Kids

[Haiw]

Bored.

[Salty Dog]

my kid, he just sits there and watches cartoons..never wants to go to school.....let's just say i've made some mistakes in my life.... :oops:

[memphiz]

My grandkids are 1 and 2 now :D

[Operation Ivy]

kinda want them :D

[MVSpartan117]

Sure, why not?

[Jack Mehoff]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.

[Salty Dog]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.

i'm sorry jack.

[usa320]

i dunno. Ive never been to fond of youngsters, but my girlfriend (soon to be FIANCE :D ) has hinted at it.

[MVSpartan117]

Sorry to hear that Jack

[Seoulstriker]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.

:( :( :(


(Jack, have you gone through physicians and know what caused it? :( )

[Tane Angle]

I'm sorry to hear that Jack. I'm sure everything will be fine, don't worry.

[EvanL]

The grandkids one wasn't me. p-)
I wasnt planning on asking :roll:

[Steve Railsback]

I would like to meet the woman that makes me want to have children :|

Can’t I just adopt a finished educated 18 year old girl, and call her daughter ? :hug:

[Vance]

She's hinted to it...

[memphiz]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.
Sorry to here that Jack My cousin had a miscarriage last year, and now shes pregnant agian and the babie will be due in a month. Hopefully you'll have the same luck. Now I get a new (2nd) cousin to bug in the future woot

[Romulus]

Can’t I just adopt a finished educated 18 year old girl, and call her daughter ?

Hey if Woody Allen can do it so can you. :lol:

[Ria]

I would like to, one day :)

[Jack Mehoff]

I would like to, one day :)

Just ask me for help if you ever need it. ;)

[Operation Ivy]

damnit Jack i was gonna say something like that :fork: :D

[cut]

I would like to, one day :)

Just ask me for help if you ever need it. ;)

:roll: :roll: :roll: (http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Sounds/fecker.wav)

[Vance]

I would like to, one day :)

Just ask me for help if you ever need it. ;)
:fork:

[EvanL]

I would like to, one day :)

Just ask me for help if you ever need it. ;)
:fork:
Your blood must be hot like FYAH! Bup BUp BUp!

[Midtown]

Give the boy a mic, he's about to set this place ablazeeeeeeee

[Ratamacue]

I'd like to have kids some day, but you know, first things first.

[farmgirl]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.


I'm sorry, Jack. I've been there. It's difficult, but usually it doesn't indicate anything seriously wrong. I'm sure her doctor will be able to advise you about future pregnancies.

I've got two kids. A girl and a boy. There are days that I think I would like to have more.... They are the best thing that has ever happened to me. (most of the time!) :D

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

I dont know is it right for test tube babies to breed? ;)

I plan to not have kids, I was a real trouble maker. And I wouldnt have the heart to punish the lil badass either, so in short the "lil bastard" would own me.

[Jack Mehoff]

God doesn't want me to have children for all the sins I have committed on this board.

[EvanL]

Give the boy a mic, he's about to set this place ablazeeeeeeee
What you want some of dis hot fyah?
Ah ruba dun tin, a ruba dun tin.
Dey is only 5 real rappas in dis world.
Dylan, Dylan, DYlan, DYlan, and Dylan.
haha
Chapelle!!!!!

[Nawlins]

I want kids very much, when I'm ready. For now, the pup is my baby.

[Jack Mehoff]

I want kids very much, when I'm ready. For now, the pup is my baby.

I'm available for adoption.

[Midtown]

Give the boy a mic, he's about to set this place ablazeeeeeeee
What you want some of dis hot fyah?
Ah ruba dun tin, a ruba dun tin.
Dey is only 5 real rappas in dis world.
Dylan, Dylan, DYlan, DYlan, and Dylan.
haha
Chapelle!!!!!'

If that show didnt exist I swear to god the world would still suck. But Dave gave it light.

[Ballistic]

Yeah, I'd love to have kids in the future.

[Haiw]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.
Sorry to hear that man. :| Don't let it get ya down though, you'll get them little buggerers some time. :D


I would like to meet the woman that makes me want to have children :|

Can’t I just adopt a finished educated 18 year old girl, and call her daughter ? :hug:
Why call her daughter when you could call her girlfriend? :D


As for me, I don't plan on taking children. I mean...what if they were like their father. :lol:

[Ichhabe]

Have two daughters.

[ShotOver]

i dunno. Ive never been to fond of youngsters, but my girlfriend (soon to be FIANCE ) has hinted at it.
Bloody good to hear that mate, congratulations!
You big flirt, you.

:)

Yeah, one day i would like to settle down and have a girl and a boy.

