The ultimate form of justice.

[Vance]

So, this empty pop-tart box was pissing me off today, just sitting there. Dwelling in his own power. I took him as a threat, and beat him mercilessly to the point of death. As the ultimate form of justice, I took some string and hung his body up on my ceiling, Taliban style for all to see.

Don't mess with this mofo, empty pop-tart boxes.

Pics may come

[Beowulf]

How Ironic.....what?

[EvanL]

You ever tried masturbating?
Its a good way to get out agression.
p-)

[memphiz]

You ever tried masturbating?
Its a good way to get out agression.
p-)
HAHAHA



You showed that pop tart box good Vamce

[UkrainianAmerican]

Someones Robotrippin....

[Ria]

You ever tried masturbating?
Its a good way to get out agression.
p-)
HAHAHA



You showed that pop tart box good Vamce

Sure did. Mean empty pop tart box :fork:

[Ratamacue]

I DEMAND YOU STAND BEFORE THE HAGUE FOR YOUR WAR CRIMES!!!

[Beowulf]

Hey Ria...how's it goin? :D

[EvanL]

So what....
I drove over a chimp today.

[Beowulf]

So what....
I drove over a chimp today.
really?

[memphiz]

You ever tried masturbating?
Its a good way to get out agression.
p-)
HAHAHA



You showed that pop tart box good Vamce

Sure did. Mean empty pop tart box :fork:
:| ...*slowly backs away from fork weilding Ria*

[Trigger]

Vance you wuss!
Next time take on a real challenge and wrestle a bag of imitation Coco-puffs from the dollar store.
*flex*

[EvanL]

So what....
I drove over a chimp today.
really?
Yeh. It was sort of on purpose. He threw feaces at my car.

[Trigger]

You bastard! The Suburban Trunk Monkey Union will be all over you...

[EvanL]

You bastard! The Suburban Trunk Monkey Union will be all over you...
You think im scared of them?
Ive got the Shriners on my side.
And they got Fez hats.
HAH!

[Beowulf]

I'm drunk

[Fintin]

i have hazel eyes.... :lol:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Robo-tripping can be hazardous to your health.

[Tane Angle]

Drunk posting again, b?

[memphiz]

Im higher than a MotherF**ker :D

[Ratamacue]

i have hazel eyes.... :lol:

You better watch your back, there've been some neighborhood patrols around here lynching anyone with hazel eyes much in the manner that Vance did so with the pop tart box.

[Beowulf]

Drunk posting again, b?

yoooou sonofabitch...i love you man

[Fintin]

im a bit tougher then a pop tart box...more along the lines of a can of coke...bring in PANTS

[Trigger]

I'm drunk
woot
I'm monked as a drunkey too...almost.

[Tane Angle]

I'm monked as a drunkey too...almost. rofl

See I don't really have a problem with drunk posting. Think about it, if somebody is on their computer, that means there is a good chance their not driving around or anything, right? :D

PS: Thanks, right back at ya. p-) Save me a beer.

[EvanL]

See I don't really have a problem with drunk posting. Think about it, if somebody is on their computer, that means there is a good chance their not driving around or anything, right? :D

PS: Thanks, right back at ya. p-)
*steals Tanes bourbon and schnapps* p-)

[Ria]

Hey Ria...how's it goin? :D

Heyyy Beo :D It's going...ok. What about you ninjaman? :P

[Trigger]

See I don't really have a problem with drunk posting. Think about it, if somebody is on their computer, that means there is a good chance their not driving around or anything, right? :D

PS: Thanks, right back at ya. p-)
*steals Tanes bourbon and schnapps* p-)

Touching another man's bourbon is like touching his woman...
*prepares for bar room brawl*

[Beowulf]

Hey Ria...how's it goin? :D

Heyyy Beo :D It's going...ok. What about you ninjaman? :P

I'm doing alright. I rucked today, 12 miles, 55lbs, 3 hrs.

Then we went to dinner where I had a few vodka rocks (stoli), now I'm drunk posting. (the dehydration helps the buzz) It's starting to wear off, but now I'm tired....what are you doing this weekend?

[Ratamacue]

Hey Ria...how's it goin? :D

Heyyy Beo :D It's going...ok. What about you ninjaman? :P

Careful, the good man's had a good few too many drinks. I, on the other hand, am as sober as (insert animal here) because I happened to do nothing tonight! woot

[Beowulf]

Touching another man's bourbon is like touching his woman...
*prepares for bar room brawl*

hey....blue monkey....we don't cotton to your kind in these here parts...[spit].......

