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Jabroni
04-18-2007, 10:10 AM
Is this clandestine or what?

http://pengun.com/

ZoneOne
04-18-2007, 11:20 AM
A pen w/ a scope on it isn't that covert.

Maybe it's just me though

TacoDelRio
04-18-2007, 02:08 PM
"So uh, Joe, what's with the big scoped pipe in your pocket protector?"

ShakesFIST
04-18-2007, 03:58 PM
"So uh, Joe, what's with the big scoped pipe in your pocket protector?"

"Its for...uh, gotta think of a lie fast! Its for reading the fine print before I sign?"

TacoDelRio
04-18-2007, 04:01 PM
"The pen is mightier than the sword.... unless the pen shoots out bullets, then it's just badass."

ShakesFIST
04-18-2007, 04:17 PM
"The pen is mightier than the sword.... unless the pen shoots out bullets, then it's just badass."

Yea but do they have a rail system, foregrip, or anything to mount an ACOG on it?

TacoDelRio
04-18-2007, 05:48 PM
It does now...

INTRODUCING... the new Tactical Elite Tactical Extreme Special Forces Quick Detatchable Navy SEAL Elite Multicam Sniper Weapon System Uselessly Long Drawn Out Acronym Elite Something Or Other Pen Gun:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/TacoDelRio/bigfamily_s.jpg
Burger King Chicken Sandwich (QD, available in OD) for Operator Coonsumable Maintanence and Sustainment Program (FY'07). In case the "operator" gets hungry in between directing phone calls, since that's what operators do, you know.

ShakesFIST
04-18-2007, 06:03 PM
It does now...

INTRODUCING... the new Tactical Elite Tactical Extreme Special Forces Quick Detatchable Navy SEAL Elite Multicam Sniper Weapon System Uselessly Long Drawn Out Acronym Elite Something Or Other Pen Gun:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/TacoDelRio/bigfamily_s.jpg
Burger King Chicken Sandwich (QD, available in OD) for Operator Coonsumable Maintanence and Sustainment Program (FY'07). In case the "operator" gets hungry in between directing phone calls, since that's what operators do, you know.

I call BS! The Magpul chicken sandwich is supposed to be used on that weapon as standard. Either your picture is from a questionable source or its 'shopped.

James
04-18-2007, 06:05 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/TacoDelRio/bigfamily_s.jpg

If you put a pair of those in a turret and slap it on top of a humvee Jabroni will piss his pants.

TacoDelRio
04-18-2007, 06:19 PM
James, we need to cut the barrel down first to make it into a "stumpy".

I always thought you got a stumpy when watching ****, not when shortening a barrel down in Adobe Photoshop.

Jsjoholm
04-18-2007, 06:32 PM
I call BS! The Magpul chicken sandwich is supposed to be used on that weapon as standard. Either your picture is from a questionable source or its 'shopped.

"Is that a pengun in your pocket or are you just very small?"... Very clandestine indeed, No, give me one of them cell phone-guns (http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/cellgun.asp) instead.

TacoDelRio
04-18-2007, 06:37 PM
There's a strange credit-card shotgun out there. Basically just a muzzle-loaded ball bearing shooter about as thick as a pack of gum, with a credit card as a facade.

Deucex
04-20-2007, 05:03 PM
A pen w/ a scope on it isn't that covert.

Maybe it's just me though

unless the scope is discuised as a pen too! Hey wait, maybe they attached a pen discuised as a scope to a gun discuised as a pen!