Kids today

[gaz]

I won't lie... You lot scare me.

When I was a kid I was breaking into abandoned factories... Or trying to touch up girls.... Or stealing my dads beer..... Or doing anything that kids aren't supposed to do.

You lot sit around comparing computer specs, talking about what classes you take or discuss when you're going to have kids. And you don't even talk about it with real people... You tell strangers on the internet....

What the hell is happening to Western civilisation?

[NcDeuce]

You tell strangers on the internet....

What the hell is happening to Western civilisation?

Blame Al Gore, he invented the internet. rofl

[Operation Ivy]

well i didnt start really using computers till i was about 17, i think some1's jealous that they grew up without them ;)

[Ratamacue]

I won't lie... You lot scare me.

When I was a kid I was breaking into abandoned factories... Or trying to touch up girls.... Or stealing my dads beer..... Or doing anything that kids aren't supposed to do.

I've heard of such things, but only as rumors. Does such a place outside my computer desk actually exist?

[gaz]

My family had our first computer some time around 1983 when I was four....

Yeah, I grew up without them because those first four years were a bastard.

[born_to_kill]

the internet is a beautiful thing

[Midtown]

Im with you, Im not even a kid anymore and Im still trying to break into those goddamn factories.

[Ria]

It's interesting to talk to different people from all over the world. More fun than talking to a lot of the people at my school :|

[gaz]

You're right, it's interesting to talk to different people, but frankly, a lot of the people here aren't that interesting.

[memphiz]

Hey now
While I was growing up I broke into alot of things/places. I stole anything I could get my hands on, not because I needed it, I did it for a rush. I hit on girls like crazy and fool around with them.

I didnt have to steal my dads beer, Id simply go:
"hey dad can I try a bit of your beer?"
and I would get to try a little bit of it. Once I hit 14 Id go:
"hey dad can I have a beer"
and I would get one.

I do lots of thing Im not supposed to do, and I got punished by having to do clean up services for my school.

The reason I spend so much time on the computer is I get out of school at 2pm, and Ive recently moved so I dont really know anybody yet and I havent got a job yet (Ive applied, but nothing yet)
I also talk to alot of my old friends on the computer to.
So there you go ;)

[memphiz]

And I like to talk to people around the world here :D

[Michael RVR]

Well maybe your dad had better beer than mine, there was no point stealing that ****e. :bash:
If it makes you feel better i have broken into warehouses before.. and got 850 people in there for a party :D

*whistles and wanders off*

[California Joe]

I didn't touch a computer till I was about 25.

[Ria]

*shrug* What can I say, I'm a good girl :| ;)

[gaz]

What's the fun in being given beer? The fun was in stealing if for Gawds sake.

The other thing that's f**ked up these days is ****.

You lot will never know the feeling of dread as you walked into a shop, blatantly underage, to buy ****, hoping to God you didn't see a friend of your parents, and then the feeling of exhilaration as you walked out.

No, you don't do that, you type "****" into a search engine and start yanking your plank.

It's no fun anymore.

[cut]

I didn't touch a computer till I was about 25.

I didn't realise they'd been invented that long ago ;)

[memphiz]

*shrug* What can I say, I'm a good girl :| ;)
Good girls are really the bad girls that dont get caught ;)

[American Patriot]

I used to tie my parents up and throw parties at their house and torture them with 12V car batteries and ****. We're friends now though.

[California Joe]

70's **** is populated by women that look like they're smuggling squirrels between their thighs.

[memphiz]

70's **** is populated by women that look like they're smuggling squirrels between their thighs.
rofl
Eeeewwwwwww....

[American Patriot]

Vintage **** is great actually.

[gaz]

I ate a squirrel once.

[memphiz]

I ate a squirrel once.
I shot a squirrel with a paintball once. The squirrel was fine it was white coloured though ;)

[American Patriot]

I've eaten about a dozen whole gopher snakes. They taste just like chicken.

[James]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]

[American Patriot]

I ate a jackalope once.

[memphiz]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]
James is cool :D

[Ratamacue]

*shrug* What can I say, I'm a good girl :| ;)

Pah, good girls aren't any fun...but then again, I'm a reckless fool.

[Seraphim]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4805&highlight=food

[farmgirl]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]


That sounds delicious.... :|

[James]

I ate a jackalope once.

You LIE! No one has ever eaten a jackalope. They are too ornery to be caught by men.

[Seoulstriker]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4805&highlight=food

thank you, mr. historian man. :)

[James]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]


That sounds delicious.... :|

Slather it in BBQ sauce and char it over an open fire. It tastes, of course, like chicken.

