PDA

View Full Version : Get the hell out of the water...



Dennis G
05-02-2004, 10:57 AM
http://www.suppressivefire.com/forumpics/sufer.jpg

mack pl
05-02-2004, 11:00 AM
Nice fish ;)

caspermeister
05-02-2004, 11:12 AM
Holly fish.... aquaman! Makes me think twice to go back to the water now a day!

mack pl
05-02-2004, 11:15 AM
Holly fish.... aquaman! Makes me think twice to go back to the water now a day!I havent got problem like that.I living near of lake :)

Operation Ivy
05-02-2004, 11:16 AM
I hate sharks :oops:

Salty Dog
05-02-2004, 11:17 AM
it's...a whale....or a kind of shark that doesn't have teeth. that's what i read about that before.

Dennis G
05-02-2004, 11:19 AM
That would be very scary say that it was a tiger or a buffalo of something at least on land you can run give you the sense that you have a chance to survive even if you don’t get far. But at sea you cant do ****! But paddle away very slowly. That suck!

Ria
05-02-2004, 11:29 AM
I hate sharks :oops:

Same here...if I saw that, I'd probably have a heart attack :|

Salty Dog
05-02-2004, 11:33 AM
I hate sharks :oops:

Same here...if I saw that, I'd probably have a heart attack :|


i would probably have a heart attack if i saw you....

OHHHHHHH count it! :P

Sierra
05-02-2004, 11:34 AM
its not a shark in the pic

see (http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp)

Ria
05-02-2004, 11:36 AM
i would probably have a heart attack if i saw you....

OHHHHHHH count it! :P

rofl rofl :P

Haiw
05-02-2004, 11:39 AM
Sharks look cute. They're though and have nice teeth. woot

Ria
05-02-2004, 11:41 AM
Sharks look cute. They're though and have nice teeth. woot

yeah...nice teeth. Big, sharp, pointy, jagged teeth... :(

Haiw
05-02-2004, 11:45 AM
Hey a dog has nasty teeth too but they're cute as well. Besides, most sharks are totally harmless. And you could make a nice soup of them... ;)

Vance
05-02-2004, 11:46 AM
I hate sharks :oops:

Same here...if I saw that, I'd probably have a heart attack :|


i would probably have a heart attack if i saw you....

OHHHHHHH count it! :P
ROFLMAO

Ria
05-02-2004, 11:48 AM
http://www.sullacresta.it/squalo/shark%20(1).jpg

*Hides behind Haiw and Vance*

Haiw
05-02-2004, 11:50 AM
Nothing a few harpoon shots can't handle. p-)
Besides, it might seem badass, but it's doubtfull that it would attack any human.
But hide behind me if you want, I won't mind. :D

Vance
05-02-2004, 11:50 AM
Sharks are so damn cool....not afraid of them one bit

Ratamacue
05-02-2004, 02:08 PM
Sharks are so damn cool....not afraid of them one bit

Only until that little shadow under the water grows nearer and nearer to your leg, right?

Grim
05-02-2004, 04:16 PM
Jesus, thoose are scary bastards, glad they aren't up here in the artic..

Universal
05-02-2004, 04:22 PM
Jesus, thoose are scary bastards, glad they aren't up here in the artic..

ohhh they're coming! p-)

Rilence
05-02-2004, 05:21 PM
http://www.sullacresta.it/squalo/shark%20(1).jpg

*Hides behind Haiw and Vance*
thanks for scaring the **** out of me! :petting:










btw i hate sharks!

Ria
05-02-2004, 05:24 PM
thanks for scaring the **** out of me! :petting:










btw i hate sharks!

Aww sorry ofpbhd! :petting: It's ok, I scared the hell outta myself too :hug:

memphiz
05-02-2004, 05:31 PM
I could take a shark,
Id dress up like a seal and swim around in the water, then when the shark came Id be like...uhm..*makes a shark noise* then Id kick it in the gonads, and break its neck. Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...*makes a shark noise*...and scare the **** out of him also causeing his ***** to explode...then Id go to Ria's house and be like "Sup..."

