What is your weakness?

[NcDeuce]

My weakness: Cute brunettes

:oops:

[ibstolidude]

sometimes I pass out when I am aroused do to the blood being pooled in my huge .....















big toe.

[Fintin]

long dark hair and big brown eyes...and a rock star attitude

[HELEX]

Either glowing blue or green eyes... like gems, know what I mean?

[farmgirl]

sometimes I pass out when I am aroused do to the blood being pooled in my huge .....















big toe.



rofl Stoli.... that made me think of the cartoon image of a guy having an anvil (or something equally heavy) dropped on his toe.... cut to.... a huge, red, throbbing big toe..... :D

[Fintin]

you're dirty... p-) ..on that note im taking a shower

[farmgirl]

you're dirty... p-) ..on that note im taking a shower


That was not dirty!!!! I was serious. That was the thought that came into my head. For goodness sake, can't a girl say anything around here without it being taken as something dirty? :roll: :)

[Maverick77]

Same as NC

[CannibalSquirel]

I like to **** 2 at the same time.

Then... when my wife finds out, I´m dead. 3 women kicking my ass...

****y life... :|

[Jack Mehoff]

you're dirty... p-) ..on that note im taking a shower


That was not dirty!!!! I was serious. That was the thought that came into my head. For goodness sake, can't a girl say anything around here without it being taken as something dirty? :roll: :)

sorry babe, it is a man's world.

[Caesar]

Sorry dude, it might be a man's forum, but this is defenitely a woman's world out there.

[Maverick77]

Sorry dude, it might be a man's forum, but this is defenitely a woman's world out there.

bull****

[ibstolidude]

you're dirty... p-) ..on that note im taking a shower


That was not dirty!!!! I was serious. That was the thought that came into my head. For goodness sake, can't a girl say anything around here without it being taken as something dirty? :roll: :)

that isn't dirty - telling farmgirl that she makes my big toe throb is dirty.

[farmgirl]

you're dirty... p-) ..on that note im taking a shower


That was not dirty!!!! I was serious. That was the thought that came into my head. For goodness sake, can't a girl say anything around here without it being taken as something dirty? :roll: :)

that isn't dirty - telling farmgirl that she makes my big toe throb is dirty.


rofl :oops:

[HooyahCQB]

Weakness? I get angry easily (part of my Scottish heritage?). But i've been able to control it in recent years.

[UkrainianAmerican]

cute girls whispering in my ear. :oops:

[JiJoMacLE45]

Generally a swift kick to my sack will weaken me a tad.

[Haiw]

My heel... my mother was too damn lazy to put me in that damn bath 2 times while holding me from a different heel each time. :(

[farmgirl]

My heel... my mother was too damn lazy to put me in that damn bath 2 times while holding me from a different heel each time. :(


rofl Nice to meet you, Achilles. ;)

[Haiw]

Always at your service Helen. ;)

[Ratamacue]

Brunettes with green eyes.

[gaz]

My heel... my mother was too damn lazy to put me in that damn bath 2 times while holding me from a different heel each time. :(

That is without a doubt the wittiest post I've seen all month. :lol:

Personally my weakness are blonde student nurses....

[Trigger]

Chicks with peg legs....yeah.

[MolliG]

-A certain girl at my school/6th Form. An' some other lovely women. ;)
-Being too 'soft'.

:lol:

[farmgirl]

Manly men who are funny and smart. (good looking doesn't hurt either)

Good food

Shoes

oh yeah.... and manly Men who are funny and smart. ;)

[memphiz]

Kryptonight



















cute brunettes :oops:

[California Joe]

Kryptonite. Duh.

[Romulus]

A woman who can cook. My wife is not around at the moment so i can say th.......oh ahh uh .. Gotta run!!!!!!!

[Haiw]

Is that a proposal FG? p-)

[memphiz]

Kryptonite. Duh.
Great minds think alike ;) (check the time of your post and mine- exact same)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Manly men who are funny and smart. (good looking doesn't hurt either)

Good food

Shoes

oh yeah.... and manly Men who are funny and smart. ;)
1. Does take-out count for food?
2. Do Reebok Classic Wedge sneakers count as shoes?
That will be all.