[EvanL]

See I don't really have a problem with drunk posting. Think about it, if somebody is on their computer, that means there is a good chance their not driving around or anything, right? :D

PS: Thanks, right back at ya. p-)
*steals Tanes bourbon and schnapps* p-)

Touching another man's bourbon is like touching his woman...
*prepares for bar room brawl*hey now... no need for this... *smashes bourbon on triggers head and runs like a somali at an all you can eat buffet*

[Tane Angle]

I drink bourbon and schnapps? I didn't know I was so high class. :D

By the way, that stuff is actually Beowulf's, I was just guarding it while he was hitting the bathroom. He's been peeing for about half an hour now. Jeez man, how much did you drink?

[UkrainianAmerican]

Stoli...good man.
I had a 40oz dizzle of bud.

[EvanL]

Touching another man's bourbon is like touching his woman...
*prepares for bar room brawl*

hey....blue monkey....we don't cotton to your kind in these here parts...[spit].......hes just mad cus i ran over his girlfriend. :P

[Trigger]

beowulf wrote:

hey....blue monkey....we don't cotton to your kind in these here parts...[spit].......
Well I'll be reeeeeal good from now on massa [Kunta Kinte/]

mother rucker... :D

[Fintin]

um...in traditional forum manner...you too great green 5pm....just get lost and call it a day...then drunk post eachother to death...deal?

[EvanL]

Dont mix drugs with other alcohol or other drugs. ;)
Your a good man Tane.

[EvanL]

Well I'll be reeeeeal good from now on massa [Kunta Kinte/]

mother rucker... :D
Whats your name?!!!!
Whats your name?!!!!

[Fintin]

thats it tonight is not a sober night...

[Beowulf]

hehe you guys are funny....

[Tane Angle]

:D That's some good advice, EvanLloyd. And thanks bud, you too.

[EvanL]

:D That's some good advice, EvanLloyd. And thanks bud, you too.Hahaha i have had many a night.. well more like morning.. Sleeping beside the toilet from mixing Liquors.
Spent 75$ one night on myself during the summer with all my pals.
haha
those are memories to cherish forever.

[Trigger]

Well just what the heck are we supposed to mix our drugs and alcohol with? I'm fresh out of swizzle sticks.

[EvanL]

Well just what the heck are we supposed to mix our drugs and alcohol with? I'm fresh out of swizzle sticks.
real men dont need no dang swiffle shticks.
Real men use they hands.
Kunta Kinte!

[Fintin]

SHHHH...we have totaly gone off topic...Argyll might lock it...unless we buy him a beer or ten....antie up all

[memphiz]

*smashes beer bottle on head*
Why....what...no...eff you maaaannn.... why I aughttaa......man I like cheese.....cheeese....cheeese..peees...hey maann I's gootto piss like a race horse....EVAANN!!!!! go...go....eat...shi...PANCAKES!!!!! YEAH PANCAKES!!!!!!
*puts on music*
Everybady wes kongfooo fighting nananana na na NA
thems cats was faster than lightning nananana na na na NA
it was pre etty much frightening NANANANA NA NA NANA!!!!!
*passes out*

[Beowulf]

Well just what the heck are we supposed to mix our drugs and alcohol with? I'm fresh out of swizzle sticks.
real men dont need no dang swiffle shticks.
Real men use they hands.
Kunta Kinte!

Don't talk about my new blue monkey friend that way [kicks EL in the knee]

Now watch him Folks cause he's a fairly dangerous man!


You may not know it but EvanLloyd is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!

[Fintin]

did anyone get what meph just said...i just took one sip so far..

[EvanL]

no way man
argylls busy watching re-runs of "The View"

[Ria]

I'm doing alright. I rucked today, 12 miles, 55lbs, 3 hrs.

Then we went to dinner where I had a few vodka rocks (stoli), now I'm drunk posting. (the dehydration helps the buzz) It's starting to wear off, but now I'm tired....what are you doing this weekend?

Pretty busy weekend, which is bleeh, because all I want to do is stay home and rest.

I have a dance performance tomorrow at 12:30, then drama practice (in a play, performing it next week on Wed, Fri, and Sun) from 2-5. Then parents want to go out to eat at Outback Steakhouse. *sigh* :|

[Beowulf]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage

[Tane Angle]

Hey, don't give Argyll a hard time. I feel bad that I wasn't there to help with those threads. I missed them. :|

[Fintin]

I'm doing alright. I rucked today, 12 miles, 55lbs, 3 hrs.

