US Navy SEAL helmet

[IFAV]

Hello,

does anybody know why there is the pouch on the rear of the helmet??

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m50/IFAV/SEAL-DEMO-mich-2.jpg
source: specwargear.com

[velvet-cream]

I thought it was used to secure the strap on goggles. A lot of skiing helmets have something similar.

I could be wrong..

[Frens]

my guess it's to hold radio system' cables....just a guess

[AROUETLJ]

It's an emergency survival Kendall Mint Cake pouch.

[IFAV]

It's an emergency survival Kendall Mint Cake pouch.


Hey Yo AROUETLJ or what ever,

it seems that you´re the food expert here or only the MP.Net Clown. :)

How does this fit into the pouch??? tztztz

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m50/IFAV/lg_10737535.jpg

Don´t know what you´re really are, but If you´re the food expert maybe soemethig goes wrong with you and/or with one of your food tasting experiments.
Please note: Hey man, don´t eat expired meals, it could be risky.



p-)Don´t take it amiss

[Baboonass]

Hair products, you know, gells, mousse, highlighter brushes, etc..



Duh.

[Hydro]

Chocolate covered Kendal Mint Cake? OMG OMG OMG. Survival food of the GODS!

[IFAV]

Hair products, you know, gells, mousse, highlighter brushes, etc..



Duh.


That´s awesom, we got the second clown here.

But by the way, maybe Navy SEALs really need this kind of stuff.

[Sato]

A Tactical tin foil hat attachement point, because even SEAL's can't deny the evil Zionist conspiracy...

[D-gin]

That´s awesom, we got the second clown here.

But by the way, maybe Navy SEALs really need this kind of stuff.
Matchanu, would know. rofl

[Hydro]

That´s awesom, we got the second clown here.





Erm, Match would know, being an ex-hairdresser and all.

[Baboonass]

That´s awesom, we got the second clown here.

But by the way, maybe Navy SEALs really need this kind of stuff.


Of course they do, looking good, even in the field, is part of NSW lore.

Have you seen what your hair looks like when you take off your helmet? Just awfull!! A bit of product and and fussing and you are ready for a night on the town!!

A big part of BUD/S selection is the ability to look good no matter were you are or the circumstances you are under.

I mean, if you don't look good, what's the point?

[California Joe]

A bit of product....

http://www.newwavephotos.com/AFlockof/11435AFlockof.jpg

[Durandal]

Its for these...duh.
http://candyaddict.com/blog/uploads/gummi_condoms.jpg

[Sand Man]

Hello,

does anybody know why there is the pouch on the rear of the helmet??

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m50/IFAV/SEAL-DEMO-mich-2.jpg
source: specwargear.com

Well, what did SpecWarGear.com say it was for?

[Dispatcher]

That´s awesom, we got the second clown here.





http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mjolnir_bucket/popcorn-1.jpg

If they dont do what they do looking good, what is the bloody point in doing it? Come on; everybody knows were all in it for the chicks.

[Sato]

Well, what did SpecWarGear.com say it was for?

For posing and looking über-OMFG SEAL cool offcourse, What else?

[ShotOver]

It's a wallet. Mastercard, accepted in 99% of all current warzones.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

[Robbee]

Could Match confirm that "hell week" is named so because the salt water is hell on hair follicles?
You might be right, PT. That's a good wallet size.

[D-gin]

It a nice pocket for airsofters to keep their wannabe cards.

[CG51]

I could be wrong, but a pouch can be used to store stuff.

[digrar]

That´s awesom, we got the second clown here.

But by the way, maybe Navy SEALs really need this kind of stuff.

I love it when the noobs don't find out who's who in the zoo before lipping off. p-)

[ShotOver]

I could be wrong, but a pouch can be used to store stuff.

How about you keep this thread ON TOPIC, flamer.

[Ironsight06]

Hello,

does anybody know why there is the pouch on the rear of the helmet??

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m50/IFAV/SEAL-DEMO-mich-2.jpg
source: specwargear.com
It's a condom pouch. Everybody knows SEAL's got huge cocks.

[CG51]

How about you keep this thread ON TOPIC, flamer.

Damn! My bust, sorry it won't happ'n again...

[thomas93190728]

may be a pouch to hold battery pack for the infra red scope.

[Sand Man]

Damn! My bust, sorry it won't happ'n again...

