What size condom do you use?

[UkrainianAmerican]

lets hear it.
Btw, I used to use Large, but its to tight for me now. woot

[cut]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

[UkrainianAmerican]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.
Yeah but after a while it gets painful :(
P.S. Btw the size denominations measure WIDTH (Girth :lol: ) NOT LENGTH.

[cut]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.
Yeah but after a while it gets painful :(

maybe you should stop having the posh wanks and use it with a woman ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.
Yeah but after a while it gets painful :(

maybe you should stop having the posh wanks and use it with a woman ;)
Cna you rephrase that please? :|

[Fox2]

Translation for us Americans: You masturbate too much.

[Hydro]

Wank - Masturbate
Posh Wank - Masturbate while wearing a condom, less mess.

;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Wank - Masturbate
Posh Wank - Masturbate while wearing a condom, less mess.

;)
Naaaaaa, too expensive.
When I gotta empty my "magazine" I use Kleenex. :lol:

[Brozozo]

lets hear it.
Btw, I used to use Large, but its to tight for me now. woot

:roll:

[Hydro]

Wank - Masturbate
Posh Wank - Masturbate while wearing a condom, less mess.

;)
Naaaaaa, too expensive.
When I gotta empty my "magazine" I use Kleenex. :lol:

Hey, emptying your magazine is good, it keeps the "springs" in good condition :)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Wank - Masturbate
Posh Wank - Masturbate while wearing a condom, less mess.

;)
Naaaaaa, too expensive.
When I gotta empty my "magazine" I use Kleenex. :lol:

Hey, emptying your magazine is good, it keeps the "springs" in good condition :)
Hellz yeah!

[UkrainianAmerican]

lets hear it.
Btw, I used to use Large, but its to tight for me now. woot

:roll:
The smell of ****-envy! rofl

[Brozozo]

lets hear it.
Btw, I used to use Large, but its to tight for me now. woot

:roll:
The smell of ****-envy! rofl

Yet another --> :roll:

[scm77]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl

[Fox2]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl

Girls must hate you. They don't like to be impaled, you know. :lol:

[Brozozo]

It's not the size of the boat...it's the motion in the ocean! :oops:

[Hydro]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl

Girls must hate you. They don't like to be impaled, you know. :lol:

Who's to say he uses it on girls? He could take part in "jousting" tournaments. ;) p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

It's not the size of the boat...it's the motion in the ocean! :oops:
Thats what people with small wieners say.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl

Girls must hate you. They don't like to be impaled, you know. :lol:

Who's to say he uses it on girls? He could take part in "jousting" tournaments. ;) p-)
stop using sophisticated words! :oops:

[memphiz]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl
pfft. thats nothing...i got 'blue whale size'

[UkrainianAmerican]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl
pfft. thats nothing...i got 'blue whale size'
Have fun putting it in.

[Midtown]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. **** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those ****ing things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

[Brozozo]

It's not the size of the boat...it's the motion in the ocean! :oops:
Thats what people with small wieners say.

It's not small!!!!! It's just thin! ;) :P p-)

[memphiz]

I have to get mine custom made. They come in "horse size". rofl
pfft. thats nothing...i got 'blue whale size'
Have fun putting it in.
it takes a couple of them to get the 'job' done rofl

[UkrainianAmerican]

It's not the size of the boat...it's the motion in the ocean! :oops:
Thats what people with small wieners say.

It's not small!!!!! It's just thin! ;) :P p-)
Girth is what matters btw! :P

[Seoulstriker]

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/jake.jpg


magnum express for me.

[UkrainianAmerican]

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/jake.jpg


magnum express for me.
AZN dont do magnum express rofl j/k
www.romp.com teh rulez!

[Seoulstriker]

i'm not asian.

[UkrainianAmerican]

i'm not asian.
Yes, you are Korean no?

[Seoulstriker]

no, i'm not korean. i'm 100% polish.

[UkrainianAmerican]

no, i'm not korean. i'm 100% polish.
Really?
I was sure you were asian.

[Seoulstriker]

I'm sure I'm polish. :P

[UkrainianAmerican]

I'm sure I'm polish. :P
The Seul in your naem fooled me lol! :oops:

[Seoulstriker]

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/jake.jpg


jake is definitely a jedi pimp.

