supersize me!

[Skaman]

http://www.supersizeme.com/video/SuperSizeMe_Trlr_300.mov


About the Movie:

Why are Americans so fat? Find out in Super Size Me, a tongue in-cheek - and burger in hand -- look at the legal, financial and physical costs of America's hunger for fast food.

Ominously, 37% of American children and adolescents are carrying too much fat and 2 out of every three adults are overweight or obese. Is it our fault for lacking self-control, or are the fast-food corporations to blame?

Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock hit the road and interviewed experts in 20 U.S. cities, including Houston, the "Fattest City" in America. From Surgeon Generals to gym teachers, cooks to kids, lawmakers to legislators, these authorities shared their research, opinions and "gut feelings" on our ever-expanding girth.

During the journey, Spurlock also put his own body on the line, living on nothing but McDonald's for an entire month with three simple rules:

[Jack Mehoff]

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5371/apo.jpg


http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7481/nas.jpg

[Skaman]

My heart constricts just looking at this photo. I can feel the portion of fat squeezing through on its last exasperated push toward the narrow pathway of my artery. The grease is soaked into the cardboard; the French fries are saturated in dripping vegetable oil, all the while a complementary gooey cheese dip solidifies next to your scrap of loose meat. I am sure the food emits a putrid aroma of cooking oil and overcooked pork, dizzying the senses. The whole 'dinner package' makes my stomach churn.

[FallenAngel]

The whole 'dinner package' makes my stomach churn.

That's probably his mid-afternoon snack. ;)

[Fintin]

i eat the equivilent of a super size meal at every meal....to blame the amount of food for the problem isnt right.....i have figured i eat 4000-5000 calories aday....im 6'2" 165lbs....i think some people are just fat....and they all just happen to live in the us...it happens.....the trick is cutting of limbs....

[Beowulf]

Ducimus....go back to blowing your boyfriend and quit "worrying" about america...we'll be fine.


You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
we got the bombs, that's why.


Two words. Nuclear ****ing weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk
right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as
soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well
multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...

and Lee Marvin

and Sam Pekinpah

And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!



p.s. The Duke says you can lick his lowfat nuts.


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=john+wayne+/v=2/TID=I002_2/l=IVS/*-http://www.tomrenshaw.com/images/john_wayne.jpg


enjoy
-b

[Fintin]

i dont live too far from canada...yall and too much skinner then us.....

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm touched. Ducimus19 cares about American health http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/aahmed/azcrying.gif

[Skaman]

"worrying" about america


It’s not a problem, it’s a health epidemic. Unless your nation sees some drastic changes in its fast-food industry or the American people recognize these serious health concerns, the spill over is going to continue to affect my nation. I am not worrying about America, I am worrying about mine. Watch the film, I plan to. While you are at it, read 'fast food nation'

[Flagg]

NEWS FLASH:

McDonald's CEO dies of heart attack:

http://breaking.examiner.ie/2004/04/19/story143520.html

Must have had too many Big Macs

[AFG]

wow Beo where'd that come from :lol:

[Fintin]

you guys gave us tim hortons...sick bastard

[Skaman]

NEWS FLASH:

McDonald's CEO dies of heart attack:

http://breaking.examiner.ie/2004/04/19/story143520.html

Must have had too many Big Macs

Is that not ironic?

[FallenAngel]

"worrying" about america


It’s not a problem, it’s a health epidemic. Unless your nation sees some drastic changes in its fast-food industry or the American people recognize these serious health concerns, the spill over is going to continue to affect my nation. I am not worrying about America, I am worrying about mine. Watch the film, I plan to. While you are at it, read 'fast food nation'

Ain't it great though? I can have a Big Mac with Cheese anywhere in LA, then fly to Paris and get a "Royale with cheese" from the McDonalds there.

I mean, just because Canada doesn't have fast-food chains spanning every developed country in the world doesn't mean you have to have fast-food envy. You guys gave the world Celine Dion and, believe me, that was MORE than enough :lol:

[Fintin]

canadian mickyds were the first to have mcflurries....those are good for you....swiss chelet is real healthy too isnt it....and what country is know for putting mayo on everything they eat....CANADA....your just as fat now do some sit ups stick a fork in him hes done :fork:

[MetalBoy]

Yeah thats an awesome quote Beowulf. Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah are two of my cinematic heroes.

[Jack Mehoff]

"worrying" about america


It’s not a problem, it’s a health epidemic. Unless your nation sees some drastic changes in its fast-food industry or the American people recognize these serious health concerns, the spill over is going to continue to affect my nation. I am not worrying about America, I am worrying about mine. Watch the film, I plan to. While you are at it, read 'fast food nation'

rofl I guess they only sell McDonald in Canada, hey? When are you going to stop blaming everything on America. Get a ****ing life!

Believe it or not, I only eat fast food like once every month because I choose to do that. They don't put a gun on my head and force me to digest their food.