[Seraphim]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4805&highlight=food

thank you, mr. historian man. :)

Anytime :lol:

[gaz]

You're all freaking me out now. I made a joke about going downtown on a girl and now it's turning into culinary mastercourse.

[farmgirl]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]


That sounds delicious.... :|

Slather it in BBQ sauce and char it over an open fire. It tastes, of course, like chicken.


If you were cooking.... I would try it, but if it tastes like chicken.... can we just eat chicken? :D

[Ria]

Pah, good girls aren't any fun...but then again, I'm a reckless fool.

Not necessarily true ;)

[James]

You're all freaking me out now. I made a joke about going downtown on a girl and now it's turning into culinary mastercourse.

I guess I skipped ahead... I missed the joke. I thought we were talking about cooking.

[memphiz]

Pah, good girls aren't any fun...but then again, I'm a reckless fool.

Not necessarily true ;)

Good girls are really the bad girls that dont get caught ;)

[James]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]


That sounds delicious.... :|

Slather it in BBQ sauce and char it over an open fire. It tastes, of course, like chicken.


If you were cooking.... I would try it, but if it tastes like chicken.... can we just eat chicken? :D

I suppose. They don't sell debrained jackrabbit at the grocer's, but they do sell chicken. I don't think there are jackrabbits in my state anyway.

[Ratamacue]

Pah, good girls aren't any fun...but then again, I'm a reckless fool.

Not necessarily true ;)

Well, I think memphiz summarized it best. Good girls aren't any fun until they stop being good. ;)

[farmgirl]

You're all freaking me out now. I made a joke about going downtown on a girl and now it's turning into culinary mastercourse.


What did you really expect, gaz?

[mocking_loudly_died]

Kids should be shot on sight then sold to Chinese human parts vendors.

[gaz]

You're all freaking me out now. I made a joke about going downtown on a girl and now it's turning into culinary mastercourse.

I guess I skipped ahead... I missed the joke. I thought we were talking about cooking.

It doesn't realy matter, wasn't actually that funny... :D

[memphiz]

I ate a squirrel once.

I ate a jackrabbit that I debrained with a .22 pistol.[/i]


That sounds delicious.... :|

Slather it in BBQ sauce and char it over an open fire. It tastes, of course, like chicken.


If you were cooking.... I would try it, but if it tastes like chicken.... can we just eat chicken? :D

I suppose. They don't sell debrained jackrabbit at the grocer's, but they do sell chicken. I don't think there are jackrabbits in my state anyway.
Hey there's like millions of Jackrabbit were I am, you can debrain as many as you want :)

[Seoulstriker]

Don't listen to them, Ria. There are plenty of guys out there who like nice girls. (including Han Solo. rofl )

[Ratamacue]

Don't listen to them, Ria. There are plenty of guys out there who like nice girls. (including Han Solo. rofl )

There are plenty of guys out there who'll never get any, too.

[cut]

stay away from the star wars geek

[Seraphim]

stay away from the star wars geek

Hes not a star wars geek, hes a




i'm not a computer-nerd, I'm a computer-scientist and molecular/cellular biologist with an emphasis in computational biology and genomics, and doing course work in preparation for med school. :)

[Seoulstriker]

* in arnold's voice *

"you, son of a bitch!" :lol:

[cut]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/newbuttons/eek3.gif

[Ria]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/newbuttons/eek3.gif

rofl rofl rofl

[memphiz]

* in arnold's voice *

"you, son of a bitch!" :lol:
It would have been funny if you went
*in Fez's voice*

etc...


(fez is from 'That 70's Show)

[Seraphim]

* in arnold's voice *

"you, son of a bitch!" :lol:
It would have been funny if you went
*in Fez's voice*

etc...


(fez is from 'That 70's Show)

Agreed, then you would say "goodday!...I said goodday!" and stomp away.

[memphiz]

* in arnold's voice *

"you, son of a bitch!" :lol:
It would have been funny if you went
*in Fez's voice*

etc...


(fez is from 'That 70's Show)

Agreed, then you would say "goodday!...I said goodday!" and stomp away.
Yeah exactly.
For a wannabe doctor he isnt to smart. ;)

[James]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Let's get back to rabbits and squirrels and the like. Please...

[cut]

You doctors always have wives... they must go for the money, don't worry Seoul only 8 years of virginity left until a gold digger comes along to pop your cherry.

