Proud_Canuck
04-30-2004, 03:00 PM
(Border News Affiliates)
A recent memo leaked to the press by an anonymous staff member of the Canadian Prime Minister's Office indicated that the following agenda items will be discussed during the upcoming meeting beetween the President of the USA & the Prime Minister of Canada. Since many political issues can be pre-determined, the following potential dialogue is offered for your amusement:
1. George to Paul: "Since your 'Ducimus' has stopped posting on the MF.Net forum, our bandwith usage has decreased. Bandwith means money, so I demand that you ask him to "come back".
2. Paul to George: "OK George, but you have to do me a favour. Our Governor General will be shortly surrending her tenure, and I request that your 'FarmgirlL' be appointed as her replacement. However, I'm certain that that Her Royal Highness, the Queen of England would insist that Farmgirl would have to loose that 'California Joe' guy. There are already too many scandals within the Royal Family."
3. George to Paul: "I may consider your request. However, as part of the North American Aerospace Defence Plan, I must insist that your Canada Geese stop '****ting' on us when they migrate to Florida."
4. Paul to George: "I may be able to do a few things to prevent that, but I'm extremely 'pissed off' that your country will not accept Canadian beef."
5. George to Paul: "We don't need your Canadian beef. We have a stellar citizen by the name of 'Jack Mehoff' who claims that he can supply all the 'meat' required by our nation."
6. Paul to George: "Does Monica Lewinsky have a sister?"
Take care fellow forum members & in the immortal word of the late British comic Dave Allen "May Your god Go With You"!!!
A recent memo leaked to the press by an anonymous staff member of the Canadian Prime Minister's Office indicated that the following agenda items will be discussed during the upcoming meeting beetween the President of the USA & the Prime Minister of Canada. Since many political issues can be pre-determined, the following potential dialogue is offered for your amusement:
1. George to Paul: "Since your 'Ducimus' has stopped posting on the MF.Net forum, our bandwith usage has decreased. Bandwith means money, so I demand that you ask him to "come back".
2. Paul to George: "OK George, but you have to do me a favour. Our Governor General will be shortly surrending her tenure, and I request that your 'FarmgirlL' be appointed as her replacement. However, I'm certain that that Her Royal Highness, the Queen of England would insist that Farmgirl would have to loose that 'California Joe' guy. There are already too many scandals within the Royal Family."
3. George to Paul: "I may consider your request. However, as part of the North American Aerospace Defence Plan, I must insist that your Canada Geese stop '****ting' on us when they migrate to Florida."
4. Paul to George: "I may be able to do a few things to prevent that, but I'm extremely 'pissed off' that your country will not accept Canadian beef."
5. George to Paul: "We don't need your Canadian beef. We have a stellar citizen by the name of 'Jack Mehoff' who claims that he can supply all the 'meat' required by our nation."
6. Paul to George: "Does Monica Lewinsky have a sister?"
Take care fellow forum members & in the immortal word of the late British comic Dave Allen "May Your god Go With You"!!!