[mocking_loudly_died]

Ducimus....go back to blowing your boyfriend and quit "worrying" about america...we'll be fine.
-b

That's it young man, you're on the rice cake diet.

[ShotOver]

****, ****less19 cares about us... im warmed.

What about Australians? we got alot of fat people, why don't you find an article on us?

I used to eat Maccas as a kid, because i lived with my dad, and he couldnt cook. But yer, then in highschool i did Food Production for 5 years, and now im joining the Navy as a cook.

I'm trying to drop a few kilos at the moment, for the school Ball, so my face isnt red in the photos, that ****s me.

[Flagg]

About the Movie:

Why are Americans so fat? Find out in Super Size Me, a tongue in-cheek - and burger in hand -- look at the legal, financial and physical costs of America's hunger for fast food.

Ominously, 37% of American children and adolescents are carrying too much fat and 2 out of every three adults are overweight or obese. Is it our fault for lacking self-control, or are the fast-food corporations to blame?

Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock hit the road and interviewed experts in 20 U.S. cities, including Houston, the "Fattest City" in America. From Surgeon Generals to gym teachers, cooks to kids, lawmakers to legislators, these authorities shared their research, opinions and "gut feelings" on our ever-expanding girth.

During the journey, Spurlock also put his own body on the line, living on nothing but McDonald's for an entire month with three simple rules:



It’s not a problem, it’s a health epidemic. Unless your nation sees some drastic changes in its fast-food industry or the American people recognize these serious health concerns, the spill over is going to continue to affect my nation. I am not worrying about America, I am worrying about mine. Watch the film, I plan to. While you are at it, read 'fast food nation'


Hey Ducimus.....the last time I checked......You Canucks weren't exactly as skinny as Somalis either


NEWS FLASH:

McDonald's CEO dies of heart attack:

http://breaking.examiner.ie/2004/04/19/story143520.html

Must have had too many Big Macs


Is that not ironic?

I'd say more funny than irony

Irony would be the incredibly fit health nut marathon running friend of my father's who dropped dead of a heart attack on his front lawn chasing away kids toilet papering his tree on mischief night, he was 35....now THAT's irony ;)


Oh yeah, before I forget:


Eight in ten Canadians have at least one risk factor for cardiovascular disease and 11 per cent had three or more risk factors, the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada says.

Diabetes affects more than 2 million Canadians

Why don't you go protest in front of your own local Canadian homegrown fast food purveyor of death to save your beloved countrymen instead of annoying us here?

[ShotOver]

Didnt the man who invented jogging die of a heartattack or some crap like that?

[mocking_loudly_died]

This is my big vs small world theory.

Canadians hate Americans
New Zealanders hate Australians
Australians hate the British (England mainly)

It's a complex I see all the time in popular culture, hate the perceived more important nation.

[ShotOver]

Yeah, damn british.

Don't mind the Kiwi's, they are always good for a laugh.

[gaz]

wow Beo where'd that come from :lol:

That's the great Denis Leary, if you really want a good laugh then try and download a copy of "The asshole song", absolute genius.

In regards to people hating the British, we're used to it, at some point we've pretty much had a war with everyone in the world, or at the very least invaded/colonised your country.

[Flagg]

Oy,

We don't hate you Aussies

We love you

You're like close cuzzies........cuzzies with a criminal record :roll:

Here's a laugh for you PT:

Have you heard the one about the Kiwi that moved to the Gold Coast?

It raised the average IQ of BOTH countries......get it? I can explain it to you if you want :roll:

[Beowulf]

"worrying" about america


It’s not a problem, it’s a health epidemic....

A "health epidemic" huh?

I can see the headlines now:
...Rampant outbreak of Health caused by US...UNHCR declares 98% of refugees affected by Health....Gore ****ounces Health epidemic caused by global warming....Strom Thurmond reportedly seen dancing a "jig"....Beltway insiders anticipate investigatory panel into the rapid spread of "Health"....Dead hooker in Ted kennedy's trunk unaffected by outbreak of "Health"....

I guess I'll stop there, that's fun though..."health epidemic"...heh...good one.

[cut]

Don't mind the Kiwi's, they are always good for a laugh.

That's what we think you about aussies, good for a laugh.

[cut]

This is my big vs small world theory.

Canadians hate Americans
New Zealanders hate Australians
Australians hate the British (England mainly)

It's a complex I see all the time in popular culture, hate the perceived more important nation.

everyone takes the piss the welsh, and there are only abput 3 million of them. There's even an anti-welsh nursery rhyme; "... Taffy was a welshman, Taffy was a thief (...) something something (...).. and stole a leg of beef...

what's that about?

[ibstolidude]

My heart constricts just looking at this photo. I can feel the portion of fat squeezing through on its last exasperated push toward the narrow pathway of my artery. The grease is soaked into the cardboard; the French fries are saturated in dripping vegetable oil, all the while a complementary gooey cheese dip solidifies next to your scrap of loose meat. I am sure the food emits a putrid aroma of cooking oil and overcooked pork, dizzying the senses. The whole 'dinner package' makes my stomach churn.
This coming from the fool that once told me smoked cheese is GOOD for you?

