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signatory
07-20-2007, 01:31 PM
July 20, 2007, 12:23PM
Bush will cede powers to Cheney during exam

WASHINGTON — President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President **** Cheney, the White House said today.

Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.

"As reported at the time and in subsequent physical exams, absent any symptoms, the president's doctor recommended repeat surveillance in approximately five years," Snow said. "The president has had no symptoms."

Two polyps were discovered during examinations in 1998 and 1999 while Bush was governor of Texas. That made Bush a prime candidate for regular examinations. For the general population, a colonoscopy to screen for colon cancer is recommended every 10 years. But for people at higher risk, or if a colonoscopy detects precancerous polyps, follow-up colonoscopies often are scheduled in three- to five-year intervals.

"Although no polyps were noted in the exam in 2002, age and history would suggest that there's a reasonable chance that polyps will be noted this time," Snow said. "If so, they'll be removed and evaluated microscopically."

He said results would be available after 48 to 72 hours, if not sooner.

The procedure will be supervised by Dr. Richard Tubb, the president's doctor, and conducted by a multidisciplinary team from the National Naval Medical Center at Bethesda, Md. Because the president will be under the effects of anesthesia, he has elected to implement Section 3 of the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, making Cheney acting president until Bush indicates he is prepared to reassume his authority.

In 2002, Bush transferred presidential powers to Cheney for more than two hours.

It was only the second time in history that the Constitution's presidential disability clause was invoked. President Reagan was the first to invoke the Constitution's 25th Amendment since its adoption in 1967 as a means of dealing with presidential disability and succession.

The earlier colonoscopy for Bush also was done at the well-equipped medical facility at Camp David near Thurmont, Md. Bush felt well enough afterward to play with his dogs and take a 4 1/2-mile walk with the first lady and then-White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card and his wife. He then went to the gym for a light workout.

The 2002 procedure began at 7:09 a.m and ended at 7:29 a.m. Bush woke up two minutes later but did not resume his presidential office until 9:24 a.m., after Tubb conducted an overall examination. Tubb said he recommended the additional time to make sure the sedative had no aftereffects.

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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4985291.html


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So.. p-)

CPLHUNTER
07-20-2007, 01:47 PM
Crosses fingers :)

shocker1
07-20-2007, 01:50 PM
He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.

HAHAHA

Good thread title.

Kitsune
07-20-2007, 01:52 PM
He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.


Good thread title.


Isn't it? When was the last time you underwent CCS? ;-)

shocker1
07-20-2007, 01:53 PM
That's classified.

asta
07-20-2007, 02:27 PM
mayby they'll find bin Laden ... he's been a pain in the ass for quite some time now..

Roanoke
07-20-2007, 02:30 PM
The humor in this thread is killing me. :p

nullterm
07-20-2007, 03:47 PM
So, **** gets head job as Bush gets probed.

DB-ERAUPilot
07-20-2007, 03:47 PM
we'll invade Iran...North Korea...and Russia before the day is out...

Snoshi
07-20-2007, 04:12 PM
we'll invade Iran...North Korea...and Russia before the day is out...

rofl!!! Thats damn true.

2Sheds_Jackson
07-20-2007, 04:33 PM
You foolish, foolish fools. Anal exam my foot. That's just a cover story cooked up to explain the surgery. This is obviously some sort of ass-based weapons platform, that's prohibited by all existing weapons agreements.

pascalywood
07-20-2007, 04:36 PM
Barbara will have to be examed too. She might be carrying a snuke.

2Sheds_Jackson
07-20-2007, 05:12 PM
Barbara will have to be examed too. She might be carrying a snuke.

Yeah I think every first lady gets one.

LoboCanada
07-20-2007, 05:15 PM
Good thread title.

LOL. Thats exactly what I was thinking.rofl

hell
07-20-2007, 05:29 PM
So.. p-)

Now everyone will really see just how full of sh*t he is....

asta
07-20-2007, 05:51 PM
Exxon Mobil already own him so now they'll prospect for natural gas ...

Chulo
07-20-2007, 05:56 PM
You foolish, foolish fools. Anal exam my foot. That's just a cover story cooked up to explain the surgery. This is obviously some sort of ass-based weapons platform, that's prohibited by all existing weapons agreements.
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5132/analprobeyg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

noname
07-20-2007, 06:30 PM
So this time frame when darth cheney takes over we will begin the bombing of Iran yes?p-)

nullterm
07-20-2007, 07:01 PM
You foolish, foolish fools. Anal exam my foot. That's just a cover story cooked up to explain the surgery. This is obviously some sort of ass-based weapons platform, that's prohibited by all existing weapons agreements.

So he'll be moving to Poland/Czech sometime soon then. Sneaky way to get around Russian objections.

WarriorMonk
07-20-2007, 07:02 PM
I bet Leno, Letterman, Stewart, Colbert, and a hell of a lot of comedians are going to be running with this material pretty soon...

budgie
07-21-2007, 11:41 AM
mayby they'll find bin Laden ... he's been a pain in the ass for quite some time now..

If not the WMD have to be up there somewhere...

ren0312
07-21-2007, 12:06 PM
I bet Leno, Letterman, Stewart, Colbert, and a hell of a lot of comedians are going to be running with this material pretty soon...

Just reminds me how much times have changed, you certainly cound not have seen crass jokes like these coming from any editorials of the top newspapers during the time of Roosevelt, Truman, or Eisenhower, or many mainstream comedian making jokes like these in tv or radio during the 1940's and 1950's, whether the president was a Republican or Democrat, there certainly was more respect and reverance for the office of the President from both parties fifty, sixty years ago, compared to now.

~Berdan
07-21-2007, 12:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzVWnLydZU

"There are three kinds of peoples...****s,bussies and assholes...".

budgie
07-21-2007, 12:34 PM
Just reminds me how much times have changed, you certainly cound not have seen crass jokes like these coming from any editorials of the top newspapers during the time of Roosevelt, Truman, or Eisenhower, or many mainstream comedian making jokes like these in tv or radio during the 1940's and 1950's, whether the president was a Republican or Democrat, there certainly was more respect and reverance for the office of the President from both parties fifty, sixty years ago, compared to now.


Except when a Democrat gets a blowjob right? C'mon 50-60 years ago the President wouldn't tell people he's getting a colonoscopy. Bush has sucked it up and taken it like a man - a small dose of what he's been doing to the public I suspect.

But bitchy politics aside I wish him well on this. Nobody deserves cancer and I hope he'll be fine.

Rictor
07-21-2007, 02:26 PM
Tomorrow's headline will read:
"Bush dies under mysterious circumstances of complications in surgery. All hail Lord Cheney!"

Snoshi
07-21-2007, 02:29 PM
Tomorrow's headline will read:
"Bush dies under mysterious circumstances of complications in surgery. All hail Lord Cheney!"

http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/darth_cheney.jpg