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Jack Mehoff
05-05-2004, 06:39 PM
http://forums.anandtech.com/i/ratingicons/grin.gifNo, I'd probably lose.
Seoulstriker
05-05-2004, 06:42 PM
No, and Anandtech is biased against nVidia. ;)
gaz
05-05-2004, 06:43 PM
I've mentioned this incident here before.... It wasn't actually a fight but I was once knocked out by a girl.
California Joe
05-05-2004, 06:50 PM
Yeah but she had a golf club. No fair.

No, I don't fight with girls.

Unless it's for fun.

in chocolate pudding.
gaz
05-05-2004, 07:00 PM
Yeah but she had a golf club. No fair.

She did, and she knew how to use it too.

I think I still have "5 Iron" imprinted backwards on my forehead.
Maine Finn
05-05-2004, 07:20 PM
Yup.
Wilco
05-05-2004, 07:22 PM
Never would hit a girl, so I would always lose, unless she was a black kickboxing machine, then I would try to beat the **** out of her, but probobaly still lose. I don't see any "white" girls as a threat, but the "black" girls don't like to go easy at all.
Maverick77
05-05-2004, 07:52 PM
No, But i would not hesitate to beat the ****ing **** out of a girl if she was ugly enough and hit me first.
Jack Mehoff
05-05-2004, 08:04 PM
Spank a girl's ass count?
Merik
05-05-2004, 08:20 PM
When I was a kid I would get into fights with my sister all the time. Nowadays I seriously try to avoid any physical abuse and dont tolerate it. Unless of course I come across a bitch that really needs a slapping like yesterday. I almost slapped the hell out of her but couldnt find the nerve.
Abolith
05-05-2004, 08:35 PM
Yes I have and I knocked her the F#$K out too.

Somehow (and how I don't know) I pissed her off and she promptly kicked me in the ol` twig-and-berries....in f#cking cowboy boots too! :cantbeli:

So when I got up I gave her a right uppercut that layed her out cold. and no I am not sorry about it...if you want to play rough with me and attack me boys expect me to play rough back. I don't belive in the ol double standard that they can kick the crap outta guys but guys can't so much as hurt a hair on their head. If she had slapped me or something else that was more of an ego brusier..ok fine. but the gloves came off, so mine did as well.
Falco
05-05-2004, 08:47 PM
No, and Anandtech is biased against nVidia. ;)

You're just jealous because ATI is kicking NVIDIA's ass again :D
Steve Railsback
05-05-2004, 08:54 PM
I would never hit a lady; but if she kicks me in the nuts for no reason,
I would hit her **** so hard that the first thing her child will taste is blood!!
Fintin
05-05-2004, 08:59 PM
i had an ass slapping war with a girl once...and a wedgie war...does that count...wedgie wars are easy to win when you dont wear any....
Nawlins
05-05-2004, 10:23 PM
Haha... boys are funny.

Something's miswired in my head so that I think I can take guys on when they piss me off... lucky for me no one's taken me up on it. That would suck.
memphiz
05-05-2004, 10:25 PM
Haha... boys are funny.

Something's miswired in my head so that I think I can take guys on when they piss me off... lucky for me no one's taken me up on it. That would suck.
*Steps up*
Bring it
*does finger snap, and head shake like teenaged ghetto girl*
05-05-2004, 10:27 PM
I've mentioned this incident here before.... It wasn't actually a fight but I was once knocked out by a girl.

rofl
Nawlins
05-05-2004, 10:41 PM
Haha... boys are funny.

Something's miswired in my head so that I think I can take guys on when they piss me off... lucky for me no one's taken me up on it. That would suck.
*Steps up*
Bring it
*does finger snap, and head shake like teenaged ghetto girl*

Let's go, punk. I'll kick your ass.