[Seraphim]

You doctors always have wives... they must go for the money, don't worry Seoul only 8 years of virginity left until a gold digger comes along to pop your cherry.

http://www.funkyshop.com/golddigger.jpg

[memphiz]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Let's get back to rabbits and squirrels and the like. Please...
Could you debrain a rabbit with...lets say...a grenade :D

[James]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Let's get back to rabbits and squirrels and the like. Please...
Could you debrain a rabbit with...lets say...a grenade :D

Yes, but with much less precision than a .22.

[memphiz]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Let's get back to rabbits and squirrels and the like. Please...
Could you debrain a rabbit with...lets say...a grenade :D

Yes, but with much less precision than a .22.
Hmm..but which way do you think would be funner :P

[James]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Let's get back to rabbits and squirrels and the like. Please...
Could you debrain a rabbit with...lets say...a grenade :D

Yes, but with much less precision than a .22.
Hmm..but which way do you think would be funner :P

A grenade, unless you wanted to eat the long eared, fleet footed beast afterwards.

[farmgirl]

I disapprove of killing animals for the sake of killing them. Just sayin'

[Maine Finn]

I won't lie... You lot scare me.

When I was a kid I was breaking into abandoned factories... Or trying to touch up girls.... Or stealing my dads beer..... Or doing anything that kids aren't supposed to do.

You lot sit around comparing computer specs, talking about what classes you take or discuss when you're going to have kids. And you don't even talk about it with real people... You tell strangers on the internet....

What the hell is happening to Western civilisation?

I can't say I've done everything you've listed, but by no means have I behaved myself growing up. I was the kid who would tape thumbtacks to the teacher's chair and steal things from her desk. ("Little" things like the demerit slips that were supposed to go to the office after being written.)

High school was awesome. I stole stuff all the time, from teachers and the main office. I broke into the school once or twice to get some parts for a buddy of mine. Hell, I got myself expelled near the end of junior year. Ahhhh, those were the days.... p-)



*shrug* What can I say, I'm a good girl :| ;)
Good girls are really the bad girls that dont get caught ;)

So true.

[memphiz]

What the hell are you all talking about?

Let's get back to rabbits and squirrels and the like. Please...
Could you debrain a rabbit with...lets say...a grenade :D

Yes, but with much less precision than a .22.
Hmm..but which way do you think would be funner :P

A grenade, unless you wanted to eat the long eared, fleet footed beast afterwards.
Good point

[Operation Ivy]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/newbuttons/eek3.gif

hey i got some too

http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/bigcry.gif

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http://www.kustomkettles.com/forums/images/smiles/bigcool.gif

:D

[Haiw]

You're exaggerating gaz...even I ain't the full-time geek you'd think I am, and I've got the scars to back it up. :D

[Fintin]

i know how to turn a computer on and get to the internet...thats about it...i have had my times of hideing from/getting cought by cops....i work on cars...i hang out with friends and do dumb stuff...and we never have discused who has the bigger hard drive...although i think in modern society its kinda like 1950-1970 america but the computer has become the new hotrod

[Midtown]

I threw a bowling ball down the street last week.

[Fintin]

I threw a bowling ball down the street last week.

we used to throw sticks at cars...funny until some SUV pumping rap chased us down...built a road block once too..that was too funny....camaros just can clear logs well

[memphiz]

I threw a bowling ball down the street last week.
I threw a tire once....man did that thing fly, we couldnt even catch it

[MolliG]

I threw stones at a (parked) lorry once, next I saw my cousin, who was throwing as well, sprinting away... Then I saw one pissed off lorry driver. Made up some story about being on holiday so he would stop asking for my address... Eventually I got away (With my heart pounding and my brain wondering if I was going to go to prison, et cetera.). The first, and last, time I did anything properly bad. :lol: :oops:

[caspermeister]

Don't listen to them, Ria. There are plenty of guys out there who like nice girls. (including Han Solo. rofl )

Nice move Han. :D

[Ria]

Nice move Han. :D

I love your avatar p-)

[cut]

Nice move Han. :D

I love your avatar p-)

I like yours better.


beat you to it casper

[Ria]

I like yours better

lol, thank you :) :hug: It's Nelly Furtado btw. She's one of my favorites :)

[caspermeister]

I like yours better

lol, thank you :) :hug: It's Nelly Furtado btw. She's one of my favorites :)

Nelly Furtado is from BC... cool woot





Nice move Han. :D

I love your avatar p-)

Thanx :hug: I like yours too ;)

[MaDuce]

Most kids today lack respect. They act tlike they the fo shizzle gangsta but cry like a baby when their parents don't buy them a mercedes for their 16th birthday.

