MP.net Dumbarse of the week (and Bar) 02 - 06 Apr 07 [Archive]

Ngati Tumatauenga

04-05-2007, 05:31 PM

Well, another historic first in the lauded annals of MP.net. Our first Bar to the DAOTW award.

A little early this week, but there really wasn't going to be any serious competition for this.

I'm sure the Iranains did treat them very well, but not because the Iranains are compassionate or anything like that but becauase they wanted to claim the moral high ground and say look how we treat foreigners we detain compared to the Americans in Iraq. To get them to confess I think they simply said if you don't it will be a lot longer until you get home. I think this debacle shows that Britains youth today are a lot softer than in the past and quite immature.
Some of them looked giddy with excitement at meeting Amedinajad and enjoyed speaking to Iranian journalists. The least they could have done at that point, when it was clear they where being released was show quiet dignity.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=108009&page=100

It must be so frustrating stu, knowing so much from the safety and comfort of your armchair, but being unable to convince the rest of us with your daunting experience.

Stu B

MP.net Dumbarse of the week

02 - 06 Apr 07

Special little gold stars of effort go the the following,

Boogabear6
Inetwarrior
Dronetek
nobbyq
Xtoisè

Fade

04-05-2007, 05:33 PM

The gold stars are a rather nice touch. :)

Ravage

04-05-2007, 05:34 PM

"gold stars of effort " ? you mean they were also nominated ? I understand Inetwarrior but Dronetek ?

Robbee

04-05-2007, 05:44 PM

He's poised to make a run at a three-peat.

Exer

04-05-2007, 05:46 PM

Where is valdezfa18 on the list?

zonk

04-05-2007, 05:47 PM

this dude needs to be kicked in teh teeth as soon as he removes his head from his ass

Anthony91

04-05-2007, 05:48 PM

I'm suprised me, Caliber, D3ath or Hopeful weren't on that list.

Anyways, congrats StuB

D3ath

04-05-2007, 05:50 PM

Why would I be on the list? You're the wannabe D.A. here

I Personally think Gooba should have definately gotten it, but Ngati wasn't around for that thread to fully understand his extent of dumbarsism

Anthony91

04-05-2007, 05:53 PM

Why would I be on the list?

From the 100+ posts you and me posted in the Wepon thread...

(Yes I know I spelt Weapon wrong....)

Big Lebowski

04-05-2007, 06:08 PM

"gold stars of effort " ? you mean they were also nominated ? I understand Inetwarrior but Dronetek ?
i think he got his little gold star for this one, imo well deserved.
They are trained to resist giving anything but their name,rank and seril number at basic trainig arent they? When they did give all this information up, they had not been in captivity but a few hours. Are you saying none of that matters?
and the reply
What planet are you on - this isn't Stalag 17 - wise up instead of engaging keyboard with brain in neutral!¨
he later got banned..

Kilkenny

04-05-2007, 06:15 PM

Starfox Kid, If there was an ass kiss or post whore with nothing to say award, you'd get the gold star of the week, and month.

OldRecon

04-05-2007, 06:17 PM

i think he got his little gold star for this one, imo well deserved.

and the reply
¨
he later got banned..

From what I've heard the procedure of only giving name, rank and serial number in the British armed forces have now been replaced by an SOP that instructs any member of the British armed forces being captured to more or less mimick their captors parrot fashion when showed on screen etc?

demotivater

04-05-2007, 06:19 PM

A toast to you, Stu B!! woot

You dumb arse!!

imohammed2

04-05-2007, 06:29 PM

A little early this week, but there really wasn't going to be any serious competition for this.

lol....perhaps you spoke too soon?

check this out: http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109048

...does the US trust or have a lot of business in trying to deal with attacking saudi forces if all hell broke loose?

"attacking saudi forces!" that's just.........:cantbeli:

Anthony91

04-05-2007, 06:58 PM

Starfox Kid, If there was an ass kiss or post whore with nothing to say award, you'd get the gold star of the week, and month.

Who the **** are you?

(That was a question by the way...)

Bryson C

04-05-2007, 07:03 PM

I wonder if Stu B will go for the hat trick?

Rotorhead

04-05-2007, 07:36 PM

To get them to confess I think they simply said if you don't it will be a lot longer until you get home.

