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Ngati Tumatauenga
01-19-2007, 10:59 PM
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102805


The problem with Africa is that its full of f*cking Africans.....Those living the traditional way would be permitted to continue as a sort of living antique.......Anyone not getting with the program gets whacked.


The problem with Africa is that it used to have bigoted ****wits with your attitude in charge of it.

cosimo

MP.net Dumbarse of the week

15 - 19 Jan 07

rhino
01-19-2007, 11:01 PM
a well earned recognission, well done

cosimo!!!!!!!!SPEECH!!!!!!!!

Ghelp
01-19-2007, 11:02 PM
Question.I just found about this award.Any way was WetKnife disqualified as the Dumbarse of the week for being suspended.Or was he still in the running.

shocker1
01-19-2007, 11:03 PM
The problem with Africa is that it used to have bigoted ****wits with your attitude in charge of it.

Very true statement. Good choice for a call out.

D-gin
01-19-2007, 11:06 PM
Nice choice Ngati.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3567/sealrw7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Congratulations cosimo.

Kant
01-19-2007, 11:14 PM
I voted for D-Gin.
Buggar:-(

Clete Torres
01-19-2007, 11:15 PM
The problem with Africa is that it used to have bigoted ****wits with your attitude in charge of it.

Hey buddy, you ever see the HIV statistics in Africa? Can't blame everything on the bigoted ****wits.

D-gin
01-19-2007, 11:16 PM
I voted for D-Gin.
Buggar:-(

Go play with the dolphins sailor boy.p-)

Aerosoul
01-19-2007, 11:19 PM
There certainly is no shortage of candidates.

lunny
01-19-2007, 11:21 PM
Hey buddy, you ever see the HIV statistics in Africa? Can't blame everything on the bigoted ****wits.


I think he has a really good point.

D-gin
01-19-2007, 11:22 PM
I love his statement here:
Hey, I don't care what was done in the past. I'm talking about now. They've had plenty of time to sort themselves out. Lets not blame western empires and that other sh*t. Stay in the here and now. They just love munching khat, raising hell and spreading disease. F*ck em I say.
I suppose the women are ok. They do all the work after call. Perhaps just whack the men.
I won't claim that I was being sarcastic. I'm not clever enough for that.

I think someone needs to go pick up a history book.

Ngati Tumatauenga
01-19-2007, 11:25 PM
Question.I just found about this award.Any way was WetKnife disqualified as the Dumbarse of the week for being suspended.Or was he still in the running.

There's only one rule. So far.

Suspension/banning invalidates a prospectives candidacy for this most prestigious award.

That's why Wetknife, Alan, lankan tiger forfeited their opportunity to contribute constructively to the ongoing wonder that is, MP.net.

Instead they continue to waste e-rations and thieve e-oxygen whilst doing two tenths of **** all that is any use to anyone.

Or at least they will if/when they come back.

Kant
01-19-2007, 11:32 PM
I personally thought that GunnyUk was a shoo in.
Oh well.

Ngati Tumatauenga
01-19-2007, 11:36 PM
Hey buddy, you ever see the HIV statistics in Africa? Can't blame everything on the bigoted ****wits.


Hey sport, ever spent any time in Africa?

How long?

Where?

Colonialism came long before HIV.

getl0st
01-19-2007, 11:37 PM
They let anyone on the Inturdnet nowadays...

Bryson C
01-19-2007, 11:46 PM
Congrats cosimo, well done.

Clete Torres
01-19-2007, 11:46 PM
Never been to Africa, Ngati. But I do watch a little Oprah Winfrey from time to time. That's got to count for something.

Aerosoul
01-19-2007, 11:47 PM
Never been to Africa, Ngati. But I do watch a little Oprah Winfrey from time to time. That's got to count for something.
roflrofl...

Clete Torres
01-19-2007, 11:48 PM
Hey man don't laugh. It's a good show. Very topical.

D-gin
01-19-2007, 11:48 PM
Never been to Africa, Ngati. But I do watch a little Oprah Winfrey from time to time. That's got to count for something.