[Seoulstriker]

I'm sure I'm polish. :P
The Seul in your naem fooled me lol! :oops:

I went over this several times, as Jack called me kimchi several times. :oops:

[UkrainianAmerican]

I'm sure I'm polish. :P
The Seul in your naem fooled me lol! :oops:

I went over this several times, as Jack called me kimchi several times. :oops:
rofl

[memphiz]

I'm sure I'm polish. :P
The Seul in your naem fooled me lol! :oops:

I went over this several times, as Jack called me kimchi several times. :oops:
rofl

[cut]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)
Heh, thats actually a pretty cool comeback! rofl

[cut]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)
Heh, thats actually a pretty cool comeback! rofl

mind you I don't expect that's the same with extra strong condoms, and we all no Midtown favours the back door

[UkrainianAmerican]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)
Heh, thats actually a pretty cool comeback! rofl

mind you I don't expect that's the same with extra strong condoms, and we all no Midtown favours the back door
As long as its shaved properly, I like it.

[Nawlins]

:cantbeli:

[UkrainianAmerican]

:cantbeli:
What size do you use? rofl

[farmgirl]

:cantbeli:


:cantbeli: Amen :cantbeli:

[UkrainianAmerican]

:cantbeli:


:cantbeli: Amen :cantbeli:
And you?

[Caraway]

My father was a horse so I'm also a horse. Girls like to ride a horse. I like girls riding me.

[Nawlins]

:cantbeli:
What size do you use? rofl

I don't. And no, he doesn't either.

[UkrainianAmerican]

My father was a horse so I'm also a horse. Girls like to ride a horse. I like girls riding me.
Yeah. How long is it?
6 inch tops?
Thought so.

[UkrainianAmerican]

:cantbeli:
What size do you use? rofl

I don't. And no, he doesn't either.
Hardcore!
or maybe married. :lol:

[Nawlins]

:cantbeli:
What size do you use? rofl

I don't. And no, he doesn't either.
Hardcore!
or maybe married. :lol:

The second guess would be the right one. ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

:cantbeli:
What size do you use? rofl

I don't. And no, he doesn't either.
Hardcore!
or maybe married. :lol:

The second guess would be the right one. ;)
Well I have unprotected *** too, if the girl is nice enough to used the pill.

[dhfactory]

I don't like using them but if i have to i just use regular.

No point in having a massive rod, my g/f is a tiny tight 18 yr old :D

-Sean

[Caraway]

My father was a horse so I'm also a horse. Girls like to ride a horse. I like girls riding me.
Yeah. How long is it?
6 inch tops?
Thought so.
Less than 10 inches, but more than 9 inches. Girls ride me. Do they do the same thing with you, boy?

[Seraphim]

I don't like using them but if i have to i just use regular.

No point in having a massive rod, my g/f is a tiny tight 18 yr old :D

-Sean


LoL

Right on.

[UkrainianAmerican]

My father was a horse so I'm also a horse. Girls like to ride a horse. I like girls riding me.
Yeah. How long is it?
6 inch tops?
Thought so.
Less than 10 inches, but more than 9 inches. Girls ride me. Do they do the same thing with you, boy?
I am on top. If you really got 9 inches, then you da man.
I got 7.21 :(

[cut]

Can you guys please compare ****s in private?

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/templates/subSilver/images/lang_english/icon_pm.gif

[UkrainianAmerican]

Can you guys please compare ****s in private?
Not nearly as fun.
Anyway, I bet the 9 inch dude, uses some "enhancements" damn cheater!

[cut]

http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/tv/austinpowers_by_iconfactory/EnlargerPump.gif

[UkrainianAmerican]

yup. Damn finn.

[Caraway]

Can you guys please compare ****s in private?
Not nearly as fun.
Anyway, I bet the 9 inch dude, uses some "enhancements" damn cheater!
No, my rod is a God's gift.

[Midtown]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)

You must not have ever gotten laid then, because you obviosly know nothing about condoms.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Can you guys please compare ****s in private?
Not nearly as fun.
Anyway, I bet the 9 inch dude, uses some "enhancements" damn cheater!
No, my rod is a God's gift.
Lucky man then.

