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SeanAshi
04-29-2004, 05:29 AM
http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/photos/data/500/36maindiffer.jpg

Tengu
04-29-2004, 06:06 AM
Mehehe that pic was posted here before. Still ****ing funny :D .

Haiw
04-29-2004, 06:37 AM
rofl
Glad I'm on the 'good' side of the pond. :lol:

ChuckThunder
04-29-2004, 06:57 AM
LOL!

We have really really hot girls like you guys, but we also have really really fat girls that dress like they're hot... :|

wulfstan
04-29-2004, 08:35 AM
that pic on the left cannot be real, she must be an actress paid for the shot, anyways, i wanna know what country in Europe it is and go 'hunting'.
Hope it's the UK, altho as other brits will testify, we have more than our fair share of fatties. Maybe we should bring back rationing! :lol:

cut
04-29-2004, 08:41 AM
http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/photos/data/500/36maindiffer.jpg

then you get a really hot chick (with a gun p-) ) in Israel.

Ichhabe
04-29-2004, 08:45 AM
How many times are we gonna be pestered with that picture. It is so boring now, that I think I go outside and play with dynamite.

Seoulstriker
04-29-2004, 09:01 AM
If someone changes the flags around, you wouldn't know the difference. :roll:

Haiw
04-29-2004, 09:02 AM
...but then we would have noticed that it would be more likely the other way around! :D

cut
04-29-2004, 09:07 AM
If someone changes the flags around, you wouldn't know the difference. :roll:

yes you would you'd have to change around the food, and once you change aroung the food it doesn't make sense.

Seoulstriker
04-29-2004, 09:08 AM
no, you don't need to change the food. there are fat people in europe who eat mcdonalds too. :D

cut
04-29-2004, 09:11 AM
no, you don't need to change the food. there are fat people in europe who eat mcdonalds too. :D

yes but it is american food

Jack Mehoff
04-29-2004, 09:22 AM
Well, how about you British smile and show your teeth so I can take a picture of your teeth?

Say cheeseeeeee!!!!

Haiw
04-29-2004, 09:24 AM
To be honest I care more about asses than teeth...
:P

cut
04-29-2004, 09:25 AM
Well, how about you British smile and show your teeth so I can take a picture of your teeth?

Say cheeseeeeee!!!!

you know what the funny thing is brits don't really have bad teeth, all that along with calling us limeys was because of our sailors and marines who got scurvy from being out at see for months on end. Americans however really are fat!


btw I have great teeth

Gringo
04-29-2004, 09:25 AM
Well, how about you British smile and show your teeth so I can take a picture of your teeth?

Say cheeseeeeee!!!!

that was uncalled for Jack.
If u want to insult Cut, there is no need to take on the whole of Britain.

Gringo
04-29-2004, 09:27 AM
Well, how about you British smile and show your teeth so I can take a picture of your teeth?

Say cheeseeeeee!!!!

you know what the funny thing is brits don't really have bad teeth, all that along with calling us limeys was because of our sailors and marines who got scurvy from being out at see for months on end. Americans however really are fat!

You can't really say that Americans in general are fat. Not all americans are fat, not all europeans are thin.

Jack Mehoff
04-29-2004, 09:28 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my ****ing bad :roll:

Haiw
04-29-2004, 09:29 AM
Well, how about you British smile and show your teeth so I can take a picture of your teeth?

Say cheeseeeeee!!!!

you know what the funny thing is brits don't really have bad teeth, all that along with calling us limeys was because of our sailors and marines who got scurvy from being out at see for months on end. Americans however really are fat!

You can't really say that Americans in general are fat. Not all americans are fat, not all europeans are thin.
But statistically speaking... :P

MEGR
04-29-2004, 09:32 AM
Good looking American Women

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos23/halle-berry-1.jpg

http://www.ladysmithcofc.com/pam_anderson_ladysmith.jpg


http://mikescelebs.inkiboo.com/stacykeibler/040.jpg

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos29/uma-thurman.jpg

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/supermodels/TyraBanks/7.jpg

To name just a few.