Smartarse of the week.......rofl

Aerosoul
01-19-2007, 11:50 PM
You know Oprah used to live here in Nashville. She won the Miss Black Tennessee Beauty Pageant.

Chops
01-19-2007, 11:51 PM
a well earned recognission, well done

cosimo!!!!!!!!SPEECH!!!!!!!!

He can't. I just suspended him. :)

shocker1
01-19-2007, 11:52 PM
You know Oprah used to live here in Nashville. She won the Miss Black Tennessee Beauty Pageant.
Thats racist how could Oprah be part of such a race based program. p-)

On a serious note she has done alot for the Chattanooga Food Bank.

rhino
01-19-2007, 11:53 PM
He can't. I just suspended him. :)


does that meen he looses the title???? Ngati???

Aerosoul
01-19-2007, 11:59 PM
No, not if he was suspended after the award.

Ngati Tumatauenga
01-20-2007, 12:00 AM
Never been to Africa, Ngati. But I do watch a little Oprah Winfrey from time to time. That's got to count for something.


Sure it does, sport.

About two-tenths of **** all when adjusted for exchange rates and inflation.

Chops
01-20-2007, 12:02 AM
No, not if he was suspended after the award.

Correct. And thanks to Ngati for drawing this asshat to our attention.

D-gin
01-20-2007, 12:07 AM
He can't. I just suspended him. :)

That's to bad, I was hoping he would get a new avatar.....Oh well there's always next week.

Ghelp
01-20-2007, 12:11 AM
Thanks for the clarification on the rules for this great award.

Ngati Tumatauenga
01-20-2007, 12:14 AM
Correct. And thanks to Ngati for drawing this asshat to our attention.

That's me, OC MP.net ISTAR assets.p-)

Ghostryder
01-20-2007, 12:15 AM
Hmmm, good choice.

Clete Torres
01-20-2007, 12:15 AM
Sure it does, sport.

About two-tenths of **** all when adjusted for exchange rates and inflation.

LOL. What about you? In Africa I mean. What parts have you been to.

Ezekiel25:17
01-20-2007, 12:18 AM
Damn! Nagati, I was hoping you chose Lankan Tiger but him being ban is good enough. Hope it was a perma ban.

cosimo, speech??!!!!

rhino
01-20-2007, 12:19 AM
He can't. I just suspended him. :)


he got choppedp-)

beNder
01-20-2007, 12:26 AM
Damn! Nagati, I was hoping you chose Lankan Tiger but him being ban is good enough. Hope it was a perma ban.

cosimo, speech??!!!!


Got a link for Lankan Tiger?

SoliDeoGloria
01-20-2007, 12:27 AM
This is the part of the discussion where we all point and laugh and Cosimo for being such an ass hat that he got chopped....cause now all he can do is watch and read quietly....time out sucks =) *points and laughs and cosimo*

D-gin
01-20-2007, 12:29 AM
Got a link for Lankan Tiger?

Here's a great post by him.......

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2243744&postcount=91

Morboute
01-20-2007, 12:30 AM
here are all of them

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/search.php?searchid=640330

beNder
01-20-2007, 12:31 AM
Thanks gents.

Ngati Tumatauenga
01-20-2007, 12:32 AM
LOL. What about you? In Africa I mean. What parts have you been to.

Kenya, Tanzania and Somalia.

boone
01-20-2007, 01:52 AM
Fu*k I thought I had it this week with my post to the Mods.

IraGlacialis
01-20-2007, 02:02 AM
DeltaWhisky made me sad with his edict of suspension. WetKnife had great potential of becoming a dumbarse of the week.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102805&page=2

Originally Posted by WetKnife

Originally Posted by IraGlacialis
What the hell is wrong with you?! Just because of a few tyrannical goverments and unscrupulous rebels, you are advocating fullscale genocide?
And what is with the Christian comment? A lot of the tyrants and guerillas are "Christians".
I am not a tolerant person and I am nonPC . I do not tolerate an anti-Christian belief system , or knuckleheads who spouse anti-Christian rheotoric . Something is wrong with me because I think Africa should stay Christian and not move into the Muslim sphere of influence. I am so happy Eitheopia has overrun Muslim rich Somalia with help from of USA and cast it out . I do not tolerate people questioning my mental status based on my love of nonlove of humanity .