[UkrainianAmerican]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)

You must not have ever gotten laid then, because you obviosly know nothing about condoms.
That aint a bad comeback either! rofl

[mustamato]

I don´t have ***.

But it used to be EU-average size condoms, but that was a long time ago,
maybe it have shrunk now.

[cut]

they stretch, so there isn't much difference.

Yeah, but I have to use an extra large, because if I even try using a large or regular, the ring around it hurts your ****, not like a **** ring would, but as in it feels like your ****s going to break, it sucks. oh. f*** condoms anyway. They should make the Armys body armor out of those f*** things, We'd never feel bullets hitting us.

eh.. you must have a short **** then, when you roll it out it's not so tight p-)

You must not have ever gotten laid then, because you obviosly know nothing about condoms.

I'm talking normal not fudge-packing ones

[UkrainianAmerican]

I don´t have ***.

But it used to be EU-average size condoms, but that was a long time ago,
maybe it have shrunk now.
EU average size in metric system: 6 cm :lol:

I wear Magnum size.

[Jack Mehoff]

I make a girl to take a blood test before I have *** with her.

[Seraphim]

I make a girl to take a blood test before I have *** with her.

Gotta make sure shes not related :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

I make a girl to take a blood test before I have *** with her.

Gotta make sure shes not related :lol:

Sorry, i'm not from the south.

[Seraphim]

You crazy Utah mormons are all related. p-)

I make a girl to take a blood test before I have *** with her.

Gotta make sure shes not related :lol:

Sorry, i'm not from the south.

damn southerners

[Seraphim]

I make a girl to take a blood test before I have *** with her.

Gotta make sure shes not related :lol:

Sorry, i'm not from the south.

damn southerners


REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!

[farmgirl]

I make a girl to take a blood test before I have *** with her.

Gotta make sure shes not related :lol:

Sorry, i'm not from the south.

damn southerners


REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!



I saw that movie last night. Just sayin' ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

hmmm.....I thought I went out with farmgirl on a date last night to see that movie "Unfaithful"

[farmgirl]

hmmm.....I thought I went out with farmgirl on a date last night to see that movie "Unfaithful"


nope.... that must have been some other farmgirl. :D

I've seen that one too. I wasn't too impressed. Although I do like Diane Lane. ( that's who Flagg picked for me on the "choose the perfect person" thread..... woo hoo!!! :D)

[Fintin]

whats a condom?

[Midtown]

those things that keep ending up in your body cavitys when you awake.

[Seraphim]

those things that keep ending up in your body cavitys when you awake.

PWNED

[Fintin]

note to self.....move so midtown cant find me again...wattles away with a sore ass

[dhfactory]

http://www.pppasadena.org/img/pht.jpg

This is why RussianAmerican uses X-Large!! :P

-Sean

[ibstolidude]

lets hear it.
Btw, I used to use Large, but its to tight for me now. woot
then stop putting your foot in there with it.

[ForceReaper]

Condoms? I dont need no stinkin condoms!! :D

[Trigger]

Extra Small*

*and I still have to tie a knot in the end.

:oops:

[Gauntlet]

My father was a horse so I'm also a horse. Girls like to ride a horse. I like girls riding me.
Yeah. How long is it?
6 inch tops?
Thought so.
Less than 10 inches, but more than 9 inches. Girls ride me. Do they do the same thing with you, boy?

DENIAL!! rofl

[MolliG]

As I've said before bigger is not always better, as a lady is much more likely to double orgasm with a lover who is 'less endowed' due to the increased allowance for movement, hence more contact with 'sensitive areas'. Plus, according to various surveys, et cetera, achieving a double orgasm in no. 1 on the ladies' to do list in the bedroom.

;)

[Vance]

This thread rocks. p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

This thread rocks. p-)
thanks! woot

[Seoulstriker]

Extra Small*

*and I still have to tie a knot in the end.

:oops:

that's ok, trig. it's how you use it that counts. :)

[California Joe]

This may be the gayest thread ever. Much like an '80's hairband with no groupies.

Put your toys away boys.

The 2 women that actually post here didn't seem to be too impressed and the fact that they posted at all saved this from being a total sausagefest.