[seventy6er]

Looking forward to 18th of June - then I'll be proud father of a son.

[California Joe]

2 a girl and a boy.......just like farmgirl....hey wait a second

[Gauntlet]

I plan to have kids.

But I just don't want kids, I want kids to be proud of!

[Dennis G]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/corky/smilies26.gif. We'll postpone it until she completes her school.


Yes that’s a horrible thing jack, sorry man

Btw, I have a few kids


:P

[Vance]

Farmgirl has 162 kids. ;)

[Gauntlet]

Farmgirl has 162 kids. ;)

Check your math kid.

[Vance]

Farmgirl has 162 kids. ;)

Check your math kid.
Ask her then.

[farmgirl]

Farmgirl has 162 kids. ;)

Check your math kid.


Wellll if you're counting kids at school..... you could probably get up that high.... :D

[Fintin]

i love kids....but i could never eat a whole one....

[Abolith]

I would need a steady GF or wife to have any kids. :lol:

Of course the receptionist downstairs has been giving me the eye/smile..... woot

[gaz]

She's hinted to it...

Aren't you like... twelve years old?

[Vance]

She's hinted to it...

Aren't you like... twelve years old?
Plus four. :lol:

[farmgirl]

She's hinted to it...

Aren't you like... twelve years old?
Plus four. :lol:



Let's hope you can hold off for a few more years.....

[Maine Finn]

She's hinted to it...

Aren't you like... twelve years old?
Plus four. :lol:



Let's hope you can hold off for a few more years.....

Really. My best friend is engaged and she's only eighteen. I'm just waiting to hear the news that she's pregnant. :|

I want 5 kids.

[Seoulstriker]

According to environmentalists and population biologists, the earth can only sustain 15 billion people (most reliable estimate). that means that we need to get our population growth rate close to zero soon (2 people per couple) in order to prevent over-population.

of course, I don't believe that I need to limit myself, and also I'm planning on having 4-5 children (my wife willing :) ). I'll be fruitful alright. ;)



edit: thanks, ratamacue

[Ratamacue]

According to environmentalists and population biologists, the earth can only sustain 15 million people (most reliable estimate). that means that we need to get our population growth rate close to zero soon (2 people per couple) in order to prevent over-population.

of course, I don't believe that I need to limit myself, and also I'm planning on having 4-5 children (my wife willing :) ). I'll be fruitful alright. ;)

I'm assuming you mean 15 billion, because we're a bit past the 15 million mark at this point...just a bit. ;)

[Seoulstriker]

yep, you're right. :)



(i think sweden's child per couple rate is 1.8 or something, so they are actually losing population. that's good new for us. :P )

[gaz]

Seoul, take some advice from a stranger.

If you want four or five kids you need to find a woman first.

If you want to find a woman you need to stop quoting crap statistics like that for no apparrent reason.

If you're going to quote crap statistics, at least get them right.

[cut]

yep, you're right. :)



(i think sweden's child per couple rate is 1.8 or something, so they are actually losing population. that's good new for us. :P )

that ****e news, swedish women are hot

[Ratamacue]

yep, you're right. :)



(i think sweden's child per couple rate is 1.8 or something, so they are actually losing population. that's good new for us. :P )

that ****e news, swedish women are hot

Yeah, but since when does Seoul care about the attractiveness of women? ;)

[Seraphim]

Seoul, take some advice from a stranger.

If you want four or five kids you need to find a woman first.

If you want to find a woman you need to stop quoting crap statistics like that for no apparrent reason.

If you're going to quote crap statistics, at least get them right.





yep, you're right. :)



(i think sweden's child per couple rate is 1.8 or something, so they are actually losing population. that's good new for us. :P )

that ****e news, swedish women are hot

Yeah, but since when does Seoul care about the attractiveness of women? ;)

rofl

[Seoulstriker]

Seoul, take some advice from a stranger.

If you want four or five kids you need to find a woman first.

If you want to find a woman you need to stop quoting crap statistics like that for no apparrent reason.

If you're going to quote crap statistics, at least get them right.

Gaz, they are not crap statistics.

And I already found a woman.

And I already found a woman.

[James]

Seoul, take some advice from a stranger.

If you want four or five kids you need to find a woman first.

If you want to find a woman you need to stop quoting crap statistics like that for no apparrent reason.

If you're going to quote crap statistics, at least get them right.

I will have no more than two kids. I decided that long ago.

[gaz]

Seoul, take some advice from a stranger.

If you want four or five kids you need to find a woman first.

If you want to find a woman you need to stop quoting crap statistics like that for no apparrent reason.