Do me a favor and teach your tolerance of B/S PC dumbassessness to someone else . I see your 18 years old . Man do you have alot of growing up to do . Probably in college learning how to be a mindless liberal , while conservatives work their 40 hours + to support their families and pay their taxes. If you have not served in the military then why do you post here. I am wasting my time with you . Go smoke some more dope and fingerbang some young cheerleader and leave the talking to real men.

You wanna know what I have been doing for the last 5 nights. As a volunteer firefighter I have been to a rash of arson fires around my town . Probably some 18 y/o retard is going around burning **** down every night to protest somebodies civil liberties being trashed by G.W.B.
WetKnife, this "PC, dope-smoking, fingerbanging liberal" salutes you.:bash:

Ghostryder
01-20-2007, 02:33 AM
I am not a tolerant person and I am nonPC . I do not tolerate an anti-Christian belief system , or knuckleheads who spouse anti-Christian rheotoric . Something is wrong with me because I think Africa should stay Christian and not move into the Muslim sphere of influence. I am so happy Eitheopia has overrun Muslim rich Somalia with help from of USA and cast it out . I do not tolerate people questioning my mental status based on my love of nonlove of humanity .

Do me a favor and teach your tolerance of B/S PC dumbassessness to someone else . I see your 18 years old . Man do you have alot of growing up to do . Probably in college learning how to be a mindless liberal , while conservatives work their 40 hours + to support their families and pay their taxes. If you have not served in the military then why do you post here. I am wasting my time with you . Go smoke some more dope and fingerbang some young cheerleader and leave the talking to real men.

You wanna know what I have been doing for the last 5 nights. As a volunteer firefighter I have been to a rash of arson fires around my town . Probably some 18 y/o retard is going around burning **** down every night to protest somebodies civil liberties being trashed by G.W.B.

Ha, what a ****ing idiot, he would have made the shortlist for sure.

shocker1
01-20-2007, 02:40 AM
Ha, what a ****ing idiot, he would have made the shortlist for sure.
No doubt, he is no Christian there is to much hate in him. That thread was a disaster thanks to a bunch of idiots.

Kant
01-20-2007, 02:46 AM
fingerbang some young cheerleader

And that's a bad thing ?
Thank god I'm fairly liberal.

ZaakM433
01-20-2007, 02:47 AM
DeltaWhisky made me sad with his edict of suspension. WetKnife had great potential of becoming a dumbarse of the week.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102805&page=2

WetKnife, this "PC, dope-smoking, fingerbanging liberal" salutes you.:bash:

Finger bang! bang! Bang! bang! Finger bang! bang! Bang! bang!

Ghostryder
01-20-2007, 03:08 AM
Okay guys here's tomorrow's schedule:

we meet tomorrow morning on the quad at 1:00pm sharp for smoking up and the daily cheerleader finger banging. After that we'll go egg some people working a 40 hour week while our parents smoke cigars, drive Mercedes, and act like the dirty joos they are. And tonight, we go out and light random buildings on fire to protest the current administration and relieve our angst.

boone
01-20-2007, 03:15 AM
mmmmmm.finger-banging a cheerleader

IraGlacialis
01-20-2007, 03:19 AM
Okay guys here's tomorrow's schedule:

we meet tomorrow morning on the quad at 1:00pm sharp for smoking up and the daily cheerleader finger banging. After that we'll go egg some people working a 40 hour week while our parents smoke cigars, drive Mercedes, and act like the dirty joos they are. And tonight, we go out and light random buildings on fire to protest the current administration and relieve our angst.
I, as the main liberal in the group, will supply the hookah. And we will set these buildings on fire by throwing burning American flags into the windows. The conservative fascists will never see it coming. If we still have angst left after the burning, I have some razors that we can cut ourselves with.

