Favourite Monty Python film

[Gringo]

Well what is your favourite Monty Python film?

Holy Grail - "We are the Knights who say.... Ni.......!"
Life of Brian - "I shall..... welease..... Woger!"
Meaning of Life - "Can we have yer liver then?"

Plz state what your favourite is.

Life of Brian for me.

"You mean you were raped!?"
"Well, at first"

[mack pl]

Life of Brian :) I dont liked Meaning of life :| Regards.

[Hullebullen]

I think it's a damn close race between Holy Grail and Brian with the Meaning of Life somewhere behind...

[Herrmannek]

Life of Brian, but its very offensive to my belief :(

[mack pl]

Life of Brian, but its very offensive to my belief :(Ohhh, I almost forgott, for my belief too :roll: p-)

[farmgirl]

The Holy Grail....


Now go, or I shall taunt you a second time

[Hullebullen]

We demand...







...A SHRUBBERY! rofl

[Gringo]

Bridge Keeper - "What is your name?"
King Arthur - "King Arthur of Camelot"
Bridge Keeper - "What is your quest?"
King Arthur - "I seek the Holy Grail"
Bridge Keeper - "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?"
King Arthur - "What? An African or European Swallow"
Bridge Keeper - "What? I don't know that.... aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
Sir Bedeveer - "How do you know so much about Swallows?"
King Arthur - "Well you have to know these things when your King"

[Gringo]

We demand...







...A SHRUBBERY! rofl

A what?

[mack pl]

We demand...







...A SHRUBBERY! rofl

A what?Strawberry :roll:

[king_nothing100]

Grail for sure.

"Help!, Help! I'm being repressed"
"Bloody peasent"

"Camelot!, Camelot!, Camelot!"
"It's only a model"

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[Hullebullen]

The only really bad thing about Holy Grail is the ending...it's such an anti-climax and not at all funny...

[Hullebullen]

"There's lovely mud down here"... :lol:

[Loco]

I voted Monty Python's Life of Brian, because "always look on the bright side of life" but I´d like voting too Monty Python and the Meaning of Life because I got a pain in my belly of laughing too much the first, second and third time I saw that movie.

[Gringo]

The only really bad thing about Holy Grail is the ending...it's such an anti-climax and not at all funny...

Yeah, I was very disapointed by the ending.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Life of Brian. Strange how applicable it still is;


FRANCIS:
We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
COMMANDO XERXES:
What exactly are the demands?
REG:
We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her.
MATTHIAS:
Cut her head off?
FRANCIS:
Cut all her bits off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with.
REG:
And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
COMMANDOS:
No blackmail!
REG:
They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES:
The aqueduct?
REG:
What?
XERXES:
The aqueduct.
REG:
Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3:
And the sanitation.
LORETTA:
Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG:
Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS:
And the roads.
REG:
Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO:
Irrigation.
XERXES:
Medicine.
COMMANDOS:
Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2:
Education.
COMMANDOS:
Ohh...
REG:
Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1:
And the wine.
COMMANDOS:
Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS:
Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO:
Public baths.
LORETTA:
And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS:
Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG:
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
XERXES:
Brought peace.
REG:
Oh. Peace? Shut up!

[Fintin]

i didnt see the i hate them choice....i just dont like them sorry....

[jassemon]

Brave Sir Robin, The Black Knight, The Knights Who Say Ni!, Castle Anthrax... need I say more?

[Kriz]

Holy Grail,

"I'll bleed on ya" rofl

[Gringo]

i didnt see the i hate them choice....i just dont like them sorry....

What!? Everybody loves Monty Python ;)

[ikurinturbiini]

Holy Grail.

You stuupid Eengleesh Knights!

[Hullebullen]

No worries, Fintin just needs to be "the-guy-with-the-different-opinion"... ;)

[Sabre]

"I fart in your general direction!"

and more...

"C'est un cadeaux!"

"Quoi?"

"Un cadeaux!"

"Eh?"

"A present!"

"Ah, oui, un cadeaux!"

and

" Feche la vache!"

[Gringo]

No worries, Fintin just needs to be "the-guy-with-the-different-opinion"... ;)

There's always one of them isn't there "Go to the back" ;)

Oh yes that reminds me of the Stoning in Life of Brian

CROWD OF WOMEN:
[yelling]
JEWISH OFFICIAL:
Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
MATTHIAS:
Do I say 'yes'?
STONE HELPER #1:
Yes.
MATTHIAS:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD:
Ooooh!
OFFICIAL:
...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD:
Ahh!
MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD:
Oooooh!
OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/inlines/04_blasp.jpg
He's said it again!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL:
Did you hear him?!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1:
Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL:
Are there any women here today?
CROWD:
No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL:
Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS:
Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL:
Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD:
She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL:
Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN:
Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL:
Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS:
Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL:
You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS:
Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD:
Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL:
I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
[silence]
Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD:
She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL:
Was it you?
MRS. A.:
Yes.
OFFICIAL:
Right!
MRS. A.:
Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL:
Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/inlines/04_whist.jpg
Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD:
Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1:
Good shot!
[clap clap clap]
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[The Walrus]

Holy Grail, though Life of Brian is a work of genius, Grail encapsulates the Pythonesque sense of humour at it's very best.

[Royal]

There is only one...

What's this then? Romanes eunt domus. People called Romanes they go the house?

It, it says 'Romans go home'.

No it doesn't. What's latin for 'Roman'? Come on...

aaah.

Come on.

Ah! Romanus?

Goes like?


Annus?

Vocative plural of 'annus' is?

Anni?

etc...

[Rantanplan]

Damn, I love this Movie

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Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?

Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jeruselem Garrison.

Pontius Pilate: What was his name?

Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.

Centurion: [giggle]

Pontius Pilate: Centurion do you have anyone in your gawwison by that
name?

Centurion: No, sir.

Pontius Pilate: Well you seem awfully sure, have you checked?

Centurion: I think its a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or
Biggus ****us. (guards giggle)

Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus ****us?"

Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.

Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus ****us."

[guard laughs]

Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THATS IT!


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