Famous lines from the simpsons.

[Universal]

"Barney Gumble, you have won a life time supply of Duff beer."

>>>"Just stick it in my vaaains"
rofl rofl rofl

btw, does anyone remember which episode that was?

[Falco]

"Doh" - Homer Simpson

"Ha Ha" - Nelson

[Operation Ivy]

Mmmmm donuts

Mmmmm hippo

this could go on forever :D

Simpsons Rule woot

[hank]

Well, Smithers, I guess women and Seamen just don't mix.

hank

[farmgirl]

Me fail English? Unpossible!!!

[Seoulstriker]

There are so many memorable lines from the simpsons, it's hard to know where to start (I've been watching the simpsons since I was 9 years old, and for many years I was able to catch 3 episodes per day).

So, memorable lines for me include any line which I can cite off hand away from the show in an application to a current situation. :)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Simpsons suck. South Park is where it's at!

[memphiz]

"hmmmmm....somthing"
"clowns are funny"

[el borracho]

"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"

[gaz]

"Son, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The moral is - never try."

[el borracho]

"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"

A few more:

Marge-"The only thing I'm high on is love, love for my son and daughter. Yep, a little LSD is all that I need."

Flanders- "Do you promise to reject satan, and all his empty promises?"
Homer- "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Comic Book Guy- "Oh, if only there were a word in Klingon for lonliness. Oh yes, [/i]gargach![i]."

Snake- "Dude, give me the bullets or I will totally shoot you!"

[Brozozo]

"Please don't take me, I have a wife and kids!!!...Take them!"
-Homer to his abductors, one of the Halloween specials I think.

"Ahoy-hoy"
-Mr.Burns answering phone

"We have long awaited the arrival of them white man...and Carl"
-Homer as Indian chief to Lenny and Carl (Lewis and Clark spin-offs)

and hundreds of others

[Romulus]

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" Homer

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). Homer

Mulder : All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer : Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully : Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer : We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?

Last one is my favorite.

[scm77]

Mr Burns: Smithers you consider me a god don't you?
Smithers: Of course.
Mr Burns: And you would kneel down in front of me?
Smithers: Would I ever!
rofl

Homer: Africa! There bound to have food there.

[memphiz]

"its every fathers dream to outlive his children"
"one day Bart, I hope you get to do the same"


sorry FG :oops:

[farmgirl]

"its every fathers dream to outlive his children"
"one day Bart, I hope you get to do the same"


sorry FG :oops:


no worries, Memphiz.... :hug:

[Fintin]

"they taste like burning"

[memphiz]

"its every fathers dream to outlive his children"
"one day Bart, I hope you get to do the same"


sorry FG :oops:


no worries, Memphiz.... :hug:
:hug:
your awsome :D

[Merik]

"Welcome to Quickie-Mart, would you like a squishy?"

"Please do not hurt me, I am not from this country!"

"Mmmmmmmmm beer....."

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*(Try and guess that 1!)

[usa320]

"I SEE THE LIGHT- AND IT BURNS!!!"

"Homer, No knife games at the kitchen table..."

"Welcome to my corpse hatch....did i say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube..."

"Duffffff MAN cant breath....oh nooooooo...."

"Pump it into my Vains!"

"Now, chew through my ball sack"

"SLICK WILLY:Lisa, you set an example for children everywhere. If you dont get your own way, whine until you do.
MARGE: Well thats a pretty lousy example!
SLICK WILLY: Well, im a pretty lousy president..."

god i could go on all day with simpsons quotes.

[WolverineBlue]

Eat my pantaloons!! ;)

[Magua]

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

[USMarine3521]

"Forgery!!, I knew he didn't have leprosy" -Principal Skinner

[Universal]

"Marge, your son is working at a burlesque house, pricipal Skinner saw him with his own eyes!"

Skinner: "Yes, but I was only there trying to get information on how to get away from there."

[Universal]

"Pump it into my Vains!"

usa320, do u remember which episode that came from?

[Caraway]

The Comic Book Guy:"Oh no, I have wasted my life!".
(when he sees the French nukes hitting the Springfield)

[digrar]

Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something."
Marge: "Go crazy?"
Homer: "Don't mind if I do heee heee heeee."

[Universal]

Ralph: "Hi principal Skinner, hi super nintendo Chalmers."
rofl rofl rofl

[Hullebullen]

"Smithers"
*said with Mr. Burns Voice*

"...english instructions ruined...must use french instructions...Le Grille, what the hell is that supposed to mean?"

...also Grandpa Simpson has some pretty hilarious rants but I can't remember any of them right now...

