Illinois Daily Keeps Coulter -- As Calif. Paper Becomes at Least 9th to Drop Her

[Firetxmi]

Illinois Daily Keeps Coulter -- As Calif. Paper Becomes at Least 9th to Drop Her

By Dave Astor

Published: March 14, 2007 2:40 PM ET

NEW YORK An Illinois daily has decided to keep Ann Coulter, at least for now, despite local reader sentiment running somewhat against the controversial conservative columnist.

Meanwhile, the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin of Ontario, Calif., has become at least the ninth of Coulter's approximately 100 newspaper clients to drop her since she used the word "faggot" when talking about Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards during a March 2 speech.

The State Journal-Register of Springfield, Ill., had been soliciting reader input this week about Coulter. More than 2,000 readers weighed in, with roughly 53% wanting the paper to drop the Universal Press Syndicate columnist and 47% wanting to keep her.

"We asked ourselves whether we wanted to get rid of someone nearly half our readers considered worth reading," said SJ-R Editorial Page Editor Mike Matulis, when interviewed today by E&P.

He added that if the paper canceled Coulter, some readers might try to get other columnists -- including liberal Ted Rall -- dropped. (Rall does a column in addition to his Universal-distributed editorial cartoons.)

"We're dedicated to having as open an opinion page as we can," said Matulis, who had told E&P Monday that reader input would be one factor, but not the only factor, determining Coulter's status in the paper.

SJ-R Editor Barry Locher wrote a piece about the decision to keep Coulter that was posted today on his paper's Web site. It read, in part:

"Ann Coulter's work is valued by virtually half of you who contacted us, and that's good enough for me. Because I publish her work, however, doesn't mean that I, or the newspaper, endorse any of the outrageous or otherwise loaded language sometimes evident in her work, nor in the work of any of the syndicated national columnists, our own letter writers or even our beloved [editorial cartoonist] Chris Britt. We must be careful not to blur the lines between what's presented as opinion and what's presented as fact.

"While it is human nature to respect and admire those who share similar opinions while at the same time belittling those who do not, for a daily newspaper to be truly independent and relevant to its readers it must allow and encourage vast ranges of views on its pages. ..."

Locher's full piece can be read by clicking here.

The Daily Bulletin's decision to drop the Universal columnist was reported by MediaMatters.org, which has been asking people to contact Coulter's client newspapers. The Human Rights Campaign gay-rights organization has also been urging its supporters to complain to papers about Coulter, whose track record includes numerous "jokes" about killing liberals and others with whom she disagrees.


Link: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003558260

[hughdotoh]

Coulter writes, but Rosie rants. They ought to have coffee together.

[Firetxmi]

Coulter writes, but Rosie rants. They ought to have coffee together.

haha... I agree!

[shocker1]

Coulter writes, but Rosie rants. They ought to have coffee together.
They should make a **** flick together. That way no one will ever want to look at them again. Soon we will never even remember them other than Tootsie and Butchy or will it be Butchy and Tootsie in the tabloids.

[Dronetek]

haha... I agree!

At least coulter makes some very relevant points. She just dosn't do it with a lot of tact. Of course, thats part of her strategy to get more attention on whatever issue shes bringing up.

[IraGlacialis]

They should make a **** flick together. That way no one will ever want to look at them again. Soon we will never even remember them other than Tootsie and Butchy or will it be Butchy and Tootsie in the tabloids.
:lol: They would compliment each other quite nicely, in a hideous sort of way, considering that they are opposites in size. Coulter makes a Somali look well-fed and Rosie... yeaaah.

[shocker1]

:lol: They would compliment each other quite nicely, in a hideous sort of way, considering that they are opposites in size. Coulter makes a Somali look well-fed and Rosie... yeaaah.
Please no mental pictures!:) I had enough just thinking of my last post.

[Laworkerbee]

Coulter belongs to the part of the Republican party that I wish would just die off like dinosaurs already

[Mr. JOSHUA]

Coulter belongs to the part of the Republican party that I wish would just die off like dinosaurs already


yeah, she's a bit wacky for me, some say she does what she does to move the spotlight on her, I say what she does and says hurts the conservative cause more than it helps, converting muslims to christians is a perfect example of giving ammo to the libs............

