If you woke up and saw a limb gone...

[Gauntlet]

I was inspired by Doonsbury. I just imagined what'll be like to lose a limb.

[MolliG]

"Dad!..."
Then I'd log on here and post...

'FAo Fintin

... You bastard, give it back!.'

:P

[Salty Dog]

*wake up* ".......that sucks......"

[Haiw]

I would crawl over to Fintin's house and shoot the bastard.

[EvanL]

A ***** isnt a limb right?
In that case i would be fine. As long as i still have my ***** :D

[Trigger]

I would walk outside and fall to my knees and weep bitterly for my poor tree and it's missing limb...

What?

[Gauntlet]

A ***** isnt a limb right?
In that case i would be fine. As long as i still have my ***** :D

:lol: Depends how big it is

[Gauntlet]

I would walk outside and fall to my knees and weep bitterly for my poor tree and it's missing limb...

What?

A limb on your body Trigger. an arm, a leg, ect.

[Gringo]

This reminds me of Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

The bit where the officer wakes up and finds his leg missing, and says "I got a nasty mosquitoe bite on my leg"

[Maine Finn]

I would crawl over to Fintin's house and shoot the bastard.

Agreed. Considering he's already got one of my arms.... :fork:

[WolverineBlue]

This would happen only after I engaged in a one-night stand classified as a "coyote-f***". You wake up with your partner in your arms and you have to gnaw your arm off to escape with any self-respect.

[usa320]

On a similar note, a study was done a few years back in California, Alabama and New York to find out what the most common words were when a driver got into an accident. The most common phrase in california was "OH ****", most crashing drivers in New York said "God damnit". The drivers in Alabama that were surveyed said "Hold my beer son, im going to try something here."

:lol:

[Rilence]

what i would say? man im tired then i'd go back to sleep after i wake up go to the hospital ;) :P

[ibstolidude]

I'd kill my fat and happy dog.

[memphiz]

to many options...Id be like "sweet...time for robot arm" then Id got to a mall and grab chicks asses and ****s with my good arm and then say it was my robot arm. Man that would be cool :D

[Abolith]

as long as it was my left arm and not my right.....

[Fintin]

being the taker of arms...i got nothing to worry about....any to those who said they would get me...ill just take all four...or five...

[Haiw]

I could still hire a hitman... :)

[Ichhabe]

I would(if possible) worrie if my head was missing.(Yeah, I know it isn't a limb.)((But it would still be gone.))

[Fitzcarraldo]

to many options...Id be like "sweet...time for robot arm" then Id got to a mall and grab chicks asses and ****s with my good arm and then say it was my robot arm. Man that would be cool :D

wow, thats some impressive positive thinking.

[Fintin]

I could still hire a hitman... :)

im cutting out your tounge too....

[zenmaster]

"Man I was drunk last night."

[Midtown]

Heres a story from a buddy of mine. (We were out drinking ALOT the previous night)

So my buddy zack wakes up and he cant feel his arm at all, his room is entirely pitch black. He had been sleeping on his arm, but at a wierd angle, so he's starting to freak out because he's reaching for the "missing limb" with his good hand, and not finding it. So now in a quazi-drunk state he's totally freaking out because he thinks his arm is gone, his is just about to the point of crying when his grandma turns on the light in his room, and he relizes what the hell happened. the best quote from him "Dude, I was totally freaking out, I thought my ****ing arm was gone!"

[memphiz]

to many options...Id be like "sweet...time for robot arm" then Id got to a mall and grab chicks asses and ****s with my good arm and then say it was my robot arm. Man that would be cool :D

wow, thats some impressive positive thinking.
Thanks Im smart like that :D

[Gauntlet]

Heres a story from a buddy of mine. (We were out drinking ALOT the previous night)

So my buddy zack wakes up and he cant feel his arm at all, his room is entirely pitch black. He had been sleeping on his arm, but at a wierd angle, so he's starting to freak out because he's reaching for the "missing limb" with his good hand, and not finding it. So now in a quazi-drunk state he's totally freaking out because he thinks his arm is gone, his is just about to the point of crying when his grandma turns on the light in his room, and he relizes what the hell happened. the best quote from him "Dude, I was totally freaking out, I thought my f*** arm was gone!"

rofl Oh I wish I was there to see that!