EvanL
01-20-2007, 03:19 AM
mmmmmm.finger-banging a cheerleader
http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00149328.zoom.a.jpg

Ghostryder
01-20-2007, 03:23 AM
And can we burn a flag in the process?

Only if we wipe our arses with it first, Hail Stalin!

Rotorhead
01-20-2007, 09:38 AM
Damn, there's a lot of choices out there. But it does seem like a good one was made, congrats. I especially liked The problem with Africa is that its full of f*cking Africans. That's gold.

Thor
01-20-2007, 10:02 AM
I don't like genocidal comments, but let's not make this into a white-man-is-to-blame-for-everything thread.

Hong Kong was a colony too, and they're doing quite well.

Lancero
01-20-2007, 11:10 AM
IMHO this one is probably the best deserved DOTW award ever!


The problem with Africa is that its full of f*cking Africans.


He should be banned!

James
01-20-2007, 01:36 PM
That's to bad, I was hoping he would get a new avatar.....Oh well there's always next week.

Oh, he will when he comes back. ;)

DaGreatRV
01-20-2007, 02:01 PM
I usually have the tendancy to post something like 'think before you post' or 'the first one you have to convince in an argument is yourself' and 'be self critical'.

I would like to educate these people, with their 'my religion is the best' and 'your part of the world is bad, because teh evilz bad black people are there'. :cantbeli:
But it's just not worth the effort IMO :-(, I've got better things to waste my time on. :|

D-gin
01-20-2007, 07:23 PM
Oh, he will when he comes back. ;)

Your a good man James.rofl

sferrin
01-20-2007, 07:58 PM
Give him this one:

ctcboy
01-21-2007, 12:02 AM
Damn I had such high hopes for Lankan Tiger.

ZaakM433
01-21-2007, 12:18 AM
Hmm...

I think there may just be Africans in Africa.

FutureMcDonaldsEmployee
01-21-2007, 12:38 AM
that's it, this thread is being locked


http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/locks/lock.png


LOCKED

D-gin
01-21-2007, 12:40 AM
that's it, this thread is being locked
LOCKED

Just wondering but when did you become a MOD.

Aerosoul
01-21-2007, 12:41 AM
FutureMarine is old school mp.net. He's alright.

D-gin
01-21-2007, 12:42 AM
FutureMarine is old school mp.net. He's alright.

I was just being a smart ass......It's one of the only things I can do with consistency.

Aerosoul
01-21-2007, 12:43 AM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5854/smartasses7kp.jpg

D-gin
01-21-2007, 12:44 AM
^^^^rofl rofl

kamarian
01-21-2007, 09:56 AM
Thats Gold!

8thidpathfinderpower
01-21-2007, 12:55 PM
Okay guys here's tomorrow's schedule:

we meet tomorrow morning on the quad at 1:00pm sharp for smoking up and the daily cheerleader finger banging. After that we'll go egg some people working a 40 hour week while our parents smoke cigars, drive Mercedes, and act like the dirty joos they are. And tonight, we go out and light random buildings on fire to protest the current administration and relieve our angst.

Sounds like a plan!!!! I'll go to the U of U and see if zi can get some nimble minxs from there, you go get beer and soda pop, and the mercedes, and we will be ready!!!

8thidpathfinderpower
01-21-2007, 01:10 PM
http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00149328.zoom.a.jpgyou just had to post a pic of my mommy and spoil the mood, didn't you?!

8thidpathfinderpower
01-21-2007, 01:16 PM
Cosimo is a dedicated Rocket scientist...a part-time brain surgon, and a full time scholar when he isn't trying to blow himself up and give himself a frontal lobotomy

cosimo
02-05-2007, 04:12 PM
I was joking chaps. I was enjoying my 15 mins of fame until the stick came out and I was unable to explain myself. I'll use the emoticons next time I dabble in sarcasm.

dedbunniez
02-05-2007, 04:43 PM
so...did cosimo get suspended again? I see "suspended for infractions" but he posted 27 minutes ago? It would be very humerous if he was...