[Salty Dog]

what the **** thread is this? just when i think there will never be another ***** thread, there is! what the ****?!?!?!?

[M_S]

I have 17 ****s, all are 17 inches, and i have 43 balls by the way.

[Trigger]

This may be the gayest thread ever. Much like an '80's hairband with no groupies.

Put your toys away boys.

The 2 women that actually post here didn't seem to be too impressed and the fact that they posted at all saved this from being a total sausagefest.

I prefer the term 'Kielbasa Party'...but it is the gayest thread ever.

[Midtown]

This may be the gayest thread ever. Much like an '80's hairband with no groupies.

Put your toys away boys.

The 2 women that actually post here didn't seem to be too impressed and the fact that they posted at all saved this from being a total sausagefest.

Since when has this group been socially acceptable to women anyway.

[California Joe]

This thread had nothing to do with women. It was a pathetic internet attempt to have a big ****. Which is odd cause women figure it out real quick when you put it in them. This "group" is very young for the most part and they need to learn things about women in general.

[Fintin]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...

[UkrainianAmerican]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...
PWNED!

[UkrainianAmerican]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...
double

[seventy6er]

Post whore!!! ;)

[MaDuce]

RussianAmercian are you trying to compensate for somthing with your large post count.

[Haiw]

How about RussianAmerican and Seoulstriker start their own ***** forum? :P

[seventy6er]

How about RussianAmerican and Seoulstriker start their own ***** forum? :P

Perhaps they should just join HERE (http://groups.msn.com/Gettingthroughlifewithasmall*****)?? And NO, I'm not a member there ;)

[California Joe]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...

Yeah, I'm all broken up about people's location on the board. Nice talk suicide whore. Why don't you relate your near death experience or perhaps tell us how you got dumped by your junior prom date and your life is ruined. Or maybe you could just whip it out and scare everyone with your massive girth.

It's still the gayest thread ever.

[seventy6er]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...

Yeah, I'm all broken up about people's location on the board. Nice talk suicide whore. Why don't you relate your near death experience or perhaps tell us how you got dumped by your junior prom date and your life is ruined. Or maybe you could just whip it out and scare everyone with your massive girth.

It's still the gayest thread ever.

Whoah! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/box.gif

[memphiz]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...

Yeah, I'm all broken up about people's location on the board. Nice talk suicide whore. Why don't you relate your near death experience or perhaps tell us how you got dumped by your junior prom date and your life is ruined. Or maybe you could just whip it out and scare everyone with your massive girth.

It's still the gayest thread ever.














OWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trigger]

heh heh, he said massive girth [/Beavis]

[Rantanplan]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/box.gif Cool! A Vladimir Klitschko Smiley. :lol:

[Fintin]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...

Yeah, I'm all broken up about people's location on the board. Nice talk suicide whore. Why don't you relate your near death experience or perhaps tell us how you got dumped by your junior prom date and your life is ruined. Or maybe you could just whip it out and scare everyone with your massive girth.

It's still the gayest thread ever.

the other night....you have no idea what was happening....i am sorry i scared people, i am scared out of my wits every day.....sorry if i cracked a joke and you didnt like it....i would appreciate an appology, you had no right to say this

[Haiw]

You would appreciate an appology? No offense, but do you have any idea what kind of consequences talking about committing suicide on an internet forum can have? If you've got problems, get help. See a shrink, a docter, or whatever. Don't start doing almost-suicides.

[Rantanplan]

As long he don't wants that you eat his *****....

[Fintin]

You would appreciate an appology? No offense, but do you have any idea what kind of consequences talking about committing suicide on an internet forum can have? If you've got problems, get help. See a shrink, a docter, or whatever. Don't start doing almost-suicides.

i dont even leave my house anymore...im to scared, to go outside. i get shaky when i go down to get the mail or take out the trash. i know i have problems....i have gone to doctors....but nothing has changed anything....i screwed up big time the other night im sorry....sometimes i dont fully relize what im doing until its done with....but that still doesnt give joe the right to say what he did....he has no clue what is going on in my life....but dont judge me until you have lived my life

[UkrainianAmerican]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...

