How many Times have you **** your pants in the last 5 years

[Maverick77]

once I held it all morning at school even got 7% on a test because I couldn't write or it would come out.


20 feet before my house it uncontrollably let loose

[UkrainianAmerican]

Damn.
I ALMOST had 2 years ago, when it was one of those fake farts. But I managed to stop it.
O yeah, SKILLZ.

[Falco]

None, except some wet farts

[born_to_kill]

i sharted once.

i was at my friends house and i ran up the stairs and farted and all this wet **** was all over my boxers and it was like misty

[UkrainianAmerican]

Damn, My rectum is by FAR the strongest here.
(no fag jokes)

[memphiz]

Today...yesterday...Id say atleast 300 times over the past 5 years, I wear adult size diapers its just so much easier.

[RomanS]

Damn, My rectum is by FAR the strongest here.
(no fag jokes)

as long as it's virgin

[UkrainianAmerican]

Damn, My rectum is by FAR the strongest here.
(no fag jokes)

as long as it's virgin
You have my assuarances.

[RomanS]

Damn, My rectum is by FAR the strongest here.
(no fag jokes)

as long as it's virgin
You have my assuarances.

no doubt here

[hank]

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hank

well I was going for a jog and then suddenly I feel I really need to ****, I was running on the sidewalk of a street and there was no public bathrooms to use, I had to jog about a mile before I reached the park and I went to the parks bathroom. but on the way was hell, I was actually thinking of hiding behind a bush and let it loose. the mile to the bathroom was torture, I was keeping my ass check closed so nothing would come out. it was close, but I have a strong rectum too... ;)

[farmgirl]

It's official. This forum has reached a new low. Are there really no new topics that would make for more interesting conversation than this??

[Yard Ape]

I wear adult size diapers its just so much easier.http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative5.jpg


It's official. This forum has reached a new low. Are there really no new topics that would make for more interesting conversation than this??It is sad because you are right.

It's official. This forum has reached a new low. Are there really no new topics that would make for more interesting conversation than this??

:oops:

[Fintin]

once....i really dont feel like explaining...but it was 6 am no place was open yet...drove to a 24 hour restront....didnt drive fast enough....

[Yard Ape]

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[hank]

once....i really dont feel like explaining...but it was 6 am no place was open yet...drove to a 24 hour restront....didnt drive fast enough....

Dude . . . . .you **** yourself . . . . ha ha. :D

Memphiz, I see a photo op. Get to work. ;)

hank

[memphiz]

once....i really dont feel like explaining...but it was 6 am no place was open yet...drove to a 24 hour restront....didnt drive fast enough....

Dude . . . . .you **** yourself . . . . ha ha. :D

Memphiz, I see a photo op. Get to work. ;)

hank
haha

[Fintin]

once....i really dont feel like explaining...but it was 6 am no place was open yet...drove to a 24 hour restront....didnt drive fast enough....

Dude . . . . .you **** yourself . . . . ha ha. :D

Memphiz, I see a photo op. Get to work. ;)

hank

yeah...so...the chicks dig it...atleast thats what i tell myself

[hank]

yeah...so...the chicks dig it...atleast thats what i tell myself

You mean the born to kill fat chicks? That ain't sayin' much. Remember that 1) they have a bong that they smoke something other than mj from, and 2) they voluntarily went to a born to kill party. Not exactly numero uno on the ol' food chain those girls. ;)

hank

[Fintin]

i nearly **** them agaian laughing so hard reading that....i had to walk like 500 yards with the worst case of the trots that day....it was way too early to be moving....i had just met some people i was going on a trip with so it was a good ice breaker....