Gringo
04-29-2004, 09:33 AM
There is a saying that 90% of statistics are mad up on the spot

Mr Gently Benevolent
04-29-2004, 09:33 AM
I still have all my teeth which is something of a surprise came close to losing a few last year when I was splitting logs in the garden. As for fat Americans well I dunno who is the fattest but my best mate makes a lot of money keeping Americans slim and in good shape.

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 09:42 AM
Eurogirls would be ok, if they discovered such great inventions as the "shower" and "toothpaste".

cut
04-29-2004, 09:44 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 09:45 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)
Your breath smells :P

cut
04-29-2004, 09:47 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)
Your breath smells :P

how would you know, ok it probably does smell at the moment I was smoking earlier, but normally it's fine, I know you're chubby though from the pic you posted on here. fecking gaylord

farmgirl
04-29-2004, 09:48 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)


Well... to be fair... jack didn't say you had a bad grill. He said the vast ( p-) ) majority of your fellow countrymen are lacking when it comes to having nice smiles. ;)


Personally, I find broad generalizations regarding the peoples of other nations to be tiresome. :roll:

cut
04-29-2004, 09:50 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)


Well... to be fair... jack didn't say you had a bad grill. He said the vast ( p-) ) majority of your fellow countrymen are lacking when it comes to having nice smiles.


Personally, I find broad generalizations regarding the peoples of other nations to be tiresome. :roll:

indeed but I didn't start it, and yet jack takes it out on me. and YES jack did say I personally had bad teeth. or at least gringo said so :P

Gringo
04-29-2004, 09:53 AM
Can someone lock this thread? before it becomes an American vs Britain slagging match

farmgirl
04-29-2004, 09:55 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)


Well... to be fair... jack didn't say you had a bad grill. He said the vast ( p-) ) majority of your fellow countrymen are lacking when it comes to having nice smiles.


Personally, I find broad generalizations regarding the peoples of other nations to be tiresome. :roll:

indeed but I didn't start it, and yet jack takes it out on me. and YES jack did say I personally had bad teeth. or at least gringo said so :P


:petting: I didn't say that you started it, nor do I care who did. I'm just saying that it happens entirely too often, and I find it tiresome. Just sayin'

I didn't take jack's comment as directed at you.... he wrote... "you British," which led me to believe he was speaking to the British as a whole... not just you. If that was not his intent... my bad.

BTW... I've seen a picture of Cut, and he does, indeed, have nice teeth. :D

cut
04-29-2004, 09:56 AM
Can someone lock this thread? before it becomes an American vs Britain slagging match

yeah probably wise, the things is British people don't have bad teeth that was to do with scurvy and sailors, as I said before however we are starting to get a lot of obese and overweight people just like in the US.

So If you called brits fat too than I can't complain as you americans shouldn't if I say that. Saying we have bad teeth is and ancient stereotype and applied to sailors, as I'm not in the Navy and nor are most of my compatriots that isn't even a generalisation it is bull****.

Gringo
04-29-2004, 09:58 AM
We need some 'Peacekeepers' on this forum, I wonder if could get any from the UN ;)

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 10:01 AM
rofl Oh wait, aren't we playing the game call Generalization v2.0 here?

Sorry, my f*** bad :roll:

did I call you fat? no, I just called the vast ( p-) ) part of your fellow americans fat.

;)
Your breath smells :P

how would you know, ok it probably does smell at the moment I was smoking earlier, but normally it's fine, I know you're chubby though from the pic you posted on here. fecking gaylord
Chubby rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Well, I gotta admit I neve EVER was called chubby before.
But I guess there is a first time for everything.
Btw, I was just smoking too, but I didnt mean that kinda bad breath. I was refering to bad breath caused by cheese-yellow teeth, and white-colored tongue, from plaqu. :P ;)

Haiw
04-29-2004, 10:04 AM
Eurogirls would be ok, if they discovered such great inventions as the "shower" and "toothpaste".
:cantbeli:
You gotta be an Ukrainian American called RamblingAsshat to come up with something like that...