Yeah, I'm all broken up about people's location on the board. Nice talk suicide whore. Why don't you relate your near death experience or perhaps tell us how you got dumped by your junior prom date and your life is ruined. Or maybe you could just whip it out and scare everyone with your massive girth.

It's still the gayest thread ever.
Thats going a little bit overboard, no?

[California Joe]

OK, I'm sorry little buckaroo. I didn't mean to be that harsh. No offense meant really. Stick around OK?

[UkrainianAmerican]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/box.gif Cool! A Vladimir Klitschko Smiley. :lol:
Bah, Small klitchko is a PUSSY. :oops:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Post whore!!! ;)
5 dollars for a dumb post. 10 dumb double post....

[UkrainianAmerican]

RussianAmercian are you trying to compensate for somthing with your large post count.
The fact that I have three ********s :oops: .

[UkrainianAmerican]

Btw, so far most of the participants in the poll got SMALL COCKS.
HAHA, fcuking loosers! When your girls say: "its just right for me", they are LYING!
:P :P :P

[MK133]

I use the little finger condoms used for rectal and ******l examinations.

http://www.pmwf.com/Watches/WatchTools/GeneralWatchTools/NewWatchToolsJuly2002Pic4.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

Mustamatos PM to me:
http://forumspam.articblue.nl/user_related/owned/images/0687.jpg
You do know that when your **** gets hard it has nothing to do wth a bone. In fact the bone is extremely short.
But thats ok, they prolly dont got ***-ed in Sweden/Finland.

[born_to_kill]

i use the finger condums on my ****.

[UkrainianAmerican]

i use the finger condums on my ****.
And you call yourself a jew? :P

[born_to_kill]

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[UkrainianAmerican]

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/products/fleshlights/pink/fleshlight-front.jpg

all i want for christmas
I would not know what THAT is :P

[born_to_kill]

sure sure ;)


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Name: Whitehall, OH
Comments:
Quite possibly the best anal *** I've ever had. Especially when you consider no danger of ecoli or unsightly poop on your *****. And lets face it, no guilt or shame for destroying some poor girl's pooper. A great, great product. As you can probably tell I purchased the butt model, ultra tight and I have to say it was worth every hard earned penny. I'm currently in a relationship and my girlfriend and I have plans to bring the fleshlight into our lovemaking sessions along with her vibrator. A safe, sexy foursome with just the two of us. Thanks Fleshlight!

[UkrainianAmerican]

I dont need that. Your mom is still good. :P

[born_to_kill]

dude my moms dead thanks alot

[UkrainianAmerican]

dude my moms dead thanks alot
My ass. Try something newer.

[farmgirl]

joe knows....he has an internet girlfriend...who dumped him for a guy on a ducati...


rofl :cantbeli:

[mustamato]

Name: Whitehall, OH
Comments:
Quite possibly the best anal *** I've ever had. Especially when you consider no danger of ecoli or unsightly poop on your *****. And lets face it, no guilt or shame for destroying some poor girl's pooper. A great, great product. As you can probably tell I purchased the butt model, ultra tight and I have to say it was worth every hard earned penny. I'm currently in a relationship and my girlfriend and I have plans to bring the fleshlight into our lovemaking sessions along with her vibrator. A safe, sexy foursome with just the two of us. Thanks Fleshlight!

[Fintin]

dude my moms dead thanks alot
My ass. Try something newer.

sorry bub its true...

[UkrainianAmerican]

dude my moms dead thanks alot
My ass. Try something newer.

sorry bub its true...
I have no way of knowing, but its REALLY overused.

[born_to_kill]

Russki PETEROF!

[UkrainianAmerican]

Russki PETEROF!
Ani be russit!
Kus ima shelcha!
:P
rofl

[born_to_kill]

kharrasho u ****in PETEROF

am i saying it right?

[UkrainianAmerican]

kharrasho u f*** PETEROF

am i saying it right?
Good enough. But whos PETEROF? My last name ends with a BERG.

[born_to_kill]

shut up vladimir

[UkrainianAmerican]

shut up vladimir
Shlomo Bergstein.
Itbach al yahood! :P
(Arabic: get the jews)

[born_to_kill]

arabic : slay the jews


oh shove it boris.