WetKnife
02-06-2007, 05:06 AM
You missed the best part of that thread (See Below). as posted byIraGlacialis




Quote:
Originally Posted by WetKnife http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2243400#post2243400)
I am not a tolerant person and I am nonPC . I do not tolerate an anti-Christian belief system , or knuckleheads who spouse anti-Christian rheotoric . Something is wrong with me because I think Africa should stay Christian and not move into the Muslim sphere of influence. I am so happy Eitheopia has overrun Muslim rich Somalia with help from of USA and cast it out . I do not tolerate people questioning my mental status based on my love of nonlove of humanity .

Do me a favor and teach your tolerance of B/S PC dumbassessness to someone else . I see your 18 years old . Man do you have alot of growing up to do . Probably in college learning how to be a mindless liberal , while conservatives work their 40 hours + to support their families and pay their taxes. If you have not served in the military then why do you post here. I am wasting my time with you . Go smoke some more dope and fingerbang some young cheerleader and leave the talking to real men.

You wanna know what I have been doing for the last 5 nights. As a volunteer firefighter I have been to a rash of arson fires around my town . Probably some 18 y/o retard is going around burning **** down every night to protest somebodies civil liberties being trashed by G.W.B.

rofl Age doesn't always equate wisdom. Your post suggest that you dont tolerate a true Christian (as in the one proposed by Christ himself) belief sytem.
Just because I am defensive of religions (mainly the Abrahamic ones because they get the most crap thrown at them) doesn't mean that I am PC. I despise fundamental PC with a passion.
Yes I am going into college. Does that mean that I will become some pretentious pot smoker? No. Infact I am going into college because I plan to assist the military by a getting a degree in aerospace engineering, not some obscure liberal art degree.

BTW, I one of the most morally conservative people in my school and found your cheerleader comment offensive. Besides, I hate cheerleaders. Many of them made my middle school years a living hell.

Ghostryder
02-06-2007, 05:16 AM
You missed the best part of that thread (See Below). as posted byIraGlacialis




Quote:
Originally Posted by WetKnife http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2243400#post2243400)
I am not a tolerant person and I am nonPC . I do not tolerate an anti-Christian belief system , or knuckleheads who spouse anti-Christian rheotoric . Something is wrong with me because I think Africa should stay Christian and not move into the Muslim sphere of influence. I am so happy Eitheopia has overrun Muslim rich Somalia with help from of USA and cast it out . I do not tolerate people questioning my mental status based on my love of nonlove of humanity .

Do me a favor and teach your tolerance of B/S PC dumbassessness to someone else . I see your 18 years old . Man do you have alot of growing up to do . Probably in college learning how to be a mindless liberal , while conservatives work their 40 hours + to support their families and pay their taxes. If you have not served in the military then why do you post here. I am wasting my time with you . Go smoke some more dope and fingerbang some young cheerleader and leave the talking to real men.

You wanna know what I have been doing for the last 5 nights. As a volunteer firefighter I have been to a rash of arson fires around my town . Probably some 18 y/o retard is going around burning **** down every night to protest somebodies civil liberties being trashed by G.W.B.

rofl Age doesn't always equate wisdom. Your post suggest that you dont tolerate a true Christian (as in the one proposed by Christ himself) belief sytem.
Just because I am defensive of religions (mainly the Abrahamic ones because they get the most crap thrown at them) doesn't mean that I am PC. I despise fundamental PC with a passion.
Yes I am going into college. Does that mean that I will become some pretentious pot smoker? No. Infact I am going into college because I plan to assist the military by a getting a degree in aerospace engineering, not some obscure liberal art degree.

BTW, I one of the most morally conservative people in my school and found your cheerleader comment offensive. Besides, I hate cheerleaders. Many of them made my middle school years a living hell.

Who the **** cares?? Your an abrasive insulting arse. Questions? Comments?

IraGlacialis
02-06-2007, 07:34 AM
WetKnife, what are you trying to prove by highlighting my comment about cheerleaders? All that pot has addled my brains and makes it hard for me to comprehend things, so I will need some help figuring out what that post was supposed to mean.