[dangerclose]

Coulter belongs to the part of the Republican party that I wish would just die off like dinosaurs already


"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." ~ Barry Goldwater


That part right?

We need more of the milimouth and linguini-spined variety.

[Laworkerbee]

She does a disservice to conservatives and plays right into the hands of the most liberal elements.

**** am I even a conservative anymore?

[Dronetek]

She does a disservice to conservatives and plays right into the hands of the most liberal elements.


How so, by excersing her freedom of speech? I thought liberals were all about that.

[Hollis]

Coulter belongs to the part of the Republican party that I wish would just die off like dinosaurs already


You have been living in the PDRC tooooooo Long.

[Firetxmi]

How so, by excersing her freedom of speech? I thought liberals were all about that.

Its not by exercising it, its by what she says when she does.

[Aerosoul]

"I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo."

"If Gore had been elected president, right now he would just be finding that last lesbian quadriplegic for the Special Forces team."

"I don't know if Bill Clinton is gay. But Al Gore - total fag."

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word "faggot", so I — so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

---

What a bitch. She has nothing good to say. She represents the absolute worst of the right-wing.

[California Joe]

"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." ~ Barry Goldwater


That part right?

We need more of the milimouth and linguini-spined variety.

Goldwater had a gay grandson that he cared a great deal about and was a gentleman that wouldn't have appreciated the term "faggot" used by anyone. Especially Gollum with ****.

[dangerclose]

I like these:


"Hearing politicians tell us 'we' can't 'afford' a tax cut is like listening to a glutton tell you he can't "afford" a diet. In no other context do people talk about 'paying for' money they don't have. I can't pay for your refusal to give me money because I need a yacht."

"Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening."

"This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government."

"The Great Satan is wearying of this reverse hegemony, in which little pipsqueak nations try to impose their pipsqueak values on us. Aren't we the ones who should be arrogantly oppressing countries that unaccountably do not have the death penalty?"

"I don't know. Have liberals seen our guys? Engaging in mind-boggling acts of heroism makes our brave servicemen happy. Camel-riding nomads may excel at the sucker punch, but wait until they see Western Civilization's response. As pilot "Elvis" said on MSNBC the other night, "We'll do the job." So I wouldn't worry too much about the redoubtable Taliban forces. We're sending in men, not Washington Post columnists."


"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."

"We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”

"We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote."


et al.

[Firetxmi]

I like these:


"Hearing politicians tell us 'we' can't 'afford' a tax cut is like listening to a glutton tell you he can't "afford" a diet. In no other context do people talk about 'paying for' money they don't have. I can't pay for your refusal to give me money because I need a yacht."

"Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening."

"This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government."

"The Great Satan is wearying of this reverse hegemony, in which little pipsqueak nations try to impose their pipsqueak values on us. Aren't we the ones who should be arrogantly oppressing countries that unaccountably do not have the death penalty?"

"I don't know. Have liberals seen our guys? Engaging in mind-boggling acts of heroism makes our brave servicemen happy. Camel-riding nomads may excel at the sucker punch, but wait until they see Western Civilization's response. As pilot "Elvis" said on MSNBC the other night, "We'll do the job." So I wouldn't worry too much about the redoubtable Taliban forces. We're sending in men, not Washington Post columnists."


"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."

"We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”

"We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote."


et al.

Which again leads us to:


Coulter belongs to the part of the Republican party that I wish would just die off like dinosaurs already

[Dronetek]

Its not by exercising it, its by what she says when she does.

Exactly, if liberals and democrats don't agree with whats said, it shouldnt be said.

[Firetxmi]

Exactly, if liberals and democrats don't agree with whats said, it shouldnt be said.

Thats not what your original reply was about:


She does a disservice to conservatives and plays right into the hands of the most liberal elements.

you said:


How so, by excersing her freedom of speech? I thought liberals were all about that.