[Trigger]

She was talkin' to me Haiw :fork:

[MolliG]

:roll: rofl

[gaz]

Kryptonite. Duh.
Great minds think alike ;) (check the time of your post and mine- exact same)

Maybe I'm just cynical but I thought he was correcting your spelling.

[California Joe]

Kryptonite. Duh.
Great minds think alike ;) (check the time of your post and mine- exact same)

:lol:

[memphiz]

Kryptonite. Duh.
Great minds think alike ;) (check the time of your post and mine- exact same)

Maybe I'm just cynical but I thought he was correcting your spelling.
so did I but then I looked at the post times.


Crazy stuff :D

[gaz]

Actually I still think he was correcting your spelling, it's just that his reflexes have been honed to cat like levels through his career of piracy, this meant he was able to correct your spelling quicker than most people could blink (Or almost quicker than I can have ***).

[memphiz]

Actually I still think he was correcting your spelling, it's just that his reflexes have been honed to cat like levels through his career of piracy, this meant he was able to correct your spelling quicker than most people could blink (Or almost quicker than I can have ***).
Amazing, so your saying Joe is SO highspeed that he can correct my spelling before I'm done writing....Crazy **** Joe

[gaz]

That's right, don't mess with the Dread Pirate Joe.

[farmgirl]

That's right, don't mess with the Dread Pirate Joe.


He'll most likely kill you tomorrow. p-)

[gaz]

That's right, don't mess with the Dread Pirate Joe.


He'll most likely kill you tomorrow. p-)

With his left hand.

[farmgirl]

That's right, don't mess with the Dread Pirate Joe.


He'll most likely kill you tomorrow. p-)

With his left hand.

I know something you do not know......

[gaz]

Then we are at an impasse...

[farmgirl]

Then we are at an impasse...


rofl

truly you have a dizzying intellect.

[gaz]

Have you heard of Aristotle, Plato, Socrates?

Idiots.

[farmgirl]

Have you heard of Aristotle, Plato, Socrates?

Idiots.


You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which.... never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go against a Sicilian, when death is on the line....

[Beowulf]

Dorks :D

[gaz]

A clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he'd know that only a fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a fool, so I can not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me....

EDIT - Beowolf, you have no idea... :lol:

[farmgirl]

Dorks :D

*turns up tequila*
I know you are, but what am I?

[California Joe]

I'm the spelling "heat"

[farmgirl]

A clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he'd know that only a fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a fool, so I can not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me....

EDIT - Beowolf, you have no idea... :lol:



and now we shall see who is right and who is dead.....

[memphiz]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people

[Haiw]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people
Watch more movies then. They make you smart.

[farmgirl]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people
Watch more movies then. They make you smart.


Yes, yes they do. :D

[memphiz]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people
Watch more movies then. They make you smart.
sweet
*flicks on a ****o*
:D

[Haiw]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people
Watch more movies then. They make you smart.
sweet
*flicks on a ****o*
:D
*** ed...is still education. p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people
Watch more movies then. They make you smart.
sweet
*flicks on a ****o*
:D
*** ed...is still education. p-)
Hence the condom thread.

What?

[farmgirl]

apparently I need to add

The Princess Bride and

naughty boys to my list p-)

[memphiz]

wow once Gaz and Farmgirl started to talk I had NO idea what was going on, Damn smart people
Watch more movies then. They make you smart.
sweet
*flicks on a ****o*
:D
*** ed...is still education. p-)
:D im so smart

[Haiw]

apparently I need to add

The Princess Bride and

naughty boys to my list p-)
But we could still watch a movie proposed by memphiz?

Seen Princess Bride already. Okay, got your new points covered. ;)

[Steve Railsback]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

[gaz]

A clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he'd know that only a fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a fool, so I can not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me....

EDIT - Beowolf, you have no idea... :lol:



and now we shall see who is right and who is dead.....

Sorry, went for something to eat (That's not a line from the movie, I'm just telling you why I stopped), anyway -

What you don't smell is called Iocaine powder, it's odourless, tasteless, dissolves in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

[memphiz]

apparently I need to add

The Princess Bride and

naughty boys to my list p-)
But we could still watch a movie proposed by memphiz?

Seen Princess Bride already. Okay, got your new points covered. ;)
psst...Back door Sluts Nine ;) p-)

[farmgirl]

A clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he'd know that only a fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a fool, so I can not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me....

