MP.net Dumbarse of the week 29 Jan - 2 Feb 07

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Another DAOTW first, an awardee earning his mantle with a post from another site entirely.


We are after all talking about people who still live in MUD houses in the middle of the phucking desert!!! I still say we deploy our tactical nukes and glass over the flipping country and get them sand nigas into check - after using a nuke once over there they will all fall in line rather fast. They forget what we did to Japan after they fought so harshly and impossibly, we just firebombed them and then dropped the nukes! WHOOOOMMMM FLASH GONE!
Posted Jan-15-2007 by "realnola"

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=103772

realnola aka KevinNardelle

MP.net Dumbarse of the week

29 Jan - 2 Feb 07

Too bad grey spawn got binned, he was a dead cert this week.

[Ghostryder]

An inspired choice, if I don't say so myself.

How about a speech? Say something to all your sand niga fans out there, Kev!

I say change his avatar to some random Iraqi guy.

[EvanL]

bababooey bababooey bababooey howard sterns penis!

[Hellfish]

Outstanding choice. That guy is a tool.

[playtym]

Outstanding choice. That guy is a tool.

It's a pity that Irishguard got himself suspended though - I was really rooting for him.

[kamarian]

Is this guy for real? If so, perfect choice for DAOW

[8thidpathfinderpower]

bababooey bababooey bababooey howard sterns penis!



Is this the MP.net DAOTW awardee maiting call?????

[Deftoner]

Is this the MP.net DAOTW awardee maiting call?????

They should not be allowd to mate.... ;)





Well done to the dumbarse.

[getl0st]

Welcome to the club

[LRPV]

...and in the next frame he shot himself in the foot woot

[playtym]

...and in the next frame he shot himself in the foot woot

Did the LSD experiment start already? I could have sworn there was a picture there. Oh well.....

[kosse]

Excellent choice!

[Switek]

KevinNardelle, accept my congratulations!!!! Great job...
keep it doing
;)

[LRPV]

Did the LSD experiment start already? I could have sworn there was a picture there. Oh well.....

WTF!!!!!!????? Someone is playing with my head! Where is the 'cop' with the shottie pointed near his foot? Digrar....? (put it back please...just to prove our sanity)

*Asks: Are we going mad in this thread?*

[getl0st]

OK, I'll put it back



http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/member.php?u=29906

[playtym]

OK, I'll put it back



http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/member.php?u=29906

I feel sane again....

Thank you.

[LRPV]

woot I am sane after-all!

[Deftoner]

Regardless of what a dumbarse he is on the forum.... I don't think posting his pic and making fun of it is necessary. If it is him...he is doing a dangerous and important job....

If its an airsoft pic....BURN HIMMMMM!!!

Just my ZAR 2c

[LRPV]

Perhaps you are right deffy, but....this off tgopic and humour and he posted the pic on the web. Fair game I say. Be it through photos or text banter, we often pull the piss out of each other.....remember the slaves?:) So its all in jest and not to be taken to heart. The guy got his gong...hopefully he'll post some humourous repartee here and move on from his Ngati-ing.

[Deftoner]

Perhaps you are right deffy, but....this off tgopic and humour and he posted the pic on the web. Fair game I say. Be it through photos or text banter, we often pull the piss out of each other.....remember the slaves?:) So its all in jest and not to be taken to heart. The guy got his gong...hopefully he'll post some humourous repartee here and move on from his Ngati-ing.

Sorry.... serious moment there....p-) I don't really care.



I go make pee pee on boss's tires...

[LRPV]

Sorry.... serious moment there....p-) I don't really care.



I go make pee pee on boss's tires...

Now THERE is a proper OTH reponse! :p

[playtym]

Just my ZAR 2c

Well that's practically worthless then, isn't it? Not even worth the bandwidth it used up. p-)


Perhaps you are right deffy, but....this off tgopic and humour and he posted the pic on the web. Fair game I say. Be it through photos or text banter, we often pull the piss out of each other.....remember the slaves?:) So its all in jest and not to be taken to heart. The guy got his gong...hopefully he'll post some humourous repartee here and move on from his Ngati-ing.