Then we went to dinner where I had a few vodka rocks (stoli), now I'm drunk posting. (the dehydration helps the buzz) It's starting to wear off, but now I'm tired....what are you doing this weekend?

Pretty busy weekend, which is bleeh, because all I want to do is stay home and rest.

I have a dance performance tomorrow at 12:30, then drama practice (in a play, performing it next week on Wed, Fri, and Sun) from 2-5. Then parents want to go out to eat at Outback Steakhouse. *sigh* :|

what show are you performing?

[EvanL]

Whats that boy? Timmy fell down a well?

[Beowulf]

@Ria that does sound busy. Why don't you ditch the folks and come out to dinner with me?

[Ria]

what show are you performing?

It's a funny play called The Women. I'm the Exercise Instructress :lol:

[Trigger]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
Oh sh*t!
What was in that bottle? He's talking in rhyme...

[Fintin]

Hey, don't give Argyll a hard time. I feel bad that I wasn't there to help with those threads. I missed them. :|

no no no i love the fact he did it...im really glad he did...i just also find it friggidy diggid funny as a rat cought in a muffler...keep up the good work yall...::takes beer bought for Argyll and drinks it, leaves empity cans::

[Ria]

@Ria that does sound busy. Why don't you ditch the folks and come out to dinner with me?

woot :D :P

[Beowulf]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
Oh sh*t!
What was in that bottle? He's talking in rhyme...

there's more:

He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
EL may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage

Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President

[Tane Angle]

(Wonders if he should walk b home now.) p-)

[memphiz]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
I have a commie flag


What?

[NcDeuce]

http://www.christianfinnegan.com/Photos/MadRealWorld.jpg

"You had *** with my girlfriend, Tyree!"

"You got that all wrong, Lysol had *** with Katy, I just filmed it."

"No Tyree, you had *** with me too."

"Correction...I had *** with Katy."

rofl

Great episode


Outback Steakhouse

Mmm,
Bloomin’ Onion, Cheese Fries, Steak...

[Beowulf]

@Ria that does sound busy. Why don't you ditch the folks and come out to dinner with me?

woot :D :P

SCORE woot

[EvanL]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
Oh sh*t!
What was in that bottle? He's talking in rhyme...
Look out, Hes speaking in tongues!
The power of christ compells you!...The power of christ compells you!

[memphiz]

did anyone get what memph just said...i just took one sip so far..
Your such a whore

[Trigger]

what show are you performing?

It's a funny play called The Women. I'm the Exercise Instructress :lol:

Instructress?
Is that one of them ladies that dresses all in leather an stuff...?
No, wait... :oops:

[Beowulf]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
Oh sh*t!
What was in that bottle? He's talking in rhyme...
Look out, Hes speaking in tongues!
The power of christ compells you!...The power of christ compells you!

LMAO

It's from an old charlie daniels song called "uneasy rider"

[EvanL]

what show are you performing?

It's a funny play called The Women. I'm the Exercise Instructress :lol:

Instructress?
Is that one of them ladies that dresses all in leather an stuff...?
No, wait... :oops:
Thats a dominatrix.
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[EvanL]

He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage
Oh sh*t!
What was in that bottle? He's talking in rhyme...
Look out, Hes speaking in tongues!
The power of christ compells you!...The power of christ compells you!

LMAO

It's from an old charlie daniels song called "uneasy rider"
Cus i get stoned in the morning
And get drunk in the afternoon
i aint asking no body for nothing
so just leave this long haired country boy alone

Charlie Danielles is awesome.

[Beowulf]

what show are you performing?

It's a funny play called The Women. I'm the Exercise Instructress :lol:

Instructress?
Is that one of them ladies that dresses all in leather an stuff...?
No, wait... :oops:
Thats a dominatrix.
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hey no purring at my date.

Meet me in Kansas noon tomorrow. You better be there.

[Ria]

Outback Steakhouse

Mmm,
Bloomin’ Onion, Cheese Fries, Steak...


word p-)

[Ratamacue]

Lonestar Steakhouse is better. p-)

[Fintin]

ill cook you dinner Ria...by the way did i mention i have hazel eyes....and i love small hispanic boys...hehehe b wuz here

[Trigger]

Thats a dominatrix.
Whatever...<whoosh/CRAAACK!> Owww!!
sorry Ri...er, Mistress Ria.. p-)

[Beowulf]

Outback is tha Heat. I used to have a job making $12 an hour. Unfortunately I was dating this girl at the time.....what was her name.....oh yeah Satan.

anyway the "evil one" liked to go out to eat a lot and we went to outback all the time.

