I got asked to prom today......

[farmgirl]

One of the boys in my class has been dating a girl for nearly two years, and she broke up with him this morning. Prom is this Saturday night. I don't have to tell you that he was not pleased!

He asked me if I wanted to go with him. :D rofl

I told him that I didn't have time to get a dress.... and I've got class this weekend anyway....

[NcDeuce]

One of my friends had the same thing happen to him...he's 23 and he went to Prom w/ a high school senior under those circumstances...we still made fun of him :)

[FallenAngel]

I've gone through that before (except it was homecoming). Totally sucks.





But my girl went with me anyways and we, umm, "made-up" after the dance :D

[gaz]

Nobody asked me to go the prom.... But then again, we don't actually have proms so I wasn't really that upset.

[FallenAngel]

One of my friends had the same thing happen to him...he's 23 and he went to Prom w/ a high school senior under those circumstances...we still made fun of him :)

Hey, if she's over 18 it's all good :D :P

[farmgirl]

He said she would still go with him, but when he asked her if she wanted to... she said..."not really." NIIIIICE :bash: He's a nice boy too!

[Jack Mehoff]

I was 21 year old when I went to prom with my wife, she was 18 at that time.

[Fintin]

sophamore year...homecoming...my date go grounded some how the night before....got a hotter date the day of the dance....

[American Patriot]

I would laugh at him until he started crying.

[Jack Mehoff]

He said she would still go with him, but when he asked her if she wanted to... she said..."not really." NIIIIICE :bash: He's a nice boy too!


You should have said yes when he asked you out. :D

[farmgirl]

He said she would still go with him, but when he asked her if she wanted to... she said..."not really." NIIIIICE :bash: He's a nice boy too!


You should have said yes when he asked you out. :D


I don't think he was really serious..... ;)

[Rantanplan]

WTF is prom?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Fintin]

you're dirty...

[Jack Mehoff]

It's every guys dream to boink his teacher, so yeah, i think he was serious. p-) :oops:

[Fintin]

never mind...he's dirty

[farmgirl]

WTF is prom?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


It's a big dance that is held every year in the spring. Most high schools have them. The girls get slinky dresses, and the boys wear suits or tuxes.

[Fintin]

WTF is prom?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

the last big party at the end of the year...although at my school "prom" was in the winter for juniors and seniors...senior ball was the last day of classes

[WolverineBlue]

One of the boys in my class has been dating a girl for nearly two years, and she broke up with him this morning. Prom is this Saturday night. I don't have to tell you that he was not pleased!

He asked me if I wanted to go with him. :D rofl

I told him that I didn't have time to get a dress.... and I've got class this weekend anyway....

God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson....heaven has a place for those who pray...hey hey hey ;)

[Rantanplan]

Oh, thanks.

[FallenAngel]

WTF is prom?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


It's a big dance that is held every year in the spring. Most high schools have them. The girls get slinky dresses, and the boys wear suits or tuxes.

And the stereotypical tradition is that kids go out, drink and screw afterwards.

Course, you didn't hear that from me farmgirl ;)

Oh, since you're a teacher you're also sorta like a mentor too right? Couldn't you sorta give the girl some advice on the situation?

[Herrmannek]

WTF is prom?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


It's a big dance that is held every year in the spring. Most high schools have them. The girls get slinky dresses, and the boys wear suits or tuxes.

It seems I don't like "proms" :)

[farmgirl]

WTF is prom?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


It's a big dance that is held every year in the spring. Most high schools have them. The girls get slinky dresses, and the boys wear suits or tuxes.

And the stereotypical tradition is that kids go out, drink and screw afterwards.

Course, you didn't hear that from me farmgirl ;)


yeah... cause I never went to prom myself, so I'd have no idea..... ;) p-) (I was a good girl. I didn't do those kinds of things... I just knew people who did.)

[Midtown]

went to prom 4 ****ing times, only once while I was out of hs, I was 19 dating an 18 year old girl. PLUS I just got asked by one of the girls I coach. **** that. Prom was fun the first 2 times...

[chauncy republicans]

PLUS I just got asked by one of the girls I coach. f*** that.
rofl

[ChuckThunder]

Oh, thanks.

Oh, and there is a lot of ***, drinking, and drugs after (sometimes during).

[Midtown]

PLUS I just got asked by one of the girls I coach. f*** that.
rofl Yeah it was so bad, she was all cmoooon I dont have a date!!! go with me!!! NOPE pleeeassee!!!!! NOPE, call me when your 20.

