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Jack Mehoff
05-06-2004, 11:23 PM
http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp


Mine

Kenneth [classified], Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.

Fintin
05-06-2004, 11:24 PM
G### C######, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper. ;)

farmgirl
05-06-2004, 11:25 PM
farmgirl, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.


duh.... who wouldn't have guessed that? :roll:

Maine Finn
05-06-2004, 11:27 PM
Emily _______, your ideal job is a Satan.

Well then. :oops:

MetalBoy
05-06-2004, 11:28 PM
Robert *******, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker. :cantbeli:

Jack Mehoff
05-06-2004, 11:29 PM
Emily _______, your ideal job is a Satan.

Well then. :oops:

No wonder why you are so evil.

Maine Finn
05-06-2004, 11:29 PM
Emily _______, your ideal job is a Satan.

Well then. :oops:

No wonder why you are so evil.

Took this test for you to figure that out?

rofl

MetalBoy
05-06-2004, 11:31 PM
(My Mom's Name), Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.
Well that explains a lot.

ArmedPacifist
05-06-2004, 11:31 PM
Armed Pacifist, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

Maine Finn
05-06-2004, 11:33 PM
One of my friends.


(Friend's name), your ideal job is a Village Idiot.

Ian H
05-06-2004, 11:34 PM
Ian H, Your ideal job is a God.

How's that for a slice of fried gold?!

caspermeister
05-06-2004, 11:37 PM
(...........), Your ideal job is a Prime Minister rofl

born_to_kill
05-06-2004, 11:38 PM
alon [EDITED], Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.

Ratamacue
05-06-2004, 11:38 PM
Kevin M******, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

:)

Ian H
05-06-2004, 11:40 PM
On a related note, Simon Pegg (creator of Spaced and Shaun of the Dead) also comes out as a God.
Which is at least partially true (watch them, you'll see what I mean).

Jack Mehoff
05-06-2004, 11:46 PM
George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.



**** Cheney, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.




Colin Powell, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.



Osama Bin Laden, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.


Michael Jackson, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

MetalBoy
05-06-2004, 11:47 PM
Saddam Hussein, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

Reminds me of Hot Shots!

memphiz
05-06-2004, 11:57 PM
robert *******, Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.
what the hell?


Memphiz, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.
:lol:

MetalBoy
05-07-2004, 12:02 AM
Muqtada al-Sadr, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.
I can see that.

Fintin
05-07-2004, 12:04 AM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world..this is what i got when i used my middle initial too...bow down to me

Maine Finn
05-07-2004, 12:05 AM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world..this is what i got when i used my middle initial too...bow down to me

:fork:

You have just been assassinated.

05-07-2004, 12:06 AM
Muhammad, Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess).


hmmm.... lol :lol:

MetalBoy
05-07-2004, 12:12 AM
Jesus, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.
Jesus' job kicks Muhammed's ass.

Fintin
05-07-2004, 12:13 AM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world..this is what i got when i used my middle initial too...bow down to me

:fork:

You have just been assassinated....as emperor of the world....i banish you from WGAS....

Maine Finn
05-07-2004, 12:14 AM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world..this is what i got when i used my middle initial too...bow down to me

:fork:

You have just been assassinated....as emperor of the world....i banish you from WGAS....

Okies.

*goes to change her location*

Romulus
05-07-2004, 12:22 AM
Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

Wow, mine was pretty lame.

Fintin
05-07-2004, 12:27 AM
*goes to change her location*

i was kidding yall....WGAS for life

TRACER_BULLET
05-07-2004, 12:47 AM
Sara ******* *********, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.
(my g/f ^^) LOL !! rofl

* B *, Your ideal job is a **** Star.
(my initals ^^) :lol:

******* Brett ******* Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.
(My full name) rofl rofl rofl

Beowulf
05-07-2004, 01:03 AM
Beowulf, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City).

Also got:

Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

and :
Your ideal job is a MSP....wtf?

Midtown
05-07-2004, 01:25 AM
J------- B---- L---, Your ideal job is a President.

****in duh.

Ian H
05-07-2004, 01:56 AM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world..this is what i got when i used my middle initial too...bow down to me

So? I'm God, and so is Simon Pegg. Even though I'm an atheist.
:cantbeli:
Hmmm,

Got it: I'm the God of hypocracy :D

PsihoKeke
05-07-2004, 02:24 AM
Psiho Kekec, Your ideal job is a Office numpty.

As accauntant I cannot object that :lol: .

wulfstan
05-07-2004, 08:30 AM
Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

Cool, where do i sign up?

Hullebullen
05-07-2004, 08:42 AM
Woohoo...I'm gonna be a stripper! woot

n.ignomo
05-07-2004, 09:15 AM
I recommend you the name "Pierre"

Uncle Sam
05-07-2004, 09:34 AM
[Real name] "Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer." :D

"sam, Your ideal job is a Superhero. " :lol:

Uncle Sam
05-07-2004, 09:41 AM
"kerry, Your ideal job is a Air Steward(ess)."