[EvanL]

what show are you performing?

It's a funny play called The Women. I'm the Exercise Instructress :lol:

Instructress?
Is that one of them ladies that dresses all in leather an stuff...?
No, wait... :oops:
Thats a dominatrix.
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hey no purring at my date.

Meet me in Kansas noon tomorrow. You better be there.Now let me get this straight. Kansas is the state on the map thats getting sixty nined by Oklahoma and Bufued by Texas?

[EvanL]

Outback is tha Heat. I used to have a job making $12 an hour. Unfortunately I was dating this girl at the time.....what was her name.....oh yeah Satan.

anyway the "evil one" liked to go out to eat a lot and we went to outback all the time.ahahaha Family guy references. What would we do without them...

[Fintin]

drink in peace

[Ratamacue]

Now let me get this straight. Kansas is the state on the map thats getting sixty nined by Oklahoma and Bufued by Texas?

Kansas is the state that, when driven through, will cause you to go insane and kill your family due to boredom.

[Merik]

rofl

[Beowulf]

Now let me get this straight. Kansas is the state on the map thats getting sixty nined by Oklahoma and Bufued by Texas?

yeah...lucky Pierre as I call it.

[Trigger]

Now let me get this straight. Kansas is the state on the map thats getting sixty nined by Oklahoma and Bufued by Texas?
You're speaking our language Evan! woot

[Beowulf]

Meet me in Kansas noon tomorrow. You better be there.Now let me get this straight. Kansas is the state on the map thats getting sixty nined by Oklahoma and Bufued by Texas?

Kansas is the state that, when driven through, will cause you to go insane and kill your family due to boredom.[/quote]

hell yeah and the cops are freakin everywhere

[Ria]

Lonestar Steakhouse is better. p-)

Hmm never heard of it :) Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is woot, but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat :| Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow :D

[Beowulf]

wait a second....[kicks jukebox]


why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

That's better....

[EvanL]

Now let me get this straight. Kansas is the state on the map thats getting sixty nined by Oklahoma and Bufued by Texas?
You're speaking our language Evan! wootDid i ever never?
Or as i should say in the proper queens english... Have i ever not?

[Ratamacue]

Lonestar Steakhouse is better. p-)

Hmm never heard of it :) Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is woot, but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat :| Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow :D

They have those bloomin' onion things, but they call it some other ****. In any case it's better and stuff...then again, I don't know if it's a chain, I've only seen it in this town here.

I'll take Japanese food over steakhouses any day, in either case.

[Beowulf]

Lonestar Steakhouse is better. p-)

Hmm never heard of it :) Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is woot, but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat :| Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow :D

refrain from army humor....must fight......

[Ratamacue]

Lonestar Steakhouse is better. p-)

Hmm never heard of it :) Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is woot, but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat :| Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow :D

refrain from army humor....must fight......

rofl

[Beowulf]

I went to Kobe steakhouse tonight....it was the heat.

[Trigger]

Ria wrote:

I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat
Sounds like my ex-wife....

[Fintin]

what the feck is going on...did you hear JFK was shot...oh my word...think of the children

[EvanL]

wait a second....[kicks jukebox]


why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

That's better....
Nice............
HWJ is awesome.
I still prefer the old Cash stuff though.
cant beat Folsom prison blues.

[Ria]

refrain from army humor....must fight......
:oops:

uh oh..should I ask? :|

:P

[Beowulf]

So ria...pick you up at 8?

[Ratamacue]

So ria...pick you up at 8?

Look at Beo, man. Mackin' the 16 year olds...pimp.

[NcDeuce]

wait a second....[kicks jukebox]


why do you drink?
TO GET DRUNK!
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
TO GET HIGH!
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
TO GET LAID!
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

That's better....

You forgot the fun parts!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3702/School-Mamagoo.JPG


Hmm never heard of it Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is , but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow

WORD

[Beowulf]

So ria...pick you up at 8?

Look at Beo, man. Mackin' the 16 year olds...pimp.

Ima playa fo life.

[Merik]

^^^ No need to post your girlfriend in here NcDeuce. ;)

[EvanL]

wait a second....[kicks jukebox]


why do you drink?
TO GET DRUNK!
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
TO GET HIGH!
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
TO GET LAID!
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

That's better....