[UkrainianAmerican]

arabic : slay the jews


oh shove it boris.
I heard Russians get all the hoes in your country :P

[born_to_kill]

how about , NYET.

[UkrainianAmerican]

how about , NYET.
Thats not what yo mom said last night.
In fact she was saying: da sasha, da!
hehe :P

[Ria]

LOL :P

*sigh* boys will be boys...

[Jack Mehoff]

LOL :P

*sigh* boys will be boys...
Hi http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/tweetz/hug.gif

[Ria]

!!

Hi Jack :D :hug:

[Jack Mehoff]

I alway have this thing for hispanic chicks http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/sarge/Suave_anim.gif

[Fintin]

your dirty

[Vance]

I alway have this thing for hispanic chicks http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/ed/lo.gif
She isn't hispanic, so hah hah hahhhh@ you.

[memphiz]

!!

Hi Jack :D :hug:
Hi Ria :D

[Ria]

Hellooo memphiz :hug:

Nope, not exactly Hispanic... Portuguese actually :)

[Jack Mehoff]

Hellooo memphiz :hug:

Nope, not exactly Hispanic... Portuguese actually :)

I alway have this thing for Portuguese chicks http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/sarge/Suave_anim.gif

[Vance]

Dude give it up...

[Fintin]

your dirty

[rob]

the thing about jack is that you can say he has a thing for any woman and be 99% sure its true.

[Vance]

His wife must not be a good lay, he's hitting on all these other chicks





















;)

[Jack Mehoff]

I also have this thing for any metro****** guy name Vance. :oops:

[rob]

I also have this thing for any metro****** guy name Vance. :oops:

you too? :oops:

[Vance]

Metro****** my ass, I only spend 2 minutes max on my hair. p-)

[rob]

thats about a minute 30 seconds too long.

[Ratamacue]

Once I'm out of the shower, I don't touch my hair. Usually it falls into a shape almost acceptable for the outside world.

[Vance]

Rob: It was a joke. ;)

[memphiz]

Hellooo memphiz :hug:

Nope, not exactly Hispanic... Portuguese actually :)
:D



Metro****** my ass, I only spend 2 minutes max on my hair.
thats waaay to long man, that shows to much determination to look 'man pretty' a normal guy can comb his hair with his hand, steps for Vance:
1] Stick hand on top of head
2] Shake hand violently
3] Put on hat
Viala

[UkrainianAmerican]

The sanctity of my thread has been violated by three females. Dirty spies.

[UkrainianAmerican]

O yeah I brush my hair about once a month, and when it NEEDS a brushing, I get a haircut.
Yeah, Im ruff n tuff.

[farmgirl]

O yeah I brush my hair about once a month, and when it NEEDS a brushing, I get a haircut.
Yeah, Im ruff n tuff.


short hair = good

There aren't too many men who look good with long hair. Daniel Day Lewis an exception.

[Seoulstriker]

chuck, check PM.

[Vance]

Hellooo memphiz :hug:

Nope, not exactly Hispanic... Portuguese actually :)
:D



Metro****** my ass, I only spend 2 minutes max on my hair.
thats waaay to long man, that shows to much determination to look 'man pretty' a normal guy can comb his hair with his hand, steps for Vance:
1] Stick hand on top of head
2] Shake hand violently
3] Put on hat
Viala
Goddamnit I said it was a joke you retard :P


PS I have short hair, only requires 30 seconds at the most.

[UkrainianAmerican]

O yeah I brush my hair about once a month, and when it NEEDS a brushing, I get a haircut.
Yeah, Im ruff n tuff.


short hair = good

There aren't too many men who look good with long hair. Daniel Day Lewis an exception.
Well my hair isnt that short (3-4 on the sides, 5-6 on top) but it pretty thick so it has a constant "shape" hehe.