So to stay on topic I will clarify. She does a disservice to the GOP not because she exercises her freedom of speech, but by that which she says when exercising it.

[shocker1]

So to stay on topic I will clarify. She does a disservice to the GOP not because she exercises her freedom of speech, but by that which she says when exercising it.
Drone you have to agree with that. I am a Conservative and I think she is a **** making money off our issues while tainting the debate with her indignation.

[Hollis]

I think firetxmi, really has the hots for Coulter, he was a major contributor in the last Coulter thread. That thread shriveled up and blew away..... and he couldn't handle it so he started this one.

So some guys like blondes with little to no ****... must be a Liberal thing.

[Firetxmi]

I think firetxmi, really has the hots for Coulter, he was a major contributor in the last Coulter thread. That thread shriveled up and blew away..... and he couldn't handle it so he started this one.

So some guys like blondes with little to no ****... must be a Liberal thing.

Haha.. Nah!

I just think she is a nut, along the lines of Sheehan.

Her man-hands and Marfan Syndrome like structure do get me hot and bothered though! :lol:

[Laworkerbee]

I think firetxmi, really has the hots for Coulter, he was a major contributor in the last Coulter thread. That thread shriveled up and blew away..... and he couldn't handle it so he started this one.

So some guys like blondes with little to no ****... must be a Liberal thing.

I have to admit....I'd have *** with her for these reasons

1.) for the sake of humanity
2.) to make Firetxmi jealous
3.) to expose her to the world as a back door girl and post pictures on MP.net

[shocker1]

I have to admit....I'd have *** with her for these reasons

1.) for the sake of humanity
2.) to make Firetxmi jealous
3.) to expose her to the world as a back door girl and post pictures on MP.net
HAHAHA, your a true hero to the cause. Take on Rosie and we will give you a medal.

[Laworkerbee]

HAHAHA, your a true hero to the cause. Take on Rosie and we will give you a medal.

Please I'm not suicidal I'd rather dive on a fragmentation grenade

[Firetxmi]

HAHAHA, your a true hero to the cause. Take on Rosie and we will give you a medal.

Add in Sheehan and your king!

[shocker1]

Add in Sheehan and your king!
My God, my brain has just exploded from the corrupt mental flash image of the three together

[Laworkerbee]

My God, my brain has just exploded from the corrupt mental flash image

:| man I need to get that out my head quick its Friday for Christ sake now I know Cindys face is going to make an appearance during sexy times with my girl.

"Honey whats wrong why did you stop?"

"Um my head kind of.... hurts baby sorry"

Muttering "Goddamn you Firetxmi"

"what did you say babe?"

"I said Excedrin I need some Excedrin"

[Hollis]

:| man I need to get that out my head quick its Friday for Christ sake now I know Cindys face is going to make an appearance during sexy times with my girl.

"Honey whats wrong why did you stop?"

"Um my head kind of.... hurts baby sorry"

Muttering "Goddamn you Firetxmi"

"what did you say babe?"

"I said Excedrin I need some Excedrin"


Not sure if Excedrin will work, more beer, MORE BEER!!!!


PS. Thanks for posting the photos of Annie baby. Posted at the gate, they keep the missionaries away from my property.

[IraGlacialis]

My God, my brain has just exploded from the corrupt mental flash image of the three together
Wouldn't it be the corrupt mental flash image of the five together.

Laworkerbee, Rosie, Firetxmi, and Cindy, with Coulter standing over them all with a whip and wearing her leather-and-chains dominatrix outfit.
:| I think I just made myself sick.

[shocker1]

Wouldn't it be the corrupt mental flash image of the five together.

Laworkerbee, Rosie, Firetxmi, and Cindy, with Coulter standing over them all with a whip and wearing her leather-and-chains dominatrix outfit.
:| I think I just made myself sick.
Well since the other two are just user names and avatars in my head i could not connect them. Since you mentioned it now though things could be worse.
(No offence Laworkerbee and Firetxmi, I do not agree with you guys all the time but I like you guys enough. Sorry you are now included in the mental group image)p-)

[Hollis]

:| I think I just made myself sick.