[ibstolidude]

Ducimus....go back to blowing your boyfriend and quit "worrying" about america...we'll be fine.


You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
we got the bombs, that's why.


Two words. Nuclear f*** weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk
right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as
soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well
multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...

and Lee Marvin

and Sam Pekinpah

And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!



p.s. The Duke says you can lick his lowfat nuts.


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=john+wayne+/v=2/TID=I002_2/l=IVS/*-http://www.tomrenshaw.com/images/john_wayne.jpg


enjoy
-b
{standing ovation}

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canadian mickyds were the first to have mcflurries....those are good for you....swiss chelet is real healthy too isnt it....and what country is know for putting mayo on everything they eat....CANADA....your just as fat now do some sit ups stick a fork in him hes done :fork:

Thats news to me, I live in Canada. And the only time I have mayo would be on a sandwich.

People just gotta learn to control what and how much they eat, too much of any sorta food can be a bad thing.

[Herrmannek]

canadian mickyds were the first to have mcflurries....those are good for you....swiss chelet is real healthy too isnt it....and what country is know for putting mayo on everything they eat....CANADA....your just as fat now do some sit ups stick a fork in him hes done :fork:

Thats news to me, I live in Canada. And the only time I have mayo would be on a sandwich.

People just gotta learn to control what and how much they eat, too much of any sorta food can be a bad thing.

Na you can eat as much as you want, only condition is to burn that **** out

[Skaman]

My heart constricts just looking at this photo. I can feel the portion of fat squeezing through on its last exasperated push toward the narrow pathway of my artery. The grease is soaked into the cardboard; the French fries are saturated in dripping vegetable oil, all the while a complementary gooey cheese dip solidifies next to your scrap of loose meat. I am sure the food emits a putrid aroma of cooking oil and overcooked pork, dizzying the senses. The whole 'dinner package' makes my stomach churn.
This coming from the fool that once told me smoked cheese is GOOD for you?

I said its good, as in tasty... ;)

[Beowulf]

just hack off a limb...you can drop 5-10 lbs. in a matter of minutes.

[farmgirl]

Flagg:

I'd say more funny than irony

Irony would be the incredibly fit health nut marathon running friend of my father's who dropped dead of a heart attack on his front lawn chasing away kids toilet papering his tree on mischief night, he was 35....now THAT's irony




Nicely done Flagg... I was just about to explain irony.... then I saw your post. ;)

[DANJANOU]

Once again on behalf of the other 29,999,999 inhabitants of the Great White North I would like to apologise for our national equivalent of the village idiot and his bizarre ramblings here. They of course in no way represent the thoughts and/or feeling of our fast food scarfing people as a whole.

We considered deporting him but:

a) No other country would take him.

b) This is Canada and in theory we'll accept anyone, Al Quadea terrorists who lose their Passports, US deserters who don't want to go to Iraqi as it interferes with their mid terms, and wannabes who live in mommies basement and waste valuable band space on Internet sites.

[Skaman]

Irony:


incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs;


a trope that involves incongruity between what is expected and what occurs





2. A sort of humor,



It is humorous and unexpected that a CO member would die from a heart attack; the very heart attack this particular franchise inflicts upon many western nations as a burden to ones health. There is a humorous correlation between his death which was a heart attack, and the business he works for, known to inflict heart attacks after prolonged consumption of their food.

[farmgirl]

Irony:


incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs;


a trope that involves incongruity between what is expected and what occurs





2. A sort of humor,




It is humorous and unexpected that a CO member would die from a heart attack; the very heart attack this particular franchise inflicts upon many western nations as a burden to ones health. There is a humorous correlation between his death which was a heart attack, and the business he works for, known to inflict heart attacks after prolonged consumption of their food.


actually... it would not be unexpected for someone to die of a heart attack after a prolonged consumption of fast food. Therefore, it is not ironic. You might find it humorous, but it is not ironic.

[Skaman]

Irony:

[quote]incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs;


a trope that involves incongruity between what is expected and what occurs





2. A sort of humor,



It is humorous and unexpected that a CO member would die from a heart attack; the very heart attack this particular franchise inflicts upon many western nations as a burden to ones health. There is a humorous correlation between his death which was a heart attack, and the business he works for, known to inflict heart attacks after prolonged consumption of their food.[/quote


actually... it would not be unexpected for someone to die of a heart attack after a prolonged consumption of fast food. Therefore, it is not ironic. You might find it humorous, but it is not ironic.


However, the article does not stipulate he was killed by Mcdoanls food, merely a heart attack which could have been a result of stress for example. The humor resides in the fact that he died of failure in the heart, AND worked for McDonalds, a franchise commonly attributed to inflicting heart problems if one eats their meals.

