nerdy joke

[elguapo]

a friend emailed this. anyway his a nerd...


post your nerdy jokes

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3448/nova_geracao.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

JAVA/C++
ArrayList. SICK SICK SICK!

[Beowulf]

Descartes is at a dinner party, a waiter asks if he would like an hors d'oeuvres...he pauses for a moment......... and then replies "I think not" and of course [POOF] He disappears. :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

Descartes is at a dinner party, a waiter asks if he would like an hors d'oeuvres...he pauses for a moment......... and then replies "I think not" and of course [POOF] He disappears. :D
Classy :lol:

[EvanL]

Seoulstriker, please explain the joke for me.

[Seoulstriker]

Jason doesn't want to write "I will not throw paper airplanes in class", so he writes a very small program with a simple loop to do that work for him.

[EvanL]

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[caspermeister]

http://www.taejinmoon.com/pictures/nerd/binary.jpg
http://www.taejinmoon.com/pictures/nerd/nerdhumor.jpg
http://www.taejinmoon.com/pictures/nerd/ipaddress.jpg
http://www.taejinmoon.com/pictures/nerd/sharewear.jpg
http://www.taejinmoon.com/pictures/nerd/nerdstalk.jpg
http://www.taejinmoon.com/pictures/nerd/math.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

:|
SLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! :P

[Seoulstriker]

There was another joke in FoxTrot which involved Jason getting a word-problem in math class. It asked "for the area of a garden with sides of 20 feet by 30 feet".

Jason set up a coordinate plane system with equation y=20. He then sets up the integral of 20dx, from 0-->30. The integral equalled 20*x, and the definite integral equalled ((20*30)-(20*0))=600. hehehe. definitely the LONG way through that particular problem. :D

and then he proceeds to say "Call me, Mr. Rigorous". :lol:

[elguapo]

Jason doesn't want to write "I will not throw paper airplanes in class"... . write 500 times! Or the whole point is lost :)

[Seoulstriker]

http://fy.chalmers.se/%7Ef3amj/Pics/rigorous.gif

i knew that i would find that comic somewhere... :D


(yes, i know it was 500... ;) )

[elguapo]

There was another joke in FoxTrot which involved Jason getting a word-problem in math class. It asked "for the area of a garden with sides of 20 feet by 30 feet".

Jason set up a coordinate plane system with equation y=20. He then sets up the integral of 20dx, from 0-->30. The integral equalled 20*x, and the definite integral equalled ((20*30)-(20*0))=600. hehehe. definitely the LONG way through that particular problem. :D

and then he proceeds to say "Call me, Mr. Rigorous". :lol:

:|

Let's not go overboard on the nerdity alright?

[Rilence]

**not getting any of these stupid jokes at all** :oops:

[elguapo]

i knew that i would find that comic somewhere... :D


(yes, i know it was 500... ;) )


Jason doesn't want to write "I will not throw paper airplanes in class", so he writes a very small program with a simple loop to do that work for him.

I know u do but if someone can't program and reads this explanation it won't make sense. That's why u need to make it clear with the "500x" ;) The `loop` is also nerdy stuff :)

[Seoulstriker]

yeah, i know, i know. though, the more i hear you "cool" people, the more I feel like a nerd. Oh well. :)