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NcDeuce
04-21-2004, 02:25 PM
NEW YORK (AP) -- Starship may have built this city on rock and roll, but Blender magazine is tearing it down, naming the band's "We Built This City" as the worst song ever.

Some tunes on the "50 Worst Songs Ever!" list were selected for their melodies, others "are wretchedly performed" and "quite a few don't make sense whatsoever," the magazine said.

The list, which appears in the May issue, includes songs by New Kids on the Block, Meat Loaf, The Doors, Lionel Richie, Hammer and The Beach Boys, among others.

Blender describes 1985's "We Built This City" as "the truly horrible sound of a band taking the corporate dollar while sneering at those who take the corporate dollar."

Starship lead singer Grace Slick says, "This is not me," when the magazine reminds her of the tune. "Now you're an actor. It's the same as Meryl Streep playing Joan of Arc."

Rounding out the top 10: "Achy Breaky Heart," Billy Ray Cyrus; "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" Wang Chung; "Rollin'," Limp Bizkit; "Ice Ice Baby," Vanilla Ice; "The Heart of Rock & Roll," Huey Lewis and the News; "Don't Worry Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin; "Party All the Time," Eddie Murphy; "American Life," Madonna; and "Ebony and Ivory," Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder.

Other songs on the list: Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (No. 22); Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All" (No. 30); Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" (No. 39); Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (No. 41); Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sounds of Silence" (No. 42); The Beatles' "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" (No. 48); and Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" (No. 50).

Blender and VH1's TV special "50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs ... Ever" airs May 12.

:lol:

Hullebullen
04-21-2004, 02:28 PM
Ice, ice, baby...that's a great song :P

American Patriot
04-21-2004, 02:36 PM
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"

rofl This is a favorite among drunk inbreds.

Another horrible one is Europe - Final Countdown. rofl

gaz
04-21-2004, 02:39 PM
We can have a late nineties crap-fest here - first off you American gits sent us Hanson with "Mmm-bop" so just to be really mean we Brits retaliated by sending you the Spice Girls with "Wannabe".

Personally I think either song would figure prominently on my list of "Songs that I'd rather eat a light bulb than listen to".

WolverineBlue
04-21-2004, 02:46 PM
We can have a late nineties crap-fest here - first off you American gits sent us Hanson with "Mmm-bop" so just to be really mean we Brits retaliated by sending you the Spice Girls with "Wannabe".

Personally I think either song would figure prominently on my list of "Songs that I'd rather eat a light bulb than listen to".

I believe we Yanks won the crap war by pooping out N-sync, the Backstreet Boys and Brittney Spears.

gaz
04-21-2004, 02:49 PM
Yeah, that was just cruel.. We were still trying to fight the war with some degree of chivalry but you colonial types just fought dirty... :lol:

Fintin
04-21-2004, 02:51 PM
is the brady bunch on the list?

Hullebullen
04-21-2004, 02:52 PM
Not to mention all the horrible rappers...but Sweden's got Ace of Base and Roxette, that's pretty bad...

Midtown
04-21-2004, 02:52 PM
THAT ****ING MILKSHAKE SONG...

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard...
and their like, "wanna trade some cards?"...
damn right, wanna trade some cards...
but not my, Charizard...

ChuckThunder
04-21-2004, 03:03 PM
THAT f*** MILKSHAKE SONG...

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard...
and their like, "wanna trade some cards?"...
damn right, wanna trade some cards...
but not my, Charizard...

LMFAO!

I'm pissed that Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sounds of Silence" is on that list! That song is so cool.

"Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping..."

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 03:17 PM
THAT f*** MILKSHAKE SONG...

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard...
and their like, "wanna trade some cards?"...
damn right, wanna trade some cards...
but not my, Charizard...

LMFAO!

I'm pissed that Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sounds of Silence" is on that list! That song is so cool.

"Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping..."


