The *** Men Don't Want

[farmgirl]

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The *** Men Don't Want
By Laura Snyder

Whaaaat? Is there such a thing?
You bet. Regardless of the persistent myth that guys think any and all *** is a good thing, the truth is that there are some kinds of *** he'd just as soon say no to.

Super-Clean ***

He doesn't want to be with someone who's too worried about her 300 thread count sheets to have a good time. And surprise! He'd rather stick around after for some snuggling (and maybe an encore) than make a mad dash for the shower. The bottom line: dudes don't dig girls who don't want to get a little dirty.

Just-Lie-There Lovin'

We're pretty sure there is no mention in the Kama Sutra of a position wherein you must lie motionless on your back whilst staring blankly at the ceiling. There's good reason for that - unenthusiastic loving has zero erotic appeal. Move around. Climb on top. Be an eager beaver.

Over Accessorized Erotica

He doesn't want to spend twenty minutes trying to get you out of that lacy underwear contraption you've rigged up, when it's so much faster ripping off those worn cotton panties that you usually wear. We're all for variety, but he doesn't want to fornicate with a fashion victim.

Special Occasion ***

You think the fancy dinner, zillion candles and smooth soundtrack are romantic ways to make your anniversary more meaningful, but for him, special occasion *** puts too much pressure on him to make the event perfect. He'd just as soon fall into bed with you on a boring, old Tuesday.

Drill Sergeant ***

He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be bold, not bossy.





Comments???

[Jack Mehoff]

I can't say no to free ***.

[farmgirl]

I can't say no to free ***.


I will quote Milton Friedman from Free to Choose

"There are no free lunches" (I'm sure that translates to other areas as well....) p-)

[Seoulstriker]

Drill Sergeant ***

He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be bold, not bossy.



sounds like what happened on Family Guy when Lois took too many martial arts classes and got in touch with her masculine side:


(Peter reading on the bed peacefully, Lois busts through the door)
Lois: The underpants. Lose them.
Peter: Lois, tonight I'm not really in the mood...
Lois: DO IT!!!
Peter: o-o-o-k, l-l-lois.

:lol:

[memphiz]

Straight guys dont want gay ***...unless gay as in lesbian then its cool.

[Dennis G]

Over Accessorized Erotica

He doesn't want to spend twenty minutes trying to get you out of that lacy underwear contraption you've rigged up, when it's so much faster ripping off those worn cotton panties that you usually wear. We're all for variety, but he doesn't want to fornicate with a fashion victim.

I always like when a women gets into lingerie anything from agent provocateur is to die for. Yep nothing wrong with a girl thats into that ****.



Super-Clean ***

He doesn't want to be with someone who's too worried about her 300 thread count sheets to have a good time. And surprise! He'd rather stick around after for some snuggling (and maybe an encore) than make a mad dash for the shower. The bottom line: dudes don't dig girls who don't want to get a little dirty.

Yeah, I think this might be true

[Fintin]

i dont want the kind that your ***** explodes...just saying

[Jack Mehoff]

That is not ***, that's fore play.

[Nawlins]

Makes sense. I wouldn't want some of that either.

[California Joe]

*** - yes please.

[Salty Dog]

*** - yes please.

with you?.. no freakin thanks pal! :P

[Jack Mehoff]

I hate ***

[Jack Mehoff]

http://hegel.research.att.com/tts/speech/49588c4a85472be4730f578b7d849139.wav

[Vance]

*** - yes please.

with you?.. no freakin thanks pal! :P
You're turning down *** with Cali Joe?!??! :bash:

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The *** Men Don't Want
By Laura Snyder

Whaaaat? Is there such a thing?
You bet. Regardless of the persistent myth that guys think any and all *** is a good thing, the truth is that there are some kinds of *** he'd just as soon say no to.

Super-Clean ***

He doesn't want to be with someone who's too worried about her 300 thread count sheets to have a good time. And surprise! He'd rather stick around after for some snuggling (and maybe an encore) than make a mad dash for the shower. The bottom line: dudes don't dig girls who don't want to get a little dirty.

