Howdy

[onimk]

Howdy folks,

I've been lurking in this fine forum since the early days before the server switch and have finally taken the plunge to logging in. I've found no other site as informative, thought-provoking, frustrating, despicable, enriching, pride-envoking and altogether entertaining such as this. I will probably not be posting much, and will probably ask lots of questions, but I'll try to contribute as much as I can.

Regards,
onimk

[Ichhabe]

...your not allowed to play with ducimus19 and the Finns, and stay out of the Russain neighbourhood young man. ;)

[farmgirl]

Welcome! :hug: (I'm the self appointed...official welcoming committee) :D

[Jack Mehoff]

I'm Jack. I'm the head president of the Pimp Committee.

p.s. this thread belongs in the Off Topic section.

http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/pimp.jpg

[Maine Finn]

...your not allowed to play with ducimus19 and the Finns, and stay out of the Russain neighbourhood young man. ;)

What?! Of course he's allowed to play with the Finns. Just, stay away from Uninen and Mustamato. They're boring. :D

Although, Mustamato's promised to buy me vodka, so he's not all bad. woot

Anyway, welcome to the Forum. And it is a good idea to stay out of the Russian neighbourhood. ;)

By the way, I'm the self-appointed medical officer. If you have any questions, please leave a message with my secretary, Mr Memphiz.


~Emily

[Fintin]

if yoiu mouth off i got a chain saw and am willing to use it....play nice...sorry but the beer is still warm and well....the coffee is reserved for those with hang overs....i always get shafted when there is cake but stick around and you might get a piece...

[Flagg]

I've been lurking in this fine forum since the early days before the server switch and have finally taken the plunge to logging in. I've found no other site as informative, thought-provoking, frustrating, despicable, enriching, pride-envoking and altogether entertaining such as this. I will probably not be posting much, and will probably ask lots of questions, but I'll try to contribute as much as I can.

Bullseye!

welcome....

I'm the self-appointed membership officer

Your first year's membership will cost you a bottle of Jamison's...PM me for my, I mean Hood's, mailing address.

[Fintin]

dont forget i get a bottle of jems too and a case of guinness

[cut]

welcome post and post more your input will be helpful

[Caraway]

Although, Mustamato's promised to buy me vodka, so he's not all bad. woot
What? I thought I was the one who promised you that vodka!

Wellcome here onimk!

[Trigger]

Welcome.
I'm the Ugly American.

May I offer you a double-bacon cheeseburger and some cold hotdog water?

[Maine Finn]

Although, Mustamato's promised to buy me vodka, so he's not all bad. woot
What? I thought I was the one who promised you that vodka!

What?

Oh crap.

That's right. You did. He just offered.

Dammit. I need to get drunk, and soon. This sobriety thing isn't working anymore.

[Fintin]

if you would drink jemisons and guinness i would help...sucka...

[Haiw]

Welcome, I'm the official cheese eating, wooden shoe wearing and tulip planting bastard who lives in a windmill.

[memphiz]

...your not allowed to play with ducimus19 and the Finns, and stay out of the Russain neighbourhood young man. ;)

What?! Of course he's allowed to play with the Finns. Just, stay away from Uninen and Mustamato. They're boring. :D

Although, Mustamato's promised to buy me vodka, so he's not all bad. woot

Anyway, welcome to the Forum. And it is a good idea to stay out of the Russian neighbourhood. ;)

By the way, I'm the self-appointed medical officer. If you have any questions, please leave a message with my secretary, Mr Memphiz.


~Emily
Secretary of PIMPness that is

oh yeah :D

[ExtraT]

Welcome.

I am one of the local "Zionist fanatics". Me and my buddies frequently enjoy flexing our muscles against the local antisemite zoo.

[Herrmannek]

As a vice-chairman of monkey avatar club..I can offer you BIG WELCOME and
heap of gold bananas*, official curency of that site** :)
http://it.stlawu.edu/~koon/cr/imagenes/banana.jpg




* Color depends from recieving time and can vary from green to blackbrown
**Cookies as a official currency were droped after joining Ape Union

[Fintin]

i thought alcohal was the official currency of the board....

[MVSpartan117]

Welcome to the forums!

[Midtown]

RUN. FAST.