I agree, CT. I like that song. I like Simon and Garfunkel. I use their music in class.... teaching similes and metaphors..... (Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water and I am a Rock work well).... not to mention some other poetic terms like alliteration.... personification.... assonance... consonance....

okay okay... I'll stop now... ;)

Mr Gently Benevolent
04-21-2004, 03:22 PM
Tiny Bubbles by Sydney Devine, utter f*cking ****e, anything by Duran Duran, lame what more can I say. A lot of that modern soul new jack or whatever dunno what you call it. R "Kiddie Feeler" Kelly someone crush that f*ckers windpipe his tunes are so bad and yet there are misguided souls out there that buy it.
:bash:

MolliG
04-21-2004, 03:22 PM
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard...
and their like, "wanna trade some cards?"...
damn right, wanna trade some cards...
but not my, Charizard...

Ah-hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

I hate that song as well.

As for crap songs...

http://www.cheeky-girls.com/images/photo-012.jpg

Gringo
04-21-2004, 03:28 PM
The Alphabet song! I can never get it right! ;)

Hullebullen
04-21-2004, 03:31 PM
The Ketchup song that was so popular...was it last summer...worst song ever!

Midtown
04-21-2004, 03:57 PM
oh ****, here we go.

Gringo
04-21-2004, 03:57 PM
No that song....I can't remember the name but I know a few of the words...something about saving a queen...!
God save our (something something) Queen, well it's the worst song that I've ever heard and after it's sung these lager louts tend to go about smashing up the place and starting fights with anyone who'll fight with them! rofl

that's the British national anthem, wanker ;)
unless your talking about the one the *** Pistols sung.

California Joe
04-21-2004, 03:58 PM
Muskrat Love. I rest my case.

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 04:00 PM
Muskrat Love. I rest my case.


muskrat susie, muskrat sam...do the jitterbug in muskrat land....



What?

Flagg
04-21-2004, 05:09 PM
"The Macarena" Helloooooo!


not to mention some other poetic terms like alliteration.... personification.... assonance... consonance....

FarmGirl said assonance


is the brady bunch on the list?

No but they should be.......little known fact.....they did a live variety song and dance show after the cancellation of the Brady Bunch sitcom

http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/hour1.gif

The horror....the only good part, Marsha was HOT!


And for these two:
http://www.cheeky-girls.com/images/photo-012.jpg
They can sing whatever they want.....I'll just put it on mute....are they twins? who cares....close enough

Whisper_44
04-21-2004, 05:10 PM
I agree, CT. I like that song. I like Simon and Garfunkel. I use their music in class.... teaching similes and metaphors..... (Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water and I am a Rock work well).... not to mention some other poetic terms like alliteration.... personification.... assonance... consonance....

okay okay... I'll stop now... ;)
No farmgirl, don't ever stop...


She speaks: O! speak again, bright angel; for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o’er my head,
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wond’ring eyes
Of mortals, that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds,
And sails upon the bosom of the air.

California Joe
04-21-2004, 05:14 PM
So you're the one that asked her to the Prom. Simmah don nah.

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 05:17 PM
"The Macarena" Helloooooo!


not to mention some other poetic terms like alliteration.... personification.... assonance... consonance....

FarmGirl said assonance


is the brady bunch on the list?

No but they should be.......little known fact.....they did a live variety song and dance show after the cancellation of the Brady Bunch sitcom

http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/hour1.gif

The horror....the only good part, Marsha was HOT!


And for these two:
http://www.cheeky-girls.com/images/photo-012.jpg
They can sing whatever they want.....I'll just put it on mute....are they twins? who cares....close enough


Yes, yes I did.... ;) Let me know if you want to know more..... p-)

As long as you are talking about bad TV music... you can't leave out the Partridge Family!

I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of... I'm afraid that I'm not sure of... a love there is no cure for.....


regarding the girls who may or may not be twins..... is it just me... or are they missing some vital female "stuff"????? Just askin'

Fintin
04-21-2004, 05:19 PM
they just arnt as well indowed as others...if you look close there are some mole hills

usa320
04-21-2004, 05:19 PM
Its between Outkast's "HEYAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL" (you know, that song thats like the back of the shampoo bottle...rinse and repeat) and that stupid jessica simpson idiot and all her music.

California Joe
04-21-2004, 05:20 PM
I think it's Beo and Stoli, "undercover".

Ria
04-21-2004, 06:19 PM
Dirrty :fork:

I reeeaaallly don't like that song :| But then, I don't like Christina Aguilera much either. I'm sure there's a worse song out there, but that came to me first.

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 06:27 PM
I think it's Beo and Stoli, "undercover".