[Trigger]

I was the Prom King...just sayin'. :D

[California Joe]

I took a Swedish exchange student to mine.

[UkrainianAmerican]

1. You did tell him hes a looser, and that he should jump off a building if hes that desperate, right?
2. I am going to skip the prom, and head to the After-party, where I will get drunk like theres no tommorow, and then we are going to ride with my drunk Irish friend as a driver. O yeah, talk about adrenaline.

[UkrainianAmerican]

PLUS I just got asked by one of the girls I coach. f*** that.
rofl Yeah it was so bad, she was all cmoooon I dont have a date!!! go with me!!! NOPE pleeeassee!!!!! NOPE, call me when your 20.
I assume she wasnt exactly a 10 on the scale of hotness.

[Trigger]

2. I am going to skip the prom, and head to the After-party, where I will get drunk like theres no tommorow, and then we are going to ride with my drunk Irish friend as a driver. O yeah, talk about adrenaline.

Is it 'Darwin Award' time already?

[Beowulf]

I took a Swedish exchange student to mine.
that's cuz you're the Heat...

[California Joe]

Word B. Word.

[Fintin]

I was the Prom King...just sayin'. :D

but did you knock up the prom queen?

[Trigger]

Nah...she wasn't into monkeys.

[UkrainianAmerican]

2. I am going to skip the prom, and head to the After-party, where I will get drunk like theres no tommorow, and then we are going to ride with my drunk Irish friend as a driver. O yeah, talk about adrenaline.

Is it 'Darwin Award' time already?
Hehe, can't disagree with you there. BUt ive been in the passenger seat, with him drunk A LOT OF TIMES.
Once we got pulled over. ANd the two cops come up to him. His breath smelled of Budweiser, and I smelled like vodka for I have spilled some. The first cop wanted to arrest him for DWI. But then the second cop (Irish dude, who was a friend of the dudes uncle (also a cop) was like : "I know this kid, let him off" . So in the end, my friend got a ticket for a broken tail light rofl
P.S. forgot to add: We got stooped in the LEFT lane rofl

[Trigger]

Nice.
Let's hope next time he doesn't get a 'ticket' for breaking a pedestrian...

[UkrainianAmerican]

Nice.
Let's hope next time he doesn't get a 'ticket' for breaking a pedestrian...
As long as I am in the passenger seat, its all good. :P :P :P

[Fintin]

Nice.
Let's hope next time he doesn't get a 'ticket' for breaking a pedestrian...
As long as I am in the passenger seat, its all good. :P :P :P

sept when he flips the car, and your skull is the only thing protecting your brain from the road

[UkrainianAmerican]

Nice.
Let's hope next time he doesn't get a 'ticket' for breaking a pedestrian...
As long as I am in the passenger seat, its all good. :P :P :P

sept when he flips the car, and your skull is the only thing protecting your brain from the road
WEll, I DO wear a seatbelt (didnt see that coming, now, did ya? ;) )

[Fintin]

ok so what about when he rolls it into a river, pond, harbor.....fuel truck...

[UkrainianAmerican]

ok so what about when he rolls it into a river, pond, harbor.....fuel truck...
Well, I hhope he doesnt :)
Because that wouldn't be too healthy and all.

[Trigger]

...or child.

[Fintin]

Well, I hhope he doesnt :) Because that wouldn't be too healthy and all.

:cantbeli:

[UkrainianAmerican]

But on a serious note, I never seen him DRUNK. EVER. He drink 8-9 buds, but if he brushes his teeth, and gets some Listerene, you woulve never guess he drank anything. His tolerance compared to mine, is like my tolerance compared to a twelve year-old asian boy. :oops:

[Trigger]

You can't tolerate 12 year old asian boys?

[California Joe]

No, he meant he has one living in his closet

[California Joe]

in a gimp suit

[UkrainianAmerican]

You can't tolerate 12 year old asian boys?
:cantbeli:
That is not what I meant. But my biology teacher (chinese-american) told us that Asian's liver is more more sensitive to alcohol, and thats its harder for people of Asian race to tolerate large quantities of alcohol.
No offense implied at all.

[Hullebullen]

*with Homer Simpson voice*
"Damn 12 yr old asian boys! Who do they think they are...in their fancy gimp suits...I'll show them a thing or two"

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah, I shouldn't have brought up asians. :lol:
I see the error of my ways.

