SAW for base of fire... p-)

[memphiz]

light a bag of dog poop on fire and throw it at her face

That's good, but if it doesn't work we'll need to organize a hit...4 men, 30 seconds in and out, weapons and ammo only, no space for Gucci kit, we'll take a SAW for base of fire... p-)
awsome

[farmgirl]

Lesson #1:

Always treat women with the utmost respect...

because hiding inside every woman is a "bunny boiler" waiting to pop out ;)

Guys may be bigger and stronger....but women are down right wicked


correction.... guys may be stronger physically.... women are stronger mentally..... p-)









what? ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Lesson #1:

Always treat women with the utmost respect...

because hiding inside every woman is a "bunny boiler" waiting to pop out ;)

Guys may be bigger and stronger....but women are down right wicked


correction.... guys may be stronger physically.... women are stronger mentally..... p-)









what? ;)
NOPE! Stronger mentally my ass! Thats why women always break out into tears, right? PWN3D! :lol:

[farmgirl]

Lesson #1:

Always treat women with the utmost respect...

because hiding inside every woman is a "bunny boiler" waiting to pop out ;)

Guys may be bigger and stronger....but women are down right wicked


correction.... guys may be stronger physically.... women are stronger mentally..... p-)









what? ;)
NOPE! Stronger mentally my ass! Thats why women always break out into tears, right? PWN3D! :lol:


little girls break into tears. Women plot revenge. p-)

[Hydro]

Women don't cry. The tears are in fact sulphuric acid, designed to burn the bejesus out of any man that tries to comfort her, with the ulterior motive of getting into her pants. I should know, I've tried it p-)

[Romulus]

And a ****-SLAP somewhere in between!

I find this just as effective.

[Flagg]

Flagg wrote:
Lesson #1:

Always treat women with the utmost respect...

because hiding inside every woman is a "bunny boiler" waiting to pop out

Guys may be bigger and stronger....but women are down right wicked



correction.... guys may be stronger physically.... women are stronger mentally.....









what?

Let me clarify,

guys cam make women cry

women can make men truly suffer

ergo women = wicked

as in wicked evil and wicked smart ;)

How ya goin' farmgirl!?

[farmgirl]

Flagg wrote:
Lesson #1:

Always treat women with the utmost respect...

because hiding inside every woman is a "bunny boiler" waiting to pop out

Guys may be bigger and stronger....but women are down right wicked



correction.... guys may be stronger physically.... women are stronger mentally.....









what?

Let me clarify,

guys cam make women cry

women can make men truly suffer

ergo women = wicked

as in wicked evil and wicked smart ;)

How ya goin' farmgirl!?


I would concur, Flagg. p-) However, I find that most men are anxious to please and don't need to be made to suffer. I'm a benevolent dictator..... ;)

[Seraphim]

Well my friend treated her right, they only went out for a few months.

Yeah Im planning some sort of "sweet justice" she met me once so that leaves me out of the equation but I have a friend whos up for it though.

[ANGRY KIWI]

little girls break into tears. Women plot revenge. p-)

so true

[TRACER_BULLET]

light a bag of dog poop on fire and throw it at her face

That's good, but if it doesn't work we'll need to organize a hit...4 men, 30 seconds in and out, weapons and ammo only, no space for Gucci kit, we'll take a SAW for base of fire... p-)

rofl LOL ! count me in p-)

[Salty Dog]

cut her ****in head off!.....i mean..... :oops:

[Kriz]

Where is that women = evil thing when you need it :)

[scm77]

What a ****ing bitch. :bash:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Since the original post doesn't say "fiancée", I have to assume they weren’t engaged. The nut job GF had no reason to expect such a level of devotion from a boyfriend.

The guy ought to be very glad to be rid of such a demented, devious shrew. Imagine being married to somebody who'd sit around dreaming up crap like that. >shivers at the thought< I pity the poor bastard who winds up producing children with that.

[Seraphim]

No they werent engaged, they just regular girlfriend boyfriend.

[Jack Mehoff]

I hate girls

[FRO]

I hate girls

Maybe, but I loooooove women!
;)