Joe and Gaz's thread

[gaz]

Hey Joe.

[California Joe]

Hiya pal.

[Fintin]

HIJACKED.......HAHAHA

[Vance]

Friggidy Diggidy cool

[gaz]

F**k off, we're having a conversation.

Joe, did you get that problem with your lawn sorted out?

[cut]

what's this about then?

[Jack Mehoff]

I like girls.

[Vance]

F**k off, we're having a conversation.

Joe, did you get that problem with your lawn sorted out?
No you **** off, we have a right to be here...send him a PM if you want to ask about his damn lawn

[California Joe]

F**k off, we're having a conversation.

Joe, did you get that problem with your lawn sorted out?

Yeah, it involved mowing. Jesus, nosey bunch of bastards in here eh?

[Fintin]

shiggidy diggidy do.....hey vance....i got hazel eyes...you think Ria wants to give me a hug now?

[Vance]

shiggidy diggidy do.....hey vance....i got hazel eyes...you think Ria wants to give me a hug now?
I think I want to punch you in the face actually

[Fintin]

ill just run you over then...jerk...learn to share

[Vance]

Back off dildo

[gaz]

No you f*** off, we have a right to be here...send him a PM if you want to ask about his damn lawn

I considered that but other people (Whom we'd choose to invite into the conversation) may wish to expound their knowledge on lawn care.

By the way, "No, you f**k off" was a truly impressive comeback.

Joe, so the mower worked? You didn't need to use a strimmer?

[Fintin]

Back off dildo

figgidy im just kidiggidy

[Vance]

No you f*** off, we have a right to be here...send him a PM if you want to ask about his damn lawn
By the way, "No, you f**k off" was a truly impressive comeback.

Thanks, considering ''**** off'' is the most original insult ever, congrats

[mocking_loudly_died]

There was a man called Joe his wife made him mow.

[Fintin]

i use an electric mower on my lawn...really quiet

[Vance]

i use an electric mower on my lawn...really quiet
My lawn cuts itself

[California Joe]

No you f*** off, we have a right to be here...send him a PM if you want to ask about his damn lawn

I considered that but other people (Whom we'd choose to invite into the conversation) may wish to expound their knowledge on lawn care.

By the way, "No, you f**k off" was a truly impressive comeback.

Joe, so the mower worked? You didn't need to use a strimmer?

Worked like a charm. I sharpened the blades with a mill file before starting so as to insure even cutting.

[memphiz]

I dont have a lawn any more, now my yard is just mud. So now I have to walk my dog to the school field to poo, and someone forgot to let her out today and she shat in the basement, luckily there is no carpet down there because the basement is still under construction. Stunk bad though.

[gaz]

Thanks, considering ''f*** off'' is the most original insult ever, congrats

It's not the most original insult ever, but it was a lot more original than your use of it since I was the person who originally used it in this thread.

Joe, that was a good idea. Do you use any fertiliser afterwards to ensure a healthy regrowth? Mocking, what are your thoughts?

[Fintin]

i just walked my dog...she took a dump....three lumps

[Falco]

lalalala lalalala lalala lalallala lalalala

[California Joe]

Just lime as the ground here is highly acidic.

[Fintin]

no poo to make the grass grow?

[mocking_loudly_died]

Thanks, considering ''f*** off'' is the most original insult ever, congrats

It's not the most original insult ever, but it was a lot more original than your use of it since I was the person who originally used it in this thread.

Joe, that was a good idea. Do you use any fertiliser afterwards to ensure a healthy regrowth? Mocking, what are your thoughts?

My thoughts on garden maintenance are the following:

"Oi woman, get outside and mow this lawn, then go make me a pie!" – Joe

[gaz]

Just lime as the ground here is highly acidic.

That's interesting. My lawn is quite fertile naturally, but if you dig about a foot down it's composed of clay which makes it a nightmare should you ever have to dig for any reason.

[Fintin]

lets play hopscotch...

[gaz]

My thoughts on garden maintenance are the following:

"Oi woman, get outside and mow this lawn, then go make me a pie!" – Joe

An excellent plan.

What kind of pie?

[California Joe]

My Mom makes Rhubarb pie. Do they have rhubarb where you guys live?

[Fintin]

i like ice cream

[gaz]

Yep. It grows in my back garden. I have to be careful when I mow around it so as not to damage it.

[Fintin]

this thread is stinky....

[gaz]

this thread is stinky....

It was fine until you started posting.

[mocking_loudly_died]

this thread is stinky....

It was fine until you started posting.

Fight, fight, fight.

We paid for blood!

[California Joe]

Mocking, would you please introduce me to this Elizabeth Bathory person so I may understand your penchant for cunnilingus at my house?

[gaz]

We paid for blood!

I'm sure you did, so you can use it as an organic fertieliser on your lawn. Personally I recommend cows blood and think pigs blood is best avoided.