No worries. Everybody's happy.... even it is. :D

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6348/helmmv1.jpg

[Opening Batsman]

I love it when the noobs don't find out who's who in the zoo before lipping off. p-)

Bugger off, newbie!

[FROGFOOT-MKDN]

To get the topic back on track, it might be for those strobo IR lights so pilots at night can know where are friendlies?

[Baboonass]

I could be wrong, but a pouch can be used to store stuff.

LOL!!!!

Best post ever.

[BMF_EOD]

You guys are dorks,.

Its for a counterweight while wearing NVGs.

[Baboonass]

If they dont do what they do looking good, what is the bloody point in doing it? Come on; everybody knows were all in it for the chicks.

Case in point.

Check out his hair, it's friggen FABULOUS!!!

[Sand Man]

You guys are dorks,.

Its for a counterweight while wearing NVGs.

I think it's for SPIE extraction if you don't have the body harness...

[Robbee]

Case in point.

Check out his hair, it's friggen FABULOUS!!!

I look at that picture and wonder what percentage of USSOCOM's budget is allocated to hair care products. :)

[foxtrot023]

Case in point.

Check out his hair, it's friggen FABULOUS!!!


So the rumours of a new MOS are true? haircare specialist perhaps?

[Baboonass]

So the rumours of a new MOS are true? haircare specialist perhaps?


The teams wouldn't need a new MOS (rate) for this, it's already taught in BUD/S, (hair care systems, improvised styling devices, survial blow dryer, etc..) and is part of the Trident board.

Guns, explosives, jumping out of planes is good and all, but pales in importance to lookin good.

[-Angel-]

Its for a counterweight while wearing NVGs.

We have a winner.

Removes the need for that irritating second strap with the regular PVS mount.

[Dispatcher]

SEAL's (<--- Capitalyzed, yes?) Are known to be the fuzziest, best hair-cared warriors on the world.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mjolnir_bucket/whitecoat_seal_T3506.jpg

This pic is the ultimate proof.

Me, i could never be a SEAL. I look like this;
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mjolnir_bucket/300px-Magic_8_ball.jpg

Damn my parents for having a son thats "hair-impaired".

[Pete031]

It's a wallet. Mastercard, accepted in 99% of all current warzones.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Yeah it became SOP ever since Stitch Jones did it in Grenada...
RECON!!!!!!

[Robbee]

Yeah it became SOP ever since Stitch Jones did it in Grenada...
RECON!!!!!!

RIP Profile. :(

[foxtrot023]

The teams wouldn't need a new MOS (rate) for this, it's already taught in BUD/S, (hair care systems, improvised styling devices, survial blow dryer, etc..) and is part of the Trident board.

Guns, explosives, jumping out of planes is good and all, but pales in importance to lookin good.


I see the wisdom in your words. You are truly wise in the ways of hair care

[Hydro]

Yeah it became SOP ever since Stitch Jones did it in Grenada...
RECON!!!!!!



Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah is now an official US Marine MOS.

[Sand Man]

Well since this thread is going to sh!ts anyways... p-)

I couldn't stop laughing from this post tears were flowing from my eyes.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1181402&postcount=121

rofl rofl rofl


How could I have missed that????

[Dispatcher]

I just googled "navy SEAL haircare" looking for pics.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x108/Mjolnir_bucket/00038946.jpg

You have to admit; their hair looked like a vidal-sassoon ad.

[foxtrot023]

You have to admit; their hair looked like a vidal-sassoon ad.

well duh! their hair advisor was probably a real deal SEAL p-)

[Silent 6]

Match,

Do you have any pics of your best days of gel/mouse use?

I've seen the one pic, formerly on your profile, but I believe you were wearing a hat/bandanna or some other hair persec device...

Please show us your follicular brilliance at it's best!

[Nephilim]

pouch for counterwheight...

[adam_1green]

Well since this thread is going to sh!ts anyways... p-)

I couldn't stop laughing from this post tears were flowing from my eyes.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1181402&postcount=121

rofl rofl rofl


How could I have missed that????

Pure genius.

[wildheart]

2 ideas...
(helpfull one) pouch for field dressing
(silly one) pouch for Ipod

is there a prize for the winner?

[Baboonass]

You guys are dorks,.

Its for a counterweight while wearing NVGs.



For you maybe, but the teams wear NVG's to counter the weight of the various wax sticks and gel tins. Those things get heavy and need to be counter balanced by some weight in the front.

