MP.net Dumbarse triplets of the week 23 - 27 Apr 07

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Another MP.net first.

This week a trifecta of stupidity.




KMS

The difference between Soviets and coalition in Afghanistan is that the Soviets genuinely cared and tried to change things for the better...


peckerwood

Pat Tillman's brother, that Ranger that testified about a so-called "cover up," Jessica Lynch - they all must want us to lose this war. At this point, they've gone so far with this they should just sign up with the Jihadis. Bunch of traitors!

fourenziks

Screw the Constitution, Putin should just become a dictator, and storm into Sweden, Norway, and Finland...or maybe bomb them into the stone-age...


KMS - peckerwood - fourenziks

MP.net Dumbarse triplets of the week

23 - 27 Apr 07






Special mention and a little gold star of effort this week to,

77rus

Telling a mod to calm down.rofl

[Seraphim]

Those guys are geniune retards. I think MJKramer deserves a special mention aswell. I recognize all of the above except fourenziks.

[8thidpathfinderpower]

Speech!! Speech!!

[koozya]

i think this all Dumbarse stuff is pointless and useless

[Ezekiel25:17]

i think this all Dumbarse stuff is pointless and useless

Like debating Country X vs Country Y?

[Miles.]

i think this all Dumbarse stuff is pointless and useless

...








Who are you?

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

i think this all Dumbarse stuff is pointless and useless

Yet here you are spending your valuable time to tell us what you think.

Wouldn't be because two of the recipients are from the russiastrong11!!11!! would it?


Why don't you go cry to a mod, Kooz?

[digrar]

It works for me.
Was it two last week? Three this week. Someone needs to stand up and take the mantle for themselves.

[Miles.]

fourenziks

****. That guy's a ****ing dumbass.

Who attacks Norway? WTF did they do? Trick you into eating the yellow snow?

[Miles.]

Was it two last week? Three this week. Someone needs to stand up and take the mantle for themselves.

I can't stand this co-MVP ****. It's neck and neck around here.

[jcareaga]

It works for me.
Was it two last week? Three this week. Someone needs to stand up and take the mantle for themselves.

maybe next it'll be 4?

[Auzzzie]

Jeez, whoever it is that changes the titles of the dumbarse winners will have sore fingers soon, from typing "MP.net dumbarse of the week" so often.

[Minardiau]

i think this all Dumbarse stuff is pointless and useless

It's just a Kiwi with an inferiority complex trying to make it look like Kiwis are somehow important.

[Auzzzie]

Says the commie.:p

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Says the cross dressing, latex skirt wearing, sideshow freak.

[koozya]

wow so many educated and mature people just wow

[theholeinthedonut]

wow so many educated and mature people just wow

That's because none of us ever had the chance to profit from the marvelous wonders of fraternal socialist education....were all nekultutny my friend if you want to be among intellectuals go chat up your pal Schirinowski.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

wow so many educated and mature people just wow

That thar gits my vote as the MP.net snappiest comeback of the week award.

Yes siree.

[koozya]

That thar gits my vote as the MP.net snappiest comeback of the week award.

Yes siree.
oh u made a new award? oh its so sweet and i am the first one to get it!!! i am so honored thank you:)

[digrar]

i (I should be capitalised) think this all (consider reversing and maybe adding the word 'of' inbetween) Dumbarse stuff is pointless and useless (Full stop required)

Your education might be a bit crook, so I'll fix that up for you.

I think all of this Dubarse stuff is pointless and useless.

[koozya]

Your education might be a bit crook, so I'll fix that up for you.
i am sry my English is not that good, so sry for that.
its just funny i saw so many people say so much ****, but the ones who really deserve it - never get it, but whatever.

[Johnny_H]

lol Congratz to our winners, you earned it!

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

oh u made a new award? oh its so sweet and i am the first one to get it!!! i am so honored thank you:)


Nah, you don't get the award. You only get a vote towards the award.

Try to keep up with the adults, sport.

[Johnny_H]

Can this Kooz guy snatch the award even though they have been awarded already?
Or is there too much red tape involved?

[koozya]

Can this Kooz guy snatch the award even though they have been awarded already?
Or is there too much red tape involved?
nah i think u should be next

Nah, you don't get the award. You only get a vote towards the award.