[citizen-k]

We don't have "proms" like in the U.S, but we had a big party wich ended at the sea of galili for a midnight sweam (yeah, where Jesus walked on the water)

[Trigger]

Asian rice is good with large quantities of alcohol according to your sensitive Chinese biology teacher?

[California Joe]

Only while wearing latex.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Asian rice is good with large quantities of alcohol according to your sensitive Chinese biology teacher?
He said that all the asians in the class (about 50 percent, cuz my school is like that) that they should REALLY be careful with that, cuz first they will get drunk to quickly, and second their liver cant handle it well.
(his words, not mine, although I drank with this asian dude, and he was burned out by the time he finished his second 12 oz bottle of bud :lol: )

[California Joe]

Quick, say something about Native Americans next.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Quick, say something about Native Americans next.
What native americans? :P :P :P

[Fintin]

^your dumb...

[UkrainianAmerican]

Just kidding, relax.

[Flagg]

One of the boys in my class has been dating a girl for nearly two years, and she broke up with him this morning. Prom is this Saturday night. I don't have to tell you that he was not pleased!

He asked me if I wanted to go with him.

I told him that I didn't have time to get a dress.... and I've got class this weekend anyway....

Farmgirl......

May I suggest a solution:

any university campuses nearby?

Send him door to door to the local sororities/female dorms......tell him to do his best impression of a puppy dog...and some hot "older woman" will certainly have pity on him......plus I've never met a girl at college who DOESN'T have less than 2 dresses suitable for attending a formal affair.

It's his best last minute option.....and his chances of "closing the deal" will pretty much be guaranteed......PLUS, he'll think you're the greatest teacher ever!

trust me......I'm a professional

[farmgirl]

One of the boys in my class has been dating a girl for nearly two years, and she broke up with him this morning. Prom is this Saturday night. I don't have to tell you that he was not pleased!

He asked me if I wanted to go with him.

I told him that I didn't have time to get a dress.... and I've got class this weekend anyway....

Farmgirl......

May I suggest a solution:

any university campuses nearby?

Send him door to door to the local sororities/female dorms......tell him to do his best impression of a puppy dog...and some hot "older woman" will certainly have pity on him......plus I've never met a girl at college who DOESN'T have less than 2 dresses suitable for attending a formal affair.

It's his best last minute option.....and his chances of "closing the deal" will pretty much be guaranteed......PLUS, he'll think you're the greatest teacher ever!

trust me......I'm a professional


I'll tell him.... no big universities nearby... but might have an "in" with some college girls I know.

[Fintin]

my vote goes to find the girl that isnt.."hot" and kinda dorky...probly doesnt have a date...more then likely a bit of help and she will be the bell of the ball....it might work

[Hullebullen]

Like that girl from American Pie: "This one time, at band camp..." :lol:

[Fintin]

fine ill shave my legs and wear a wig...::runs before anyone reads this::

[UkrainianAmerican]

*throws up* ^^^^

[Flagg]

but might have an "in" with some college girls I know.

Reason # 453 why you rock!

[farmgirl]

but might have an "in" with some college girls I know.

Reason # 453 why you rock!



:oops: Thanks, Flagg.... :hug:

[California Joe]

Look at Flagg, jumping into the fan club with both feet and guns blazin'.

[Fintin]

i thought you had to have a sweet ride to be in the fan club....

[Trigger]

^How do you know he doesn't?

[Fintin]

its not in his profile....

[farmgirl]

Ummm like he wasn't already a member? I thought Ducimus was the only "nonmember" around here. ;) Some members are just more active than others. :D

[California Joe]

Mmmmmmmmmmm active.

[Fintin]

^you'er dirty

[farmgirl]

^you'er dirty

How did I know that was coming? :roll:

[Maine Finn]

^you'er dirty

How did I know that was coming? :roll:

Because the Irish are predictable?

[Fintin]

hey at least i got the grammer right....

[Maine Finn]

hey at least i got the grammer right....

No you didn't.

[Fintin]

hey at least i got the grammer right....

No you didn't.

thats it im calling in the airforce tacp's to light up the night over maine

[Maine Finn]

hey at least i got the grammer right....

No you didn't.

thats it im calling in the airforce tacp's to light up the night over maine

Bring it on, son.

EDIT:

I propose a thread for this sort of thing, so we don't have to hijack everyone else's with our little war.

[Fintin]

screw it....ill just go to canada get drunk and forget you said that...

[Flagg]

Look at Flagg, jumping into the fan club with both feet and guns blazin'.


Ummm like he wasn't already a member?

Looking to upgrade my membership...so who's ass I gotta kiss around here?

