favorit controled substance....

[Fintin]

i like cocain...plan and simple

[usa320]

***- but not with hookers, and beer.

Cocaine is just bad, bad **** that really screws you up.

[Operation Ivy]

dead hookers rofl

[tiger-unit]

im gonna have to go with...pot.

[UkrainianAmerican]

i like cocain...plan and simple
That explains soooo much.

Anyway, I tried pot on a few occasions, but didnt like the effect that much. Too disorienting. I prefer alcohol anyday.

pot is fun and safe

[UkrainianAmerican]

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

well you don't cross the street after finishing a blunt, you stay inside with your friends.

[UkrainianAmerican]

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

well you don't cross the street after finishing a blunt, you stay inside with your friends.
Well, I did it accross the street from school. I almost finished it, and I see this 30-40is guy with a radio in his hand approaching (about a block away) I start running, and hear a LOUD screech of tires. The car stopped like 25 inches away from me.

[UkrainianAmerican]

O, and its not that safe. It f*cks up your sperm count, and in some cases, causes erection problems.
A friend of mine was having ***, while high, and went LIMP in the middle of it. rofl

O, and its not that safe. It f*cks up your sperm count, and in some cases, causes erection problems.
A friend of mine was having ***, while high, and went LIMP in the middle of it. rofl

rofl

[MVSpartan117]

Um......... none


p-)

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

well you don't cross the street after finishing a blunt, you stay inside with your friends.
Well, I did it accross the street from school. I almost finished it, and I see this 30-40is guy with a radio in his hand approaching (about a block away) I start running, and hear a LOUD screech of tires. The car stopped like 25 inches away from me.

you gotta be a real dumbass to smoke pot across the street from school.

[UkrainianAmerican]

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

well you don't cross the street after finishing a blunt, you stay inside with your friends.
Well, I did it accross the street from school. I almost finished it, and I see this 30-40is guy with a radio in his hand approaching (about a block away) I start running, and hear a LOUD screech of tires. The car stopped like 25 inches away from me.

you gotta be a real dumbass to smoke pot across the street from school.
It was behind a food truck. Everyone smokes there.
And besides it was AFTER a hard midterm, so I was completely burnt out.

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

well you don't cross the street after finishing a blunt, you stay inside with your friends.
Well, I did it accross the street from school. I almost finished it, and I see this 30-40is guy with a radio in his hand approaching (about a block away) I start running, and hear a LOUD screech of tires. The car stopped like 25 inches away from me.

you gotta be a real dumbass to smoke pot across the street from school.
It was behind a food truck. Everyone smokes there.
And besides it was AFTER a hard midterm, so I was completely burnt out.

Man, you couldn't wait to go home or to ur friends house or somewhere safe so it's impossible for u to get caught?

[UkrainianAmerican]

pot is fun and safe
Ever tried crossing the street after finishing a blunt?

well you don't cross the street after finishing a blunt, you stay inside with your friends.
Well, I did it accross the street from school. I almost finished it, and I see this 30-40is guy with a radio in his hand approaching (about a block away) I start running, and hear a LOUD screech of tires. The car stopped like 25 inches away from me.

you gotta be a real dumbass to smoke pot across the street from school.
It was behind a food truck. Everyone smokes there.
And besides it was AFTER a hard midterm, so I was completely burnt out.

Man, you couldn't wait to go home or to ur friends house or somewhere safe so it's impossible for u to get caught?
I couldnt give a fcuk after midterms. My brain stops working, and my testosterone jumps up.

[memphiz]

Cant go wrong with a dead hooker

[tiger-unit]

hey, u gotta do wut u gotta do. Thats not even bad, people blaze at the smoke pits at our school and knowone ever gets caught, except ONCE, some stupid gr.8 kid.

[Dennis G]

dumbass thread

[UkrainianAmerican]

hey, u gotta do wut u gotta do. Thats not even bad, people blaze at the smoke pits at our school and knowone ever gets caught, except ONCE, some stupid gr.8 kid.
Yeah I smoked up like 5 times in the school bathroom.
yeah, I am a dumbass.

[tiger-unit]

ya, im not sayin its me thats blazin', but ya, lots of ppl do it, hah even on the run, for gym.

[MVSpartan117]

dumbass thread

agreed.....

[UkrainianAmerican]

ya, im not sayin its me thats blazin', but ya, lots of ppl do it, hah even on the run, for gym.
I once smoked a stog in the work-out room, before the teacher got there. Stunk up the whole place.
:lol:

[Ratamacue]

hey, u gotta do wut u gotta do. Thats not even bad, people blaze at the smoke pits at our school and knowone ever gets caught, except ONCE, some stupid gr.8 kid.
Yeah I smoked up like 5 times in the school bathroom.
yeah, I am a dumbass.

Anyone who gets high or drunk before or during school is a ****ing retard. Not only is it blatantly obvious, but the consequences of doing so when caught are, uh, rather bad.

[UkrainianAmerican]

hey, u gotta do wut u gotta do. Thats not even bad, people blaze at the smoke pits at our school and knowone ever gets caught, except ONCE, some stupid gr.8 kid.
Yeah I smoked up like 5 times in the school bathroom.
yeah, I am a dumbass.

Anyone who gets high or drunk before or during school is a f*** retard. Not only is it blatantly obvious, but the consequences of doing so when caught are, uh, rather bad.
When I drink, and chew gum afterwords, NO ONE ever noticed.
pot I only did after school.

[bishop1]

yeah, im with Spartan and Dennis, this is kind of a stupid thread for this site, but yeah, nothing.