"Bush, Your ideal job is a Pirate. "

cut
05-07-2004, 09:46 AM
[name], Your ideal job is a Stripper. :lol:

[full name], Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin. woot

HELEX
05-07-2004, 09:56 AM
HELEX, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

flickme
05-07-2004, 09:57 AM
Flickme, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

Cool!!!

Srachka to Perdachka
05-07-2004, 10:02 AM
Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer


rofl rofl rofl

Thanks Jack Mehoff I needed a good laugh

Ghostwolf
05-07-2004, 10:10 AM
"Ghostwolf, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter."

Hot damn!! Now where's my 50 cal. sniper rifle?

king_nothing100
05-07-2004, 10:47 AM
Michael ***, Your ideal job is a Stripper.

Entered a few WW2 names.

Adolf Hitler, Your ideal job is a The job you have now.
Benito Mussolini, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.
Bernard Law Montgomery, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.
Winston Churchill, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Erwin Rommel, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.
Dwight D Eisenhower, Your ideal job is a God.
Klaus Barbie, Your ideal job is a Office numpty.

Hullebullen
05-07-2004, 10:59 AM
Hullebullen, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.

Woohoo, A Stripper and a Supermodel... woot

Nondescript
05-07-2004, 11:05 AM
Hullebullen, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.

Woohoo, A Stripper and a Supermodel... woot

Thats nothing, I'm gonna be a jungle explorer, I even confirmed it by typing in my middle name the second time. Note to self, call Steve Irwing, ask for pointers about jungle exploration. :D

pinkeye
05-07-2004, 11:22 AM
apparently my ideal job is a **** Star. damn, what the hell am i doing in grey cubicle?!!?

mustamato
05-07-2004, 11:24 AM
mustamato, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

Falco
05-07-2004, 11:25 AM
I'm a dietitian

Rilence
05-07-2004, 11:34 AM
byron your ideal job is a rally car driver?! doubya tee eff mate?! what a bunch of dog doo da...special operations damnit! ;) :P

MolliG
05-07-2004, 11:36 AM
MolliG, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.

:lol: :P

el borracho
05-07-2004, 11:52 AM
For my screen name it said "heavyweight boxer," :| but for my real name it said "**** star." woot I guess that I have found my true calling.

Rilence
05-07-2004, 12:00 PM
i just put in my screen name it says i'll be a goal scoring superstar hero lol woot

JiJoMacLE45
05-07-2004, 12:32 PM
I ran my name through in various incarnations & here's what I got:

Jim=supermodel
Jimmy=stripper
James=circus freak
Jim Mac****=emperor of all the world
Jimmy Mac****=astrologer
James Mac****=prostitute
Officer Mac****=superhero
JiJoMacLE45=hypnotist

All rather fitting.

Trigger
05-07-2004, 01:45 PM
Ed ****, Your ideal job is a Office numpty.

Trigger, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City). WTF?

Ed *******, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden. Nice.

foxtrot023
05-07-2004, 01:48 PM
Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver

Not too shabby.... :D

Fearless-Falcon
05-07-2004, 02:09 PM
Corné Nelemans, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

WTF

Scrim
05-07-2004, 02:43 PM
Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

DrunkenMaster
05-07-2004, 02:43 PM
Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.
and i wanted to be a **** star

Dennis G
05-07-2004, 02:57 PM
Dennis G**********, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.

deutschersoldat
05-07-2004, 02:57 PM
Adolf Hitler, Your ideal job is a The job you have now.

http://www.yenra.com/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-pics-01.jpg

MaDuce
05-07-2004, 08:47 PM
MaDuce, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

Vance
05-07-2004, 08:51 PM
Ryan [Classified], Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

Ria
05-07-2004, 08:53 PM
Maria _____, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer :|

Ria, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

:P

Haiw
05-07-2004, 08:54 PM
Joris, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
What the **** is a Paleantologist?!


Haiw, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
Sweet! :lol:

Vance
05-07-2004, 09:06 PM
Joris, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
What the f*** is a Paleantologist?!
Digs up and studies dinosaur bones

NcDeuce
05-07-2004, 09:13 PM
____, Your ideal job is a Cowboy.

woot

memphiz
05-07-2004, 09:53 PM
Paul Martin, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

Ralph Klein, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.

Poopy Head, Your ideal job is a God.

memphis, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
Mabey I should change my name....

rob r, Your ideal job is a Nun.

Fitzcarraldo
05-07-2004, 10:11 PM
clown....

SEALInTheMaking
05-07-2004, 11:38 PM
SEALInTheMaking, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.


Sean, Your ideal job is a .
:( Im nothing


Sean E******, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.


Sean ******* E******, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away[/quote]