Srachka to Perdachka
05-03-2004, 01:37 AM
Jack posts the coolest tests and quizes and asks all sorts of weird questions. So... I searched the net and generated some stories about Jack using several websites. I dunno if they make sense or not. But the point is, the stories are a tribute to Jack.
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It was another Hot day in the Halliwell house. Extremely Hot Chick rushed down the stairs on the way to work looking for her ****. '' Hot Chick ''! she yelled, running into the kitchen ''Have you seen my ****?''She stopped abrubtly as the kitchen was empty. ''Hello? Is anyone here?''. '' Hot Chick ?'', ''Really Hot Chick ? Where are you?'' Before she could do anything the door to the house slammed open to reveal a stranger wearing half a man on his head. ''Who are you?'' Extremely Hot Chick demanded ''What you you want?'' The stranger swayed from side to side, reminding Extremely Hot Chick of a drunk Snake. ''I am here to warn you about the Google that is about to devour your house'' said the stranger. ''Um thanks...'' replied Extremely Hot Chick, escorting him to the door. As she opened it a shadow loomed over the house. Looking up she saw a giant Chocolate nearing the house. She squinted at it and saw that Hot Chick and Really Hot Chick were running towards the house, covered in bits of Chocolate. 'It's going to be one of those days' thought Extremely Hot Chick as she ran forwards. The Chocolate was too far away for her to do anything to it so as Hot Chick and Really Hot Chick ran up the driveway she ushered them into the house. ''Quick'' gasped Really Hot Chick as the door closed behind them ''We have to get to the Book of Shadows''. ''Have you got any idea what that thing is?'' Hot Chick asked as they entered the attic. ''I think it's called a Google Extremely Hot Chick replied, leafing through the Book. ''Ah, here we go. How to banish a Google '' She grabbed the book and went to the window through which the Chocolate could be seen. ''Minion of Stick depart from this Pinky and the Brain. Leave us and Eat to your Sofa dominions. For we have the power of Carrot to conquer thee!''. The giant Chocolate vanished with a 'pop', spraying bits of itself all over the place. ''You know, this reminds me of the time when someone said Squeeze "said Hot Chick. ''What does that have to do with anything?'' asked Really Hot Chick as Extremely Hot Chick looked at them. ''Nothing'' said Hot Chick "this is all a dream anyway!''
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One day I was Kissing down the street. I bumped into Jack Mehoff who I hadn't Kissed for years."Hello" I said to them. "Hello" they replied. They had become much more Pretty and their Carrot was very Funny now. I fought as I realised deep down I had a lot of love for them. We started kicking in the street and I suggested we jacked to the Park to Fell a Cherry "Sure! I'd love to!" they said, and we sliced off together. While we were there they started fliping me and I tried to petted them off, "Things just aren't the same any more" I forgot stealthy "I love Chick now and I have to go back to Bar now". We kissed and I never killed them again.
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It was another Hot day in the Halliwell house. Extremely Hot Chick rushed down the stairs on the way to work looking for her ****. '' Hot Chick ''! she yelled, running into the kitchen ''Have you seen my ****?''She stopped abrubtly as the kitchen was empty. ''Hello? Is anyone here?''. '' Hot Chick ?'', ''Really Hot Chick ? Where are you?'' Before she could do anything the door to the house slammed open to reveal a stranger wearing half a man on his head. ''Who are you?'' Extremely Hot Chick demanded ''What you you want?'' The stranger swayed from side to side, reminding Extremely Hot Chick of a drunk Snake. ''I am here to warn you about the Google that is about to devour your house'' said the stranger. ''Um thanks...'' replied Extremely Hot Chick, escorting him to the door. As she opened it a shadow loomed over the house. Looking up she saw a giant Chocolate nearing the house. She squinted at it and saw that Hot Chick and Really Hot Chick were running towards the house, covered in bits of Chocolate. 'It's going to be one of those days' thought Extremely Hot Chick as she ran forwards. The Chocolate was too far away for her to do anything to it so as Hot Chick and Really Hot Chick ran up the driveway she ushered them into the house. ''Quick'' gasped Really Hot Chick as the door closed behind them ''We have to get to the Book of Shadows''. ''Have you got any idea what that thing is?'' Hot Chick asked as they entered the attic. ''I think it's called a Google Extremely Hot Chick replied, leafing through the Book. ''Ah, here we go. How to banish a Google '' She grabbed the book and went to the window through which the Chocolate could be seen. ''Minion of Stick depart from this Pinky and the Brain. Leave us and Eat to your Sofa dominions. For we have the power of Carrot to conquer thee!''. The giant Chocolate vanished with a 'pop', spraying bits of itself all over the place. ''You know, this reminds me of the time when someone said Squeeze "said Hot Chick. ''What does that have to do with anything?'' asked Really Hot Chick as Extremely Hot Chick looked at them. ''Nothing'' said Hot Chick "this is all a dream anyway!''
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One day I was Kissing down the street. I bumped into Jack Mehoff who I hadn't Kissed for years."Hello" I said to them. "Hello" they replied. They had become much more Pretty and their Carrot was very Funny now. I fought as I realised deep down I had a lot of love for them. We started kicking in the street and I suggested we jacked to the Park to Fell a Cherry "Sure! I'd love to!" they said, and we sliced off together. While we were there they started fliping me and I tried to petted them off, "Things just aren't the same any more" I forgot stealthy "I love Chick now and I have to go back to Bar now". We kissed and I never killed them again.
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