[UkrainianAmerican]

yeah...so...the chicks dig it...atleast thats what i tell myself

You mean the born to kill fat chicks? That ain't sayin' much. Remember that 1) they have a bong that they smoke something other than mj from, and 2) they voluntarily went to a born to kill party. Not exactly numero uno on the ol' food chain those girls. ;)

hank
Yo you are being a little bit TOO harsh, and thats coming from me.
I mean surely those girls werent photomodels. BUt, they werent actually DISGUSTING, like you seem to imply. If they ran 1-2 miles a day for a month, they would prolly be pretty cute.

[hank]

yeah...so...the chicks dig it...atleast thats what i tell myself

You mean the born to kill fat chicks? That ain't sayin' much. Remember that 1) they have a bong that they smoke something other than mj from, and 2) they voluntarily went to a born to kill party. Not exactly numero uno on the ol' food chain those girls. ;)

hank
Yo you are being a little bit TOO harsh, and thats coming from me.
I mean surely those girls werent photomodels. BUt, they werent actually DISGUSTING, like you seem to imply. If they ran 1-2 miles a day for a month, they would prolly be pretty cute.

Wow, I better tone it down if RA says "too harsh". Remember, I only kid the ones I love. Also, in this case "fat chicks" is a term of endearment not an insult. ;)

hank

[Javehn]

What an excellent thread !!

I almost **** my pants , right about now , when i read this . But that doesn't counts .

And i would do all of born_2_kill chicks without thinking once . I think you would too , no Hank ?

[UkrainianAmerican]

yeah...so...the chicks dig it...atleast thats what i tell myself

You mean the born to kill fat chicks? That ain't sayin' much. Remember that 1) they have a bong that they smoke something other than mj from, and 2) they voluntarily went to a born to kill party. Not exactly numero uno on the ol' food chain those girls. ;)

hank
Yo you are being a little bit TOO harsh, and thats coming from me.
I mean surely those girls werent photomodels. BUt, they werent actually DISGUSTING, like you seem to imply. If they ran 1-2 miles a day for a month, they would prolly be pretty cute.

Wow, I better tone it down if RA says "too harsh". Remember, I only kid the ones I love. Also, in this case "fat chicks" is a term of endearment not an insult. ;)

hank
:lol:
rofl

[Fintin]

yeah...so...the chicks dig it...atleast thats what i tell myself

You mean the born to kill fat chicks? That ain't sayin' much. Remember that 1) they have a bong that they smoke something other than mj from, and 2) they voluntarily went to a born to kill party. Not exactly numero uno on the ol' food chain those girls. ;)

hank
Yo you are being a little bit TOO harsh, and thats coming from me.
I mean surely those girls werent photomodels. BUt, they werent actually DISGUSTING, like you seem to imply. If they ran 1-2 miles a day for a month, they would prolly be pretty cute.

Wow, I better tone it down if RA says "too harsh". Remember, I only kid the ones I love. Also, in this case "fat chicks" is a term of endearment not an insult. ;)

hank

you mean phat but your soo cool you can spell it fat....i get the point...no i dont

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Once when I was out shopping I felt the urge to drop but thought better of going instead I kept it in and about 300 yards from home I thought I was ready to release some gas and whoops I dropped a fat one it was running down the inside of my trouser leg. Got undressed in the bath. :lol:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Once when I was out shopping I felt the urge to drop but thought better of going instead I kept it in and about 300 yards from home I thought I was ready to release some gas and whoops I dropped a fat one it was running down the inside of my trouser leg. Got undressed in the bath. :lol:
And you call yourself Scottish?
Argyll should have a word with you in private.
:lol:

[martinexsquaddie]

nearly once in a hedge somewhere not suppoused to be ****ting into clingflim in the rain a new low :(
but bottle of immodium before a task and you can leave the clingfilm at home :lol:
although its best to use somebody elses barrack when the 5 day monster emerges after a curry :( rofl

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

And you call yourself Scottish?
Argyll should have a word with you in private.:lol:
Oh well RA you know what they say "you can't hold whats not in your hand". ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

I **** my pants on my first date.

[Caraway]

I **** my pants all the time! woot

[James]

I have taken a dump in my pants dozens of times in the past year alone. I am just lazy...

