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Uncle Sam
04-22-2004, 10:53 AM
http://www.*******.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4909440


MEXICO CITY (*******) - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales.

Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.

Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told *******.

"We saw the flesh and the tamales, and our first impression was that he was making tamales with the flesh of the deceased, although it has yet to be confirmed," Lorena Cortes, a spokeswoman for Michoacan state prosecutors, said.

But she also told ******* by telephone that Machuca, 56, may just have been trying to dispose of the body. Police say he stabbed the man through the heart in a fight after they had drunk together.

Tamales are made of packets of maize dough with a savory or sweet filling, typically wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. They often contain pork or chicken.

Mr Gently Benevolent
04-22-2004, 10:56 AM
Tamales are made of packets of maize dough with a savory or sweet filling, typically wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. They often contain pork, chicken or people.
No point in wasting good meat. :)

Stavka
04-22-2004, 11:16 AM
Meat is sweet,
for us to eat.
Eating people
is kinda neat.

Hey, I made a poem! woot

Romulus
04-22-2004, 06:16 PM
MMMMM..mmmm.....mmmm thats good eats.

Abolith
04-22-2004, 06:39 PM
Tastes great, Less filling!

SeanAshi
04-22-2004, 07:58 PM
We all know not to drink the water well..don't eat their food either.

Uncle Sam
04-22-2004, 08:06 PM
We all know not to drink the water well..don't eat their food either.

You get diarrhea and become a cannibal, all in the same place. What more could you ask for.

American Patriot
04-22-2004, 08:17 PM
Cool. Now he can spend the rest of his life taking tamales up his ass.

Vance
04-22-2004, 08:42 PM
That's one hot tamale.



*Waits for laughter that never comes*

Romulus
04-22-2004, 08:59 PM
Cool. Now he can spend the rest of his life taking tamales up his ass.
rofl

Muy Bueno!!!!