Dying of a heart attack- working for a company that causes heart attacks. I see Irony.

[Jack Mehoff]

ducimus19 reminds me of a lady file a lawsuit against McDonald because she spilled hot coffee on her lap.

[farmgirl]

You may see irony, but if you do, you need your eyes checked.
This situation is not ironic. I'm going to try this one more time.
Irony is when the direct opposite of what is expected to happen happens. The fact that he worked for McDonalds does not make his death ironic.
It is not unexpected that middle aged men die of heart attacks.
It would not be unexpected for someone with an unhealthy lifestyle to die of a heart attack.
It would not be unexpected for a CEO of a major corporation to be under a lot of stress and die from a heart attack.

You might find it humorous... personally I do not.... but it is not ironic.

The term is often misused. Your writings are just another example of that misuse. This is not an argument that you can win. You are, in fact, wrong.


*teacher mode off*

[Trigger]

dumbass19 wrote:

The humor resides in the fact that he died of failure in the heart.
Humor?
You wail and moan about every terrorist who meets an untimely end at the hands of American fighting men, yet you find humor in the heart attack death of a normal person. Why am I not surprised.


Ducimus....go back to blowing your boyfriend and quit "worrying" about america...we'll be fine.


You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
we got the bombs, that's why.


Two words. Nuclear f*** weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk
right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as
soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well
multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...

and Lee Marvin

and Sam Pekinpah

And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!



p.s. The Duke says you can lick his lowfat nuts.


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=john+wayne+/v=2/TID=I002_2/l=IVS/*-http://www.tomrenshaw.com/images/john_wayne.jpg


enjoy
-b

Word.

[Skaman]

Who would expect a man who works for a company that often causes heart attacks, to die of one himself? (but not necessarily a result of the food) Irony. I won’t debate this further, I disagree with you. Irony can also be used in the context of humor, which this scenario clearly fits.

[Skaman]

Dont try and stuff words in my mouth Trigger. WORD. :cantbeli:

[farmgirl]

Who would expect a man who works for a company that often causes heart attacks, to die of one himself? (but not necessarily a result of the food) Irony. I won’t debate this further, I disagree with you. Irony can also be used in the context of humor, which this scenario clearly fits.


Who wouldn't?
Ironic humor is used in the same way as the literary term irony. It is when something is humorous because it is the opposite of what one would expect.
This was not a debate. This was me telling you that you are wrong. You are still wrong. You don't understand what irony is... you get an F for the day. I'm done. Come to class better prepared next time.

[Seoulstriker]

just hack off a limb...you can drop 5-10 lbs. in a matter of minutes.

Where's Fintin where I need him... p-)

[Trigger]

Dont try and stuff words in my mouth Trigger. WORD. :cantbeli:
I can't stuff words into your mouth duc. All the bull**** that keeps spewing out prevents anything but the largest **** from getting in.

WORD?
You actually have to praise yourself these days eh?

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Duci you are really grubbing about the bottom the box for anti-American ammo. OK the stats say that Americans have a lot of fat b*stards but as a casual observer of the human form and a resident of a quaint little Scottish tourist trap I can attest to the fact that there is a lot of lardy ass Canadians about. Some of the older houses in my town are tiny and quite often I will meet a bunch Canadians or Americans telling me how their great great grandparents lived in some little house with two rooms with 14 kids and all I can think of how would you squeeze even two of you fat f*cks in. :lol:
Bacillus looks at expanding belly. :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

<----fatass Ute

[EvanL]

Ducimus. Please stop with all this american bashing.
Its getting extremely tiresome.
you dont make an effort to post something that could spark intelligent conversation, you are onlyu posting stuff tghat you know will tick off the american users. Do you find enjoyment in these things?
i hope not. i hope you have more of a life than that. because that would be really low.
i have yet to see a post by yiou that doesnt criticize the U.S. in anyway. At first you claimed that your posts were anti-bush because you dont agree with his politics. but now yuour posting a thread in the hopes of portraying the american people as being fat and heart attacks waiting to happen. We know there is this problem in the states, but its also in canada. maybe you could even out your posts by opening yourself up to a broader perspective of the world. not just focussing on the faults and problems of the U.S.
i hope this post will help you realize that yoru actions as of late are childish and immature. And it is only helping to lure the board deeper into the pits of retardation.
I feel like i have to wear a helmet and goggles when im on this site now, cus i feel so retarded sometimes.

[Beowulf]

Good post...but this:



I feel like i have to wear a helmet and goggles when im on this site now, cus i feel so retarded sometimes.


Pure GOLD :D

[hank]

This morning I went to McDonald's to get a cup of coffee while I waited for a client. I sat in my truck and read the paper while I waited. So, I look over the top of the paper and see this big sign covering a dumpster-enclosure behind the restaurant. It read: "Get a Bucket of 50 Chicken McNuggets for $9.99". Oh, my God! 50 McNuggets! That would kill you.

chad

[EvanL]

Good post...but this:



I feel like i have to wear a helmet and goggles when im on this site now, cus i feel so retarded sometimes.