Your comment brought to mind that song....

Undercover Angel

Now I'll think of Jack Black and Harry Connick Jr. the next time I hear that song.... ;)

Flagg
04-21-2004, 06:29 PM
I think it's Beo and Stoli, "undercover".

How ironic you said that CJ ;)


regarding the girls who may or may not be twins..... is it just me... or are they missing some vital female "stuff"????? Just askin'

Life's all about compromise......and it's male instinct to compromise ANYTHING(eternal soul included) for a pair of possible twins.....assuming we're single of course


I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of... I'm afraid that I'm not sure of... a love there is no cure for.....

Ahhhh the Partridge Family......Susan Dey certainly made me "Come On Get Happy!" back in the 1970's....MEeeeeeeeeOW!

gaz
04-21-2004, 06:31 PM
Those twins are called "The Cheeky Girls", they're Romanian twins who were on a TV talent show here in the UK and were so weird they've become famous for it.

It's times like this I'm proud to call myself British. :roll:

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 06:33 PM
Flagg:

Life's all about compromise......and it's male instinct to compromise ANYTHING(eternal soul included) for a pair of possible twins.....assuming we're single of course



Ahhh how silly of me to forget the ultimate male fantasy. :cantbeli: Carion

California Joe
04-21-2004, 06:35 PM
What's the name of the 2 little Russian chicks that wear school girl outfits and kiss each other onstage? Besides a Japanese businessman's wet dream?

Ria
04-21-2004, 06:36 PM
T.A.T.U.

Fintin
04-21-2004, 06:36 PM
What's the name of the 2 little Russian chicks that wear school girl outfits and kiss each other onstage? Besides a Japanese businessman's wet dream?

tatu.....they got to be on that list

WolverineBlue
04-21-2004, 06:37 PM
Easy on Tatu -- Nas ne Dagonyat is a sweet tune.

California Joe
04-21-2004, 06:38 PM
Gee, that was easy.

Marsuitor
04-21-2004, 06:45 PM
Crazy Town with that "come my baby, you're my butterfly" song. Second to none! :bash:

Flagg
04-21-2004, 06:46 PM
Ahhh how silly of me to forget the ultimate male fantasy. Carion

Sorry...it's our nature :P

Must....repress.........desire..........for.....freaky....Romanian....twins :bash:

Vance
04-21-2004, 06:47 PM
I'll Stop The World and Melt With You



*shiver*

gaz
04-21-2004, 06:47 PM
Crazy Town with that "come my baby, you're my butterfly" song. Second to none! :bash:

Yeah, I completely agree with that but specifically because the outstanding guitar riff they sampled (Or stole, depending upon your point of view) was taken from a Chilli Peppers track called "Pretty Little Ditty" which I love.

Ria
04-21-2004, 06:48 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 06:50 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"


Oh honey.... try to refrain from saying things like oooo baby... baby... ooo... oo... baby... yeeeeaaaah on the board... :petting: (unless you want stalkers.... ) p-)

Jack Mehoff
04-21-2004, 06:52 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"

Yes, baby i'm here.

Maine Finn
04-21-2004, 06:53 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"


Oh honey.... try to refrain from saying things like oooo baby... baby... ooo... oo... baby... yeeeeaaaah on the board... :petting: (unless you want stalkers.... ) p-)

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Hullebullen
04-21-2004, 06:53 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"


Oh honey.... try to refrain from saying things like oooo baby... baby... ooo... oo... baby... yeeeeaaaah on the board... :petting: (unless you want stalkers.... ) p-)

No, go on...nevermind us little horn' dogs... :P

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 06:53 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"

Yes, baby i'm here.


I rest my case.... ;)

Fintin
04-21-2004, 06:54 PM
jack is dirty

Ria
04-21-2004, 06:54 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"


Oh honey.... try to refrain from saying things like oooo baby... baby... ooo... oo... baby... yeeeeaaaah on the board... :petting: (unless you want stalkers.... ) p-)

Yeah :oops: I realized that right after I posted :P

el borracho
04-21-2004, 07:11 PM
For today it has to be the song from the 80's that goes something like "we're gonna rock on-to electric a-va-nue." Thats been stuck in my head all day. :bash:

As for my all time most hated song "Come Sail Away" by Styx. Makes me downright homicidal when I hear that, or any of their other songs...or anything by Journey for that matter. Music to throw up to.