Try to keep up with the adults, sport.
Ok i will try to keep up, sport :)

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

i am sry my English is not that good, so sry for that.

No need to apologise sport. It's not like you need much english if you live in Russia, eh?

What part of the 'motherland' do you live in, Kooz?

[Johnny_H]

nah i think u should be next


I am flattered but good sir I must decline.p-)

[DeltaWhisky58]

Mornin' all!

Come on Kooz, time to fess up, AFAIK The Bronx is not and never has been part of the Rodina.

[koozya]

Mornin' all!

Come on Kooz, time to fess up, AFAIK The Bronx is not and never has been part of the Rodina.
Bronx? never been there.
Actually I am in NJ now for 2 years,was born in Ukraine.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Bronx? never been there.
Actually I am in NJ now for 2 years,was born in Ukraine.

Close enough then - so it's really Ukraine not-so-strong111 then?

[Snoshi]

i am sry my English is not that good, so sry for that.
its just funny i saw so many people say so much ****, but the ones who really deserve it - never get it, but whatever.

Sometimes yes.. But this time right people got it..

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Aw, Kooz. And here was I thinking you were a fully paid up, card carrying, Russian.

Where as, it seems you're just another chest thumping diaspora...

[koozya]

Close enough then - so it's really Ukraine not-so-strong111 then?
Ukraine never was strong. My whole family is russian, but grandad was a military pilot durring USSR so he moved a lot, Archangelsk, New Land, Astraxan, Poland, Ukraine, after his retiring he just stayed there.

[Seraphim]

Why is it that its all the Russian expats who live in the US are the RUSSIA STRONG!!!111 ones?

[Shifta]

ot&h seems to be getting pointless over the years.

naming dumb people is self defeating because you cant change people. this is a public forum and if you shame someone to leave the forum, five other dumbasses will sign up in a week

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Why is it that its all the Russian expats who live in the US are the RUSSIA STRONG!!!111 ones?

Ironic, isn't it?

[digrar]

ot&h seems to be getting pointless over the years.

That would imply that OT&H ever had a point and I don't think that was ever the case.

[koozya]

Ironic, isn't it?
I guess its to balance out all the russophobes on MP.netwoot

[Oxley]

ot&h seems to be getting pointless over the years.

naming dumb people is self defeating because you cant change people. this is a public forum and if you shame someone to leave the forum, five other dumbasses will sign up in a week

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8003/1167856391946pd9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

I guess its to balance out all the russophobes on MP.netwoot

Actually, all your crew do is match their ration of ****.

Which would be good if yours canceled theirs out.

Except it doesn't.

Now that's useless and pointless for you.

[Oxley]

Ngati, it's no wonder why you drink so much mate. Having to go through this forum SEARCHING for stupid posts would drive any man to it :lol:

Nice work though. Is there a limit to the amount of people you can have a DAOTW? or is it that time of the year again and they are flocking in.

[Seraphim]

Ngati, it's no wonder why you drink so much mate. Having to go through this forum SEARCHING for stupid posts would drive any man to it :lol:

Nice work though. Is there a limit to the amount of people you can have a DAOTW? or is it that time of the year again and they are flocking in.

Its almost the time of the year. Time when all the BHD watchers come out of hiding and scatter between the shadows of the X360 and PS3's. Also prepared for the airsoft invasion of the equipment and gear section.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Ngati, it's no wonder why you drink so much mate. Having to go through this forum SEARCHING for stupid posts would drive any man to it :lol:

This isn't what makes me drink.p-)

Actually it's quite simple. Most of the candidates are PMed to me. Other than that a quick scan of thread titles will usually focus me onto some likely targets.

Nice work though. Is there a limit to the amount of people you can have a DAOTW? or is it that time of the year again and they are flocking in.

Some of the mods have been holding off on the suspension trigger lately to allow me to a bit more targeting freedom.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Well Shifta, your profile says Investment Banker, but to me you come across as a real Merchant Banker* from that post. p-)

As for the comment about more Dumbarses signing up - looks like another one just did so.

















* for our colonial cousins that's Cockney rhyming slang - work it out.

[theholeinthedonut]

Why can't we create a regular thread with challenging intellectual discussions about a choosen subject? Just to make up for our low level proletatrian bullsh***ing in this and similar threads. I think that our intellecual co-members deserve a free space where they can satisfy their intellectual needs.