What?
Nawlins
05-05-2004, 10:44 PM
stupid freaking computer. sorry for the double post.
Jack Mehoff
05-05-2004, 10:57 PM
You fight like a girl, Nawlins. :lol:
Nawlins
05-05-2004, 11:00 PM
You fight like a girl, Nawlins. :lol:

I am a girl, genius.
Fintin
05-05-2004, 11:01 PM
You fight like a girl, Nawlins. :lol:

so do you...::ducks and runs::
Seoulstriker
05-06-2004, 01:33 AM
No, and Anandtech is biased against nVidia. ;)

You're just jealous because ATI is kicking NVIDIA's ass again :D

Hey, nVidia's 6800 is cheaper, faster, and more featured than the X800. Frankly, when SM3.0 is being used in 2 weeks in FarCry, you'll be sorry that the ATi card doesn't have SM3.0 support. :D
Fintin
05-06-2004, 02:07 AM
No, and Anandtech is biased against nVidia. ;)

You're just jealous because ATI is kicking NVIDIA's ass again :D

Hey, nVidia's 6800 is cheaper, faster, and more featured than the X800. Frankly, when SM3.0 is being used in 2 weeks in FarCry, you'll be sorry that the ATi card doesn't have SM3.0 support. :D

you got nerd slapped...ummm we are talking about fighting with girls...not humping electronics...
buckeyedoc
05-06-2004, 02:31 AM
Ok, well, yes and no. We had a run for a possible overdose. It was me and another medic in the back of the bus (ambulance for those who don't know). She was only breathing about 6 times a minute so we decided to give her Narcan to counteract the OD. Of course we had her intubated. About 10 seconds after we pushed the narcan, the patient, a 265 pound "chic" came up off of the cot QUICKLY. She starts pulling at her ET tube and swinging at me and my partner. Fortunately the police were following behind us and the driver stopped the bus for the PD to get in. She fought 2 cops and 2 medics like a heavyweight champ. I'll be honest, she darn near beat the sh*t out of all of us. If it wasn't for the taser the PD had, it would have been worse. We all came out with some bruises and I had a nice black eye.
buckeyedoc
05-06-2004, 02:31 AM
Sorry! Duplicate post.
ronin2172
05-06-2004, 03:35 AM
well one time when i was 6 or 7 this chick was seriously annoying me and most of the time i let it go but she was really REALLY pissing me off.

So i slugged her in the chin.It wasn't a hard punch but it took her bitch ass by surprise and to this day she never says anything to me. But as soon as i landed it i regretted doing it, and i have never punched a female since.

Now naked wrestleing with a woman...sign me up :D
James
05-08-2004, 03:15 AM
I only fight girls over the age of 70. I like to knock them down in the grocery store and shout "Get out of my way, you stupid (insert expletive)!" If they get back up, which they sometimes do, it's on!
Midtown
05-08-2004, 04:55 AM
This sounds like a catchy new Sport.
MaDuce
05-08-2004, 12:53 PM
If you a boy to girld transseucal...YOU ARE STILL A GUY SO YOUR ASS CAN STILL BE BEAT. If you are Hillary Clinton or a meember of her femenazi commandos you can be attacked. But otherwise no.
ShotOver
05-08-2004, 01:06 PM
Yeah, i beat my wife.

Only when she burns the toast.
Jack Mehoff
05-08-2004, 01:10 PM
Yeah, i beat my wife.

Only when she burns the toast.


You are a psycho. :petting:


























The only time I beat my wife is when my food is not tasty enough.
Salty Dog
05-08-2004, 01:13 PM
yeah that's like when my mom burns toast, i kick her down the stairs, and say "next time you burn the toast i'll ****in kill you. now get me some orange juice" but i never do actually kill her.
MaDuce
05-08-2004, 01:25 PM
yeah that's like when my mom burns toast, i kick her down the stairs, and say "next time you burn the toast i'll f*** kill you. now get me some orange juice" but i never do actually kill her.
I had a friend like that back in the day." Mom get me a fuking sandwhitch". We would have to kick his ass afterwards.
PsihoKeke
05-08-2004, 03:49 PM
Few years ago some girl attacked me with umbrella and I returned her favor with chair. Fortunately classmates seperated us before there were any serious injuries.
memphiz
05-09-2004, 12:26 AM
yeah that's like when my mom burns toast, i kick her down the stairs, and say "next time you burn the toast i'll f*** kill you. now get me some orange juice" but i never do actually kill her.
I knew this this kid and his mom threw him down the stairs...haha it was funny