And a host of other people........... I just don't fell like dinner to night..............:(

[IraGlacialis]

I forgot to put: Macs orchestrates the entire thing (even though he hasn't posted here, he needs to be included).

Okay, I'm done. I'm just in a twisted mood today. :oops:

[Aerosoul]

I F*cked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard.

The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.

But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up ****ing in the ass, hard.

It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.

I first spotted her sitting at a table in front of The Gumbo Pot with another woman who looked not unlike her, but a generation older (I neglected to ask her at any point subsequently whether this had in fact been her mother). I vaguely recognized her—there’s always a lag time placing faces you know from cable when unconfined to a telescreen—and began to notice, stealing furtive glances up from the copy of Steinbeck I was reading, that she was eyeing me with unsettling scrutiny.

The next thing I knew, her companion (mother?) had left and Coulter was standing over me, looking skeptically at my reading material.
‘The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’
‘Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’
‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.
‘I don’t know about that..’
She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’
She motioned to the empty chair next to me.
‘Of course.’ It would be fair to say my voice trembled a little.
She sat and said nothing. Ann Coulter evidently takes an unappreciative view of small talk. That she was eager to continue antagonizing me became evident when I re-opened my recently-insulted book to resume reading. A young man passed in a t-shirt proclaiming ‘Iraq Nam’. She stopped him.
‘1. Haircut. 2. Shower. 3. Get a job, you sniveling hippy,’ she glowered. ‘You’re probably too high to remember that, so write it down--if you can write.’
He looked at her with dismay and scampered away like a kicked cat. She turned to me with bloodlust.
‘What do you think of the war: complete success, or very nearly complete success?’ she asked.
‘Well, in no time—barring the strong possibility of Civil War--we’ll have a democratically-elected anti-US Islamicist government in charge of the world’s second-largest oil reserves, so I’d have to say only very-nearly, on the complete success scale, at a hysterically distorted best.’
She showed her teeth. ‘It sounds to me like you don’t support our troops.’
‘I think that ‘Support Our Troops’ business is the most crass, craven cowardice ever to go unquestioned by the allegedly Liberal media.’
‘Yes? Yes?’ There was oddly growing excitement in her voice.
‘It allows the Administration to absolve itself of responsibility for its own flawed policy. It’s no different than if you sent a classroom of 2nd graders into a burning building, and when anyone objects you throw in their face that they "don’t support our 2nd graders"’
‘Where do you live?’
‘A few blocks away.’
‘Take me there.’


When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly.
‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed.
‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’
‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’
‘Like what?’
‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’
‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’
‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go.
‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’
She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’
‘I don’t know. Name one.’
‘Get me a drink first.’


With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined.
‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’
I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom.
‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’
‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air.
‘A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital?
Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’
‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-****ed my ****ter vigorously.
‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’
She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my ****stick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.
‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’
I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted.
‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand.
‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’
‘Why?’
She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention.
‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’



I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed.
‘Will I see you again?’ I asked tentatively.
‘Sure,’ she said, pointing to the TV. ‘On that.’
Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence.
‘Well, nice meeting you,’ I offered.
‘You’ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,’ she shot back.
I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave.
‘Hey.’
‘Yes?’ I asked.
‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’
‘No problem.’
She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone’s personal debasement fantasy.

All in all, it didn’t feel too bad.

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[h22chen]

I forgot to put: Macs orchestrates the entire thing (even though he hasn't posted here, he needs to be included).

Okay, I'm done. I'm just in a twisted mood today. :oops:

LOL, the free beer eh?

man, Ann Coulter is the only decent looking one out of those three.

[Firetxmi]

Well since the other two are just user names and avatars in my head i could not connect them. Since you mentioned it now though things could be worse.
(No offence Laworkerbee and Firetxmi, I do not agree with you guys all the time but I like you guys enough. Sorry you are now included in the mental group image)p-)

All I have to say is that my dad is French Canadian. Think hairy. HAHA!

Right back at ya bud! :hug: