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mustamato
05-08-2004, 08:35 AM
http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0904.jpg
"Wait a second there artillerist, let me see that field shovel"

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt1803.jpg
Swiss army shovel

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0404.jpg
"Well, the guys said they had problems keeping the engines warm, so I thought
that here we have a great guy for that job"

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0504.jpg
"Just why do I get a feeling of that someone has, against the regulations,
washed his clothes home?" (mustamato edit - I guess these are the famous
maids that sPermskiii keeps talking about) :)

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt2203.jpg
Well, a christmas and happy new year wishing

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0604.jpg
"A: Oh how horrible, the military dogs?
B: Nah, just soldiers returing from their leave"

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt2003.jpg
An ordinary day in the military'

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0304.jpg
Navybar

http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt1903.jpg
"A: What is the movements position?
B: 69 mornings, 17 hours, 3 minutes and 10 seconds... now
C: Right! Alright then, let´s pass it on to the HQ"

http://tietokannat.mil.fi/postikortti/kuvat/pysty_kotiutuminen.jpg
It´s over

http://tietokannat.mil.fi/postikortti/kuvat/pysty_maastoutus.jpg
"Sir (Herr?) Captain, the vehicle is camouflaged"

http://tietokannat.mil.fi/postikortti/kuvat/pysty_palvelukseen.jpg
Entering service

http://tietokannat.mil.fi/postikortti/kuvat/pysty_tonttupartio.jpg
Santas recon patrol checking out the members of MP.net

http://tietokannat.mil.fi/postikortti/kuvat/pysty_hiihtaen.jpg
Why move with car when there are skiis

http://tietokannat.mil.fi/postikortti/kuvat/pysty_ilmavoimienvao.jpg
The Air Force´s Santa helping detachment

MolliG
05-08-2004, 08:38 AM
http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0504.jpg
"Just why do I get a feeling of that someone has, against the regulations,
washed his clothes home?"
:lol:

jassemon
05-08-2004, 09:38 AM
http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0304.jpg
Practical utilities from the Army postal order catalogue:
Navybar - bar code reader for Navy rank insignia
- recognizes up to 80% of the most common Navy rank insignia
- quick and easy to use
- you can choose between speech and ringtones (download from the net or make your own!)
- watertight casing
- availabe in olive green and navy blue
- headphones optional

the subpicture:
Biip! Lieutenant Senior Grade!

anv2
05-08-2004, 09:54 AM
http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0604.jpg
"A: Oh how horrible, the military dogs?
B: Nah, just soldiers returing from their leave"


Actually, the second soldier says something along "Nah, Kettumäki lost his leave again..."

(Literally: "No, Kettumäki's leave was burned again")

I really hated it when in some companies you wouldn't know until Friday afternoon if you're getting the weekend off or not.

RomanS
05-08-2004, 01:32 PM
this is GAY

Haiw
05-08-2004, 01:49 PM
this is GAY
Well actually this was one of mustamato's threads that wasn't gay, so could you just shut your immature pre-pubertarian cockholster and spare us of your mental pain-inflicting insanity?

scm77
05-08-2004, 03:16 PM
rofl

Cockholster :lol:

Dalleer
05-08-2004, 07:01 PM
http://www.mil.fi/ruotuvaki/extrat/tornarit/jpgs/tt0504.jpg

This one was especially good, got to say...