You forgot the fun parts!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3702/School-Mamagoo.JPG


Hmm never heard of it Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is , but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow

WORD
Does Memphiz mind you posting a pic of his mother?
;)
ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
cheapshot.

[Beowulf]

Ncdeuce....stop huffing gasoline, just drink beer...

[Trigger]

"Have the forum just turned ugly?" ~Ichabe

[memphiz]

So ria...pick you up at 8?

Look at Beo, man. Mackin' the 16 year olds...pimp.

Ima playa fo life.
Fo Shiz....chicks dig ninja Jack Black

[Ria]

Ria wrote:

I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat
Sounds like my ex-wife....
Sorry about that Trigger...don't mean to sound like a prude or anything :(

Beo: :lol: 8 is great. wooo :P

[Ratamacue]

So ria...pick you up at 8?

Look at Beo, man. Mackin' the 16 year olds...pimp.

Ima playa fo life.

Just be sure to tilt your head AWAY from her when you're going to puke...I hear chicks don't like it when you vomit all over their clothes.

[memphiz]

wait a second....[kicks jukebox]


why do you drink?
TO GET DRUNK!
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
TO GET HIGH!
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
TO GET LAID!
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

That's better....

You forgot the fun parts!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3702/School-Mamagoo.JPG


Hmm never heard of it Outback Steakhouse is pretty good. Their Bloomin Onion is , but I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat Definitely gonna order a steak tomorrow

WORD
Does Memphiz mind you posting a pic of his mother?
;)
ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
cheapshot.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... Your......oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo













Id hit it p-)

[Beowulf]

hell yeah I'm gonna genetically splice the coolest cats and make him my bastard son..i will call him zipperface.

-Jack Black
-Ash from Army of Darkness
-and a bunch of other cool ass folks like Snake eyes, and such

[Ratamacue]

Ria wrote:

I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat
Sounds like my ex-wife....
Sorry about that Trigger...don't mean to sound like a prude or anything :(

Beo: :lol: 8 is great. wooo :P

No, I think he was saying that his ex-wife was 95% fat. ;)

[NcDeuce]

^^^ No need to post your girlfriend in here NcDeuce. ;)

Dang it, that makes me sad...I miss my ex

That's my high school math teacher, by the way... rofl

I would post a pic of my ex but she's way too hot, she'd burn your computer

[EvanL]

Ncdeuce....stop huffing gasoline, just drink beer...Dude he doesnt sniff gas.... Hes not from Nunavut..
;)
Subtle
*only the Canucks will get that one, and maybe Tane*

[Beowulf]

what?...I can have a converstaion w/ myself if i have a coool ass idea like that....

[Trigger]

Ria wrote:

I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat
Sounds like my ex-wife....
Sorry about that Trigger...don't mean to sound like a prude or anything :(

Beo: :lol: 8 is great. wooo :P

Sorry :oops:
I meant the 95% fat part
Feel free to hit me with beowulf's barstool.

[Fintin]

Ria wrote:

I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat
Sounds like my ex-wife....
Sorry about that Trigger...don't mean to sound like a prude or anything :(

Beo: :lol: 8 is great. wooo :P

Sorry :oops:
I meant the 95% fat part
Feel free to hit me with beowulf's barstool.


::crack::...sorry

[Ratamacue]

Ria wrote:

I had their lamb ribs last time and it was 95% fat
Sounds like my ex-wife....
Sorry about that Trigger...don't mean to sound like a prude or anything :(

Beo: :lol: 8 is great. wooo :P

Sorry :oops:
I meant the 95% fat part
Feel free to hit me with beowulf's barstool.

Oh man! Was I right or what!?

[memphiz]

Ncdeuce....stop huffing gasoline, just drink beer...Dude he doesnt sniff gas.... Hes not from Nunavut..
;)
Subtle
*only the Canucks will get that one, and maybe Tane*
HAHAHA theres like 50 people in Nunavut

[Ria]

No, I think he was saying that his ex-wife was 95% fat. ;)

:cantbeli: :cantbeli: :cantbeli:

wow. sorry it's late :P

[Beowulf]

this thread is great, I should drunk post more often.

[Trigger]

Right on Rat!

Cool avatar BTW woot

[Fintin]

i just **** my self...someone call hank he wants to know this kinda stuff

[memphiz]

what?...I can have a converstaion w/ myself if i have a coool ass idea like that....
You should make a Midget ninja special forces guy :D

[EvanL]

Ncdeuce....stop huffing gasoline, just drink beer...Dude he doesnt sniff gas.... Hes not from Nunavut..
;)
Subtle
*only the Canucks will get that one, and maybe Tane*
HAHAHA theres like 50 people in NunavutAnd there all huffer whores. ;)

[Ratamacue]

this thread is great, I should drunk post more often.