[farmgirl]

Look at Flagg, jumping into the fan club with both feet and guns blazin'.


Ummm like he wasn't already a member?

Looking to upgrade my membership...so who's ass I gotta kiss around here?


Well... Joe was in charge of the original membership drive.... but I'd rather you report directly to me.... ;)

[ibstolidude]

I took a Swedish exchange student to mine.
I skipped my proms; I had dates and all, just never made it there, why waste the time. Only chumps wasted all that time and effort on dancing....well atleast that kinda dancing.

[California Joe]

So what're you trying to say? Huh?

[ibstolidude]

I took a Swedish exchange student to mine. - Me too did you catch her name? It's been so long.

[Fintin]

some one call Ria...she is in highschool...and if i remember the pics she posted...to too bad looking.....see i am smart

[rob]

I took a Swedish exchange student to mine. - Me too did you catch her name? It's been so long.

he probly never got the name. :D

[Flagg]

but I'd rather you report directly to me....

No worries ;)


So what're you trying to say? Huh?

Whoops..sorry about the end around....but I'm sure you understand :D

[Ria]

some one call Ria...she is in highschool...and if i remember the pics she posted...to too bad looking.....see i am smart

Whoaaa that's news to me :D

:hug: ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

I took a Swedish exchange student to mine.
I skipped my proms; I had dates and all, just never made it there, why waste the time. Only chumps wasted all that time and effort on dancing....well atleast that kinda dancing.
Good man. Agree absolutely. You cant even drink at the prom. So as I said earlier, I am just skipping on to the good stuff. Alcohol, car, girls....bottle opener......what more could one ask for?

[UkrainianAmerican]

some one call Ria...she is in highschool...and if i remember the pics she posted...to too bad looking.....see i am smart

Whoaaa that's news to me :D

:hug: ;)
hes just sucking up, we all know you are an old sophomore in college.

[FRO]

The sad thing is, I never had any sexy teachers that I had a thing for, not at any point from kindergarten through high school. Still, I always had a date for a prom and I did have a really hot English prof in university, so I guess it all works out.

And here's hoping things work out for that kid. Of course, if farmgirl is setting him up with college girl(s), I think this may be quite a memorable prom. The question then becomes, when is farmgirl going to set the rest of us up with college girls? ;)

[Fintin]

ill sign up for the farmgirl setting people up list....

[SeanAshi]

A couple of years ago I actually walked in on my girlfriend having *** with my best friend :cantbeli: I'm still pissed this very day about it.

[pAt]

so farm girl are u availabe next year for proms? i need a date for next year ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

so farm girl are u availabe next year for proms? i need a date for next year ;)

You'll have to wait in line. I think there is a list for you to sign up.

[Merik]

I decided Im going to go to my prom which is in about 2 weeks. For one thing, it is defienatly over-rated.

[101st__and_1/2]

sophamore year...homecoming...my date go grounded some how the night before....got a hotter date the day of the dance....
dear god he's talking about my sister, seriously..... thats gross.... no joke

[Fintin]

sophamore year...homecoming...my date go grounded some how the night before....got a hotter date the day of the dance....
dear god he's talking about my sister, seriously..... thats gross.... no joke

well as a matter of fact it was your sister....the only reason friends came to your house....

[FallenAngel]

A couple of years ago I actually walked in on my girlfriend having *** with my best friend :cantbeli: I'm still pissed this very day about it.

Ouch....was this in highschool? College?

[SeanAshi]

Ouch....was this in highschool? College?College, there was no point in the both of us beating the **** out of each other, I haven't spoken to either since that day.

One of the boys in my class has been dating a girl for nearly two years, and she broke up with him this morning. Prom is this Saturday night. I don't have to tell you that he was not pleased!

He asked me if I wanted to go with him. :D rofl

I told him that I didn't have time to get a dress.... and I've got class this weekend anyway....

:bash:

[Maine Finn]

I never went to prom, Junior or Senior. I almost went to Senior Prom, but the guy I was supposed to go with "had to go to church" that night. It was a Friday night, and I was stuck at home while all my friends were in Bangor having the time of their otherwise worthless lives.

I haven't spoken to him since. :|

[Fintin]

I never went to prom, Junior or Senior. I almost went to Senior Prom, but the guy I was supposed to go with "had to go to church" that night. It was a Friday night, and I was stuck at home while all my friends were in Bangor having the time of their otherwise worthless lives.

I haven't spoken to him since. :|

and you want to shell my house....lets rethink that....