And what's up with the Simon and Garfunkel tune on the list, it's an awesome song. It does kinda get overplayed nowadays, but its one of those era defining tunes. Every time I hear that, I picture Dustin Hoffman floating around under water (no, it's not a fantasy, it's a scene from the movie "The Graduate" for those who haven't seen it).

Flagg
04-21-2004, 07:17 PM
Worst 80's song ever:

"We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time" by Jermaine Stewart

:roll: Riiiiiiiiiiiight......

There's nothing worse than being 17 and the song on the radio is blatantly telling teenaged girls to keep their clothes ON......how rude

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 07:19 PM
Worst 80's song ever:

"We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time" by Jermaine Stewart

:roll: Riiiiiiiiiiiight......

There's nothing worse than being 17 and the song on the radio is blatantly telling teenaged girls to keep their clothes ON......how rude


rofl My mom got concerned when John bought me Olivia Newton John's, Physical, (vinyl of course) for Valentine's Day. Speaking of bad songs..... ;)

UkrainianAmerican
04-21-2004, 07:23 PM
T.A.T.U.Word up. I get nauseus when I hear them.
Also Ludacris sucks. As does Tupac.

MVSpartan117
04-21-2004, 07:24 PM
I hate fad songs......

to me they're the worst

Examples:

That stupid Blue guy song
and that one about doin' it like they do on the discovery channel.....


:roll:

Flagg
04-21-2004, 07:27 PM
My mom got concerned when John bought me Olivia Newton John's, Physical, (vinyl of course) for Valentine's Day. Speaking of bad songs.....

It's funny to think back 20ish years and how "controversial" songs like that were.....a bit "different" now

farmgirl
04-21-2004, 07:31 PM
My mom got concerned when John bought me Olivia Newton John's, Physical, (vinyl of course) for Valentine's Day. Speaking of bad songs.....

It's funny to think back 20ish years and how "controversial" songs like that were.....a bit "different" now


No doubt...!! Mom got a little flustered when she heard the line...

there's nothing left to talk about unless it horizontally (that might not be exact... forgive me... )

Vance
04-21-2004, 07:33 PM
My mom got concerned when John bought me Olivia Newton John's, Physical, (vinyl of course) for Valentine's Day. Speaking of bad songs.....

It's funny to think back 20ish years and how "controversial" songs like that were.....a bit "different" now


No doubt...!! Mom got a little flustered when she heard the line...

there's nothing left to talk about unless it horizontally (that might not be exact... forgive me... )
Horizontal tango p-)

Macs.
04-21-2004, 07:36 PM
I hate this rap **** like "Nelly feat. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma"... My ears start bleeding when I hear that song.

Haiw
04-21-2004, 07:57 PM
Electrix Six - Gay bar. Not that it's a bad song; it's great....but not exactely the best text to sing along. :lol:

Nawlins
04-21-2004, 08:20 PM
Ria wrote:
T.A.T.U.
Word up. I get nauseus when I hear them.

Bet you wouldn't say the same if you watched the video... with the sound off...


What? p-)

UkrainianAmerican
04-21-2004, 08:36 PM
Ria wrote:
T.A.T.U.
Word up. I get nauseus when I hear them.

Bet you wouldn't say the same if you watched the video... with the sound off...


What? p-)
The brunnete is aight, but the "other" one I wouldnt even bother hitting on after a few beers.

gaz
04-21-2004, 08:53 PM
For today it has to be the song from the 80's that goes something like "we're gonna rock on-to electric a-va-nue." Thats been stuck in my head all day. :bash:

"Electric avenue" by Eddie Grant.

MVSpartan117
04-21-2004, 08:54 PM
Electrix Six - Gay bar. Not that it's a bad song; it's great....but not exactely the best text to sing along. :lol:

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

Nawlins
04-21-2004, 10:00 PM
By the way, the "milkshake song" makes me want to jam sharp things in my ears.

Romulus
04-21-2004, 10:21 PM
Worst song?-------- Anything by that pig Missy Elliot.

Jack Mehoff
04-21-2004, 11:48 PM
oh and also anything by Ashanti.