Ngati Tumatauenga
02-06-2007, 02:29 PM
You missed the best part of that thread

Hey cracker, back so soon?



I'll take bet's on how long it takes you to step on your dick this time.

WetKnife
02-06-2007, 03:34 PM
About the same time I could take you apart .

kosse
02-06-2007, 03:37 PM
About the same time I could take you apart .
You are funny.

gaz
02-06-2007, 03:38 PM
About the same time I could take you apart .

You're a surgeon? That's really cool but presumably you'd need the help of an entire surgical team so I'm not sure that counts.

foxtrot023
02-06-2007, 04:14 PM
About the same time I could take you apart .

wow, just wow. This is the first time I have seen a guy actively announcing himself as DotW material before the judge

beNder
02-06-2007, 04:38 PM
Veryyyyy interestink! *klink voice*

Niels
02-06-2007, 04:46 PM
About the same time I could take you apart .
Hi, you're almost as old as California Joseph. Are you having your post-midlife-crisis too?

P.S. My compliments. Most old people I know don't even know how to turn on a computer, let alone type something on the internets. Keep it up. (with viagra if necessary)

Ngati Tumatauenga
02-06-2007, 11:41 PM
About the same time I could take you apart .


Sure you could, cracker, sure you could.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/image.php?u=29137&dateline=1168519188&type=profile


Best start cutting down on the donuts first though old man.rofl

Clete Torres
02-06-2007, 11:52 PM
LOL. That guy is in bad shape too because you just know he was sucking his gut in when they snapped that photo and he still looks like a lard ass.

Chops
02-07-2007, 05:00 AM
Fat boy's gone on holiday. Again.

Ghostryder
02-07-2007, 05:16 AM
Fat boy's gone on holiday. Again.

Oh Snizzap...

IraGlacialis
02-07-2007, 10:52 PM
Hey Ngati, are you sure you can't make an exception for WetKnife for this week? He really seems to want the position. I am giving this post of recommendation, being the pot smoker that I am.

Beowulf
02-08-2007, 12:16 AM
About the same time I could take you apart .

what's this guy's story?

He must be hardcore.

Ghostryder
02-08-2007, 12:22 AM
what's this guy's story?

He must be hardcore.

Some old squid with a stick up his ass

I am not a tolerant person and I am nonPC . I do not tolerate an anti-Christian belief system , or knuckleheads who spouse anti-Christian rheotoric . Something is wrong with me because I think Africa should stay Christian and not move into the Muslim sphere of influence. I am so happy Eitheopia has overrun Muslim rich Somalia with help from of USA and cast it out . I do not tolerate people questioning my mental status based on my love of nonlove of humanity .

Do me a favor and teach your tolerance of B/S PC dumbassessness to someone else . I see your 18 years old . Man do you have alot of growing up to do . Probably in college learning how to be a mindless liberal , while conservatives work their 40 hours + to support their families and pay their taxes. If you have not served in the military then why do you post here. I am wasting my time with you . Go smoke some more dope and fingerbang some young cheerleader and leave the talking to real men.

You wanna know what I have been doing for the last 5 nights. As a volunteer firefighter I have been to a rash of arson fires around my town . Probably some 18 y/o retard is going around burning **** down every night to protest somebodies civil liberties being trashed by G.W.B.

RomanS
02-08-2007, 12:24 AM
You guys should seriously consider leaving some of the tallented ones hanging around instead of Suspending them.

Its like the gladiator times, and us all being the good Romans watching the action. Which ofcourse happens when one of those tallented ones insults a mod or a respected memmber in here.

Feed him to the lions, feed him to the lions.

See... he cant answer back. Thats what makes it more fun.

ublekuh
02-08-2007, 12:24 AM
As an African i am offended.

RomanS
02-08-2007, 12:25 AM
As an African i am offended.

At what, my african friend?

dedbunniez
02-08-2007, 12:39 PM
Wetknife is a funny funny man.

BTW ublekuh I like the omega 7 quote. I miss the little guy.