You think we're joking about the slaves? Deftoner, he thinks we're joking about the slaves. rofl

[Deftoner]

Well that's practically worthless then, isn't it? Not even worth the bandwidth it used up. p-)

You think we're joking about the slaves? Deftoner, he thinks we're joking about the slaves. rofl

I guess it is worthless..... :(

Thats the first and last time I show compassion. :)


I think the jokes on them..... "exported biltong" ;)

[Macs.]

Its taken out of context. You gotta see that he said that he just posted this to see how far he can go with the comments on LiveLeak.com.

If that is true is another question.

[kosse]

Its taken out of context. You gotta see that he said that he just posted this to see how far he can go with the comments on LiveLeak.com.

If that is true is another question.
It certainly would be easy to get away with trolling and insults if that explanation was valid. I used to be a quite a mumin troll myself but atleast I never came up with stupid excuses p-)

[gaijinsamurai]

I nitice his join date is Jan2007. I predict he'll have a short life here on MP.net.

[DeltaWhisky58]

I nitice his join date is Jan2007. I predict he'll have a short life here on MP.net.

10/10 - Understatement of the week award!

[Makita]

10/10 - Understatement of the week award!

Agreed in full.

[Bryson C]

Lol. Good choice.

[Echo300]

Congratulations!

[Ironsight06]

It's scary that these kind of people are actually in Law Enforcement.

If true of course.

[SBL]

I didn't realize GreySpawn got the boot. All my money was on that horse.

[daily666]

I didn't realize GreySpawn got the boot. All my money was on that horse.


Yeah, he was the real amusement of the Russian - Polish lovethreads.


Good choice Ngati!

And congratulations dumbarse, you've done an excellent job being a knobhead.

[DeltaWhisky58]

I didn't realize GreySpawn got the boot. All my money was on that horse.

Sorry for spoiling your bet - he flamed the hell out of me for issuing him with a 6pt. flaming infraction, and then opened up two new accounts and flamed me with those as well - the rest is history.

But yes, he was a prime candidate, but no loss.
:bash:

[EvanL]

Sorry for spoiling your bet - he flamed the hell out of me for issuing him with a 6pt. flaming infraction, and then opened up two new accounts and flamed me with those as well - the rest is history.

But yes, he was a prime candidate, but no loss.
:bash:
Your mums a prime candidate!

[DeltaWhisky58]

Your mums a prime candidate!

As you said Evan in your PM - it's asshattery. Some things you gert off with, some you don't. This is one where you don't - Cya

[Oxley]

Your mums a prime candidate!

Mate, No. You don't bring up peoples mothers. I don't know how you blokes do it, but still. Secure yourself.

[EvanL]

As you said Evan in your PM - it's asshattery - Cya.
At its finest!

[DeltaWhisky58]

Mate, No. You don't bring up peoples mothers. I don't know how you blokes do it, but still. Secure yourself.

I have no problem with Evan apart from his never ending propensity for making himself look a total jackass, but that is going too far I'm afraid.

[daily666]

Was Evan's post on purpose? I don't get it.

[Switek]

Sorry for spoiling your bet - he flamed the hell out of me for issuing him with a 6pt. flaming infraction, and then opened up two new accounts and flamed me with those as well - the rest is history.

But yes, he was a prime candidate, but no loss.
:bash:

seems he has gone forever... I don't wanna miss him :)

[Hydro]

Evan was obviously trying to be funny, and failed. Again.

[Switek]

Evan was obviously trying to be funny, and failed. Again.

some people suffer for lack of Scottish sense of humor... happens ;)

[DeltaWhisky58]

seems he has gone forever... I don't wanna miss him :)

I take it you mean GreySpawn - yes, gone for ever. Evan - he's just on vacation learning to mind his manners.

[Ghostryder]

He tried and failed *Raises Mug, pours a little out.*

[DeltaWhisky58]

Evan was obviously trying to be funny, and failed. Again.