If you're going to quote crap statistics, at least get them right.

Gaz, they are not crap statistics.

And I already found a woman.

And I already found a woman.

After reading this forum for a year I have an uncanny ability to spot crap, and that was crap.

[cut]

Seoul, take some advice from a stranger.

If you want four or five kids you need to find a woman first.

If you want to find a woman you need to stop quoting crap statistics like that for no apparrent reason.

If you're going to quote crap statistics, at least get them right.

Gaz, they are not crap statistics.

And I already found a woman.

And I already found a woman.

your mum doesn't count and saying twice doesn't make it come true

[Seoulstriker]

Gaz, I have an uncanny ability to spot 25 year old losers who insult adolescents and teenagers from their parents' basement. :roll:

[cut]

Gaz, I have an uncanny ability to spot 25 year old losers who insult adolescents and teenagers from their parents' basement. :roll:

you wish

[memphiz]

Gaz, I have an uncanny ability to spot 25 year old losers who insult adolescents and teenagers from their parents' basement. :roll:
mister originality

[gaz]

I'm not twenty five for another month and I'm in an upstairs bedroom so presumably you're talking about someone else.

[gaz]

And I'm not a loser because my mum says I'm cool, whereas nobody thinks you're cool.

[memphiz]

And I'm not a loser because my mum says I'm cool, whereas nobody thinks you're cool.
rofl

[James]

Can't we all just get along?

[cut]

we are getting along...just, without Seoul ;)

[Operation Ivy]

poor Seoul

[Seoulstriker]

that's ok, opivy. i can deal with their insults. i'll probably be seeing them in the future as patients when someone stabs em in the back because they didn't want to take those insults from em. it's the "last-laugh" moral of the story. ;)

[seventy6er]

Seoul, 1.8 births/woman is actually a not-so-low rate. Compare it with 1.61 births/woman in Canada or 1.4 in Germany. USA have 2.07.



SOURCE (http://www.bartleby.com/151/fields/30.html)

[Haiw]

that's ok, opivy. i can deal with their insults. i'll probably be seeing them in the future as patients when someone stabs em in the back because they didn't want to take those insults from em. it's the "last-laugh" moral of the story. ;)
Or you'll just die a virgin and we'll die as succesfull men who had more women in their bed than you had patients on your table.

[Skullknight]

My girlfriend, who I intend to marry, only wants ones one or two kids. Those sound like good numbers to me.

[Seoulstriker]

Seoul, 1.8 births/woman is actually a not-so-low rate. Compare it with 1.61 births/woman in Canada or 1.4 in Germany. USA have 2.07.



SOURCE (http://www.bartleby.com/151/fields/30.html)

really. damn. i have a feeling that my population ecology professor was using old data, then. he also used flawed MBH98 global temperature data also, so i'm not surprised. still, it's close to my original statement, so i don't have a problem with that. :)

[Jack Mehoff]

I hope my first kid to be a boy, not that i'm a sexist or anything like that, I just don't want to be outnumber.

[caspermeister]

Yes. I want to have one in the future, but I'm a little bit scare after my wife had a miscarriage last year . We'll postpone it until she completes her school

I'm sorry to hear that, Jack. :( :( :(




And I already found a woman.

And I already found a woman.

Hey Congrats man! Get BUSY, Hurry! :lol:

[Midtown]

I hope my first kid to be a boy, not that i'm a sexist or anything like that, I just don't want to be outnumber.

god do I know how that feels.
Lacrosse team 90 girls
Head coach - a girl
Assistant coaches - 2 boys

Dave and I are horribly outnumbered. Those little bitches broke my sandal yesterday.

[memphiz]

I hope my first kid to be a boy, not that i'm a sexist or anything like that, I just don't want to be outnumber.

god do I know how that feels.
Lacrosse team 90 girls
Head coach - a girl
Assistant coaches - 2 boys

Dave and I are horribly outnumbered. Those little bitches broke my sandal yesterday.
You should F*** them all :D

[Midtown]

they are catholic girls too, so chances are they do take it in the butt.

They are a bunch of mini barbies, but when theres 90 of em, they are ****ing annoying. I wouldnt **** them because I think they are hot, id **** them to just be like "HA TAKe THAT YOU GOT ****ED"

[Undo]

My son...

www.simondog.com

[memphiz]

they are catholic girls too, so chances are they do take it in the butt.

They are a bunch of mini barbies, but when theres 90 of em, they are f*** annoying. I wouldnt f*** them because I think they are hot, id f*** them to just be like "HA TAKe THAT YOU GOT f***"
woot