As a first topic I would propose:

"The Idiot" by Dostojewski
How can this description of the russian soul and mind help us to understand the roots of todays RUSSIA STRONG!!!!111 movement

[jdslow300]

KMS....christ thats funny

[Robbee]

ot&h seems to be getting pointless over the years.

naming dumb people is self defeating because you cant change people. this is a public forum and if you shame someone to leave the forum, five other dumbasses will sign up in a week

Best 1st post...ever! :roll:

Congratulations to the three winners!

[DeltaWhisky58]

ot&h seems to be getting pointless over the years.

naming dumb people is self defeating because you cant change people. this is a public forum and if you shame someone to leave the forum, five other dumbasses will sign up in a week

Best 1st post...ever! :roll:


The second paragraph is worthy of an award in its own right - Ngati?

[RECON DOC]

Well Shifta, your profile says Investment Banker, but to me you come across as a real Merchant Banker* from that post. p-)

As for the comment about more Dumbarses signing up - looks like another one just did so.


















* for our colonial cousins that's Cockney rhyming slang - work it out.

Merchant Banker = wanker.

Now I'm down the apples to kick the postman pat, then a sherbet to Jack Tar.

Cheeky lot you Brits/Scots

[Robbee]

The second paragraph is worthy of an award in its own right - Ngati?

Can we award him with upper case letters first?

[DeltaWhisky58]

Can we award him with upper case letters first?

So typical of the British under-thirties generation - they seem to do without capital letters, punctuation, grammar and spelling.

[DeltaWhisky58]

ot&h seems to be getting pointless over the years.

naming dumb people is self defeating because you cant change people. this is a public forum and if you shame someone to leave the forum, five other dumbasses will sign up in a week

Well Shifta old son - you aren't as clever as you clearly think you are.

Yes, you are the new sign-up dumbass, and you haven't got the sense to cover your own tracks. Your post implied that you were no stranger to MP.Net, so in all of thirty seconds an IP check revealed who you were.

Harrelson/Gervais = Shifta. You are the weakest link, Goodbye!

[gaijinsamurai]

Excellent choices, as usual, Ngati!
This is always one of the most entertaining threads on the forum.

[Hydro]

So typical of the British under-thirties generation - they seem to do without capital letters, punctuation, grammar and spelling.



Oi. I resemble that remark.

[Chops]

Well Shifta old son - you aren't as clever as you clearly think you are.

Yes, you are the new sign-up dumbass, and you haven't got the sense to cover your own tracks. Your post implied that you were no stranger to MP.Net, so in all of thirty seconds an IP check revealed who you were.

Harrelson/Gervais = Shifta. You are the weakest link, Goodbye!

Nice bag DW- wasn't Harrelson that ****wit with the pink flamingo avatar? Ngati gonged him ages ago?

[DeltaWhisky58]

Nice bag DW- wasn't Harrelson that ****wit with the pink flamingo avatar? Ngati gonged him ages ago?

Yep - that's the one. A former Dumbarse himself.

[treads]

I'm loving this! I log in a couple of times a day just to get the latest in Military news, but now little did I know I'd get my daily dose of laughter too! :)

Keep it up :hug:

[kosse]

Good choices! :)

[Kenshin]

OMG! PNWED!!!
so in all of thirty seconds an IP check revealed who you were.

Harrelson/Gervais = Shifta. You are the weakest link, Goodbye!

[daily666]

Good thread. Three dumbarses, one dumbarse nominee and a banned Harrelson dumbarse all in one. Anyway, good choices Ngati, if I remember correctly KMS is preety popular among our mods being infracted quite often.

Wasn't Harrelson the one with a Christ and a .50 on his back avvy?

[chulo_allen]

Nice bag DW- wasn't Harrelson that ****wit with the pink flamingo avatar? Ngati gonged him ages ago?
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7904/gong1077f1po1.jpg

[RomanS]

Enough with slaming all the Russians here ....