Really, I heard they were tickled.

Congrats douche.

Kilkenny

04-05-2007, 07:39 PM

Edit.............

Kilkenny

04-05-2007, 07:47 PM

[quote=The Starfox Kid;2416650]Who the **** are you?

(That was a question by the way...)[/quote
I'm new here. I just gathered from the thread the other day about the jungle weapon, you kept going on and on about nothing after almost every post, also agreeing with what everbody says. That's all.

oswald

04-05-2007, 07:59 PM

Yeah, that's him in a nutshell.

Rotorhead

04-05-2007, 08:05 PM

Yeah, that's him in a nutshell.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n256/phreax9/l_0722c5e70e0af1f728cc63fe15601b22.jpg

California Joe

04-05-2007, 08:28 PM

Good choice.

akruD

04-05-2007, 10:29 PM

Starfox Kid, If there was an ass kiss or post whore with nothing to say award, you'd get the gold star of the week, and month.

Gold.......rofl

silveykyle

04-05-2007, 10:39 PM

a 3peat would be nice

.666 Caliber

04-05-2007, 11:03 PM

Boogabear made honorable mention at least
but you are on STUPID BASTARD to be able to get it two weeks in a row with all of the dumbarses on here! LOL

.666 Caliber

04-05-2007, 11:05 PM

WhoTF is KilKenny!?

California Joe

04-05-2007, 11:08 PM

I don't care. He's got anthony pegged.

.666 Caliber

04-05-2007, 11:13 PM

True but that infamous thread we all contributed to was nonsense to begin with. I told everyone it was like reading a cat in the hat book in colab with raichard scary productions on exstacy in a rave.

chulo_allen

04-05-2007, 11:14 PM

I'm suprised me, Caliber, D3ath or Hopeful weren't on that list.

Anyways, congrats StuB

or the rest of the gang from "that" thread

California Joe

04-05-2007, 11:16 PM

Nonsense posts are annoying and pointless.

Dumbarse posts are offensive, ignorant and/or hateful.

.666 Caliber

04-05-2007, 11:22 PM

True true...I honestly thought we were gonna get a joint DAOTW award for that abomination we produced called WEPONS . Either way...we made history in 4 hours of nonsense on MP.net.

P.S. thanx Cali Joe.

Lt. KoNAne

04-06-2007, 12:46 AM

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n256/phreax9/l_0722c5e70e0af1f728cc63fe15601b22.jpg

I like his DC shirt.

shorty

04-06-2007, 01:08 AM

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n256/phreax9/l_0722c5e70e0af1f728cc63fe15601b22.jpg
The fact that he drives a van probably doesn't help much either.....

akruD

04-06-2007, 01:12 AM

didnt he win beaucoup money and end up crashing a plane into an island?

this thread is now about MINI-HURLEY!
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8251/lostrobedhurleyfn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kilkenny

04-06-2007, 01:14 AM

Art Garfunkel?

D-gin

04-06-2007, 01:26 AM

Armchair generals...........

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1686/sealkt7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

firdaus_84

04-06-2007, 04:45 AM

:) what is dumbarse?

Ironsight06

04-06-2007, 04:51 AM

Great choice Ngati! Good to see there's a bar this week, too many candidates to keep up with.

Ngati Tumatauenga

04-06-2007, 05:01 AM

:) what is dumbarse?

Someone who writes something like this.

That because Holocoust does not happen IMHO, its invented from 1970. Sorry guys,no detail info about Holocoust did found before 1950 in any solid archives.

How's that holocaust denial philosophy working for you, sport?

Seraphim

04-06-2007, 05:33 AM

EvanL

04-06-2007, 05:41 AM

How about adding my now ex girlfriend in on that Ngati?

akruD

04-06-2007, 05:43 AM

didnt he win beaucoup money and end up crashing a plane into an island?

this thread is now about MINI-HURLEY!
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8251/lostrobedhurleyfn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
I dont remember seeing that episode...

Its the one where Hurley becomes a God after finding a magic robe.

He gets hungry and eats the baby.