EDIT - Beowolf, you have no idea... :lol:



and now we shall see who is right and who is dead.....

Sorry, went for something to eat (That's not a line from the movie, I'm just telling you why I stopped), anyway -

What you don't smell is called Iocaine powder, it's odourless, tasteless, dissolves in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.


you mock my pain

[gaz]

Life is pain Princess, anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

[farmgirl]

Life is pain Princess, anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

nicely done....



thank you for bringing up a very painful subject, now why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour some lemon juice on it?

[Vance]

Portuguese girls :oops: ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

female farmers :oops:

[gaz]

It just so happens that your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

[farmgirl]

It just so happens that your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.


Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

[Maine Finn]

Weakness? I don't have one.

Just a brown-eyed gentleman in Bangor.

[Ria]

Portuguese girls :oops: ;)

woot

*wink wink* :D

[Jack Mehoff]

Portuguese girls :oops: ;)

x2

[memphiz]

Portuguese girls :oops: ;)

x2
X10 Cubed ;)

[gaz]

It just so happens that your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.


Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Last one before I go to bed (It's 4:20am here...)

"Go through his pockets and look for loose change"

[farmgirl]

It just so happens that your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.


Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Last one before I go to bed (It's 4:20am here...)

"Go through his pockets and look for loose change"



I knew you wouldn't let me down, Gaz.

[cut]

long dark hair and big brown eyes...and a rock star attitude#x2

[Fintin]

long dark hair and big brown eyes...and a rock star attitude#x2

i knew i like you for some reason....ill take any girl with the right attitude...as long as she doesnt look like my ass with a nose

[Nawlins]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)

[Fintin]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)

honesty or dispair? you be the judge....

[Nawlins]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)

honesty or dispair? you be the judge....

Hmm...

[Steve Railsback]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)

honesty or dispair? you be the judge....

Hmm...

its dispair or I'm just to drunk to care

[ShotOver]

Weakness, umm.. Mine would have to be my very short temper and my ability to not understand that girls are the tool of the Devil.
:|

[moughan1]

Mine's an extremily violent rage I can get worked into, once got arestted for assault :oops: :oops:

[Fintin]

^your location is dirty...i should cut your bum off with a chain saw

[memphiz]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)
Personally I can ttolerate fat girls who wear TIGHT jeans and shirts, which results in a 'blob' hanging from the jeans. Arrgs. If you are overweight DO NOT WEAR TIGHT CLOTHING. It does NOT make you look better, but much worse. And annoying.

[Fintin]

^you dont have to look...

[memphiz]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)
Personally I can ttolerate fat girls who wear TIGHT jeans and shirts, which results in a 'blob' hanging from the jeans. Arrgs. If you are overweight DO NOT WEAR TIGHT CLOTHING. It does NOT make you look better, but much worse. And annoying.
yeah I know I dont get that either like why the hell were clothes that are like 3 sizes to small, then their stomach hangs down to the knee caps, its pretty gross

[UkrainianAmerican]

^you dont have to look...
You dont have to post.

[Maine Finn]

yeah I know I dont get that either like why the hell were clothes that are like 3 sizes to small, then their stomach hangs down to the knee caps, its pretty gross

Guess I shouldn't wear my tighter-than-hell hand-me-downs to the MP.Net BBQ this summer, then? Damn. :(

[memphiz]

yeah I know I dont get that either like why the hell were clothes that are like 3 sizes to small, then their stomach hangs down to the knee caps, its pretty gross

Guess I shouldn't wear my tighter-than-hell hand-me-downs to the MP.Net BBQ this summer, then? Damn. :(
i dont care really out fat, if the girl has a nice looking face and seems nice then its ok...but this girl looks like she had a pikaxe swung repeaditly at her face then it was set on fire

[Maine Finn]

yeah I know I dont get that either like why the hell were clothes that are like 3 sizes to small, then their stomach hangs down to the knee caps, its pretty gross

Guess I shouldn't wear my tighter-than-hell hand-me-downs to the MP.Net BBQ this summer, then? Damn. :(
i dont care really out fat, if the girl has a nice looking face and seems nice then its ok...but this girl looks like she had a pikaxe swung repeaditly at her face then it was set on fire

