Dennis G
05-02-2004, 12:55 AM
#1)
A Texas businessman is in town to meet with a large Japanese corporation. The meeting is set for a golf course the next day, so that night, the Texan decides to get some entertainment in the form of a hooker. Considering his meeting, he selects a Japanese hooker.
While they are having ***, she keeps screaming, “Ding Wa! Ding Wa!” Thinking that this must mean “great” or “awesome,” he prepares to use it to impress his business associates.
So the next day, while golfing, one of the Japanese men tees it up and gets a hole in one! The Texan looks at him and says, “Ding Wa!”
The Japanese man looks up curiously and asks, “What do you mean ‘wrong hole?’”
#2)
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman brags, “and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me.”
“Last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian replies,” and today she said she could never love another man.”
The American remains silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks, “How many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” says the American.
“Only once?” the Italian snorts arrogantly. “And what did she say to you this morning?”
“‘Don’t stop.’”
A Texas businessman is in town to meet with a large Japanese corporation. The meeting is set for a golf course the next day, so that night, the Texan decides to get some entertainment in the form of a hooker. Considering his meeting, he selects a Japanese hooker.
While they are having ***, she keeps screaming, “Ding Wa! Ding Wa!” Thinking that this must mean “great” or “awesome,” he prepares to use it to impress his business associates.
So the next day, while golfing, one of the Japanese men tees it up and gets a hole in one! The Texan looks at him and says, “Ding Wa!”
The Japanese man looks up curiously and asks, “What do you mean ‘wrong hole?’”
#2)
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman brags, “and this morning she couldn’t stop telling me how much she adored me.”
“Last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian replies,” and today she said she could never love another man.”
The American remains silent, and the Frenchman smugly asks, “How many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once,” says the American.
“Only once?” the Italian snorts arrogantly. “And what did she say to you this morning?”
“‘Don’t stop.’”