Macs.
04-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Typisch Holzkopf. p-)

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Eurogirls would be ok, if they discovered such great inventions as the "shower" and "toothpaste".
:cantbeli:
You gotta be an Ukrainian American called RamblingAsshat to come up with something like that...
And you are an albino monkey, ok? :lol:

Gringo
04-29-2004, 10:11 AM
Can we cut the **** talk plz?

Where is the ****ing moderators when u need them?

farmgirl
04-29-2004, 10:11 AM
We need some 'Peacekeepers' on this forum, I wonder if could get any from the UN ;)


*peacekeeping Mom mode on*

If you can't say something nice.... don't say anything at all!!! ;)

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 10:12 AM
Can we cut the **** talk plz?

Where is the f*** moderators when u need them?
The whole thread is "**** talk"

sethen
04-29-2004, 10:17 AM
I fu#Ked a bunch of Euro-ho's! Much better quality, I must say!

Gringo
04-29-2004, 10:21 AM
Can we cut the **** talk plz?

Where is the f*** moderators when u need them?
The whole thread is "**** talk"

it doesn't mean that you have to encourage it by continuing it.

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 10:22 AM
Can we cut the **** talk plz?

Where is the f*** moderators when u need them?
The whole thread is "**** talk"

it doesn't mean that you have to encourage it by continuing it.
I didnt hear you complaining against the person who started the thread.
O wait, I firgot, he was only dissing Americans... :roll:

Tengu
04-29-2004, 10:22 AM
Some ppl just can't handle a joke.

Mr Gently Benevolent
04-29-2004, 10:25 AM
I didnt hear you complaining against the person who started the thread.
O wait, I firgot, he was only dissing Americans... :roll:
Er... Russian it was an American that started this thread and it was supposed to be funny. :)

UkrainianAmerican
04-29-2004, 10:26 AM
I didnt hear you complaining against the person who started the thread.
O wait, I firgot, he was only dissing Americans... :roll:
Er... Russian it was an American that started this thread and it was supposed to be funny. :)
Thats great.
But its only funny as long as its bashing America, right?

Gringo
04-29-2004, 10:30 AM
Ok, i'll make you a deal, this thread can be locked or we'll stop posting and it'll go away(to an extent), so the threads will be among another of the thousands of pointless threads in this forum.

Jack Mehoff
04-29-2004, 11:22 AM
Some ppl just can't handle a joke.

More like some people can't taste their own medicine. :roll:

Jack Mehoff
04-29-2004, 11:26 AM
Saying that Americans are fat is a joke, right?

Let's see if you think these are jokes when I say something like french women with hairy armpits and french men are surrendering monkeys. Dutch are potheads. German are nazi. Swedish like animal ***.

Ichhabe
04-29-2004, 11:33 AM
Saying that Americans are fat is a joke, right?

Let's see if you think these are jokes when I say something like french women with hairy armpits and french men are surrendering monkeys. Dutch are potheads. German are nazi. Swedish like animal ***.

Why do you care if the French women have hairy arm pits? You don't talk in to womens arm pits on a regular basis?

Can't come up with a snappy comment about surrendering Frenchmen. Neither didn't those guys jumping out over Dien Bien
Phu in Vietnam think about that. ;)

And the Dutch know they are potheads. :D

Germans are nazi.

And Swedes are known for they loving tendering care of animals. Can't hate them for that, can we? :D

Haiw
04-29-2004, 11:39 AM
Saying that Americans are fat is a joke, right?

Let's see if you think these are jokes when I say something like french women with hairy armpits and french men are surrendering monkeys. Dutch are potheads. German are nazi. Swedish like animal ***.
Well to be honest I can't really care about that. Because contrary to the statement about Americans being fat you can't back up your 'jokes'. (Not even the 'Dutch are potheads' one)

cut
04-29-2004, 11:45 AM
Saying that Americans are fat is a joke, right?