Pure GOLD :Dyeh... now exscuse me while i hop on the short bus and get myself a Dairy Queen Burger,

[Trigger]

Duuuude!
DQ burgers ROCK!
Go Evan woot

[Haiw]

How could anyone get fat on McDonalds burgers? They taste like ****. I can't even stand eating 1. :|

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

How could anyone get fat on McDonalds burgers? They taste like ****. I can't even stand eating 1. :|
I have never ever set foot in either McD's or Burger King I don't think I am missing anything.

[Haiw]

It's against my principles as well, but sometimes you just run into emergencies, or you're forced to go to the McDonalds because 'the group' goes there.

[He219]

Can't stand MickeyD's either.

To get a burger you would actualy like, get a Fatburger (http://www.fatburger.net) when you're out west. In-N-Out is a close second place.

:D

[Trigger]

^word (how many times have I said that in this thread?)

[ShadowNeo]

Ah well, I'm sure there will be alot of pissed off American tourists soon after McDonalds in the UK completely drops their Super-Size portions (yes, they announced this a while back) :).

[cut]

Ah well, I'm sure there will be alot of pissed off American tourists soon after McDonalds in the UK completely drops their Super-Size portions (yes, they announced this a while back) :).

woot common sense 1 glutony 0

[Brozozo]

Best things to come out of Canada: Harvey's and poutine, especially Harvey's poutine!

[Operation Ivy]

Duuuude!
DQ burgers ROCK!
Go Evan woot

YUK
There almost as bad as McD, Checkers makes the best burgers or BK mmmmmm :hug:

[Fintin]

just hack off a limb...you can drop 5-10 lbs. in a matter of minutes.

Where's Fintin where I need him... p-)

im just gassing up the saw and crossing the boarder as we speak...here you worthles feminen product.....here boy

[ibstolidude]

Once again on behalf of the other 29,999,999 inhabitants of the Great White North I would like to apologise for our national equivalent of the village idiot and his bizarre ramblings here. They of course in no way represent the thoughts and/or feeling of our fast food scarfing people as a whole.

We considered deporting him but:

a) No other country would take him.

b) This is Canada and in theory we'll accept anyone, Al Quadea terrorists who lose their Passports, US deserters who don't want to go to Iraqi as it interferes with their mid terms, and wannabes who live in mommies basement and waste valuable band space on Internet sites.
Hey don't feel bad we have had to ban several of our own (in citizenship only) from the site.

[ibstolidude]

Who would expect a man who works for a company that often causes heart attacks, to die of one himself? (but not necessarily a result of the food) Irony. I won’t debate this further, I disagree with you. Irony can also be used in the context of humor, which this scenario clearly fits.
English teachers rule!

[farmgirl]

Who would expect a man who works for a company that often causes heart attacks, to die of one himself? (but not necessarily a result of the food) Irony. I won’t debate this further, I disagree with you. Irony can also be used in the context of humor, which this scenario clearly fits.
English teachers rule!



You get an A! ;) (but don't forget you're supposed to be staying after school today p-) )

[Fintin]

your dirty

[Jack Mehoff]

dirty is good

[farmgirl]

your dirty


Now just what is dirty about that? p-)

ps... as long as I'm in English teacher mode.....

your = possesive ****oun

you're = contraction for "you are"

just sayin' ;)

[ibstolidude]

Ah well, I'm sure there will be alot of pissed off American tourists soon after McDonalds in the UK completely drops their Super-Size portions (yes, they announced this a while back) :).
just as I imagine there will be a bunch of pissed off Scottsman when the EU JHA bans bestiality. After all you're just pissed that the US meat consumption depletes your pool of ****** partners.
After all Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Scotland? A: A leisure center!



Baaaaaaa - I'll miss you too honey.

or is it only ok to make insulting generalizations about Americans?

[Fintin]

your dirty


Now just what is dirty about that? p-)

ps... as long as I'm in English teacher mode.....

your = possesive ****oun

you're = contraction for "you are"

just sayin' ;)

i've been had....

[Operation Ivy]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just to boring for me :(

[Operation Ivy]

double :cantbeli:

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Oh the humanity. Now Ducimus is even telling us what to eat. What's next, the Ducimus approved list of books, ****** positions and hairstyles?

How do people like this get through the day? If I saw every object/action as some kind of horrible injustice or inequity, I'd drive my car off a cliff to end the agony.

Of course, I'd have to drive a zero-emissions vehicle (being sure it was not made by some multi-national), pre-arrange the cleanup with an EPA certified, minority owned contractor, verify the impact zone was not a Federally protected wetland & free of any endangered creatures, and write a "blame neutral" suicide note on biodegradable 75% post-consumer waste content paper.