[Jack Mehoff]

O yeah I brush my hair about once a month, and when it NEEDS a brushing, I get a haircut.
Yeah, Im ruff n tuff.


short hair = good

There aren't too many men who look good with long hair. Daniel Day Lewis an exception.

how about no hair?
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6203/tongue1.jpg

[farmgirl]

No hair can be good. :D My brother shaves his head... slick bald, and I think it looks good. Some men look better with no hair than others, but I think men stress too much about going bald. Some very sexy men are bald. (or choose to shave their heads)

[He219]

Finally!
:D

http://cache.*****images.com/comp/3449115.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=31AB8CA63970B1C076BA8A3DD45D0B1F

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL: Two workers give the finishing touches to the world's biggest condom, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, 20 April, 2004 made by Brazilian artist Degmar Covos, as an advertisement for the upcoming Erotika Fair. The red nylon condom weighs 140 Kgs and measures 8 meters wide and 25 meters high - three more than the French current record holder. AFP PHOTO/Mauricio LIMA (Photo credit should read MAURICIO LIMA/AFP/***** Images)

p-)

[farmgirl]

What are you saying, He? p-)

[He219]

What are you saying, He? p-)
It's nearly finished! Batter up. Schwing!
;)

http://cache.*****images.com/comp/3446526.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=31AB8CA63970B1C0219910F6594F4DB2

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL: The biggest condom ever made can be seen 19 April, 2004 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The red condom, made of nylon by Brazilian artist Degmar Covos as an advertising for the upcoming Erotika Fair, is 25-meter high (three more than its French similar, the present world record) and 8-meter wide and weighs 140 kg. AFP PHOTO/Mauricio LIMA (Photo credit should read MAURICIO LIMA/AFP/***** Images)

[MolliG]

Finally!
:D

http://cache.*****images.com/comp/3449115.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=31AB8CA63970B1C076BA8A3DD45D0B1F

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL: Two workers give the finishing touches to the world's biggest condom, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, 20 April, 2004 made by Brazilian artist Degmar Covos, as an advertisement for the upcoming Erotika Fair. The red nylon condom weighs 140 Kgs and measures 8 meters wide and 25 meters high - three more than the French current record holder. AFP PHOTO/Mauricio LIMA (Photo credit should read MAURICIO LIMA/AFP/***** Images)

p-)

CE and Kitemarked though?

[farmgirl]

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL: Two workers give the finishing touches to the world's biggest condom, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, 20 April, 2004 made by Brazilian artist Degmar Covos, as an advertisement for the upcoming Erotika Fair. The red nylon condom weighs 140 Kgs and measures 8 meters wide and 25 meters high - three more than the French current record holder. AFP PHOTO/Mauricio LIMA (Photo credit should read MAURICIO LIMA/AFP/***** Images)


We don't have that kind of thing in Iowa...... just sayin' ;)

[Trigger]

Damn...
What's the capacity of that reservoir tip? p-)

[Haiw]

Once I'm out of the shower, I don't touch my hair. Usually it falls into a shape almost acceptable for the outside world.
I guess that explains the artsy hair on the picture. :P

RA, for christs sake, drop the mom jokes...they stopped being funny back in 2002.

[Marmot1]

Weird thread....

Large.

[usa320]

alot of threads on this forum do come down to ***** contests, but this is a whole new low.

[Gauntlet]

I bet that most of the guys that said X-Large in reality are regulars. The Internet can have huge egos.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Once I'm out of the shower, I don't touch my hair. Usually it falls into a shape almost acceptable for the outside world.
I guess that explains the artsy hair on the picture. :P

RA, for christs sake, drop the mom jokes...they stopped being funny back in 2002.
Thats not what your mom said last night!
[/korny mode off]

[memphiz]

Hellooo memphiz :hug:

Nope, not exactly Hispanic... Portuguese actually :)
:D



Metro****** my ass, I only spend 2 minutes max on my hair.
thats waaay to long man, that shows to much determination to look 'man pretty' a normal guy can comb his hair with his hand, steps for Vance:
1] Stick hand on top of head
2] Shake hand violently
3] Put on hat
Viala
Goddamnit I said it was a joke you retard :P


PS I have short hair, only requires 30 seconds at the most.
:lol: :P

[snapper]

Mine might be small, but it can fill a pram (thats a childs pushchair for those that dont understand) :fork:

Oh and just to make it very clear ,I mean I can make a baby to put in a pram.
Jesus this is hard work!

[Midtown]

there should have been a - I ****ING HATE CONDOMS option.

[Jack Mehoff]

there should have been a - I f*** HATE CONDOMS option.

x2

[Vance]

and an ''I love birth control pills'' option

[California Joe]

I don't believe in them.