This is the scene where the baby is being offered up for sacrifice by the cowed survivors.

oldsoak

04-06-2007, 08:14 AM

Ngati - we need a ribbon for this - summat that can be stuck under the avatar
.....am I being b*tchy ?

Laworkerbee

04-06-2007, 05:01 PM

oldsoak

04-06-2007, 05:06 PM

He's joking right ? :roll:

Anthony91

04-06-2007, 05:08 PM

He's joking right ? :roll:

Yep, he said it...

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2256597#post2256597

Ngati Tumatauenga

04-06-2007, 05:12 PM

Nope, he's serious.

Just look at his post history, sneering disdain for the west, fawning adulation for anything anti-west.

He's a stereotype.

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by firdaus_84 View Post
That because Holocoust does not happen IMHO, its invented from 1970. Sorry guys,no detail info about Holocoust did found before 1950 in any solid archives.

You have got to be ****ting me!!!!

How did the mod-crew miss that one. Why did no-one report it?

Firdaus_84 has just left the building - everybody wave goodbye.................

Anthony91

04-06-2007, 05:14 PM

How did the mod-crew miss that one. Why did no-one report it?

Right as I saw the post, I knew I should of reported it.

But then I saw you post this...so yeah.

Ngati Tumatauenga

04-06-2007, 05:21 PM

How did the mod-crew miss that one. Why did no-one report it?

Firdaus_84 has just left the building - everybody wave goodbye.................

I was going to report it after giving him a chance to 'defend' himself.

I needed the sport.

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 05:22 PM

Sorry mate - that one had to go.

D3ath

04-06-2007, 05:23 PM

Right as I saw the post, I knew I should of reported it.

But then I saw you post this...so yeah.

You are such a good citizen

Anthony91

04-06-2007, 05:23 PM

You are such a good citizen

Why thank you kind sir. :)

Laworkerbee

04-06-2007, 05:24 PM

How did the mod-crew miss that one. Why did no-one report it?

Firdaus_84 has just left the building - everybody wave goodbye.................

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out Firdaus_84

Good riddance!!!

Ngati Tumatauenga

04-06-2007, 05:26 PM

I fully agree. I just wanted to see him twisting in the wind for a little while.

No matter, there's plenty more sport to be had. Especially in the "MOH winner looks at sailors conduct thread".

What is it with the gung ho set demanding 'death before dishonour' from the Brit Marines and Sailors?

Lov3ll

04-06-2007, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by firdaus_84 View Post
That because Holocoust does not happen IMHO, its invented from 1970. Sorry guys,no detail info about Holocoust did found before 1950 in any solid archives.

You have got to be ****ting me!!!!

Everyone knows all the videos and pictures and trials and confessions and documents and mass graves are all fake and were created by the zionists. p-)

Laworkerbee

04-06-2007, 05:36 PM

What is it with the gung ho set demanding 'death before dishonour' from the Brit Marines and Sailors?

Perhaps the lack of experience in having one of these up close and personal looking down the business end of the barrel
http://www.rugreview.com/afgwar/20oni4.jpg

Sigfan

04-06-2007, 05:38 PM

Trust me son, a bucket of water, car battery and a couple of brillo pads will have you singning. You'll tell them you shot Kennedy, crashed at Roswell and were banging your own mama..

Johnny_H

04-06-2007, 05:39 PM

in regards to those who think the RN sailors/marines should of been "Name Rank Serial"

I think some people just take too many war movies as reality.

RAFREGT

04-06-2007, 05:41 PM

Trust me son, a bucket of water, car battery and a couple of brillo pads will have you singning. You'll tell them you shot Kennedy, crashed at Roswell and were banging your own mama..

that made me spit my tea over my computer!!!! LMAO brilliant!!!!!:) :) :) :) :)

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 05:47 PM

Why do people like the idiots like Firdaus_84 even bother joining forums at all? Albiet they are just speed bumps for a quick laugh but why...? Do they do it to make waves or what?

Opinions please:______________

Anthony91

04-06-2007, 05:49 PM

Aerosoul

04-06-2007, 05:50 PM

They do it for the same reasons everyone else does. Firdaus_84 and his kind are just not very intelligent...but probably think they are because of the opinions they hold.