Priorities.

[ShotOver]

Just wear extra heavy Ray-Bans to counterweight your gel thick Metro Mullets. Wicked cool dude.

[D-gin]

Just wear extra heavy Ray-Bans to counterweight your gel thick Metro Mullets. Wicked cool dude.
I thought SEALs wore Oakleys......p-)

[ShotOver]

I thought SEALs wore Oakleys......p-)

Only Delta wear Oakley. If Delta want to wear Oakley that's their business.

[D-gin]

Only Delta wear Oakley. If Delta want to wear Oakley that's their business.
Oh is that so Capt, Well this is my safety.....sir.




Chairborne Hooah...

[ShotOver]

Oh is that so Capt, Well this is my safety.....sir.




Chairborne Hooah...

Haha, well picked up mate.

[D-gin]

Haha, well picked up mate.

You know how we roll in the Mog.







Now please excuse me while I go cry in a corner.

[Sand Man]

You guys are dorks,.

Its for a counterweight while wearing NVGs.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2394/helmetut3.jpg

Same thing?

[foxtrot023]

I thought SEALs wore Oakleys......p-)

In soviet Russia, Oakleys wear you!

[Lavi]

No idea about the pouch but if its impressive hair care you are after... look no further:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2455143#post2455143

[CG51]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2394/helmetut3.jpg

Same thing?

Sweet pic dude! Was it taken by a 1MP camera? LOL

[Capt. Miller]

I'l say that that is a counter-weight pouch that balances the stress from NVG on the front

(atleast my EOD helmet has counter-weight to balance the lexan face-shield)

edit: damn there were the same answers in this pile of crap

[Pete031]

I'l say that that is a counter-weight pouch that balances the stress from NVG on the front

(atleast my EOD helmet has counter-weight to balance the lexan face-shield)

edit: damn there were the same answers in this pile of crap

Thats a pretty sweet badge on your shoulder... In your profile pic...
High Speed!!!!

[Baboonass]

I'l say that that is a counter-weight pouch that balances the stress from NVG on the front

(atleast my EOD helmet has counter-weight to balance the lexan face-shield)

edit: damn there were the same answers in this pile of crap



Cool, so what Batt were you in?

[California Joe]

"Finnish Defence Forces, AF EOD" Probably the Simo Batt.

This thread is pretty funny. More mullets than an Indigo Girls concert.

[jimmyboots]

Of course they do, looking good, even in the field, is part of NSW lore.

Have you seen what your hair looks like when you take off your helmet? Just awfull!! A bit of product and and fussing and you are ready for a night on the town!!

A big part of BUD/S selection is the ability to look good no matter were you are or the circumstances you are under.

I mean, if you don't look good, what's the point?

We were always jealous of the hair thing when you guys showed up on the fob. We would see the great hair and chops and the look at each others high regs.:-( Damn 1stSgt.

[BMF_EOD]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2394/helmetut3.jpg

Same thing?

no..yes....maybe. Who cares?

I would guess it's an old school strobe and a small weight pouch. Did you take this pic through his bedroom window?

BTW- 10 out of 10 1st SGTs agree- the shorter your hair the more motivated you are, more disciplined and better at you are at your job. (unless you are completely bald - then you forfeit your "moto")

[Sand Man]

.... Did you take this pic through his bedroom window?

It was from a screen capture photo I found somewhere, cropped it and zoomed it up a bit.

[ShotOver]

bah, edit..

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7901/imageqi3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[~center~]

Well since this thread is going to sh!ts anyways... p-)

I couldn't stop laughing from this post tears were flowing from my eyes.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1181402&postcount=121

rofl rofl rofl


How could I have missed that????

You should be beaten to death for that!!! I cried myself into oblivion and the wife told me to shutee!!


the teams wear NVG's to counter the weight of the various wax sticks and gel tins. Those things get heavy and need to be counter balanced by some weight in the front.

Priorities.

You know it's really to counter the weight of all that *** Wax. :)

http://media.militaryphotos.net/photos/albums/album108/aan.jpg

[Sand Man]

You should be beaten to death for that!!! I cried myself into oblivion and the wife told me to shutee!!

You should be so lucky it was just your wife.

I laughed so hard here in the office that guys from the other stations came over to see what the commotion was all about.