[UkrainianAmerican]

and an ''I love birth control pills'' option
Yeah, but I am afraid a female member would need to start it :|

[usa320]

i dont use them ****s no more...she damn well better take the pill.

:)

[Haiw]

I don't believe in them.
You don't have to believe in them as long as the girl believes in them. :P

[memphiz]

from the show 'Titus'
titus: uhm...so whats your method of birth control?
girl: prayer
titus: uhm...can I have my load back then

[XTC]

large

[BadKarma26]

where do you get large size ones? the ones i use now hurt like a bitch to get on

[11F5S]

Bareback is the only way to fly :lol:

[Haiw]

where do you get large size ones? the ones i use now hurt like a bitch to get on
You're supposed to only put them over your *****, not your ***** AND ballsack.

[BadKarma26]

seriously though

[mudbunny]

This thread is gay.

[11F5S]

seriously though

At the drug store...or online.

When are you college boys gonna learn to use Google? :(

http://www.undercovercondoms.com/Condoms/Types/Larger/3/large-condoms.html

[BadKarma26]

seriously though

At the drug store...or online.

When are you college boys gonna learn to use Google? :(

http://www.undercovercondoms.com/Condoms/Types/Larger/3/large-condoms.html

thanks

[Stormy]

Bareback is the only way to fly :lol:

HAHA~~ oh damn.

[EvanL]

bareback rules. but....... stupid pregnancy.....stupid unreliable birth control pills.

[usa320]

thats odd, cause i dont wear condoms and i have yet to get my girlfriend pregnant... As a matter of fact, i believe birth control pills are MORE effective than condoms, as the woman physically cannot concieve due to the hormonal changes caused by the pill.

[Haiw]

thats odd, cause i dont wear condoms and i have yet to get my girlfriend pregnant... As a matter of fact, i believe birth control pills are MORE effective than condoms, as the woman physically cannot concieve due to the hormonal changes caused by the pill.
Unless you're one of the unlucky 1 out of a 100 whose hormones are such that the pills don't work. ;)

[EvanL]

The pill doesnt work for everybody.

[Karmapolice]

I can't believe some of the **** posted on here and some of the things people will say. Some are in good humor others I am afraid are attempting to be serious.

[farmgirl]

thats odd, cause i dont wear condoms and i have yet to get my girlfriend pregnant... As a matter of fact, i believe birth control pills are MORE effective than condoms, as the woman physically cannot concieve due to the hormonal changes caused by the pill.


The pill is only as reliable as the person taking it. It's not 100% effective, and because of the lower hormone dosages in pills these days, if it's not taken religiously it can mean mommy time.
This is a good option.... continuous release of hormones, so no "ups and downs," and there are no pills to remember.

http://www.nuvaring.com/Consumer/index.asp?SetSession=Yes&strGUID={C78AC837-262B-463B-ABAE-F36C075D87F3}&SID=116162352

[11F5S]

thats odd, cause i dont wear condoms and i have yet to get my girlfriend pregnant... As a matter of fact, i believe birth control pills are MORE effective than condoms, as the woman physically cannot concieve due to the hormonal changes caused by the pill.
Unless you're one of the unlucky 1 out of a 100 whose hormones are such that the pills don't work. ;)

Have no fear usa320's girl won't get preggo.

She is however a babe.:P

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/InflatableBabe.jpg

[Karmapolice]

Have no fear usa320's girl won't get preggo.

rofl rofl

[askDNA]

Just use a sock.

[Eat a bullet]

Ginormous

[11F5S]

oops

[MaDuce]

I use
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12760/200.jpg

[Stormy]

HAHAHAHA! LOOK at such a bull **** poll! Extra-Large.. get the fucca outta here! Y'all a bunch of tater tots acting like footlongs! rofl

[Brozozo]

Just use a sock.x2

[CQB_Operator]

just a trash-can liner :D

[Morboute]

I am married, i dont need condoms....

[coughybean]

I use these as condoms. . . :oops:

http://www.mtso.ab.ca/images/fingercots.JPG

http://img135.echo.cx/img135/9021/fingercots2rr.jpg


























J/k, I really use XXXXXXXXL size condoms