[farmgirl]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just too boring for me :(


You should have been in my class. :D

[Fintin]

i hated english untill senior year, teacher that year was great....i actualy got works published under her...sometimes class just needs to be fun...studing the "tao of poo" makes english class interesting

[Operation Ivy]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just too boring for me :(


You should have been in my class. :D

I wish :D my teacher was very mean, and im sure you're a very nice teacher. p-)

[usa320]

Ducimus....go back to blowing your boyfriend and quit "worrying" about america...we'll be fine.


Beowned...

rofl

[ShadowNeo]

just as I imagine there will be a bunch of pissed off Scottsman when the EU JHA bans bestiality. After all you're just pissed that the US meat consumption depletes your pool of ****** partners.
After all Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Scotland? A: A leisure center!



Baaaaaaa - I'll miss you too honey.

or is it only ok to make insulting generalizations about Americans?


Its an insulting generalisation that many Americans would like Supersize meals? When I was in America earlier this year, I ordered a large meal, which is very much, for all intents and purposes, roughly the same size as our Supersize versions. So would Americans be annoyed at getting smaller portions, possibly so.

Again, compare an American "small" sized coke bottle to a British, or for that matter, any European one and you will see that the American one contains more.

Its pretty much common fact that in America you have bigger portions of food than here :).

[MEGR]

Ducimus....go back to blowing your boyfriend and quit "worrying" about america...we'll be fine.


You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
we got the bombs, that's why.


Two words. Nuclear f*** weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk
right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as
soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well
multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...

and Lee Marvin

and Sam Pekinpah

And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!



p.s. The Duke says you can lick his lowfat nuts.


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=john+wayne+/v=2/TID=I002_2/l=IVS/*-http://www.tomrenshaw.com/images/john_wayne.jpg


enjoy
-b

I see you've been listening to Denis Leary's no cure for cancer..

[Haiw]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just to boring for me :(
That's okay...as long as your English wasn't too boring. :P

[farmgirl]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just to boring for me :(
That's okay...as long as your English wasn't too boring. :P


smarty pants p-)

[Operation Ivy]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just too boring for me :(


You should have been in my class. :D

I wish :D my teacher was very mean, and im sure you're a very nice teacher. p-)
^^^
Well look how good i did on that sentence, i even put in a period. woot :D

[farmgirl]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just too boring for me :(


You should have been in my class. :D

I wish :D my teacher was very mean, and im sure you're a very nice teacher. p-)
^^^
Look how well I did on that sentence; I even put in a period. woot :D

It's a start. ;)

[Fintin]

engrish aint never been so well at talking it

[Haiw]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just too boring for me :(


You should have been in my class. :D

I wish :D. My teacher was very mean, and I'm sure you're a very nice teacher. p-)
^^^
Well look how well I did on that sentence, I even put in a period. woot :D
;)

[farmgirl]

I hated english (sorry farmgirl :oops: :( ) it was just too boring for me :(


You should have been in my class. :D

I wish :D. My teacher was very mean, and I'm sure you're a very nice teacher. p-)
^^^
Well look how well I did on that sentence, I even put in a period. woot :D
;)



Ahhhh Mr. Smartypants.... you missed a correction. Perhaps you should look at my corrected version for a hint. ;)

[Haiw]

Well I thought about correcting the , to a ; but it didn't seem too bad. To be honest the difference between a , and a ; is rather difficult for me in any language. So I'll give you that. It's not really an English thing though.

[farmgirl]

Well I thought about correcting the , to a ; but it didn't seem too bad. To be honest the difference between a , and a ; is rather difficult for me in any language. So I'll give you that. It's not really an English thing though.


It's a punctuation error. Two complete sentences can't be seperated by a comma alone.... there are three solutions to this....

1) Change it to two sentences:
2) Add a conjunction with the comma
3) Use a semi colon (but only if the ideas are closely related)

[Haiw]

Yeah but it's not really two different senteces, the second part is just an expansion to the first part.

[Whisper_44]

It's a punctuation error. Two complete sentences can't be seperated by a comma alone.... there are three solutions to this....

1) Change it to two sentences:
2) Add a conjunction with the comma
3) Use a semi colon (but only if the ideas are closely related)

A tad off topic but FarmGirl?

:oops: I need a tutor in my efforts back in nightschool? do you have any openings? :oops:

P.S. Tell CK that Whisper44's prayin for him

[Operation Ivy]

Thank you Farmgirl and Hawi for making me feel very smart. :oops: :D

(nutin wrong with that one hehehe)

[Haiw]

Thank you Farmgirl and Haiw (not Hawi) for making me feel very smart. :oops: :D

(nothing wrong with that one hehehe)

[farmgirl]

Yeah but it's not really two different senteces, the second part is just an expansion to the first part.

Yes, it's two complete sentences. Therefore, it must be handled in one of the three ways stated. :D However, we'll leave this for another day. I'm sure that not everyone finds grammar and punctuation as fascinating as I do. ;)

[farmgirl]

It's a punctuation error. Two complete sentences can't be seperated by a comma alone.... there are three solutions to this....