Ain't it great not having to worry about the consequences of your actions and words? ;)


Right on Rat!

Cool avatar BTW woot

OOORAH!!!

[Fintin]

so Ria....mind if i cook dinner for you some time...ill make lame that isnt all fatty...i like to serve human meat and, you can also meet my harem, and see my collection lace panties.







-hehe

[EvanL]

Father?
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because you touch yourself at night!

[memphiz]

Ncdeuce....stop huffing gasoline, just drink beer...Dude he doesnt sniff gas.... Hes not from Nunavut..
;)
Subtle
*only the Canucks will get that one, and maybe Tane*
HAHAHA theres like 50 people in NunavutAnd there all huffer whores. ;)
rofl

[Trigger]

Yeah beo, just don't threaten to rape anyone...oh wait, you're a student too. Go ahead.

[Beowulf]

what?...I can have a converstaion w/ myself if i have a coool ass idea like that....
You should make a Midget ninja special forces guy :D

hell yeah, i can put him in my ruck with an M4 then we can cover 180 degrees by ourselves. also when we need to clear a house or something I can throw him over the wall or into a window, and he'll let me in.


boooyah

[Ria]

Sorry :oops:
I meant the 95% fat part
Feel free to hit me with beowulf's barstool.

Noo! :hug: ;)

[EvanL]

so Ria....mind if i cook dinner for you some time...ill make lame that isnt all fatty...Youll also make limp that isnt all boney.ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

[Fintin]

anyone post while wanking.....

[Fintin]

so Ria....mind if i cook dinner for you some time...ill make lame that isnt all fatty...Youll also make limp that isnt all boney.ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

the hell does that even say...your sober and your rambling

[Ratamacue]

edit

[EvanL]

what?...I can have a converstaion w/ myself if i have a coool ass idea like that....
You should make a Midget ninja special forces guy :D

hell yeah, i can put him in my ruck with an M4 then we can cover 180 degrees by ourselves. also when we need to clear a house or something I can throw him over the wall or into a window, and he'll let me in.


boooyahTheres a midget in my neighbourhood.
My dog stares at her like shes another dog.
Its funny.
He growled once.

[memphiz]

what?...I can have a converstaion w/ myself if i have a coool ass idea like that....
You should make a Midget ninja special forces guy :D

hell yeah, i can put him in my ruck with an M4 then we can cover 180 degrees by ourselves. also when we need to clear a house or something I can throw him over the wall or into a window, and he'll let me in.


boooyah
Yeah then when you get tired you can sit on his shoulders and he can carry you....sweeeet

[NcDeuce]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9027/326.JPG

Whatever you do, don't be this guy! rofl

[Tane Angle]

This thing still going?

[Ratamacue]

This thing still going?

Nope, it's only a product of your imagination.

[Fintin]

This thing still going?

not if you close your eyes

[EvanL]

This thing still going?Everybody run its old man tane!
*get off my lawn you damn bastard kids*

[Beowulf]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......

[Ria]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......

Wow you really are drunk aren't you :P

[Fintin]

any you should be too

[EvanL]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......
Where do those things come from?
I heard Romania.

[Beowulf]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......

Wow you really are drunk aren't you :P

no...*hiccup......giggle

[Trigger]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......
Was he on a yellow brick road? I seen that dude too...

[memphiz]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pickle fingers HAHAHAHA
you should have put a drink on his head and said "here, you can be my drink holder"

[Ratamacue]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......

Wow you really are drunk aren't you :P

You poor thing. What have you gotten yourself into by joining these forums?

[Beowulf]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......

Wow you really are drunk aren't you :P

You poor thing. What have you gotten yourself into by joining these forums?

shhh.....we're going on a date nobody scare her off yet.

[EvanL]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pickle fingers HAHAHAHA
you should have put a drink on his head and said "here, you can be my drink holder"
That brings back old memories of me when i was little.,
My dad would rest beer on my head as we watched hockey.

[Trigger]

Where do those things come from?
I heard Romania.
Midget pickle fingers?
I think they come from pickled midgets....
*checks Janes midget defense weekly*

Yep. Pershmerga Gherkins.

[Ratamacue]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......

Wow you really are drunk aren't you :P

You poor thing. What have you gotten yourself into by joining these forums?

shhh.....we're going on a date nobody scare her off yet.