Let's see if you think these are jokes when I say something like french women with hairy armpits and french men are surrendering monkeys. Dutch are potheads. German are nazi. Swedish like animal ***.

which of these places have been to? before I went to the States I thought that fat americans was a stereotype. Mainly because there are only thin good looking people of american tv and films. I've never however come across a nazi in germany, a french woman with hairy armpits, potheads depend on your definition and swedish animal *** is obviously a minority.
overweight americans aren't a small minority, germans, swedes, frogs etc.. are probably far more, overweight then they are any of the other things you have called them, but one thing is for sure we may all suffer from having fat citizens but its the US that suffers the most.

Gringo
04-29-2004, 11:45 AM
Hey, I thought we had an agreement to let this thread rot and die?

Jack Mehoff
04-29-2004, 11:50 AM
I see, you Euro master race is too perfect and you can't go wrong with anything. :roll:

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Do you actually interview every german living in Germany?? How about checking armpits of every french woman?


I've never however come across a nazi in germany



p.s. muslim are terrorists.

See, making broad generalization is fun, but prepare to taste your own ****ing medicine if you are about to make one. Oh yes, I need a new chair because my old chair couldn't support my fatass.

cut
04-29-2004, 11:53 AM
I see, you Euro master race is too perfect and you can't go wrong with anything. :roll:

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Do you actually interview every german living in Germany??


I've never however come across a nazi in germany



p.s. muslim are terrorists.

See, making broad generalization is fun, but prepare to taste your own f*** medicine if you are about to make one. Oh yes, I need a new chair because my old chair couldn't support my fatass.

there are plenty of things wrong with " my euro mater race" we have loads of fat people too, just not as many as you.

what I was saying was I've never met a german nazi, and yet I've met plenty of overweight americans and seen even more. :D

Ichhabe
04-29-2004, 12:02 PM
I see, you Euro master race is too perfect and you can't go wrong with anything. :roll:

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Do you actually interview every german living in Germany?? How about checking armpits of every french woman?


I've never however come across a nazi in germany



p.s. muslim are terrorists.

See, making broad generalization is fun, but prepare to taste your own f*** medicine if you are about to make one. Oh yes, I need a new chair because my old chair couldn't support my fatass.

It does not work on me. I just smile. :)

EvanL
04-29-2004, 12:54 PM
Good looking American Women

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos23/halle-berry-1.jpg

http://www.ladysmithcofc.com/pam_anderson_ladysmith.jpg


http://mikescelebs.inkiboo.com/stacykeibler/040.jpg

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos29/uma-thurman.jpg

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/supermodels/TyraBanks/7.jpg

To name just a few.
Sorry pal but Pamela is ours ;)

Haiw
04-29-2004, 12:54 PM
Well the problem is that we know that you're wrong about the amount of for example nazis in Germany or about the shaving habits in France. It would have been a different ball game if you'd talk about something that's backed by facts, like 'Germans are huge beer-consumers', or 'Frenchies drink so much wine that they almost piss it', or 'The Dutch have the best national footballteam of the world'. Now I know not every American is a fatso, but you can't denie the fact that you're statistically the fattest country in the world. Just like I can't deny that we in the Netherlands are as 'Dutch' as it gets. ;)

Haiw
04-29-2004, 12:56 PM
Sorry pal but Pamela is ours ;)
And didn't Halle Berry grow up in Germany? ;)

sethen
04-29-2004, 02:23 PM
Who had to post a pic of that skank Pamela Anderson?????? :bash:

Salty Dog
04-29-2004, 02:34 PM
edit: crap

Salty Dog
04-29-2004, 02:45 PM
edit: pamela is canadian, didn't see that you guys already pointed that out.

California Joe
04-29-2004, 03:59 PM
I like my women like my coffee. Hot and black.

FallenAngel
04-29-2004, 04:03 PM
I like my women like my coffee. Hot and black.

Heard that one the other day...

except the punch line was "Ground up and in the fridge". :P

California Joe
04-29-2004, 04:05 PM
Talk to Ted Bundy a lot do you?

Fintin
04-29-2004, 05:18 PM
farmgirl is american....so stop talking.....WE WIN