Her lyrics:

"Ooo baby......ooo baby....baby....ooo...oo baby.......yeeeaaahh"

Babe, is this the one you're talking about?


http://www.nastyburger.com/Gina G - Ooh Ahh Just A Little Bit.mp3

NcDeuce
04-22-2004, 02:16 AM
I just got back from the CMT Flameworth Awards...Sheryl Crow is 20x hotter in person...especially when you're only like 10 feet apart ;)

Ria
04-22-2004, 05:49 PM
Babe, is this the one you're talking about?


http://www.nastyburger.com/Gina G - Ooh Ahh Just A Little Bit.mp3

Hey Jack :hug:

:lol: nope, not that one. The other one is by Ashanti, and the song is called "Baby" (surprise surprise :roll: )

Here are the lyrics: http://www.lyrics007.com/Ashanti%20Lyrics/Baby%20Lyrics.html

Hydro
04-22-2004, 05:50 PM
That Ashanti track makes me want to slap people in the face. Does she even say anything other than "Ooh" and "Baby" (in that order)?

Ria
04-22-2004, 05:54 PM
:lol: Yet she wins tons of awards. Whaa? But I'll stop there, or else I'll keep ranting about today's pop culture :|

Hydro
04-22-2004, 06:03 PM
Pop culture sucks right enough, bring back the days when blood, sweat and tears (literally, more often than not) went into music! Pop stars only sweat because they've got too much damn make-up on under too many stage lights, they only bleed when they cut themselves opening the champagne, and they only shed tears when they find themselves entering the charts at number 40! Now I'm ranting...damn :)

Ria
04-22-2004, 06:05 PM
Rant all you want...I feel the same way ;)

Haiw
04-22-2004, 06:16 PM
Uch yeah...R&B and rap.. *puke*

The top ingredients for your R&B / rap whatever hit:

-Lyrics must include:
'...yo...yo...yo...homies...hood...yo...bitches...yo...niggah...yo...yo...in da hood...yo...yo yo ****ing ho...yo...yoo...bitch....yo...yoo...whore...yo...yo..'

-Music clip must make up for lack of musical talent with female flesh

Voila...you have a hit.
:roll:

Hydro
04-22-2004, 06:17 PM
Uch yeah...R&B and rap.. *puke*

The top ingredients for your R&B / rap whatever hit:

-Lyrics must include:
'...yo...yo...yo...homies...hood...yo...bitches...yo...niggah...yo...yo...in da hood...yo...yo yo f*** ho...yo...yoo...bitch....yo...yoo...whore...yo...yo..'

-Music clip must make up for lack of musical talent with female flesh

Voila...you have a hit.
:roll:

Wow, I never knew you had such talent, Haiw. Ever considered a career in rap music? Fo shizzle, homie?

Ria
04-22-2004, 06:20 PM
Uch yeah...R&B and rap.. *puke*

The top ingredients for your R&B / rap whatever hit:

-Lyrics must include:
'...yo...yo...yo...homies...hood...yo...bitches...yo...niggah...yo...yo...in da hood...yo...yo yo f*** ho...yo...yoo...bitch....yo...yoo...whore...yo...yo..'

-Music clip must make up for lack of musical talent with female flesh

Voila...you have a hit.
:roll:

rofl

The only rap artist I like is Lauryn Hill.

Haiw
04-22-2004, 06:23 PM
Well there's some Dutch rappers that aren't so bad, mainly because they actually have some inspiration, and don't just throw up the usual verbal vomit.

Ria
04-22-2004, 06:27 PM
Well there's some Dutch rappers that aren't so bad, mainly because they actually have some inspiration, and don't just throw up the usual verbal vomit.

Yeah, although I don't listen to them, there are a few rappers out there who, as you say, "actually have some inspiration"...I respect that :)

Hydro
04-22-2004, 06:30 PM
I love listening to old hip hop, now that stuff was really good. The modern equivalent seems to exactly the sort of stuff Haiw is talking about...a real shame...

