MP.net Dumbarse of the week 05 - 09 Feb 07

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

What is it with the crackers lately?


Whatever.

Allah and mohammed can suck my dick for all I care. I've read the unholy koran 2 times and I've found no examples of compassion or mercy that muslims say are characteristics of allah, when they proclaim..."Allah, the all compassionate and merciful".

And no, I'm not christian.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=104694&page=2


Alphonse

MP.net Dumbarse of the week

05 - 09 Feb 07

He doesn't think much of Africans either. Ironic really.

[Pidyon Shevuyim]

cangrats Alphonse!!!

[Morboute]

How could i miss that guy!

good choice again... who came in 2nd? :)

[Ghostryder]

Good on this man, and all he's done for MP.net

Speach Alphonse, let us all be graced by your musings!

[IraGlacialis]

That was quick. :lol:

[Pandy]

Wow.... damn.

[Clete Torres]

What is it with the crackers lately?

crack·er
n.
1. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.
2. One that cracks, especially:
a. A firecracker.
b. A small cardboard cylinder covered with decorative paper that holds candy or a party favor and pops when a paper strip is pulled at one or both ends and torn.
c. The apparatus used in the cracking of petroleum.
d. One who makes unauthorized use of a computer, especially to tamper with data or programs.
3. Offensive
a. Used as a disparaging term for a poor white person of the rural, especially southeast United States.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a white person.

[Bia]

crack·er
n.
1. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.
2. One that cracks, especially:
a. A firecracker.
b. A small cardboard cylinder covered with decorative paper that holds candy or a party favor and pops when a paper strip is pulled at one or both ends and torn.
c. The apparatus used in the cracking of petroleum.
d. One who makes unauthorized use of a computer, especially to tamper with data or programs.
3. Offensive
a. Used as a disparaging term for a poor white person of the rural, especially southeast United States.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a white person.

:Thumbs up

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[Clete Torres]

Is the term cracker as bad as the the "N" word? No it's not. But if I have to explain to Ngati why it's still offensive than ****ing forget it.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Oh, see, I was using it in the context of a thin waffer like biscuit. As in people of certain persuasions tend to be somewhat...fragile.

As in breaking strain of a...


That's why I called WetKnife one. To play up the irony, what with him being so, er, thick, and all. I thought that would have been obvious seeing as he is from NYC.

But maybe subtle irony is lost on certain people. Or maybe they need to blow their nose, dry their eyes and harden the **** up.

Nice try at payback though, cleet.

Next time try harder.

[Johnny_H]

we gona see a fight 'ere boys!

[Ghostryder]

Guys, guys, we've got a dumbarse to scorn, let's unite against the capitalist pig.

Oh and ngati, wetknife was from longisland, not NYC, big difference.

[Danik]

Good on this man, and all he's done for MP.net

Speach Alphonse, let us all be graced by your musings!


Wow that was fast! Ghostryder passed along the info, and within 10 minutes Alphonse was already dumb ass of the week. Ngati knows all about operations management.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Had to tighten up the sensor to shooter loop.

Too many prospects getting suspended or banned before I could get a shot away.

[Ghostryder]

Had to tighten up the sensor to shooter loop.

Too many prospects getting suspended or banned before I could get a shot away.

I'm in a loop?

Gee Wizz!

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/937/hankfe4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Everybody is in the loop.

[Danik]

Had to tighten up the sensor to shooter loop.

Too many prospects getting suspended or banned before I could get a shot away.

Yea. There hasnt been an acceptance speech in a while.

[Alphonse]

Wow didnt see this one.

but im privileged to be held in such high regard.

thank you.

What is it with the crackers lately?
i dont know, but im not a cracker.

[shorty]

i dont know, but im not a cracker. Pics or it didn't happen...

[Ghostryder]

Wow didnt see this one.

but im privileged to be held in such high regard.

thank you.


i dont know, but im not a cracker.

Ehh, I expected better.

[Oxley]

I want a dumbarse's speech to be like... a full on spaz attack where he insults everyone and then gets banned. Would be amusing.

[Alphonse]

Pics or it didn't happen...

lmao, this is too funny. pictures to prove that i am NOT white. im not white dude, im indian. dots not feathers.

Ehh, I expected better.
I really haven't found any great examples of mercy or compassion, if there are, they're overshadowed by numerous accounts of intolerance and unnecessary violence.

[Ghostryder]

I want a dumbarse's speech to be like... a full on spaz attack where he insults everyone and then gets banned. Would be amusing.
Word


I really haven't found any great examples of mercy or compassion, if there are, they're overshadowed by numerous accounts of intolerance and unnecessary violence.
Quiet Dumbarse, I never asked your opinion.

[Switek]

His username, Alphonse, says it all


congrats and have a lot fun here

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5572/marcogrob02bz8.jpg
;)

[RomanS]

LOL

Dont ban him yet.
I want to enjoy this...

[Alphonse]

Quiet Dumbarse, I never asked your opinion.
oye sulla, don't get all taliban on me.

[Alphonse]

LOL

Dont ban him yet.
I want to enjoy this...

Yea really. That way I don't have to make fake accounts and shiiiiit ya know?

[Ravage]

That guy should get his balls kicked HARD !
Good choice Nagi :hug:

[Ghostryder]

oye sulla, don't get all taliban on me.

What? kick you out of school and make you wear a veil? Unfortunately I cannot do that over the internet.

[RomanS]

Yea really. That way I don't have to make fake accounts and shiiiiit ya know?

At least you're honest.

[kosse]

Wow this guy is thick.