[Baboonass]

I'l say that that is a counter-weight pouch that balances the stress from NVG on the front

(atleast my EOD helmet has counter-weight to balance the lexan face-shield)

edit: damn there were the same answers in this pile of crap



So how about it stud, you're wearing the scroll, what Batt were you in?

Still waiting.

[ShotOver]

He's also a Captain. Phwoar. Distinguished.

[Scrim]

BMF_EOD wrote

BTW- 10 out of 10 1st SGTs agree- the shorter your hair the more motivated you are, more disciplined and better at you are at your job. (unless you are completely bald - then you forfeit your "moto")
Ha ha, that is so true. Used to be if you had a "horseshoe" you got a free stripe for your motardation.

[Baboonass]

BTW- 10 out of 10 1st SGTs agree- the shorter your hair the more motivated you are, more disciplined and better at you are at your job. (unless you are completely bald - then you forfeit your "moto")



Then it's a good thing you and I are Navy and don't have to deal with 1st SGTs.;)

[Royal]

So how about it stud, you're wearing the scroll, what Batt were you in?

Still waiting.

Looks like we got ourselves another one....

Spit it out hero.

[Robbee]

Looks like we got ourselves another one....

Spit it out hero.

I think the answer is at his homepage (http://www.gallery.mikesierra.org/main.php?g2_itemId=53).

[CG51]

I think the answer is at his homepage (http://www.gallery.mikesierra.org/main.php?g2_itemId=53).

lol, quite the crew.

[D-gin]

I think the answer is at his homepage (http://www.gallery.mikesierra.org/main.php?g2_itemId=53).
This guy is High speed, Rob.



Occupation:
Finnish Defence Forces, AF EOD

All that and he's Tabbed.

[BMF_EOD]

Then it's a good thing you and I are Navy and don't have to deal with 1st SGTs.;)

That used to be true- before the age of CJSOTFs and CJTFs. Now we fight insurgents off post and army regulations on post...

Reflective PT belt anyone?

[Guggenmauer]

This guy is High speed, Rob.


All that and he's Tabbed.

If you look at his homepage, he's also in the 5th SFG it seems. Quite the achiever.

[California Joe]

He's an asshead gear queer who got pissy.

Do pushups.

[foxtrot023]

This guy is High speed, Rob.


All that and he's Tabbed.


He is lacking fabulous hair though, that should tip us off.

[Pete031]

He's an asshead gear queer who got pissy.

Do pushups.

He's awsome man... Look at the poses.... Look at the seriousness in his face.
This guy must be as hard as Christmas Candy.

[miguelencanarias]

Case in point.

Check out his hair, it's friggen FABULOUS!!! I felt the need to do something terribly masculine after reading this post. I am scratching my balls now with a fury that no words can describe.

O mp.net, what hath becometh of thee! O tempora, o mores!

The pouch was designed to keep people with a lot of time in their hands (that's us) wondering what the hell was that for. Product-placing as I ever saw one.

[Sabre]

unless you are completely bald - then you forfeit your "moto"

That's most of the British Army buggered then! :lol:


Looks like I missed a corker of a thread here. Can we still share styling tips, or has Match 'left the building'?

[Sabre]

Some of us can't be that picky...

[~center~]

He's awsome man... Look at the poses.... Look at the seriousness in his face.
This guy must be as hard as Christmas Candy.

LMFAO! Not only that, in his MP.net profile under biography it says... "Smooth Operator"

JEEZUUSSSS!!!

[Guggenmauer]

Pete blur the face in your avatar for OPSEC! You are putting the "smooth operators" secret identity at risk!

[D-gin]

He is lacking fabulous hair though, that should tip us off.
I'm sure all he has to do to get some sticky hair gel is watch Blackhawk Down for the 200 time.

[jagermeister]

wow bunch of acne faced tools running around playing G.I. joe......what a fag.

[Pete031]

wow bunch of acne faced tools running around playing G.I. joe......what a fag.

My favorite is the guy with the two micro uzi's.... High Speed!!

[ADavis]

it's actually a counter weight for his NVG's, some of us with small heads use them to counter the NVG front weight. Works very nicely.

[~center~]

it's actually a counter weight for his NVG's, some of us with small heads use them to counter the NVG front weight. Works very nicely.

Hey you read the whole thread, oh wait. :cantbeli:

[digrar]

The question has been answered and the only reason to keep this open would be to hear from an airsofter about how he's not a poser, he's honouring the people he emulates. None of us what to hear that rubbish again, so it's locked.