[Stavka]

Homer: *klick-klick-klick-klick-klick*
Gunshop owner: "Whoa! Careful there Annie Oakley."
Homer: "I dont have to be careful, I got a gun."
Gunshop owner: "Well, youre gonna want the extended accessory kit. Bandolier."
Homer:"Oh yeah."
Gunshop owner:"Silencer."
Homer:"Mmmhmm"
Gunshop owner:"Loudener"
Homer:"Mmmm...baby"
Gunshop owner:"Speed-cocker"
Homer:"OOH! I like the sound of that!"
Gunshop owner: "And this is for shooting down police helicopters."
Homer: "Oh I dont need anything like that... yet... Just gimme my gun!"
Gunshop owner: "Sorry, theres a 5-day waiting period on guns. Weve gotta run a background check."
Homer: "5 days?! But im mad NOW! I would kill you if I had my gun!"
Gunshop owner: "Yeah well, you dont."

[Hullebullen]

:lol: That's like one of the best Simpsons episodes ever...when he shoots out the lights instead of turning them off...

[squeak]

"Dear Miss Hoover, you have lime Disease, Kevins Biting me, here's a picture of a spyrokeet."
Ralph Wiggum.



Homer: "Mojo, do your happy dance."

*Mojo attemps happy dance*

Homer: "And so on..."

[Hullebullen]

"Damn you Rock 'em Sock 'em robots!"

[ShadowNeo]

My favourite ones:

1) When the Simpsons are at the Medeival fair, and Homer Deep-Fry's his shirt:

Homer: See Marge, I told you they could fry my shirt.
Marge: I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't!

2) When Lisa is using the PC Medical Program to diagnose Homer:

Virtual Doctor: You have... Leprosy!


I also found the song at the end of one of the clipshows absolutely hillarious, the one that goes something like:

You can't stop the Simpsons,
Do not fear, we've got stories for years, like,
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone
a doo do do do do

How about a crazy wedding?
where something happens
a doo do do do do

[The Walrus]

I'm sorry but I have a PhD in Simpsonisms, some of the vintage episodes I've seen at least 20 times and they still make me crack up.
The genius of the Simpsons just cannot be overstated enough (though the more recent seasons are total crap compared to the classics)

'trying is the first step towards failiure'

'What if we choose the wrong religion?
We'll just be making god madder and madder'

'Homer! Those were our personal vegetables!'
'Then the whole town can benefit from their vibes!'

[Tengu]

-Homer Simpson- "If something is hard to do, it's not worth doing."



"Pump it into my Vains!"

usa320, do u remember which episode that came from?When the whole town is making movies and marge and homer are in the jury.

[Rantanplan]

-Homer Simpson- "If something is hard to do, it's not worth doing."

I have a Poster with this slogan over my Desktop :lol:

[wulfstan]

"Ever since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."
Monty Burns talking about his plan to block out the sun.

[Gringo]

"These three little sentences will get you through life;
Number 1: 'Oh, good idea boss'.
Number 2: (whispers) 'Cover for me'
Number 3: 'It was like that when I got here' "

I use the third a lot :lol:

[king_nothing100]

"(Groundskeeper Willie): Lets see whats captured on the up kilt camera, oohhh looks like she needs a bit of goundskeeping AACCHH thats willie"

"(Homer): In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

"(Homer): You have reached the office of Homer Simpson. If you are calling about the waterbed, please leave a detailed message. If you need... (Mr. Burns):Get back to work! (Homer): Ah!"

"(Comic Book Guy): I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fibre optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration? (Homer): Can I have some money now?"

[scm77]

Owner of Springfield Isotopes: Where are all the crouds?
Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.

Apu's Wife: Has somebody been slipping me fertility drugs?
Marge Bart Homer and Lisa: Yes
Homer: Mine tasted like strawberries (eats pills) mmmm...ovulicious.

Homer: Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Apu: I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

Mayor Quimby: Can you assure us the town will have enough power?
Mr Burns: Absolutely, but just incase, we're siphoning off extra power from the orphanage. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Mr. Burns: You're fired.
Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you.
Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.

Apu: OH MY GOD! That is the most punjant thing I have ever smelled, And I am from India! (Smelling Maggys diaper)
rofl

[The Walrus]

Narrator:'It was the 13th day of the 13th month, and there was a school meeting concerning the faulty calendars'
(Homer is shivering, looking at the calendar with 'smarch' as the month)
Homer:'Brrrrr, lousy smarch weather!'

Comic Book Guy: 'now make like my pants and split!'

Aussie Policeman 1 throws boomerang, it comes back
Aussie Policeman 2:'Oh no! It's coming back'
Aussie Policeman 3:'That throwing stick ploy of yours has Boomeranged on us!'

[WolverineBlue]

Mmmm...alcohol-fueled car....

[cut to dream sequence with Homer at gas station]

One for you -- glug glug
One for me -- glug glug

[gorg]

Homer (in trouble):
"It don't normaly do this, but if your up there, please save me superman!"

[MEGR]

"Barney Gumble, you have won a life time supply of Duff beer."

>>>"Just stick it in my vaaains"
rofl rofl rofl

btw, does anyone remember which episode that was?

Wasn't this the episode where Barney and Homer became astronauts or something.