[Fintin]

ill take on the pirate....

[California Joe]

Never use human excrement as it usually results in tomato plants growing everywhere for some reason. ;)

[gaz]

ill take on the pirate....

You'll take on me?

I didn't realise you were an a-ha fan. Persoanlly I liked Reel big fishes version better.

Joe, I like tomatoes, but not that much...

[Fintin]

gaz great lawn...high noon...bitch

[gaz]

gaz great lawn...

I know my lawn is a great lawn, that's because Joe and I have been swapping tips on lawncare.

[Fintin]

joes lawn...wednessday...we duel...

[gaz]

Stay off Joe's lawn or he'll chase you with a broom.

[Beowulf]

what's goin' on in here?

[mocking_loudly_died]

what's goin' on in here?

nothing.

:D

[memphiz]

what's goin' on in here?
Lawn care ;)

[Vance]

*Tries to talk, but his mouth is covered in duct tape and his hands are tied behind his back*

[Fintin]

im bored

[memphiz]

*Tries to talk, but his mouth is covered in duct tape and his hands are tied behind his back*
*walks away laughing, holding duct tape and rope*

[Beowulf]

what's goin' on in here?
Lawn care ;)

sweet, I love when chicks shave.....what?

[memphiz]

what's goin' on in here?
Lawn care ;)

sweet, I love when chicks shave.....what?
Neat but not really nudity, its of a girl (http://www.zafrkancije.co.yu/slike/tattoo/015.jpg)

[Beowulf]

^ that's funny

[memphiz]

^ that's funny
:D

[Fintin]

....you would need a flame thrower to take care of that bush....

[farmgirl]

Four pages of talking, and Joe didn't mention me one time... what is up with that???? :roll:

[Fintin]

didnt you dump him for james anyways....he is probly hurt

[farmgirl]

didnt you dump him for james anyways....he is probly hurt


well actually, since Joe is married... I didn't really dump him. I kept waiting for a permission slip that never materialized, so he left me little choice but to turn to another man. Besides, have you seen hunky James' avatar???? hellllllooooooo!!!

[Fintin]

didnt you dump him for james anyways....he is probly hurt


well actually, since Joe is married... I didn't really dump him. I kept waiting for a permission slip that never materialized, so he left me little choice but to turn to another man. Besides, have you seen hunky James' avatar???? hellllllooooooo!!!


dumped by default...um....unfortunetly yes...only thing its good for is letting me know im still stright

[gaz]

dumped by default...um....unfortunetly yes...only thing its good for is letting me know im still stright

Do you post just to see your name on the screen?

[Fintin]

yes dont you...this the answer you wanted....your welcome

[James]

My Mom makes Rhubarb pie. Do they have rhubarb where you guys live?

I had a piece of strawberry rhubarb pie this evening. It was really good.

On another note - In the desert, many people had yards composed of rocks and cacti. Do any of you have such a yard?

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I need to re-do my lawn..never got started because I got lazy after the house built. I think I need about 15 yards of top soil for the front then im going to get some turf and turf the front yard then lay seed around the back were nobody can see. Do I have to keep the turf "moist" for it to root? Does anyone know?
Thanks
the bastard

[Midtown]

Haha latino men cant fight wen drunk.

[gaz]

On another note - In the desert, many people had yards composed of rocks and cacti. Do any of you have such a yard?

Wow, that must make mowing the lawn incredibly difficult. Any idea how they got around that?

[Merik]

On another note - In the desert, many people had yards composed of rocks and cacti. Do any of you have such a yard?

Wow, that must make mowing the lawn incredibly difficult. Any idea how they got around that?


Try a Zen garden. Now that is hard to take care of. :)

[memphiz]

On another note - In the desert, many people had yards composed of rocks and cacti. Do any of you have such a yard?

Wow, that must make mowing the lawn incredibly difficult. Any idea how they got around that?
Thats like my yard...its rock and clay at the moment

[Fintin]

i just mowed my lawn today....it is small takes 10 mins

[James]

On another note - In the desert, many people had yards composed of rocks and cacti. Do any of you have such a yard?

Wow, that must make mowing the lawn incredibly difficult. Any idea how they got around that?

No, no, no...

No mowing necessary... it's all rocks, see? :)

[Ratamacue]

On another note - In the desert, many people had yards composed of rocks and cacti. Do any of you have such a yard?

Wow, that must make mowing the lawn incredibly difficult. Any idea how they got around that?

No, no, no...

No mowing necessary... it's all rocks, see? :)

I'd gladly take a lawn of rocks and cacti in favor of this ****ty green lawn we have right now...such a pain in the ass to mow.

[Trigger]

My entire front yard is large rocks and a single Saguaro cactus...with a nice row of roses along the walkway. No mowing. :D