Fart food

[Jack Mehoff]

Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal. Every time I have a nice sized bowl, it's like a fart factory. And not your everyday farts, but ones you would expect from a Farrelly Brothers movie. Be the envy of your buddies. Impress everyone you know. Buy this cereal, and watch the fun ensue.

[usa320]

2 years ago, there was this dude i knew who could control his ass cheeks in a fashion that allowed him to musically flatulate.

I mean this guy could play jingle bells by farting.

[usa320]

double.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Bah, i get gas from anything thats high in sugar. :(

[memphiz]

Fish :|

[Romulus]

Coffee and eggs. Talk about Colon blow-out!

[Vance]

Oat Bran. Watch out mah brothas

[Fintin]

anything...it runs in the family...dairy though if i dont take pill...lactois in tolerent

dairy, I have to drink lactaid milk...

[Merik]

Beer. woot

[MolliG]

The most famous: Baked Beans. One week I had at least one tin of Baked Beans everyday, and of course after a while something would emerge. ;) :lol:

[Salty Dog]

one time we ate dinner and i got ribs, and we wnt to "toys r us" afterwards, and we were leaving and waiting for my friend in the little vestibule thing where the 25cent machines are, and my friend came and i farted, and this family came out and got stuff from the quater mchine and they came out like 15 seconds later, caughing, and the kids were like "mommy that was stinky!". that...was awesome.

[Fintin]

i was at disneyworld a few years back, actualy epcot....ate in the german restront thing.....holy nut...i couldnt take it anymore....had to go on the belconey every time i had to fart.....it was great

[MolliG]

one time we ate dinner and i got ribs, and we wnt to "toys r us" afterwards, and we were leaving and waiting for my friend in the little vestibule thing where the 25cent machines are, and my friend came and i farted, and this family came out and got stuff from the quater mchine and they came out like 15 seconds later, caughing, and the kids were like "mommy that was stinky!". that...was awesome.

rofl

[WolverineBlue]

For most stinky and for most quantity, eat dried fruit, specifically dried apricots...we call the ensuing phenomenon, "apri-rot."

:oops:

[Upfrontreporting]

Red wine, the day after drinking large amounts of said beverage :D :lol:

[Dennis G]

I don't fart

[Romulus]

one time we ate dinner and i got ribs, and we wnt to "toys r us" afterwards, and we were leaving and waiting for my friend in the little vestibule thing where the 25cent machines are, and my friend came and i farted, and this family came out and got stuff from the quater mchine and they came out like 15 seconds later, caughing, and the kids were like "mommy that was stinky!". that...was awesome.

rofl

That was the best. I would have died laughing if I was there.