Irish joke.

[born_to_kill]

So an Irish guy walks out of a bar......................
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What were you scrolling down here for? theres nothing, that was the whole joke.

[Falco]

rofl

[Fintin]

i dont get it...you can leave the bar....who the feck would leave the bar....

[ShotOver]

rofl

[UkrainianAmerican]

rofl

[Rilence]

rofl

[scm77]

:lol: Irish people are so drunk.

[mack pl]

:lol:

[Gringo]

:lol: Irish people are so drunk.

I've heard that sort of joke before.

Also careful about what you say about the Irish. They're cunning basterds

[UkrainianAmerican]

:lol: Irish people are so drunk.

I've heard that sort of joke before.

Also careful about what you say about the Irish. They're cunning basterds
Not cunning enough to loose 20 bucks to me in 2 sessions of Texas Holdem.

[Rantanplan]

So true.

"God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world!"

[Fintin]

Not cunning enough to loose 20 bucks to me in 2 sessions of Texas Holdem.

but cunning enough to then take it out of you wallet after the game...and then some...

[Javehn]

:lol: Irish people are so drunk.

I've heard that sort of joke before.

Also careful about what you say about the Irish. They're cunning basterds

Only drunk mind could invent Lepricons .
Lepricons ....

[PsihoKeke]

2. Irish joke: An Irish guy walked past the bar...

[born_to_kill]

mine is better because most american jokes start off as "so a [ANTHING] walks into a bar"

and when i say this joke and i just stop saying it peopel are looking at me lke, dude finish the joke, and im like "bro, that was the joke"

[SR15]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[mack pl]

mine is better because most american jokes start off as "so a [ANTHING] walks into a bar"

and when i say this joke and i just stop saying it peopel are looking at me lke, dude finish the joke, and im like "bro, that was the joke"Ohhh, I understand now ;) :lol:

[Gringo]

Let me put it this way, the Irish are cunning when sober.

And I'm guessing you'd reply with something like 'It is a rare occurance to see an Irishman sober'

[Imshi-Yallah]

Not really, I'm tee-total...

[HavocIRL]

Jesus was pissed every day of the week, did you never try his blood at mass.

[Beowulf]

Jesus was pissed every day of the week, did you never try his blood at mass. :D

[Midtown]

I think Ill be a pirate today.

[stimpy]

Glad to see that racial stereo types are alive and well on this site....

So I guess it's alright for me to say that ........

All americans are fat and stupid,
All Canadians are inbred,
All Jewish people are tight with the cash,
and all black people/mexcians are lazy!.

cos it's just a laugh isn't it :roll:

[moughoun]

Glad to see that racial stereo types are alive and well on this site....

So I guess it's alright for me to say that ........

All americans are fat and stupid,
All Canadians are inbred,
All Jewish people are tight with the cash,
and all black people/mexcians are lazy!.

cos it's just a laugh isn't it :roll:


All Australian's are criminal's
All New Zealander's are sheep shagger's
All German's are anally retentive robot's
All Swede's are *** obbsessed wanker's
All Belgian's are boring
All Italian's are coward's

Your right stimpy this is fun

[StarvingStudent47]

Glad to see that racial stereo types are alive and well on this site....

So I guess it's alright for me to say that ........

All americans are fat and stupid,
All Canadians are inbred,
All Jewish people are tight with the cash,
and all black people/mexcians are lazy!.

cos it's just a laugh isn't it :roll:

Christ dude, it's all meant in good fun. Here ya go so you don't feel singled out:

Did you hear about the new Jewish-made car on the market?
It stops on a dime...and picks it up!

A Jewish mother calls her son. "Hello Joseph, how are you?"
"Not well, mother, I haven't been eating."
"Oy vey! Why on earth? What have I done to deserve this?!"
"Well mother, I didn't want my mouth full in case you called."

And to piss off all the Europeans here, here's the best ethnic joke I've ever heard:

In heaven, all the police are British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell, all the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and the bankers are Italian!



...and just for the record, the Irish make the best beer in the world. So thanks, dude, cause if I had to drink Jewish beer for the rest of my life instead of that beautiful black beverage from St James Gate, I might just shoot myself.

[foxtrot023]

And to piss off all the Europeans here, here's the best ethnic joke I've ever heard:

In heaven, all the police are British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell,, all the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are English, the lovers are Swiss, and the bankers are Italian!

You got it wrong

In heaven You live in an english house, drive a german car, eat french cuisine and have an italian wife

In hell you live in a french house, drive an italian car, eat german food and have an english wife

Also:

A plane crashes in a desert island, and for freakish reasons you get 2 guys and a girl of each nationality.

The 2 chinese guys have the chinese girl perpetually pregnant and are running a successful laundromat
The two german guys take turns at being with the german woman (on time, mind you)
the english guys are waiting for someone to introduce them to the english girl
the french guys and the girl have fun with menage a trois
the greek guys have fun with themselves
the bulgarian guys looked at the bulgarian girl and killed themselves
and the american guys, after hearing the american girl complaining about woman liberation, pms and bitching on the condition of the island, took a looong look at the sea at decided to take their chances and swim back to civilization.

[Haiw]

So this officer was working really hard...

[Roger Rabbit]

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

[Sabre]

Please read this joke in a Northern Irish accent...if you can...

This guy walks into a cafe in Belfast.

He's looking around to decide what he wants for lunch when, suddenly, he spots something rather odd.

He sees a sandwich with two thin wires poking out of the sides.

'Hmmm' he thinks, 'that's not right, so it isn't, best tell someone about that'.

So he leaves the cafe and goes to the phone booth round the corner. He dials 999 and gets through to the police:

(policeman) 'Now what's the matter then, sonny-jim?'

(bloke) 'Ah, y'see I was in this cafe and saw this sandwich, but it had two wires poking out the sides, so it did.'

(policeman) 'Right, ok, did you notice anything else at all, did ye?'

(bloke) 'Nah, not really.'

(policeman) 'Was it tickin'?'

(bloke) 'Nah, I tink it was Beef.'

[Roger Rabbit]

:roll: rofl

[DrunkenMaster]

A dyslexic man walked into a bra rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[DrunkenMaster]

A plane crashes in a desert island, and for freakish reasons you get 2 guys and a girl of each nationality.

The 2 chinese guys have the chinese girl perpetually pregnant and are running a successful laundromat
The two german guys take turns at being with the german woman (on time, mind you)
the english guys are waiting for someone to introduce them to the english girl
the french guys and the girl have fun with menage a trois
the greek guys have fun with themselves
the bulgarian guys looked at the bulgarian girl and killed themselves
and the american guys, after hearing the american girl complaining about woman liberation, pms and bitching on the condition of the island, took a looong look at the sea at decided to take their chances and swim back to civilization.

rofl rofl rofl :D rofl rofl rofl that was bomb