[memphiz]

When I was in grade 8, this girl took out her pipe in the middle of class and waited till the teacher turned around, the she took a HUGE hoot, man was that funny

[flickme]

Um......... none
Same here. :P

[Fintin]

pssst...its in the off topic and HUMOR section....its just for pointless laughs...unless you really like dead hookers....then im sorry to offend your kind

[bishop1]

Lol no, never tried *** with a hooker or dead person, but hey, lifes to short not to try new things right?

[Fintin]

Lol no, never tried *** with a hooker or dead person, but hey, lifes to short not to try new things right?

just shove a hand warmer down first and its like new...

[Dennis G]

pssst...its in the off topic and HUMOR section....its just for pointless laughs...unless you really like dead hookers....then im sorry to offend your kind


pssst....It is still retared

I can understand drinking now and then but getting drunk or high is a waste of life man Leave that **** for the hippies. I mean I drink I might have something to drink every night but not to the point that I’m wasted. Doing that **** in school is retarded I mean just look what happens

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3051/000_0220.jpg

[UkrainianAmerican]

Dennis G knows what hes talking about.

[hank]

When you wanna get down, down on the ground _________.

I think you know what I'm talking about.

When you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues, _________.

When the day is done and you wanna ride on, ___________.

YYYEEEAAAHHH! I like it! ;) Good enough for slow hand.

hank

pssst...its in the off topic and HUMOR section....its just for pointless laughs...unless you really like dead hookers....then im sorry to offend your kind


pssst....It is still retared

I can understand drinking now and then but getting drunk or high is a waste of life man Leave that **** for the hippies. I mean I drink I might have something to drink every night but not to the point that I’m wasted. Doing that **** in school is retarded I mean just look what happens

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3051/000_0220.jpg

Go Palestine!!!! We will never give up the motherland!!! woot woot woot

[memphiz]

pssst...its in the off topic and HUMOR section....its just for pointless laughs...unless you really like dead hookers....then im sorry to offend your kind


pssst....It is still retared

I can understand drinking now and then but getting drunk or high is a waste of life man Leave that **** for the hippies. I mean I drink I might have something to drink every night but not to the point that I’m wasted. Doing that **** in school is retarded I mean just look what happens

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3051/000_0220.jpg
:D
i made that

[Caribou Kid]

I was hoping the time honoured classic, Uranium-235, was going to be part of the poll, but i guess only the controlled substances that will alter your mind are being polled p-) , so my vote goes to the old slalwart, marijuana.(GO REEFER MADNESS! :lol: )

Hard to beat a good sesh with your mates. No fistfights, minimal puking action, lotsa good laughs, and as long as you aren't doing it ACROSS THE STREET FROM A FREAKING school, (tsk tsk! :bash: ) mostly harmless.

Sure, you could chase the tequila worm, or do shots of Sake' in your friendly neighborhood sushi-train franchise while singing Karaoke, but I'll stick with my Bong and Cypruss Hill MP3's, thank you very much. Better still, I'll give the Wild Turkey and/or Jim Beam/Southern Comfort night at the local Country& western bootscooting honky-tonk a miss, while I'm at it, too.

Pot, like ****, is harmless if used in a responsible manner, in moderation, I have found.
A bit like driving your car over the speed limit...We have all done it, just some like doing it more than others...
Synthetics, however...nah, they're bad kharma, mate. Them things will fuggin' kill you as fast as look at you.Steer clear of them.

[anonymous individual]

Voted for pot.

How come there is no magic mushroom?

BTW, to the guy who voted for cocaine:
You must be very rich to buy 100% and know the amount to use. Otherwise, there is a spot in the hospital waiting for you. Have fun hearing people scream at night.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Voted for pot..were is the option for mushrooms? ;)

Hard drugs are to be avoided, nobody's ever made it any-were in life sniffing cocaine with a $100-something dollar a day habit.

[Aussie E]

Dilethium Crystals, but Spok and Keith are hoarding them all!

[gaz]

I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the f**king show! Claus Vanbulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!" I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing **** ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big f**king Q! I love that f**king Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge f**king Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"

I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death f**king flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any f**king plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant f**king Q!

NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth f**king step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry f**king Christmas!"


Seriously though, I don't touch drugs (Including pot), I'll happily drink until I puke blood (Which I have done) but I won't touch anything else. Despite the fact I don't take drugs I do really like them and do you know why? Because people take them and die, therfore the criminally stupid are leaving my planet in droves and it leaves more room for me.

[mack pl]

hey, u gotta do wut u gotta do. Thats not even bad, people blaze at the smoke pits at our school and knowone ever gets caught, except ONCE, some stupid gr.8 kid.
Yeah I smoked up like 5 times in the school bathroom.
yeah, I am a dumbass.

Anyone who gets high or drunk before or during school is a f*** retard. Not only is it blatantly obvious, but the consequences of doing so when caught are, uh, rather bad.**** off Ramtamtuce ;) When I was in highschool, I drunk vodka few times during school :) Im not proud of that, but I was young, and that was funny.Well, maybe that was youth mistakes, but who cares :) Regards :)

[Salty Dog]

i like acid trips.

[James]

I like mixing a coctail of heroin, cocaine, and AJAX. Once it is mixed up, I stuff it in a plastic straw and smoke it.

[Fintin]

why is dead hookers leading....im worried....

[American Patriot]

pot of course.

I was high in all my classes. It was great. I don't know how the teachers didn't notice me. I was stoned out of my mind on multiple occassions where I had to read in front of the class; no one noticed.

I had a huge red acrylic bong in my backpack too.

Of course I had to take a piss test and failed. That put an end to that rofl

[Salty Dog]

I like mixing a coctail of heroin, cocaine, and AJAX. Once it is mixed up, I stuff it in a plastic straw and smoke it.
rofl
and also rofl for your avatar