Just-Lie-There Lovin'

We're pretty sure there is no mention in the Kama Sutra of a position wherein you must lie motionless on your back whilst staring blankly at the ceiling. There's good reason for that - unenthusiastic loving has zero erotic appeal. Move around. Climb on top. Be an eager beaver.

Over Accessorized Erotica

He doesn't want to spend twenty minutes trying to get you out of that lacy underwear contraption you've rigged up, when it's so much faster ripping off those worn cotton panties that you usually wear. We're all for variety, but he doesn't want to fornicate with a fashion victim.

Special Occasion ***

You think the fancy dinner, zillion candles and smooth soundtrack are romantic ways to make your anniversary more meaningful, but for him, special occasion *** puts too much pressure on him to make the event perfect. He'd just as soon fall into bed with you on a boring, old Tuesday.

Drill Sergeant ***

He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be bold, not bossy.





Comments???

Farmgirl, you are a *** MONSTER. Raaaaaaaarrrrr :D

[California Joe]

*** - yes please.

with you?.. no freakin thanks pal! :P
You're turning down *** with Cali Joe?!??! :bash:

Really. That's just crazy talk.

[farmgirl]

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/content.jsp?file=love/fun/sexmendontwant.jsp



The *** Men Don't Want
By Laura Snyder

Whaaaat? Is there such a thing?
You bet. Regardless of the persistent myth that guys think any and all *** is a good thing, the truth is that there are some kinds of *** he'd just as soon say no to.

Super-Clean ***

He doesn't want to be with someone who's too worried about her 300 thread count sheets to have a good time. And surprise! He'd rather stick around after for some snuggling (and maybe an encore) than make a mad dash for the shower. The bottom line: dudes don't dig girls who don't want to get a little dirty.

Just-Lie-There Lovin'

We're pretty sure there is no mention in the Kama Sutra of a position wherein you must lie motionless on your back whilst staring blankly at the ceiling. There's good reason for that - unenthusiastic loving has zero erotic appeal. Move around. Climb on top. Be an eager beaver.

Over Accessorized Erotica

He doesn't want to spend twenty minutes trying to get you out of that lacy underwear contraption you've rigged up, when it's so much faster ripping off those worn cotton panties that you usually wear. We're all for variety, but he doesn't want to fornicate with a fashion victim.

Special Occasion ***

You think the fancy dinner, zillion candles and smooth soundtrack are romantic ways to make your anniversary more meaningful, but for him, special occasion *** puts too much pressure on him to make the event perfect. He'd just as soon fall into bed with you on a boring, old Tuesday.

Drill Sergeant ***

He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be bold, not bossy.





Comments???

Farmgirl, you are a *** MONSTER. Raaaaaaaarrrrr :D


Well you have to admit... *** threads are more interesting than fight threads..... :D

[Fintin]

Well you have to admit... *** threads are more interesting than fight threads..... :D

ill get the pudding...why not combine the two....

[UkrainianAmerican]

Hmm, I like *** in clean sheets, and I dont stay around for too long before hitting the showers :oops: :oops: :oops:

Do you guys shower after having ***?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Do you guys shower after having ***?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
WEll, I do anyways. Me and my girl always have a race. I usually win (track team baby!)

[Nawlins]

Depends how tired I am. Sometimes.

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:

[farmgirl]

Do you guys shower after having ***?


Depends on whether it's morning *** or night ***.... p-) (like I remember) :roll:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:
Yo get this.
This one time during the summer, I creampied her, and then ran to the bathroom, locked the door, and made her wait for 10 minutes. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Did I mention I am an asshole?

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:
Yo get this.
This one time during the summer, I creampied her, and then ran to the bathroom, locked the door, and made her wait for 10 minutes. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

:bash:

Do you guys shower after having ***?


Depends on whether it's morning *** or night ***.... p-) (like I remember) :roll:

good answer Farmgirl :)

[farmgirl]

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:
Yo get this.
This one time during the summer, I creampied her, and then ran to the bathroom, locked the door, and made her wait for 10 minutes. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Did I mention I am an asshole?


charming..... :roll:

did you really think you needed to tell us? p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

***, what's that?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:
Yo get this.
This one time during the summer, I creampied her, and then ran to the bathroom, locked the door, and made her wait for 10 minutes. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Did I mention I am an asshole?


charming..... :roll:

did you really think you needed to tell us? p-)
Well she told all her girlfriends, and they were calling me , one by one, to let me know I am a d*ckhead.
Sweet revenge. :lol:

[Fintin]

Did I mention I am an asshole?

a RamblingAsshole.... :slap:

***, what's that?

Well Jack. *** is what we do to create life isn't it? So ultimately, *** IS LIFE, because withought ***, there would be no life.... get my point?