[Hydro]

Mr Burns: "Smithers, guide me in"
Smithers: "With pleasure, Sir!"
(Burnsy inserting cash card into ATM)

Homer: "Excuse me?"
Weird Guy: "MMMMMYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!?"
Homer: "Do you have a table for the Mayor?"
Weird Guy: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Homer: "Why do you talk like that?"
Weird Guy: "MMM, I HAD A STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"

[Universal]

Revren Lovejoy: "Well I see God has shined upon some of us that we chose to attend church instead of watching a silly football game..."

Man running out: "Oh my God I forgot the game!"

[Catch22]

German Investor saying: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" in some old episode :D Reminds me of HK US.

[Vance]

You can't stop the Simpsons,
Do not fear, we've got stories for years, like,
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone
a doo do do do do

How about a crazy wedding?
where something happens
a doo do do do do
http://www.doheth.co.uk/track.php?dl=music/neverstopsimpsons.mp3
rofl

[memphiz]

The best episode is when they all start fighting, then at the end the sing Canada's national anthem. It was awsome.

[usa320]

yeah that one aint bad.


Homer: See Marge, I told you they could fry my shirt.
Marge: I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't!


Thats a great one.

My personal favorite is the Stonecutters episode...


Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Whow leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Whot keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do


Also on that one episode where they go to the farm to get away from that song on the radio about homer. Then they come back and moe is singing to that 70's song "More, More, More" but hes like "Moe, Moe, Moe"

[usa320]

Also, the Canyonero song:


Can ya name the truck with four-wheel drive

Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?

Canyonero

Canyonero

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down

It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown

Canyonero

(Y'aah!)

Canyonero
(Canyon- ero)


[Krusty:] "Hey hey!"


[spoken disclaimer:] "The Federal Highway

Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for

highway or city driving."


(Canyonero)


Twelve yards long, two lanes wide

Sixty-five tons of American pride

Canyonero

Canyonero
(Canyonero)


Top of the line in utility sports
(Ooh____________ooh______

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
ooh________________ooh_____________)

Canyonero

Canyonero
(Canyonero)

(Y'aah!)


She blinds ev'rybody with her super-high beams

She's a squirrel-squashin' deer-smackin'

Drivin' machine

Canyonero

(Y'aah!)

Canyonero
(Canyon- ero)

(H'aah!)

Whoa, Canyonero!
(H'aah!)

(Y'aah!)

Whoa, Canyonero!

Whoa

[HappyCat]

Homer: Ohhhhhhhh, 20 dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts
Homer: explain how
Brain: money, can be exchanged for goods and services
*runs off with 20 dollars, but trips on peanut*

I love those few lines, there are so many classics.

[usa320]

Mr. Burns vest song.


You see some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, a vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my vessssst

[Aussie E]

"Moe's Tavern, home of the world's smallest bigscreen." Moe himself

[usa320]

Of course theirs always the Party Posse Episode.


There trouble in a far off nation,
Time to get in love formation,
Your love is more deadly than Sadam,
That's Why I gotta drop da bomb!

Yvan Eht Nioj,
Yvan Eht Nioj,
Yvan Eht Nioj,
Yvan Eht Nioj,


THE PARTY POSSE!

This Party is happenin',
It's not mirage,
So sing it again,
Yvan Eht Nioj!

Yvan Eht Nioj,
Yvan Eht Nioj!

Lt. Smash: You see Lisa, theres liminal, subliminal, and superliminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
Lt: Yeah, like this (shouts out window) HEY YOU, JOIN THE NAVY!

[vitiaz]

...Marge is in a gay bar,

Marge(to the bartender wearing an earring and scarf): "Are you a pirate?"

Gay bartender:"Well...sorta."

rofl

[pAt]

Comic Book guy: "Im planning on upgradeing my 28.8 kilobot dialup to a eithernet T1 connection do u have a serivce provider with that?"

*Homer Pauses*

Homer: Can i have some money now..
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Homer to Bart: Boy your a discrase to this family and its proud naval tradition

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[Romulus]

...Marge is in a gay bar,

Marge(to the bartender wearing an earring and scarf): "Are you a pirate?"

Gay bartender:"Well...sorta."

Pffffttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

[Catch22]

Just let Gaz hear this one... rofl

[Seraphim]

Homer - "This is what god must feels like when he holds a gun"

[Sparky2129]

Ah my favorite quote
Burns: Smithers use the amnesia ray.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
rofl

[Tengu]

Scorpio: Homer, wich country annoyes you the most; Italy or France?
Homer: France.
Scorpio: Hehe, nobody ever saiz Italy.

[ShadowNeo]

ROFL!! rofl Thanks for the link Vance! woot .

[Universal]

Homer: "Hey Moe, I have a problem with this friend... called... Joey jojo junior Shamabu?"
Moe:"That's the worst name I ever heard."
Man runs out crying:"awwwwhhhhh ehah ehah ehah..."
Barney to man running out:"Hey Joey jojo!"