[boone]

this thread is coming along nicely...

[Danik]

That guy should get his balls kicked HARD !
Good choice Nagi :hug:

Unless your a girl, no man should ever advocate kicking another man in his balls.

[boone]

you stand corrected, Sir

[Ravage]

Still think he should get a ball kick.

[Ravage]

If you have a religion problem, then you are no better than the Taliban our troops are fighting against.
Tolerance people, that is the future no matter if Muslim, Christian or Buddhist.

[Danik]

If you have a religion problem, then you are no better than the Taliban our troops are fighting against.
Tolerance people, that is the future no matter if Muslim, Christian or Buddhist.

Im going to resist. Get back to hating ball kicker, or Im gonna hate on you for fighting like a girl.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

@Ravage; Righteous brother, righteous.

[Ghostryder]

Focus Gentlemen! One Dumbarse!

[Ravage]

Im going to resist. Get back to hating ball kicker, or Im gonna hate on you for fighting like a girl.

I train Krav Maga, so I AM a ball kicker p-)

[Oxley]

@Ravage; Righteous brother, righteous.

http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2003/12/28/pk_0_15_nemo_crush_ph.jpg

Righteous Dude!

[Alphonse]

If you have a religion problem, then you are no better than the Taliban our troops are fighting against.
Tolerance people, that is the future no matter if Muslim, Christian or Buddhist.

Tolerance of intolerance (Islam) is not a virtue. Sadly, it will be too late before you people learn. Buddhism right? Why did Buddhism decline in areas now that are predominantly muslim? They tolerated intolerance. ta-ta. im not going to hang around places where people freely defend islam while their own countrymen have been shattered by it. that to me, is the biggest display of cowardice.

[Ravage]

I'm a philophy student, I've got all kind of religions in my group. So that my friends is a big humility lesson for me.

[Deftoner]

Best.Thread.Ever

[Danik]

Ohh this is going way too slow. Cant you go on a racist tirade or something.

[Ghostryder]

Tolerance of intolerance (Islam) is not a virtue. Sadly, it will be too late before you people learn. Buddhism right? Why did Buddhism decline in areas now that are predominantly muslim? They tolerated intolerance. ta-ta. im not going to hang around places where people freely defend islam while their own countrymen have been shattered by it. that to me, is the biggest display of cowardice.

I didn't even read your post, your just a ****ing dumbass.

[Ravage]

Tolerance of intolerance (Islam) is not a virtue. Sadly, it will be too late before you people learn. Buddhism right? Why did Buddhism decline in areas now that are predominantly muslim? They tolerated intolerance. ta-ta. im not going to hang around places where people freely defend islam while their own countrymen have been shattered by it. that to me, is the biggest display of cowardice.

Must be hard for you to wake up in the morning, so much haterade in your life....get a life!

[Danik]

Ball kicking, Philosophy student, self defense classes... theres only one logical conclusion here... you are a girl Ravage.:):)

[Ravage]

Bridget can veryfi, I'm 100% male p-)

[boone]

*ahem* "riding the stick"
Not saying....
Just saying

[Deftoner]

Tolerance of intolerance (Islam) is not a virtue. Sadly, it will be too late before you people learn. Buddhism right? Why did Buddhism decline in areas now that are predominantly muslim? They tolerated intolerance. ta-ta. im not going to hang around places where people freely defend islam while their own countrymen have been shattered by it. that to me, is the biggest display of cowardice.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d133/deftonesmark/stupidemo.jpg

[Jub Jub]

much as I think this Dumarse thread idea is possibly the most childish thing i have seen since the primary school playground.....,:bash:



I did I search of the Koran for compassion, and got heaps of hits

http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=simple&q1=compassion&size=First+100

maybe you didnt read it close enough?

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

much as I think this Dumarse thread idea is possibly the most childish thing i have seen since the primary school playground.....,:bash:

And yet here you are...

[Clete Torres]

Oh, see, I was using it in the context of a thin waffer like biscuit.

You're so full of **** I can't stand it.

Nice try at payback though, cleet.

It wasn't about payback. I was just trying to point out to you that you've been using a racist term on the boards lately.

Next time try harder.

Next time I'm just going to take a page from George Allen and call you a macaca. See how you like it.

PS - I'm not even 100% sure that macaca is a racist term but I just typed it into Google Images and it's definitely offensive. Hope you don't mind.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Macaca&svnum=10&hl=en&newwindow=1&c2coff=1&safe=off&sa=N&ndsp=18&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&tab=wi

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Nope. Harder.

[getl0st]

WOW, we've still got one that's still alive and kicking, enjoy it while lasts, fella's, because it won't last long.

And Alphonse, Harden the F^ck up....

[Jub Jub]

And yet here you are...

its your party though.....


you may divert your eyes whenever you see children playing in the street, but only because its a term of your parole....p-)

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

you may divert your eyes whenever you see children playing in the street, but only because its a term of your parole....p-)

Disconcerting coming from someone with a fetish for small, furry, fantasy animals.

[Clete Torres]

Totally off topic here but when I picture what Ngati Tumatuenga looks like in my head I see him as looking a whole lot like the dude from OMC.

http://www.youtube.com/v/TfJe8hQ8ha0

OMC - How Bizarre

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

must............try..............haaaaaaaarder.

[WARPIG]

Cut the **** Ngati and Clete. Take your idiot contest offline.
Sort of ironic that a dumbarse thread get derailed by a couple of dumbarses. Now.. get back to the intolerant yob that's lecturing us about intolerant tolerance for the tolerant of intolerance people.. or whatever.