Rotorhead

04-06-2007, 05:50 PM

CNN yesterday was hinting at how the Brits may have given in too easily in contrast to that American POW in Vietnam that had morsed "bull-****" by blinking during his televised 'confession'. God I hate the media.

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 05:50 PM

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 05:54 PM

You gave me an infraction faster than I could change it LOL.

Anthony91

04-06-2007, 05:55 PM

Your custom title fits you Caliber. :D

(And yeah I know, mine fits me as well...)

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 05:58 PM

I got in trouble again . Don't mean to but thats how that cookie crumbles. LOL. Ima stick to something cute for the moment...

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:06 PM

Haha very funny ....so we just go around changing my title then? I get it hahaha....

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 06:08 PM

Come on, you don't have a good record with avatars. I'd toe the line of I were you instead of setting a bad example to the kids around here. p-)

Clete Torres

04-06-2007, 06:09 PM

I was going to report it.....

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7506/henrybarstoolit9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2968/pigeon0020oy5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Aerosoul

04-06-2007, 06:10 PM

Here we go....

zonk

04-06-2007, 06:10 PM

for once i give you props clete

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:16 PM

That was two and yes the first was blatantly obvious now that I look back on it. I have a lot of them that aren't even bad and are just as harmless as my little panda...LOL

EvanL

04-06-2007, 06:17 PM

http://www.southernobserver.com/images/hoe.jpg
http://hometown.aol.com/morganakamoe83/images/moe%20howard---7.jpg

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 06:17 PM

That was two and yes the first was blatantly obvious now that I look back on it. I have a lot of them that aren't even bad and are just as harmless as my little panda...LOL

OK, bring on the cutie animals - look, Clete loves pigeons! woot

zonk

04-06-2007, 06:19 PM

clete loves dogs also....just in a way thats not beneficial to the dog

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 06:19 PM

clete loves dogs also....just in a way thats not beneficial to the dog

Enough of that - we have children watching.

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:20 PM

clete loves dogs also....just in a way thats not beneficial to the dog

Explain the dog thing...but without making me sick.

Aerosoul

04-06-2007, 06:20 PM

Enough of that - we have children watching.
SFK... close your eyes.

DeltaWhisky58

04-06-2007, 06:21 PM

Explain the dog thing...but without making me sick.

:cantbeli: No! You don't want to go there!

Clete - NO!

Anthony91

04-06-2007, 06:23 PM

SFK... close your eyes.

You know SFK could also stand for "Special Forces Kid".

But then again...i'm not a poser.

Switek

04-06-2007, 06:24 PM

Explain the dog thing...but without making me sick.

You're on straight way to perdition

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:27 PM

You're on straight way to perdition

And why is that?
If the dog thing is that bad please by all means keep it to yourselves. I wanna sleep well tonight.

Aerosoul

04-06-2007, 06:28 PM

It's just a picture Clete has posted many times. The ass-end of a dog.

Switek

04-06-2007, 06:30 PM

And why is that?
If the dog thing is that bad please by all means keep it to yourselves. I wanna sleep well tonight.

It's you who had such fantasies... very bad in mp.net's world...

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:30 PM

Oh yeah!!! The one where he was talking about how he was gonna post it anyway cause digrar wasn't around on the WEPONS thread. LOL. He is a sick bastard...

Aerosoul

04-06-2007, 06:31 PM

You know SFK could also stand for "Special Forces Kid".
Only you would think of that. Sounds like a great movie title.

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:31 PM

Only you would think of that. Sounds like a great movie title.

For Disney...

Switek

04-06-2007, 06:32 PM

Oh yeah!!! The one where he was talking about how he was gonna post it anyway cause digrar wasn't around on the WEPONS thread. LOL. He is a sick bastard...

... suicide ... :|

.666 Caliber

04-06-2007, 06:36 PM

suicide. I thought of the voice from Halo when i read that.

_yarrick

04-06-2007, 06:36 PM

does anyone else ever feel like they're back in preschool when they're on here?

Clete Torres

04-06-2007, 06:40 PM

I'm a little slow on the uptake today. I starred at Evan's hoe-Moe (homo) picture for about a minute and a half before I figured out what the hell he was trying to say. I thought Moe was Shemp for some reason and Hoe-Shemp wasn't ringing any bells. LOL.