Whoops, sorry mate.

I rest my case.

[NcDeuce]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1407/Tripd.JPG

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4176/Allens-Houston.JPG

woot :D

[EvanL]

Where do those things come from?
I heard Romania.
Midget pickle fingers?
I think they come from pickled midgets....
*checks Janes midget defense weekly*

Yep. Pershmerga Gherkins.Ahhhhhh
Are they kosher pickles?

[Beowulf]

damn, i should go to sleep soon. I'm going to the lake tomorrow, a family friend rented a party barge: free booze, food, waterskis all day.

There'll be about 60 people there, should be fun.

[memphiz]

midgets are coool. There was a midget in A-stan I only saw him a couple of times, and i wanted to take his picture, but I could never do it without him noticing....and he'd prolly know that it was b/c he was a midget...and his lil midget heart would be sad, and he'd rub his eyes with his midget pickle fingers and cry......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pickle fingers HAHAHAHA
you should have put a drink on his head and said "here, you can be my drink holder"
That brings back old memories of me when i was little.,
My dad would rest beer on my head as we watched hockey.
:D

[Fintin]

im kosher...::eats a ham and cheese sandwich::

[EvanL]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1407/Tripod.JPG

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4176/Allens-Houston.JPG

woot :DThat girls balding.

[Beowulf]

peshmerga gerkins....hahaha funny blue monkey

[Trigger]

So you're gonna stand Ria up for free beer?

...hey, Ria...

[Fintin]

go to bed b

[Beowulf]

So you're gonna stand Ria up for free beer?

...hey, Ria...

nooo, we're going to dinner afterwards. I'm even leaving the lake early to go get ready. p-)

[Fintin]

so your putting on two week old pants....

[Ria]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1407/Tripd.JPG

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4176/Allens-Houston.JPG

woot :D

rofl rofl rofl

[EvanL]

Groin Grabbingly Transcendent

[Tane Angle]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)

[Beowulf]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)

waht...naw that crazy chick's been following me around for years....

[Fintin]

yeah...um...what about Mrs beowulf

[Vance]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)
And that Ria's taken? :lol:

[Trigger]

Way to go Tane...You just crashed the internet :lol:

[Beowulf]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)
And that Ria's taken? :lol:

I can take him....specially if I can get that midget ordered by tomorrow...

[Fintin]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)
And that Ria's taken? :lol:

liar...

[Tane Angle]

Bar fight, round 2!

[Beowulf]

Way to go Tane...You just crashed the internet :lol:

yeah...old man river ruins everything..."you crazy kids"...

[Vance]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)
And that Ria's taken? :lol:

I can take him....specially if I can get that midget ordered by tomorrow...
Nah man you'll have to fight him tonight ;)

[EvanL]

Bar fight, round 2!*steals tanes bourbon and this time COuvasier*

[Fintin]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)
And that Ria's taken? :lol:

I can take him....specially if I can get that midget ordered by tomorrow...
Nah man you'll have to fight him tonight ;)


i can take you vance...ill just dazzle you with my hazel eyes

[Trigger]

Real men dring Zima

What?

*ducks shotglass*

[Beowulf]

Bar fight, round 2!*steals tanes bourbon and this time COuvasier*

[thinks about making ladies man joke...changes mind...too tired.]

I'm out!

[does a combat roll through swinging saloon doors, while SF midget drops a flash bang/white smoke ninja thing]

[EvanL]

So who wants to remind b that he's married? p-)
And that Ria's taken? :lol:

I can take him....specially if I can get that midget ordered by tomorrow...
Nah man you'll have to fight him tonight ;)


i can take you vance...ill just dazzle you with my hazel eyes
Ill burn his teddy bear.

[EvanL]

Bar fight, round 2!*steals tanes bourbon and this time COuvasier*

[thinks about making ladies man joke...changes mind...too tired.]

I'm out!

[does a combat roll through swinging saloon doors, while SF midget drops a flash bang/white smoke ninja thing]*lifts B up and carries him the rest of the way*
Poor soul... he will sleep tonight :D

[Trigger]

beowulf wrote:

[thinks about making ladies man joke...changes mind...too tired.]

I'm out!

[does a combat roll through swinging saloon doors, while SF midget drops a flash bang/white smoke ninja thing]

oops!
Mrs. b came home. p-)

[Ria]

Real men dring Zima

What?