SwissGrenadier
04-22-2004, 06:56 PM
i agree with what haiw and hydroquip said.MAINSTREAM hip hop is awful music. but "authentic"" rap still exists.nowadays it's called underground or independent hip hop...

the worst song of all time:must be something by 50 cent rofl

Hydro
04-22-2004, 06:58 PM
i agree with what haiw and hydroquip said.MAINSTREAM hip hop is awful music. but "authentic"" rap still exists.nowadays it's called underground or independent hip hop...

the worst song of all time:must be something by 50 cent rofl


Hey, you KNOW I'm a mother****in' P.I.M.P!! ;)

gaz
04-22-2004, 07:02 PM
Uch yeah...R&B and rap.. *puke*

The top ingredients for your R&B / rap whatever hit:

-Lyrics must include:
'...yo...yo...yo...homies...hood...yo...bitches...yo...niggah...yo...yo...in da hood...yo...yo yo f*** ho...yo...yoo...bitch....yo...yoo...whore...yo...yo..'

-Music clip must make up for lack of musical talent with female flesh

Voila...you have a hit.
:roll:

Why do they talk about yo-yos so much? Can they do tricks?

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Romulus
04-22-2004, 07:05 PM
The only rap artist I like is Lauryn Hill.

Well I hope your not a white guy. She hates white people. She still thinks whites are slave owners. Crazy Biatch.

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 07:14 PM
The only rap artist I like is Lauryn Hill.

Well I hope your not a white guy. She hates white people. She still thinks whites are slave owners. Crazy Biatch.

Yeah, didn't she say something like that she rather have her children starving than have white people buying her ****. I guess that's easy to say when you're rich...

SwissGrenadier
04-22-2004, 07:25 PM
i agree with what haiw and hydroquip said.MAINSTREAM hip hop is awful music. but "authentic"" rap still exists.nowadays it's called underground or independent hip hop...

the worst song of all time:must be something by 50 cent rofl


Hey, you KNOW I'm a f***' P.I.M.P!! ;)

hahahaha :)

Ria
04-22-2004, 07:28 PM
Yeah, didn't she say something like that she rather have her children starving than have white people buying her ****. I guess that's easy to say when you're rich...

:| I didn't know that. hmm...now I'm curious. I'd like to see her say it before I believe it though. I hope she didn't :slap:

Hydro
04-22-2004, 07:29 PM
The only rap artist I like is Lauryn Hill.

Well I hope your not a white guy. She hates white people. She still thinks whites are slave owners. Crazy Biatch.

Yeah, didn't she say something like that she rather have her children starving than have white people buying her ****. I guess that's easy to say when you're rich...

What a bigoted thing to say. As you say, easy to say when you're rich.

Haiw
04-22-2004, 07:30 PM
She must hate the Netherlands; we made some pretty good bucks out of slave trading. Let's just hope that'll keep her from trying to bring her music to our country. :D

Ria
04-22-2004, 07:31 PM
She must hate the Netherlands; we made some pretty good bucks out of slave trading. Let's just hope that'll keep her from trying to bring her music to our country. :D

You think that's bad :| I'm half white and half Portuguese...She'd probably shoot me :P

Haiw
04-22-2004, 07:32 PM
I'm sure some of the horndogs here would volunteer to protect you... ;)

Hydro
04-22-2004, 07:33 PM
She must hate the Netherlands; we made some pretty good bucks out of slave trading. Let's just hope that'll keep her from trying to bring her music to our country. :D

You think that's bad :| I'm half white and half Portuguese...She'd probably shoot me :P

I'm British. She'll tear my genitals off with a spoon.

Ria
04-22-2004, 07:34 PM
Nah, I could take her.

umm..maybe...

:|



yes please :D

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 07:38 PM
Not to ruin the funny stuff thatäs goin' on right now but I just had to do some digging...seems what I said earlier was just rumour...

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/lauryn.htm

...but I still don't like her music...

gaz
04-22-2004, 07:38 PM
Just as a matter of interest does someone have a source for the allegations that Lauren Hill is a racist or made those comments?

I'm coming up blank on most news sites, the only place I can find anything about it are on forums like this and all of those people "heard it from some guy I know"...

*EDIT* Well, what do you know, it was a load of crap, who'd have guessed it? :roll:

Thanks Hullebullen.

Hydro
04-22-2004, 07:38 PM
Ruin the funny stuff? RUIN?! YOU'VE KILLED IT, MAN! KILLED IT!