I've got as good a sense of humour as anyone else - that IMO wasn't funny.

[daily666]

I've got as good a sense of humour as anyone else - that IMO wasn't funny.

Even slightly...:(

[Hydro]

It would be funny if I was saying it to my mates, but randomly out of the blue? No.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Even slightly...:(

No, but if you want an infraction too, you can have one, that'd be funny!

:bash:

[Oxley]

I see it, as well does all my mates that you don't joke about family. If you bring up fathers or mothers you get your head stomped. Its the way it is.

[RomanS]

As you said Evan in your PM - it's asshattery. Some things you gert off with, some you don't. This is one where you don't - Cya

I saw that coming rofl

I think mother, is a holly name you dont mess with in no culture or nationality.

[DeltaWhisky58]

I saw that coming rofl

I think mother, is a holly name you dont mess with in no culture or nationality.

Holly is a spiky leaf we hang up at christmas, I think you mean holy Roman ;-)

[Hellfish]

Can we nominate Evan for next week's Dumbarse?

[RomanS]

Holly is a spiky leaf we hang up at christmas, I think you mean holy Roman ;-)

Still learning English

Yes, you just dont mess with mother.

[Hydro]

I see it, as well does all my mates that you don't joke about family. If you bring up fathers or mothers you get your head stomped. Its the way it is.




We do it all the time, but it's never a personal attack on a mother, it's just the word "mum". It's like when you say "that's really gay" but you don't actually mean it's homosexual. But we've got an understanding that won't wash with strangers.

[daily666]

No, but if you want an infraction too, you can have one, that'd be funny!

:bash:

Hey, I meant it wasn't funny even slightly. No need to be offended.

[Switek]

Can we nominate Evan for next week's Dumbarse?

It depends how long his vacations will last...

[Oxley]

We do it all the time, but it's never a personal attack on a mother, it's just the word "mum". It's like when you say "that's really gay" but you don't actually mean it's homosexual. But we've got an understanding that won't wash with strangers.

Nah, we don't even "your mum". Maybe younger kids do it. Like your old mate 15 year old, but past that it gets... well, it just gets bad.

Sorry man, but my mum just left the country, I will never see her again so I am in a bit of a Mum mood. So to speak.

[Switek]

We do it all the time, but it's never a personal attack on a mother, it's just the word "mum". It's like when you say "that's really gay" but you don't actually mean it's homosexual. But we've got an understanding that won't wash with strangers.

British - American differences in common English?

[beNder]

So, was this guy a cop or what?

[DeltaWhisky58]

British - American differences in common English?

Yes, we speak English, Americans speak ... ... ... well, err ... ... ... American?

Dunno?

Give up woot

[Hydro]

British - American differences in common English?


Not really, it's just me and my friends know that nothing is meant by it. Think of it like JD and Turk in Scrubs making fun of each other for being white and black, you're mates so it just flows.

[Ghostryder]

So, was this guy a cop or what?

Ex LEO, currently temping as an asshat.

[Ghostryder]

Not really, it's just me and my friends know that nothing is meant by it. Think of it like JD and Turk in Scrubs making fun of each other for being white and black, you're mates so it just flows.

I love scrubs.

[beNder]

Ex LEO, currently temping as an asshat.

Ah, thanks for the clairification.

[Switek]

Yes, we speak English, Americans speak ... ... ... well, err ... ... ... American?

Dunno?

Give up woot

rofl rofl rofl

I'm scared to think about English I speak...


p-)

[Miles.]

ahahahaha

Evan's gone.

[Switek]

Not really, it's just me and my friends know that nothing is meant by it. Think of it like JD and Turk in Scrubs making fun of each other for being white and black, you're mates so it just flows.

here we go... some local slang... It really requires cautiousness

[DeltaWhisky58]

ahahahaha

Evan's gone.

Not for long - not long enough to forget him................................altogether woot

[Ghostryder]

Not for long - not long enough to forget him................................altogether woot

The dreaded 45 min. suspension?