*ducks shotglass*

rofl rofl

[Vance]

Bar fight, round 2!*steals tanes bourbon and this time COuvasier*

[thinks about making ladies man joke...changes mind...too tired.]

I'm out!

[does a combat roll through swinging saloon doors, while SF midget drops a flash bang/white smoke ninja thing]
Victory is mine!

[Tane Angle]

(Helps get b home too. Wipes vomit-alcohol-blood combination from bar floor off shoes). p-)

[Fintin]

[quote="Vance"]

im still here...::flexes::

[EvanL]

(Helps get b home too. Wipes vomit-alcohol-blood combination from bar floor off shoes). p-)
*kicks tanes back foot out from him as hes walking, like in grade school*
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa *nelson laugh*

[Trigger]

*picks up discarded midget*

Hey! this ain't no midget! It's one of MVSpartan's 1/6 dudes...looks to be SAS...

[Ratamacue]

*picks up discarded midget*

Hey! this ain't no midget! It's one of MVSpartan's 1/6 dudes...looks to be SAS...

rofl

[EvanL]

*picks up discarded midget*

Hey! this ain't no midget! It's one of MVSpartan's 1/6 dudes...looks to be SAS...Id hit it.

[Fintin]

i just found a dead hooker in my trunk....any ideas?

[EvanL]

i just found a dead hooker in my trunk....any ideas?Bob Barker?

[Fintin]

that rat bastard

[Ria]

13 pages..woo :lol: :P

[Fintin]

13 pages..woo :lol: :P

so what about dinner on monday?

[EvanL]

Who wants to play adlibs?

[Fintin]

****____noun___

[EvanL]

Stain, green

[Vance]

I think my thread will go down in history as the most replies in the least amount of time

[ShotOver]

Your all a bunch of hippies.

[Fintin]

ok fatty

[Falco]

I beat the **** out of my empty milk carton today. p-)

[ShotOver]

ok fatty

man, im not a fatty.

This thread makes no sence, probally because im seeing d0oble.

[Fintin]

FECK THIS....i used a stove box as a sled once...we named him petty the death box...he was a cheap whore...we rode him then smacked him around then threw him in the trash....dumb slut that he was

[ShotOver]

bahahahahaha, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan what the feck?!

[memphiz]

FECK THIS....i used a stove box as a sled once...we named him petty the death box...he was a cheap whore...we rode him then smacked him around then threw him in the trash....dumb slut that he was
I useda cars windshield as a sled once

[EvanL]

I leave old refrigerators out on my lawn so kids climb in and get stuck.

[Fintin]

i crushed a goldfish crackers box last night...that thing had some fight

[usa320]

I once tried to open up a beef jerkey stick. I couldnt open the thing for jack ****. It gave much fight, and in my frustration i said **** it. I didnt have scissors, and i wasnt hungry by then, so i pulled out a zippo and torched the muther****er, slim jim and all.


rofl

[SR15]

I shot my cell phone once. no j/k

[Vance]

Well, I told you pics may come, and they have.


Okay it's only one pic, but whatever. The mutilated pop-tart box hanging from a sewing string in my bedroom...


WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE

http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/pop.jpg

woot

[Ria]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Thank you Ryan...I needed that laugh. :) :P

[Beowulf]

hmmm this thread has been resurrected...perhaps I should find some booze....

[Ratamacue]

hmmm this thread has been resurrected...perhaps I should find some booze....

Dig me up some whiskey and I'll join you.

[NcDeuce]

hmmm this thread has been resurrected...perhaps I should find some booze....


I can see it already,

[at CJ's place...]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/949/018_3346.jpg
^ Farmgirl & Nawlins

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7404/22371Y.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3461/426254.jpg



rofl

[Beowulf]

damnit...no car...no money...dry county....crap!

[EvanL]

*steals Tanes Bourbon*

[EvanL]

B, can you get your midget to hook me up with a Bath-Tub Mint Jula.

[Fintin]

are we all drinking again tonight?

[Beowulf]

"Pedro" [clap-clap] Bring my man here a mint julep....[tosses pedro a coin] hahhahah where was I ....oh yes.

Remember whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya before the start of the next rainy season get a shiny new donkey.....

[Beowulf]

BOOYAH! one lone hefeweizen in the back o' the fridge.....

[Ria]

NcDeuce... rofl rofl rofl Those are hilarious! :D

[memphiz]

* bring in head of Colonel Montoya*
wew...that was tricky

[EvanL]

not as tricky as this
*grabs right leg and trys to jump his left leg through it*
yeeeeeh