:)

Ria
04-22-2004, 07:40 PM
Not to ruin the funny stuff thatäs goin' on right now but I just had to do some digging...seems what I said earlier was just rumour...

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/lauryn.htm

...but I still don't like her music...

Thank God. I was just about to lose respect for her. Grr@rumours.

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 07:40 PM
Ruin the funny stuff? RUIN?! YOU'VE KILLED IT, MAN! KILLED IT!

:)

I'm sorry, truly sorry...

Ria
04-22-2004, 07:46 PM
Thank God. I was just about to lose respect for her. Grr@rumours.

I mean...aww man Hulle, why'd you go and do that?!!!?


;) :hug:

Haiw
04-22-2004, 07:46 PM
Can't we just rip on her anyway for making crappy music? :P

Hydro
04-22-2004, 07:51 PM
Go for it, my little Dutch friend. She was good with The Fugees though...

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 07:53 PM
Yeah, I'm game...I remember seeing her on, was it MTV Unplugged, and she was playing the guitar to one her songs. People where sitting around her like it's some sort of scout camp and afterwards the interviewer was all worked up about she was playing the guitar. I've been playing for 15 yrs now so I can officially say she sucked...

Ria
04-22-2004, 08:01 PM
Yeah, I'm game...I remember seeing her on, was it MTV Unplugged, and she was playing the guitar to one her songs. People where sitting around her like it's some sort of scout camp and afterwards the interviewer was all worked up about she was playing the guitar. I've been playing for 15 yrs now so I can officially say she sucked...

:lol:

Well, she can sing the hell out of a song, in my opinion :)

NcDeuce
04-22-2004, 08:02 PM
Yeah, I'm game...I remember seeing her on, was it MTV Unplugged, and she was playing the guitar to one her songs. People where sitting around her like it's some sort of scout camp and afterwards the interviewer was all worked up about she was playing the guitar. I've been playing for 15 yrs now so I can officially say she sucked...

You best not be talkin' bout my girl, Sheryl Crow! :D

Ria
04-22-2004, 08:03 PM
You best not be talkin' bout my girl, Sheryl Crow! :D

No, I'm pretty sure he's talking about Lauryn Hill ;)

Sheryl Crow is cool :)

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 08:04 PM
Damn, why did you have to bring that up...ok, ok...so she's got a great voice...but she's still a lousy guitar player and that's what matters in my world...

California Joe
04-22-2004, 08:04 PM
All I know is none of them come close to Chrissy Hinde or especially Annie Lennox, who rules.

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 08:05 PM
Nah, Deuce, me likes Sheryl...

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 08:06 PM
All I know is none of them come close to Chrissy Hinde or especially Annie Lennox, who rules.

...what are you talking about old man...who are these people ;)

Ria
04-22-2004, 08:08 PM
Damn, why did you have to bring that up...ok, ok...so she's got a great voice...but she's still a lousy guitar player and that's what matters in my world...

:lol: Understood Hulle ;)

CJ - I like Annie Lennox too. She sang very well at the Oscars. I love that song, Into the West.

Hydro
04-22-2004, 08:09 PM
All I know is none of them come close to Chrissy Hinde or especially Annie Lennox, who rules.

Chrissy rocks, hard.

California Joe
04-22-2004, 08:11 PM
All I know is none of them come close to Chrissy Hinde or especially Annie Lennox, who rules.

...what are you talking about old man...who are these people ;)

Blasphemer.

NcDeuce
04-22-2004, 08:12 PM
You best not be talkin' bout my girl, Sheryl Crow! :D

No, I'm pretty sure he's talking about Lauryn Hill ;)

Sheryl Crow is cool :)

:hug:


Nah, Deuce, me likes Sheryl...

woot

Hydro
04-22-2004, 08:12 PM
All I know is none of them come close to Chrissy Hinde or especially Annie Lennox, who rules.

...what are you talking about old man...who are these people ;)

Blasphemer.

Burn him, CJ, burn him!

Hullebullen
04-22-2004, 08:14 PM
All I know is none of them come close to Chrissy Hinde or especially Annie Lennox, who rules.

...what are you talking about old man...who are these people ;)

Blasphemer.

Burn him, CJ, burn him!