[Miles.]

Not for long - not long enough to forget him................................altogether woot

True, but a man can dream.

[Miles.]

Sorry for spoiling your bet - he flamed the hell out of me for issuing him with a 6pt. flaming infraction, and then opened up two new accounts and flamed me with those as well - the rest is history.

But yes, he was a prime candidate, but no loss.
:bash:

Was sergei and GreySpawn the same person?

[sir-chimp]

I've got as good a sense of humour as anyone else - that IMO wasn't funny.

I would like to meet this "anyone else"


rofl

[daily666]

Was sergei and GreySpawn the same person?

So Sergei got suspended too?

[Switek]

So Sergei got suspended too?

Sure, ... It was a bloody week :)

[Miles.]

I would like to meet this "anyone else"


rofl

Hi.

....................

[sir-chimp]

Hi.

....................

higher .

[beNder]

Was sergei and GreySpawn the same person?

We can only hope so.

[Oxley]

higher .

Lower. .....

[daily666]

Sure, ... It was a bloody week :)

Well...fine than. :D

[Switek]

Well...fine than. :D

Well, it was a surprise for me... so may be a theory that sergei and GreySpawn had something in common is a bit true?

[Laworkerbee]

I was really hoping Dead_Lock would win.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Well, it was a surprise for me... so may be a theory that sergei and GreySpawn had something in common is a bit true?

If they have, I could find no trace of it.

[Ghostryder]

I was really hoping Dead_Lock would win.

Dude, It's so fun having your own personal choice win DAOTW, it's like backing the right horse and cashing in big.

[Switek]

If they have, I could find no trace of it.

So they don't... Another mp.net legend...

[demotivater]

realnola -
You are a gentleman and a dumbass, congratulations!
:)

[Laworkerbee]

Dude, It's so fun having your own personal choice win DAOTW, it's like backing the right horse and cashing in big.

LOOOOOOL..........

[Switek]

realnola -
You are a gentleman and a dumbass, congratulations!
:)

thanks for reminding... this thread is obviously devoted to our dear colleague realnola
:oops:




;)

[Mr. JOSHUA]

I love scrubs.


ehhh, it only kicks up when the janitor messes with the sissy.

[Ghostryder]

ehhh, it only kicks up when the janitor messes with the sissy.

I'm a citizen and a poster on this message board, I can love whatever show I want!

[Hydro]

My taxes pay for this board!

[Mr. JOSHUA]

I'm a citizen and a poster on this message board, I can love whatever show I want!

Freedom Fighter!

[Mr. JOSHUA]

My taxes pay for this board!


So therefore, you are the boss!

[WARPIG]

It's scary that these kind of people are actually in Law Enforcement.

If true of course.


He's a poser.

[DeltaWhisky58]

My taxes pay for this board!

You pay taxes?

[WARPIG]

Your mums a prime candidate!


Bwaaahahah! Stupid comment got you a time out.


Someone needs to tell even that his pooper is not authorized headgear.


I think the knucklehead's been trying to find the edge of the envelope. Good job evan.. you found it.

[Ironsight06]

He's a poser.
No suprises here :roll:

[Hydro]

You pay taxes?


I still get income taxed on my army pay, so nuts to you!


p-)

[DeltaWhisky58]

I still get income taxed on my army pay, so nuts to you!


p-)

I pay YOU - that's even worse :bash:

[memphiz]

I remember back in to day when all me and Evan did was make mom jokes



times have changed...

[Hydro]

I remember back in to day when all me and Evan did was make mom jokes





Then you went and did something with your life, and Evans still hanging around the womens changing rooms in the underwear shops.

[WARPIG]

I remember back in to day when all me and Evan did was make mom jokes



times have changed...

Naw.. Evan just needs to work on his timing. He's been trying to get underfoot for a while and was going to get zapped by one of us pretty soon.

[memphiz]

That clears things up a bit more

[D-gin]

Better late then never.....................


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And just for the hell of it........

