How to tell a girl she has naturally bad breath?

[Jack Mehoff]

A female co-worker of mine has dog breath. Is there an easy way to handle this?

[elguapo]

Don't say anything cause you might hurt her feelings. Just make weird faces when she talks directly to you.

http://y-images-east.google.com/images?q=tbn:Dk9MnGppg-

[Ratamacue]

Put a bow on a bottle of Listerine and anonymously leave it at her desk.

[memphiz]

Be like: "hey do want some gum/or a tic tac"
then whip out your dong :D

[Midtown]

Quit your job.

[USMarine3521]

A female co-worker of mine has dog breath. Is there an easy way to handle this?

put your hand on your mouth... like you know that kind of intelligent looking way of listening to someone....and inhale form your hands...that's what I do :D

[Romulus]

Be like: "hey do want some gum/or a tic tac"
then whip out your dong

rofl

Damn that one works all the time.

[Romulus]

Or you could say "Yo bitch your bref be smellin like hot ass an shet, brush yo damn teef"

[Haiw]

Give her toothpaste or mouthwater or something like that for her birthday.

[mocking_loudly_died]

Shoot her, a double tap will fix all of lifes little troubles.

[UkrainianAmerican]

O amn, I am in my AP java class right now, and my friends are cracking up at your responses.

[cut]

tell your boss or make jokes about it in front of her

[Haiw]

tell your boss or make jokes about it in front of her
"Like this one time, I was at work, and this chick just smelled like she'd been eating doggie poop, and I was all like 'eewwww gross', so and then, I told a story about that in front of her and..." :D

[scm77]

Bitch, your breath smells like ****!

[RoBBo]

fill up a water pistol with mouth wash, get a good perch then while she talks to others take shots at her face. If this does not work buy a cheap o pellet gun and load it up with tic tacs and use that. You will either score and get it in her mouth or you will nail her in the eye, either way its a win win situation. :D

[caspermeister]

Give her a gift basket full of Listerine, mint gums, and a business card of the nearest dental office? :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

Should I give her something delicious to suck on?

[RoBBo]

:P

[Uncle Sam]

Just tell her.

[Romulus]

Just meathook her.

[Fintin]

cut her tounge out...

[MolliG]

A female co-worker of mine has dog breath. Is there an easy way to handle this?

Write a letter :)...

Dear Female Co-Worker,
First I must apologise for the distress this letter may cause you, I do not set out to upset you, but to inform you. For mine and your benefit, I will keep this letter both short and to the point.

You suffer from halitosis (More widely known as Bad Breath.). Your 'problem' is causing some upset in this workplace; I and many others would very much wish if you could somehow resolve this problem.

Thank you, and again apologies for any upset caused,

Anon

[Midtown]

Do a Raiden Superman move, then Knock her bitch ass into the Acid.
http://web.cheapnet.it/pcgames/roms/mortalkombat2.png

[2Sheds_Jackson]

As much as I like & admire MolliG's method, I fear that such a direct approach would only hurt her feelings.

Ultimately what you need to do is to get her breath clean while simultaneously not offending her. So, you're going to have to take some of the heat for this yourself, but it will be worth it.

While she talking, and her mouth opened wide enough (like after you tell a joke & she's laughing), just flick a 1" segment of dog turd into her mouth. This is critical...pretend it was accidental.

Yes, initially this will cause a bit of a fuss, but you'll immediately come to the rescue with a toothbrush & some Crest. She brushes her teeth & presto...fresh breath.

Her breath will then be fine, and she'll still feel great about herself. I dunno, I'm just a "people person".

[Fintin]

go out for middle eastern food and get taboli....the parcly and leamon juice should freshion up the breath...also try and get her to eat cilontro(sp) or dishes with mint in them....buy her mint ice cream...

[WolverineBlue]

Drop trou, bend over, and fart in her face -- that usually does the trick.

[Shadow]

Oh man even my farts smell better then your breath!

[Operation Ivy]

Do a Raiden Superman move, then Knock her bitch ass into the Acid.
http://web.cheapnet.it/pcgames/roms/mortalkombat2.png

agreed :D

[Midtown]

cant go wrong with the superman.

[Romulus]

Will he have to scream like Raiden does too?

[Midtown]

only if she tries a block move.