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Roger Rabbit
05-10-2004, 02:30 PM
Categories: Security
Instructors
Ad Number: 417
Date Posted: 05/10/2004
Contact: Sam Troutman
Frenchy, Puerto Rico

Telephone:
E-Mail: johnsfriendsam@yahoo.com
Web Site:



Description
I currently work at McDonalds washing the Hamburger Castle twisty slide.
Trained with SAS,Delta, Seals, Marine snipers, Rainbow Six, Ghost Recon, Splinter Cell, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I watched the movie Blackhawk Down 56 times, twice a day I do the Navy Seal PT workout video. I am an expert with the M-16,M-17,M-18, and F-16. I am also a qualified instructor on the Daisy Red Rider BB/Pellet gun. I am jump rope and fast rope certified, ask my gym teacher, she said I was the fastest person to slide down the rope. As soon as my hands heal up, I will resume my training in the ancient Cambodian martial art of Wun Flung Poo. Military Schools:BUDS/UDT, FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION, RECONDO, SAPPER, M-80 DEMOLITION COURSE, ROMAN CANDLE ANTI ARMOR, NAVAJO CODE TALKING, CHEROKEE SATCOM (SMOKE SIGNALS), SPELLING FOR MARINES AND MATH FOR MARINES CORRESPONDANCE COURSES. I am also expert in pretending to be SF and have my own RangerJoe beret. I desire a job in Iraq killing bad guys. While looking tough wearing my blackhawk gear with khaki pants and goatee.A real American hero!!



Link below

http://classifieds.tacticaljobs.com/cgi-bin/classifieds.cgi?search_and_display_db_button=on&query=category&category=Security

:roll: I highlighted some of the more humorous(sp) bits.

Javehn
05-10-2004, 02:32 PM
Friend of Tacticalmenthal ?

Beowulf
05-10-2004, 02:33 PM
that's pretty funny.

mack pl
05-10-2004, 02:40 PM
Well, I hope we dont find there Argyll CV ;) :lol: .......(j.k)

scm77
05-10-2004, 02:44 PM
I watched Blackhawk Down 56 times. :cantbeli:


ancient Cambodian martial art of Wun Flung Poo rofl rofl

mack pl
05-10-2004, 02:45 PM
I watched Blackhawk Down 56 times. :cantbeli:


ancient Cambodian martial art of Wun Flung Poo rofl rofl rofl

JiJoMacLE45
05-10-2004, 05:27 PM
sounds like a lot of the guys from this board

NcDeuce
05-10-2004, 05:31 PM
SPELLING FOR MARINES AND MATH FOR MARINES CORRESPONDANCE COURSES.

Pretty funny


I am also expert in pretending to be SF and have my own RangerJoe beret. I desire a job in Iraq killing bad guys. While looking tough wearing my blackhawk gear with khaki pants and goatee


sounds like a lot of the guys from this board

^

Word

Kenshin
05-10-2004, 05:34 PM
sounds like a lot of the guys from this board

word!

Trident-za
05-10-2004, 05:35 PM
sounds like a lot of the guys from this board

Sadly, you are right.....

Roger Rabbit
05-10-2004, 07:09 PM
JiJoMacLE45 your new avatar is pretty cool :D