Tengu
05-02-2004, 05:34 PM
JESUS H CHRIST

Fintin
05-02-2004, 05:46 PM
and this is why everyone should surf with a shotgun....

Operation Ivy
05-02-2004, 07:36 PM
I could take a shark,
Id dress up like a seal and swim around in the water, then when the shark came Id be like...uhm..*makes a shark noise* then Id kick it in the gonads, and break its neck. Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...*makes a shark noise*...and scare the **** out of him also causeing his ***** to explode...then Id go to Ria's house and be like "Sup..."

do sharks have gonads?

memphiz
05-02-2004, 08:30 PM
I could take a shark,
Id dress up like a seal and swim around in the water, then when the shark came Id be like...uhm..*makes a shark noise* then Id kick it in the gonads, and break its neck. Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...*makes a shark noise*...and scare the **** out of him also causeing his ***** to explode...then Id go to Ria's house and be like "Sup..."

do sharks have gonads?
Mabey, Id kick it between.....uhm its flipper things ;)

Rilence
05-02-2004, 08:36 PM
thanks for scaring the **** out of me! :petting:










btw i hate sharks!

Aww sorry ofpbhd! :petting: It's ok, I scared the hell outta myself too :hug:
no harm done...as long you dont post a pic of one of those camal spiders its all good :) :hug:

Lt-Col A. Tack
05-02-2004, 08:40 PM
I could take a shark,
Id dress up like a seal and swim around in the water, then when the shark came Id be like...uhm..*makes a shark noise* then Id kick it in the gonads, and break its neck. Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...*makes a shark noise*...and scare the **** out of him also causeing his ***** to explode...then Id go to Ria's house and be like "Sup..."

do sharks have gonads?

Actually, I believe the answer is yes. Gonads being "an organ in animals that produces gametes"

http://www.mar.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/science/shark/english/reproduction.htm

Of course, that said, I too would kick an attacking shark in its gonads!

Assuming my wetsuit hadn't exploded due to excessive urine pressure :oops:

Steve Railsback
05-02-2004, 09:06 PM
http://www.catsupbottle.com/otherfun/cousinspix/shark.jpg
Flying sharks?

memphiz
05-02-2004, 09:18 PM
I could take a shark,
Id dress up like a seal and swim around in the water, then when the shark came Id be like...uhm..*makes a shark noise* then Id kick it in the gonads, and break its neck. Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...*makes a shark noise*...and scare the **** out of him also causeing his ***** to explode...then Id go to Ria's house and be like "Sup..."

do sharks have gonads?

Actually, I believe the answer is yes. Gonads being "an organ in animals that produces gametes"

http://www.mar.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/science/shark/english/reproduction.htm

Of course, that said, I too would kick an attacking shark in its gonads!

Assuming my wetsuit hadn't exploded due to excessive urine pressure :oops:
rofl

Lt-Col A. Tack
05-02-2004, 09:36 PM
I could take a shark,
Id dress up like a seal and swim around in the water, then when the shark came Id be like...uhm..*makes a shark noise* then Id kick it in the gonads, and break its neck. Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...*makes a shark noise*...and scare the **** out of him also causeing his ***** to explode...then Id go to Ria's house and be like "Sup..."

do sharks have gonads?

Actually, I believe the answer is yes. Gonads being "an organ in animals that produces gametes"

http://www.mar.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/science/shark/english/reproduction.htm

Of course, that said, I too would kick an attacking shark in its gonads!

Assuming my wetsuit hadn't exploded due to excessive urine pressure :oops:
rofl ;)

Lt-Col A. Tack
05-02-2004, 09:45 PM
Once the shark was dead I would skin it and wear the shark skin and go to Vance's house and be like...

Then you'd be a "Land Shark" rofl

c'mon everybody...an old SNL joke :)