[Herrmannek]

i thought alcohal was the official currency of the board....
Bannas are very versatile currency, after some time in safe/clean/warm place they became alcohol :)

[tony6]

I'm the chairman of heavy-vodka-drinking bastards club.
Welcome and remeber: alcohol causes serious damage to Your health young man.
http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/020/2084.jpg
http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/001/193.jpg
http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/016/1687.jpg
http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/005/581.jpg

[Fintin]

the official alcohol of the board is jemisons and guinness get it right people...

[Herrmannek]

I'm the chairman of heavy-vodka-drinking bastards club.
Welcome and remeber: alcohol causes serious damage to Your health young man.
http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/020/2084.jpg


I'm abstinent but this one tastes very good :)

[tony6]

Speak for Yourself, dude:)

[tony6]

I was refering to:
"the official alcohol of the board is jemisons and guinness get it right people..." of course.
"Żołądkowa gorzka" is classic one!

[Fintin]

I was refering to:
"the official alcohol of the board is jemisons and guinness get it right people..." of course.
"Żołądkowa gorzka" is classic one!

ouch....

[Maine Finn]

Don't listen to that Pole. :D

This is what you should be drinking:

http://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys63.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys89.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys80075.jpg

http://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys53.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys775.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/lapponia-blabar.jpg

[tony6]

Hey!
If You are abstinent how come You know that it tastes very good?
:D

[Herrmannek]

Hey!
If You are abstinent how come You know that it tastes very good?
:D

Becuase I lick/sniff/look at it without drinking :)

[tony6]

Yeah...right!
rofl

[memphiz]

pfft amaturs
http://www.okliquor.ca/online/Beer/904144.jpg
:D

[tony6]

Good Lord! What a hell is that??
You call it an ALCOHOL?
:lol:

[onimk]

many thanks for the warm welcome folks. now i think i have some drinking to do...

[Steve Railsback]

Don't listen to that Pole. :D

This is what you should be drinking:

http://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys63.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys89.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys80075.jpg

http://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys53.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/sys775.jpghttp://www.northerner.com/p_images/lapponia-blabar.jpg

Damn! Its suppose to be a welcome tread, NOT another Finnish vodka tread!!
YOU ARE MAKING ME TIRSTY, OKAY!! :cantbeli:

[Steve Railsback]

By the way, Welcome to the forum!

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

pfft amaturs
http://www.okliquor.ca/online/Beer/904144.jpg
:D

Pretty much...im the well known asshole...nice to meet ya :lol:

[memphiz]

Good Lord! What a hell is that??
You call it an ALCOHOL?
:lol:
Are you insulting my beer?
Because I would have to kill you then.

p-) (j/k)


Oh and welcome to the forum

[Operation Ivy]

Welcome buddy p-) :D

[usa320]

Welcome aboard.

Ill tell ya a bit about me. Im 23, im a night manager of a IGA grocery store.

I live in New York, not far from Buffalo.

I have a strong interest in military and foreign affairs, and a vast knowledge about military aviation.

Im a conservative republican, which my posts reflect.

Im a 4th year college student, soon to recieve my Bachelors degree in Business Admin.

[Maine Finn]

Damn! Its suppose to be a welcome tread, NOT another Finnish vodka tread!!
YOU ARE MAKING ME TIRSTY, OKAY!! :cantbeli:

It is a welcome thread. As a sign-on bonus, onimk gets a choice of one of these fine beverages.

[Brozozo]

Howdy folks,

I've been lurking in this fine forum since the early days before the server switch and have finally taken the plunge to logging in. I've found no other site as informative, thought-provoking, frustrating, despicable, enriching, pride-envoking and altogether entertaining such as this. I will probably not be posting much, and will probably ask lots of questions, but I'll try to contribute as much as I can.

Regards,
onimk

You're from the SF Bay area?

[memphiz]

Welcome aboard.

Ill tell ya a bit about me. Im 23, im a night manager of a IGA grocery store.

I live in New York, not far from Buffalo.

I have a strong interest in military and foreign affairs, and a vast knowledge about military aviation.

Im a conservative republican, which my posts reflect.

Im a 4th year college student, soon to recieve my Bachelors degree in Business Admin.
Hey cool, isnt IGA now called Sobey's ? I think i might go apply for a job there