1) Change it to two sentences:
2) Add a conjunction with the comma
3) Use a semi colon (but only if the ideas are closely related)

A tad off topic but FarmGirl?

:oops: I need a tutor in my efforts back in nightschool? do you have any openings? :oops:

P.S. Tell CK that Whisper44's prayin for him


I'd be glad to help you out any time. PM me. :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah but it's not really two different senteces, the second part is just an expansion to the first part.

Yes, it's two complete sentences. Therefore, it must be handled in one of the three ways stated. :D However, we'll leave this for another day. I'm sure that not everyone finds grammar and punctuation as fascinating as I do. ;)
pwned by an English teacher.
The worst way to be pwned.
:P

[Haiw]

Yeah but it's not really two different senteces, the second part is just an expansion to the first part.

Yes, it's two complete sentences. Therefore, it must be handled in one of the three ways stated. :D However, we'll leave this for another day. I'm sure that not everyone finds grammar and punctuation as fascinating as I do. ;)
pwned by an English teacher.
The worst way to be pwned.
:P
You would know, as an experienced veteran on these matters... :P

[ibstolidude]

Its an insulting generalisation that many Americans would like Supersize meals? When I was in America earlier this year, I ordered a large meal, which is very much, for all intents and purposes, roughly the same size as our Supersize versions. So would Americans be annoyed at getting smaller portions, possibly so.

Again, compare an American "small" sized coke bottle to a British, or for that matter, any European one and you will see that the American one contains more.
- If you are discussing the bottled coke size I suggest you email Coca - cola your facts are wrong the sizes differ in small ml incremeants - rather amazing though, all the **** we consume and yet our teeth are so much the better. Smile for me real big. (since the thread is all about generalizations)

But I'll tell you what, all the Americans concede we are glutonous, uncultured, jingoist, imperlialists that lack any value; so now you have nothing to talk about and can leave the website before you get banned. This goes for you too Ducimus19 -

No point to keep spilling your babble here, we have all heard you points, over and over and over and over - and since we agree you have no reason to be here - Bye Bye.

[California Joe]

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread but jeez, how IRONIC is it that the head of McDonalds had a heart attack.







p-)

[memphiz]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

[farmgirl]

Its an insulting generalisation that many Americans would like Supersize meals? When I was in America earlier this year, I ordered a large meal, which is very much, for all intents and purposes, roughly the same size as our Supersize versions. So would Americans be annoyed at getting smaller portions, possibly so.

Again, compare an American "small" sized coke bottle to a British, or for that matter, any European one and you will see that the American one contains more.
- If you are discussing the bottled coke size I suggest you email Coca - cola your facts are wrong the sizes differ in small ml incremeants - rather amazing though, all the **** we consume and yet our teeth are so much the better. Smile for me real big.

But I'll tell you what, all the Americans concede we are glutonous, uncultured, jingoist, imperlialists that lack any value; so now you have nothing to talk about and can leave the website before you get banned. This goes for you too Ducimus19 -

No point to keep spilling your babble here, we have all heard you points, over and over and over and over - and since we agree you have no reason to be here - Bye Bye.


Stoli.... you only posted this because you read my weaknesses. p-)

[farmgirl]

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread but jeez, how IRONIC is it that the head of McDonalds had a heart attack.







p-)



OMG, Joe.... That's the hardest I've laughed all day. Nicely done..... ;)

[farmgirl]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D

[memphiz]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
sweet, now its back to spelling like crap for me :D

[ibstolidude]

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread but jeez, how IRONIC is it that the head of McDonalds had a heart attack.







p-)
lol your knuckles are getting rapped - to bad thats it!

[farmgirl]

I'm too lazy to read the whole thread but jeez, how IRONIC is it that the head of McDonalds had a heart attack.







p-)
lol your knuckles are getting rapped - to bad thats it!

I missed you after school today, Stoli. p-)

[Flagg]

I missed you after school today, Stoli.

That's it....I'm gonna drink the rest of my annual "beer ration" and post drunk so Farmgirl will send me to "detention".

[hood]

This is a "just click on page 7 and skip the rest" move for me, but I remember seeing this on one of those documentary shows on tv the other day. He mentions that he gained 29 pounds over the course of the month and that he supposedly developed liver failure... I can personally attest that eating mcd's all month won't give you liver failure. I'm living proof. :) Luckily I haven't done that in a long time. Now it's taco bell for me. :lol: Anyway, the problem is that they found that he ate no less than 1200-1400 calories for every single meal. He had way more than just a breakfast's worth for breakfast and it kept going on. Sure, anyone who has 2-3 breakfasts and 2-3 lunches and 2-3 dinners per day is gonna keel over in 30 days. That has nothing to do with whether it's Mc'donalds or not.

[Beowulf]

This is a "just click on page 7 and skip the rest" move for me

no, no, check out page one..... p-)



-B
p.s.
Taco Bell is awesome. :D

[farmgirl]

I missed you after school today, Stoli.