[farmgirl]

I have taken a dump in my pants dozens of times in the past year alone. I am just lazy...


Are you sure you don't have cholera?

[Jack Mehoff]

James needs to potty train. Maybe farmgirl can help.

[Rilence]

It's official. This forum has reached a new low. Are there really no new topics that would make for more interesting conversation than this??
you want to share your experiences farmgirl? ;) :P

[M_S]

i once heard that a woman did **** through her mouth due to some surgiry that went fu**ing wrong...is there any truth in this? :cantbeli:


Dont wanna kiss that woman! p-)

[WolverineBlue]

What about the jackass who died because he suffocated wearing a gas mask with a tube attached to his sphincter.

[Fintin]

I have taken a dump in my pants dozens of times in the past year alone. I am just lazy...
and hank laughed at me....

[farmgirl]

It's official. This forum has reached a new low. Are there really no new topics that would make for more interesting conversation than this??
you want to share your experiences farmgirl? ;) :P


I'm proud to say that I have no experiences to share. I have been fortunate enought to always make it to restroom facilities, but thanks for asking. :D

[James]

although its best to use somebody elses barrack when the 5 day monster emerges after a curry :( rofl

Man, I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.

[Fintin]

opps....HEHE

[Kenshin]

Never... but had it once during 3rd grade. I still can remember how it felt... warm and wet.. eewww.

[gaz]

Sometimes I read things here and then get an urge to snort broken glass up my nose if only to take away the pain of the headache I've just developed.

[DrunkenMaster]

I **** my pants on my first date. rofl rofl

[Fintin]

bump...er i mean....dump

[Trigger]

If I actually wore pants I'd be able to give you an accurate **** count...alas, we may never know the real number. p-)

[Fintin]

If I actually wore pants I'd be able to give you an accurate **** count...alas, we may never know the real number. p-)


you and argyll...and your "kilts"....gap doesnt make kilts...

[Operation Ivy]

Well i havent **** my pants for a long time, but here's a little story about me sorda making a mess

Well you know when u gotta **** really bad and run to the toilet and it just shoots out, well i had that feeling so i ran to the bathroom pulled down my pants really fast and sat on the toliet, then i realized the lid was still down :oops: ......i think you can tell what happended next :( :cantbeli:

[Trigger]

If I actually wore pants I'd be able to give you an accurate **** count...alas, we may never know the real number. p-)


you and argyll...and your "kilts"....gap doesnt make kilts...
Who said I wore a kilt?

"I'm out there Jerry!...and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" ~ Kramer

[Fintin]

Well i havent **** my pants for a long time, but here's a little story about me almost ****ting my pants.

Well you know when u gotta **** really bad and run to the toilet and it just shoots out, well i had that feeling so i ran to the bathroom pulled down my pants really fast and sat on the toliet, then i realized the lid was still down :oops: ......i think you can tell what happended next :( :cantbeli:

hahahaha....thats worse then ****ting pants....a friend of mine did something close to this though....she had to piss real bad ran into the bathroom...and apparently forgot to pull down her thong...her excuse was it was flesh colored and hard to see...

this is a good reason why we should leave the lids up...LADIES

[dhfactory]

Where i come form everyone ****s there pants. :roll:

Then u get "stink-finger" when u got down to check. and then u wave it around in everyones faces.

-Sean

[mattnwnc03]

well i havnt doo doo d my pants since i was real little but when i was in iraq in 91 we were sacked out on the side of the road sleeping in our trucks i was having a dream about taking a leak and .........pissed my pants.yes i did. rofl

[Fintin]

i threw up all over a parking lot tonight....i need to go gargle...i still taste it..... :(

[Flagg]

It's official. This forum has reached a new low. Are there really no new topics that would make for more interesting conversation than this??

Besides being short on free time in recent weeks, this is why my posting has dropped off....threads about dropping ass :|