[memphiz]

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:
Yo get this.
This one time during the summer, I creampied her, and then ran to the bathroom, locked the door, and made her wait for 10 minutes. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Did I mention I am an asshole?


charming..... :roll:

did you really think you needed to tell us? p-)
Eeeewwww

[UkrainianAmerican]

Do you guys shower after having ***?

for me personally, it really depends on how dirty we get :lol:
Yo get this.
This one time during the summer, I creampied her, and then ran to the bathroom, locked the door, and made her wait for 10 minutes. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Did I mention I am an asshole?


charming..... :roll:

did you really think you needed to tell us? p-)
Eeeewwww
Thats what I yelled out of the bathroom, in between the evil laughter.

[California Joe]

http://www.stanleyworks.com/images/businessunits/logo_stanley.gif

[UkrainianAmerican]

http://www.stanleyworks.com/images/businessunits/logo_stanley.gif
*butters voice*
"Wh-why, thats ME!"

[farmgirl]

http://www.stanleyworks.com/images/businessunits/logo_stanley.gif


ahhhh so true p-)

[Jack Mehoff]

Where do i get free ***?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Where do i get free ***?
Ask your wife. ;)

[Vance]

Where do i get free ***?
Go talk to your wife, if she still talks to you. p-)

[Ratamacue]

Where do i get free ***?
Go talk to your wife, if she still talks to you. p-)

She's too busy with her studies, apparently.

[MaDuce]

Remember if she agrees to anal it is true love ;)

[Fintin]

http://www.stanleyworks.com/images/businessunits/logo_stanley.gif

joe...you never stop amazing me woot

[UkrainianAmerican]

Remember if she agrees to anal it is true love ;)
Hmm, She dun love me then. :(

[Jack Mehoff]

Remember if she agrees to anal it is true love ;)
A drink to that.

[MaDuce]

Remember if she agrees to anal it is true love ;)
Hmm, She dun love me then. :(
Yes most of the time they will scream and kick you in the jimmys if u ask.

[Truthsayer]

Otherwise it's usually said "if she spits she only likes you, if she swallows she loves you - if she blow bubbles she is just a showoff."

[UkrainianAmerican]

Otherwise it's usually said "if she spits she only likes you, if she swallows she loves you - if she blow bubbles she is just a showoff."
Hmm, she swallows if there is no place to spit it out.

[Salty Dog]

*** - yes please.

with you?.. no freakin thanks pal! :P
You're turning down *** with Cali Joe?!??! :bash:

Really. That's just crazy talk.

rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

*** is a sin.

[UkrainianAmerican]

*** is a sin.
Not for me.

[Ratamacue]

What's "***?" Does it come in a can?

[MVSpartan117]

You see ratamacue, when a mommy and daddy really love each other the want to expresss that love in a way that involves more than just kissing...... and thats how babies are made!

p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

You see ratamacue, when a mommy and daddy really love each other the want to expresss that love in a way that involves more than just kissing...... and thats how babies are made!

p-)
Only if you are a retard.
TROJAAAAN MAN!

[memphiz]

You see ratamacue, when a mommy and daddy really love each other the want to expresss that love in a way that involves more than just kissing...... and thats how babies are made!

p-)
but then mommy opens a can called 'Baby formula' and uses it as lube, and then that helps the process

[FRO]

What's "***?" Does it come in a can?

It really depends on who you're getting it from, how much you are paying them and how desperate you are.

Also available in recyclable plastic containers . . . that can be inflated.

It slices, it dices, it makes lovely julien fries.

Owch.

***, what's that?

Well Jack. *** is what we do to create life isn't it? So ultimately, *** IS LIFE, because withought ***, there would be no life.... get my point?

wow FutureMarine, I totally get you man. ;)