Damn again. Stop setting limits!! I'll never leave my room at this rate! *runs away* Males suck. :D

[memphiz]

yeah I know I dont get that either like why the hell were clothes that are like 3 sizes to small, then their stomach hangs down to the knee caps, its pretty gross

Guess I shouldn't wear my tighter-than-hell hand-me-downs to the MP.Net BBQ this summer, then? Damn. :(
i dont care really out fat, if the girl has a nice looking face and seems nice then its ok...but this girl looks like she had a pikaxe swung repeaditly at her face then it was set on fire

Damn again. Stop setting limits!! I'll never leave my room at this rate! *runs away* Males suck. :D
girls are confusing :P

[Fintin]

she will be ok once RA stops breathing...

[UkrainianAmerican]

she will be ok once RA stops breathing...
Seeing as how I am not suicidal, it might require the assistance of others.

[Fintin]

ok just let me grab my chain saw :-*$

[UkrainianAmerican]

Let me get my drunk-driving irish body. :P
His car is going to win.

[Fintin]

ill call MF and her boys to take him out...

[UkrainianAmerican]

ill call MF and her boys to take him out...]
I will call Pavel , the REAL MARINE madafaka. I will have to pay for bagdad-NY airplane ticket tho.
EDITED: :cantbeli:
Shouldnt have given his last name.

[Steve Railsback]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)

She sounds hot, any way you can hook a brother up??

[memphiz]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)

She sounds hot, any way you can hook a brother up??
Sure bro,


ps: it would be like tapping a giant keg thats been shook up alot ;)

[Steve Railsback]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)

She sounds hot, any way you can hook a brother up??

Sure bro,


ps: it would be like tapping a giant keg thats been shook up alot ;)

Can it be any better then that? I don’t mind if it's a bit clammy.

[Wilco]

My weakness...don't laugh at me :roll:


Seeing girls cry always gets me for some reason, I don't mean those fake crying moments so they can get attention, but those real moments where they need someone and you just don't know what to do or what to say.

Atleast I was honest :(

[Nawlins]

That's very sweet. :)

My weaknesses:

Babies and/or puppies (every woman has this one, don't let her tell you otherwise)
Sweets
This hot guy I know ;)

[Ria]

Bah, don't be embarrassed by that Wilco. That's nice :hug:

[memphiz]

Well I guess I’m just a simple guy when it comes to the other ***.
I like girls that are breathing or just have a pulse, if you know what I mean. You know, I’m not that picky, ass long as the girl looks fine to me (two arms, two legs) I will probably do her.
p-)

Finally... some honesty. ;)
ugh...theres this chick in my math class that I have to sit next to, and she sounds like a f**kin lawnmower when she breaths, its desgusting, it makes me want to smash my head in....(shes is horizontally challenged, and good looking challenged X6.5)

She sounds hot, any way you can hook a brother up??

Sure bro,


ps: it would be like tapping a giant keg thats been shook up alot ;)

Can it be any better then that? I don’t mind if it's a bit clammy.
:lol: this is getting really gross

[Fintin]

i have this thing with cutting peoples arms off...i just cant stop...it feels so...good

[memphiz]

My weakness...don't laugh at me :roll:


Seeing girls cry always gets me for some reason, I don't mean those fake crying moments so they can get attention, but those real moments where they need someone and you just don't know what to do or what to say.

Atleast I was honest :(
I know what you mean, exspecially when its a friend who is a girl, makes you want to kick someones ass for making them upset.


And if someone hurt a puppy that wouldnt be cool I'd be super pissed

[Aussie E]

ammo and lots of it.

[Maine Finn]

Just a brown-eyed gentleman in Bangor.

[Jack Mehoff]

girls in towels :oops:

[Fintin]

i will take off your other arm if you type small again

[Maine Finn]

i will take off your other arm if you type small again

You already have my arm, urpo.

Duh.

[Fintin]

thats why i said other....DUH

[UkrainianAmerican]

That's very sweet. :)

My weaknesses:

Babies and/or puppies (every woman has this one, don't let her tell you otherwise)
Sweets
This hot guy I know ;)
Your husband. :P

[MolliG]

girls in towels :oops:
Underage ones? ;) rofl