[URL=http://imageshack.us] (http://imageshack.us)

[digrar]

I still get income taxed on my army pay, so nuts to you!


p-)

Our reservists get their cash tax free. Tony's done you blokes over again....

[Ghostryder]

He's a poser.

Oh, Nice!
.......

[Hydro]

Our reservists get their cash tax free. Tony's done you blokes over again....



I get a tax free bounty each year that incrementally rises. Ops pay is (well, only recently) tax rebateable too. But if normal pay is tax free...daaaaamn you!

[oldsoak]

Our reservists get their cash tax free. Tony's done you blokes over again....

- to be fair, TA pay has always been taxed since the yeard dot. Not getting taxed while regs do wouldnt go down well with the regs. Fair play to the Aussies tho.

[digrar]

It's not something the regs seriously grumble about, it's a recruiting tool.

[oldsoak]

It's not something the regs seriously grumble about, it's a recruiting tool.

Do regs get additional pay over and above reservists in Oz OOI ?

[digrar]

The reservist pay rate is a daily one, if they worked every day in the year they'd get the same as what a reg would make. But regs get about $10000 service allowance and reservists get $10 a day service allowance. So most would only get 5% to 10% of the service allowance that a reg would get.

[EsoognomEhT]

I still get income taxed on my army pay, so nuts to you!


p-)

I don't p-) (although, when I get paid finally that might actually change!)

[rhino]

Evan:cantbeli: you knob, when will you learn???

[Aerosoul]

He'll be back after a while.

[rhino]

I know but will he learn some manners??? hes funny most of the time but some things he pulls makes me shake my head

[getl0st]

I'm hanging out for KevinNardelle to come back and respond to his DumbArsery Award...

[Engine Mech]

I have been following this thread. Maybe the next nomination should be a collective award for all the dribble I have had to read here.

[Deftoner]

I have been following this thread. Maybe the next nomination should be a collective award for all the dribble I have had to read here.

Well....your not going to last long.....

[Aerosoul]

I have been following this thread. Maybe the next nomination should be a collective award for all the dribble I have had to read here.
Welcome to MP.net. More specifically, OT&H. You gunn' get raped, son.

[Oxley]

Welcome to MP.net. More specifically, OT&H. You gunn' get raped, son.




..........

[Deftoner]

..........

Ha Ha PT

You've been pulling out the funny latley.

[Ghostryder]

..........

Lolz that was funny

[Engine Mech]

Eat my shorts.

[Deftoner]

Eat my shorts.

:|

[Kant]

Eat my shorts.

And the prize for the wittiest come back of the century goes to.....

Deftoner, for his patented, racist bigotry, and his syndicated column
"How to teech tose bleck bastards who's un charge, before we braii theem up"
which is the most widley read in all of South Africa.

Engine Mech, you fail!
DISGUSTING

[Ghostryder]

Eat my shorts.

zing...........?

[Oxley]

zing...........?

Oh snap, he got you good dewd! zomg

[Deftoner]

And the prize for the wittiest come back of the century goes to.....

Deftoner, for his patented, racist bigotry, and his syndicated column
"How to teech tose bleck bastards who's un charge, before we braii theem up"
which is the most widley read in all of South Africa.

Engine Mech, you fail!
DISGUSTING

I would like to thank leather whips and mentos. This is such an honour.

[getl0st]

Welcome to MP.net. More specifically, OT&H. You gunn' get raped, son.

[kamarian]

Eat my shorts.

WOW!

Best Come back ever!

NOT!!!!

how old are you?

10?

[Lord Of War]

WOW!

Best Come back ever!

NOT!!!!

how old are you?

10?

Don't be so hard on it mate, you'll make it cry

[Oxley]

Anyone look at his profile, he's older than you Lord Of War.

[Ghostryder]

Anyone look at his profile, he's older than you Lord Of War.

I did, reeeal scary that.

[Lord Of War]

Anyone look at his profile, he's older than you Lord Of War.

Ouch, Ill be sure to check next time