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xMarsx
02-07-2007, 11:27 AM
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A. This is an Al Qaeda terroirist in Iraq
He hates Shiites.
He hates Americans.
He is our enemy.

B. This is a Sunni Insurgent in Iraq
He hates Shiites.
He hates Americans.
He is our enemy too.

C. This is an Iraqi who supports the Shiite led Iraqi government
He hates Americans.
He is our friend.

D. This is a Shiite militia man
He hates Sunnis.
He supports the Iraqi government who are our friends.
He is our enemy.

E. This is an Iraqi Kurd
Who hates the Turks who are our friends.
He is our friend.

F. This is a Turk
Who hates the Kurds who are our friends.
He is our friend too.

G. This is an Iranian
Who supports the Shiite led Iraqi government who are our friends.
He is our enemy.

H. This is a Syrian Sunni foreign figher in Iraq
He hates the Iranians who are our enemies.
He hates the Iraqi government who are our friends.
He is our enemy.

I. This is a Sunni from a moderate Arab country.
He hates Iran.
He hates America.
He is our friend.

J. This is a Shiite
Who works for the Iraqi government who are our friends.
He supports the Iranians who are our enemies.
He hates Americans.
He is our friend.

Question: Who do you shoot?

Answer: Definitely shoort A, H and B. Sometimes shoort C and D, don't shoot E,
J, F and I. Try not to shoot G, but if you do, we won't worry too much about it.

Mastermind
02-07-2007, 03:40 PM
Hilarious and very true...I honestly pity American troopers in Iraq or Afghanistan. MM

Laworkerbee
02-07-2007, 07:42 PM
Pretty damned funny answer key