That's it....I'm gonna drink the rest of my annual "beer ration" and post drunk so Farmgirl will send me to "detention".


Detention is going to be soooo much fun this week!!! p-)

[Flagg]

Detention is going to be soooo much fun this week!!!

Wahoo! I'm in!

Being naughty gets you everywhere...



Now it's taco bell for me.


p.s.
Taco Bell is awesome.

No Taco Bell down here :( ......everytime I'm through LAX...it's straight to the one on Lincoln Blvd or El Taquito in Marina Del Ray..... woot

[California Joe]

Guess I'll just have to comment about pulling her hair and smacking that assssssssssssss to get into detention with all the cool guys.

[hood]

bla bla bla john wayne bla bla bla ducimus bla bla bla sheep bla bla bla licking bla bla

[UkrainianAmerican]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.

[Haiw]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.
What the hell is a Verbal SAT?

[farmgirl]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.


Were you asking me? I didn't take the SAT. I took ACT. My composite score on that was 31.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.


Were you asking me? I didn't take the SAT. I took ACT. My composite score on that was 31.
And WHY didnt you take SAT?

[farmgirl]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.


Were you asking me? I didn't take the SAT. I took ACT. My composite score on that was 31.
And WHY didnt you take SAT?


I didn't need to... none of the schools around here used it for admission. We took a different test.... ACT instead.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.


Were you asking me? I didn't take the SAT. I took ACT. My composite score on that was 31.
And WHY didnt you take SAT?


I didn't need to... none of the schools around here used it for admission. We took a different test.... ACT instead.
ACT dont count, cuz I dont know what a good grade is.

[farmgirl]

I'm scared to talk in here, with Farmgirl in English mode and all...

Fear not, Memphiz. I'm done correcting posts tonight. I'd never get anything else done if I corrected them all. ;)
O yeah, thinkin u all dat? What did YOU get on the Verbal SAT?
:D
Someone is not answering because that someone is insecure.


Were you asking me? I didn't take the SAT. I took ACT. My composite score on that was 31.
And WHY didnt you take SAT?


I didn't need to... none of the schools around here used it for admission. We took a different test.... ACT instead.
ACT dont count, cuz I dont know what a good grade is.


31 is a good grade. :D http://www.act.org/

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah, for a farmer :P :P :P

[farmgirl]

Yeah, for a farmer :P :P :P


http://www.act.org/aap/scores/norms1.html

31 was my composite. I don't remember what my individual scores were, but I could look it up. I know I got 35s in English and reading. My math score sucked, so that brought my composite score down. Oh well... it was good enough.... ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah, for a farmer :P :P :P


http://www.act.org/aap/scores/norms1.html
:oops:
Well, some farmers happen to be very very smart. :)

[farmgirl]

Yeah, for a farmer :P :P :P


http://www.act.org/aap/scores/norms1.html
:oops:
Well, some farmers happen to be very very smart. :)

You doubted me? ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah, for a farmer :P :P :P


http://www.act.org/aap/scores/norms1.html
:oops:
Well, some farmers happen to be very very smart. :)

You doubted me? ;)
Of course not! :D

[Jack Mehoff]

http://hegel.research.att.com/tts/speech/cd3df2274f457e2219e8cb333d6aa93c.wav

[UkrainianAmerican]

http://hegel.research.att.com/tts/speech/cd3df2274f457e2219e8cb333d6aa93c.wav
:lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

Make way for this fatass Ute *burp*

This is my dinner. I'm almost done *burp*

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9782/cream1.jpg

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/4008/cream2.jpg

[Fintin]

your fat...that icky

[Jack Mehoff]

Young Jack M.


http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/photos/data/500/6243shake.gif

[Fintin]

hahahaha i knew it....ill be out in utah this summer i think the second week of july....i am thinking about ditching the people im going with, can i stay in your basement....i need my milphotos hook up

[DANJANOU]

Anyway back to the original fascinating bull**** that was this thread.


Oh the humanity. Now Ducimus is even telling us what to eat. What's next, the Ducimus approved list of books, ****** positions and hairstyles?

Yo do realize that the second subject on that list will have to come from the first, books. I seriously doubt this nintendosniperwannabe has much hands on experience.

On second though he probably has a lot of "hands on" experience. Sadly very little other type I'd wager.

[Maine Finn]

Anyway back to the original fascinating bull**** that was this thread.


Oh the humanity. Now Ducimus is even telling us what to eat. What's next, the Ducimus approved list of books, ****** positions and hairstyles?

Yo do realize that the second subject on that list will have to come from the first, books. I seriously doubt this nintendosniperwannabe has much hands on experience.

On second though he probably has a lot of "hands on" experience. Sadly very little other type I'd wager.

Man, he's gone. Why'd you bump this thread?

[DANJANOU]

Man, he's gone. Why'd you bump this thread?

Didn't know it at the time, I was a couple of days behind in my reading here, sorry