[DeltaWhisky58]

Makes a change from the Russia Strong111 (but we don't like to live there) crew slamming everyone else! ;-)

[RomanS]

Makes a change from the Russia Strong111 (but we don't like to live there) crew slamming everyone else! ;-)

DW this is english speaking forum, how many Russians from Russia do you know here. Now imagine if they all spoke english. The ones that do make it here usually get banned for not typing in English

[Auzzzie]

Relax, nobody is insulting Russians. Just the crazy ones.p-)

[sferrin]

Bronx? never been there.
Actually I am in NJ now for 2 years,was born in Ukraine.

rofl rofl rofl rofl As the saying goes "you can't make this $hit up" LOL

[sferrin]

Why is it that its all the Russian expats who live in the US are the RUSSIA STRONG!!!111 ones?


I think the real question is why are they living in the evil stronghold ;)

[DeltaWhisky58]

DW this is english speaking forum, how many Russians from Russia do you know here. Now imagine if they all spoke english. The ones that do make it here usually get banned for not typing in English

Chill Roman, you know I'm just having a joke with you. But you have to admit it's funny that all the pro-Russian crew live in the US or other decadent western countries. ;-) rofl

[daily666]

Chill Roman, you know I'm just having a joke with you. But you have to admit it's funny that all the pro-Russian crew live in the US or other decadent western countries. ;-) rofl

And the one actually living in Russia (Doublethinker) is against RussiaStrong!!!111 crew :)

[rhino]

funnyfunnyfunny

I hope noone sets a banclaymore in the direction of russian members:-( (like the turks) , some are cool guys



ok, most of them

[DeltaWhisky58]

funnyfunnyfunny

I hope noone sets a banclaymore in the direction of russian members:-( (like the turks) , some are cool guys

ok, most of them

Rhino - be careful what you post, it may come back to bite you!

Clearly you have the wrong idea. A number of Turkish members were suspended over a particular thread, and all are now back in action again. The so-called Russia Strong111 crew is no different from any other of MP.Net's membership in that if they break the rules they face the consequences, stick within the guidelines and all is hunky-dory.

[rhino]

Clearly you have the wrong idea. A number of Turkish members were suspended over a particular thread, and all are now back in action again. The so-called Russia Strong111 crew is no different from any other of MP.Net's membership in that if they break the rules they face the consequences, stick within the guidelines and all is hunky-dory.

my was a little bit of tonge in a chick comment:) , but yes, this forum is very fair when it commes to infraction system and such

[RAFREGT]

This is one of the best threads i've read all week!....had a really crap week at work but this has had me laughing soooo much:) ...some people really need to take a chill pill along with a large dose of reality check!
I was going to say keep up the good work.....but then again, maybe not.

[Rotorhead]

Wow, great choices this week. Where do these people come from and how do they continue to pro-create? Mankind is fukced.

[ublekuh]

Wow.. 3. Its a sad day in MP.net history.

[chulo_allen]

Wow.. 3. Its a sad day in MP.net history.
have you noticed its happend quite often in the past few months

[pascalywood]

Congrats to the winner. And nice catch DW.

[usm2b]

I'll be honest...I'm not a big fan of the DAOTWA, and frankly when I saw that there were triplets I thought to myself...what an indecisive bastard...he can't even pick one. But after careful consideration of the 3 selections. I found that to be the only viable choice. Therefore this decision is usm2b approved. Nice job Ngati.

[D-gin]

Peckerwood is a very deserving Dumbarse.


Nice choice Ngati.

[DaveDash]

As soon as people set foot in another country, they become immediately 10 fold patriotic to where they came from.

Even those oot and aboot friendly Canadians start to sound like loudmouth proud Americans when they live overseas ;)

It comes as no surprize then that the Russian's abroad are RUSSIA STRONG!@#$@#$. Doesn't mean they dont appreciate where they live, it's just the 'grass is always greener on the other side' complex, and people miss home.

[SnakeBiteLeader]

Well deserved.

[Canadian Sig]

Even those oot and aboot friendly Canadians start to sound like loudmouth proud Americans when they live overseas ;)




Watch yourself or we'll drown you in a vat of Maple Syrup. p-)

[Bia]

Very entertaining thread.

:thumbsup

[Merfeller]

****. That guy's a ****ing dumbass.

Who attacks Norway? WTF did they do? Trick you into eating the yellow snow?

Ummm....fished more than their quota of herring?:)

[The Starfox Kid]

I wonder if I should run for next weeks dumbarse, even though i've been trying not to postwhore myself to hell.