[caspermeister]

A Mercedes for their 16th birthday? Spoiled lil brats! I got bus pass when I was 16.

[Fintin]

the promlem with kids today(being 20 gives me athority to act like i am all grown up) is that the girls look older then they are....why are we all in such a hurry to grow up?

[Ria]

the promlem with kids today(being 20 gives me athority to act like i am all grown up) is that the girls look older then they are....why are we all in such a hurry to grow up?

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?

scary :|

[memphiz]

the promlem with kids today(being 20 gives me athority to act like i am all grown up) is that the girls look older then they are....why are we all in such a hurry to grow up?

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?

scary :|
13 going on 30 ???

[Sayeret]

Geez, Gaz you sure got a lot of crazy ideas.


When I was a kid I was breaking into abandoned factories... Or trying to touch up girls.... Or stealing my dads beer..... Or doing anything that kids aren't supposed to do.

[Ria]

the promlem with kids today(being 20 gives me athority to act like i am all grown up) is that the girls look older then they are....why are we all in such a hurry to grow up?

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?

scary :|
13 going on 30 ???

lol no, this is MUCH different... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328538/

[Merik]

the promlem with kids today(being 20 gives me athority to act like i am all grown up) is that the girls look older then they are....why are we all in such a hurry to grow up?

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?

scary :|
13 going on 30 ???

lol no, this is MUCH different...http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328538/


Looks like a ****o that hit the big screen woot

[Fintin]

the promlem with kids today(being 20 gives me athority to act like i am all grown up) is that the girls look older then they are....why are we all in such a hurry to grow up?

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?

scary :|

nope...seen some messed up teen flicks though...afriend of mine was studying them in school....teenagers scare me...you lot of freaks and geeks...

[Haiw]

I like yours better

lol, thank you :) :hug: It's Nelly Furtado btw. She's one of my favorites :)

Nelly Furtado is from BC... cool woot
Well actually I'm pretty sure she's originally from Portugal and that would also play a role in it being Ria's avatar. ;)

[ShotOver]

I'm 17, i'm on my computer pretty much everyday, on the weekdays it's because of my school assignments, and homework.
Last year of highschool at the moment, i go out on friday nights, and saturday nights, and sleep all of sunday, drink a fair bit.
Yeah, i don't steal my dad's beer, i buy it myself.
But latley, i hav'nt been doing anything really, hav'nt been out in four week's and im kinda depressed, so i stay at home, and sit on the computer playing some games and stuff, pretty boring.

But yeah, i guess most of us "kids" don't act like you blokes and sheilas did years back, don't really have an explanation either.

Carry on.

[caspermeister]

I like yours better

lol, thank you :) :hug: It's Nelly Furtado btw. She's one of my favorites :)

Nelly Furtado is from BC... cool woot
Well actually I'm pretty sure she's originally from Portugal and that would also play a role in it being Ria's avatar. ;)

Born and raised in Victoria, British Columbia, to parents of Portuguese descent.

[Haiw]

Well I can't get everything right can I? At least she's still of Portuguese descent like Ria.

[caspermeister]

Well I can't get everything right can I? At least she's still of Portuguese descent like Ria.

:hug: = 01001000 01110101 01100111 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100111

[Haiw]

....riiight. For binary **** I'll just forward you to Seoulstriker. :P

[MolliG]

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^ Isn't just random 1s and 0s ;).

[gaz]

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[caspermeister]

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[memphiz]

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[Fintin]

back to the topic...while useing the above hijack...one problem in todays society is teh easy avalibility of ****...back in the day the only way to get **** was to go to a *** shop and buy a mag...now you go to google and warp your mind....discuss.....

[Seoulstriker]

70's **** is populated by women that look like they're smuggling squirrels between their thighs.

rofl I was unfortunate enough to be ambushed by one of those.

[Fintin]

70's **** is populated by women that look like they're smuggling squirrels between their thighs.

rofl I was unfortunate enough to be ambushed by one of those.

the squarle or the woman?

[Seoulstriker]

the squarle or the woman?

The picture of one. Some guy on my floor had a vintage playboy for some reason and he flipped one of the 70s babes on me. I was like "dubya-tee-eff, mate." Pretty shocking. It indeed looks like they were smuggling squirrels. :lol:

[Vance]

100th thread post. :lol:

[Midtown]

I dated a girl who had way to much hair down there, well I used to work in shipping, so I mailed her some mach 3 razor thing i got in the mail, and a note that said "Its for the hair down there" She waxed after that. woot.