Et tu, Hydroquip, Et tu...

farmgirl
04-22-2004, 10:09 PM
I heard a song recently that I must nominate.... apparently some people like it, because it is rising quickly on the country charts.... it's called

Red Neck Woman I'm posting the lyrics, but you can't get the full effect unless you hear it.......


Well I aint never
been the barbie doll type
no I can't swig that sweet champaigne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
I want a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Straight
Some people look down on my
But I don't give a rip
I stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby in on my hip

Cause I'm redneck woman
I aint no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charle Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well thier stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on tv
No I don't need no designer tag to make my men want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
I aint no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
I aint no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bo Seafus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah

Nawlins
04-22-2004, 10:49 PM
I heard a song recently that I must nominate.... apparently some people like it, because it is rising quickly on the country charts.... it's called

Red Neck Woman I'm posting the lyrics, but you can't get the full effect unless you hear it.......


Well I aint never
been the barbie doll type
no I can't swig that sweet champaigne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
I want a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Straight
Some people look down on my
But I don't give a rip
I stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby in on my hip

Cause I'm redneck woman
I aint no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charle Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well thier stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on tv
No I don't need no designer tag to make my men want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
I aint no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
I aint no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bo Seafus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yea" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah


Oh dear god...

farmgirl
04-22-2004, 10:59 PM
My sentiments exactly.... can I get a hell yeah? ;)

Hydro
04-22-2004, 11:00 PM
My sentiments exactly.... can I get a hell yeah? ;)

I'm afraid not, budget constraints, y'know...

NcDeuce
04-23-2004, 12:23 AM
My sentiments exactly.... can I get a hell yeah? ;)

That 'One Hot Mama' video cracks me up...that belongs on here! :lol:

Hullebullen
04-23-2004, 07:12 AM
I heard a song recently that I must nominate.... apparently some people like it, because it is rising quickly on the country charts.... it's called

Red Neck Woman I'm posting the lyrics, but you can't get the full effect unless you hear it.......



At first I thought I wondered why I haven't heard it but then I read country charts...none of those in Sweden, me thinks...

ShotOver
04-23-2004, 07:35 AM
Yeah, worst song of all time...

MC Hammer - 2 legit 2 quit

"TOO LEGIT, TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!"

Funny stuff.
Swedish hiphop group "Looptroop" is very, very good. If you see any of their records in shops, don't hesitate to buy it.

Hullebullen
04-23-2004, 07:45 AM
Yeah, but they were even better way back when they rapped in Swedish...but I guess that would be hard for non-Swedes to appreciate... ;)

cut
04-23-2004, 07:45 AM
No that song....I can't remember the name but I know a few of the words...something about saving a queen...!
God save our (something something) Queen, well it's the worst song that I've ever heard and after it's sung these lager louts tend to go about smashing up the place and starting fights with anyone who'll fight with them! rofl

go **** yourself :D

ShotOver
04-23-2004, 07:46 AM
Yeah, i got a few all swedish songs of theirs, i also listen to "Petter" some really good stuff.

SwissGrenadier
04-23-2004, 07:54 AM
hehe looptroop ****ing rock!!!

when the long arm of the law is grabbingyou,backstabbing you, police cars passing you,on dark avenues maglights flashing you,pigs harrassing you breaking you down,smashing you

hullebullen you know Stacs Of Stamina?

Hullebullen
04-23-2004, 07:57 AM
I've never heard of them. Hip-hop ain't really my bag. Though there are some acts out there that actually has something to say I haven't got the energy to dig through all the crap that's currently going on in that scene...is it worth digging up you mean?

Hullebullen
04-23-2004, 08:17 AM
My sentiments exactly.... can I get a hell yeah? ;)


Hell yeah, that will be great soundtrack when I take my 4-wheel drive pick-up truck out...if I had one, that is...


By the way, if you like Americana/alternative country you should look up the swedish singer Christian Kjellvander...

SwissGrenadier
04-23-2004, 08:45 AM
I've never heard of them. Hip-hop ain't really my bag. Though there are some acts out there that actually has something to say I haven't got the energy to dig through all the crap that's currently going on in that scene...is it worth digging up you mean?

well, they're from sweden too and their music is very good to say the least.if u like DnB u should definitly check them out ;)