View Full Version : Woman Complains to Police After Buying "Fake" Drugs
shocker1
08-14-2007, 03:05 PM
Woman Complains to Police After Buying "Fake" Drugs
Contact - Richard Simms (rsimms@newschannel9.com)
Associated Press
August 13, 2007 - 12:33PM
A woman in Rochelle, Georgia was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.
Police reports say that Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine.
She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs.
She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.
Message, do not use drugs. They damage brain functions.
http://www.newschannel9.com/articles/police_14697___article.html/cocaine_drugs.html
kawaiku
08-14-2007, 03:07 PM
Well at least she saved the police the hassle of getting a warrant and all that fun stuff.
hahahah serves her right, they should have had her lead them to her dealer....
kawaiku
08-14-2007, 03:10 PM
"who gave you this?" probably would have done the trick zonk :D
"who gave you this?" probably would have done the trick zonk :D
obviously it probably would have if she called the cops to come settle the dispute.
shocker1
08-14-2007, 03:12 PM
The idiot was wanting her money back. I bet you she told them the address before they even made it in the door.
kawaiku
08-14-2007, 03:17 PM
hehe yea probably. I wonder what the dealer was thinking when he heard about her arrest and her "claims"
shocker1
08-14-2007, 03:18 PM
He most likely head it from the POPO and the dogs running into his house.
A friend who is a local cop not long ago told me about a complaint he responded to. A woman bought some pot and when she came home it turns out it was tea; she demanded that they find the person, arrest him for theft and return her money....
shocker1
08-14-2007, 03:26 PM
Anyone tricked into buying tea as mary jane has never smoked any real pot. My God even shwag smells like, well weed.
i know sometimes when i used to smoke, my marlboro lights would smell like weed but, in all honestly i have never smoked it
PaulClift
08-14-2007, 03:31 PM
We have a local dumbass criminal, he tried to burgle my house when I was a kid, but only managed to damage a lock, there was a fresh snowfall that night, and the police just followed his footprints home.
We have a local dumbass criminal, he tried to burgle my house when I was a kid, but only managed to damage a lock, there was a fresh snowfall that night, and the police just followed his footprints home.
just as stupid as this woman.....
shocker1
08-14-2007, 03:36 PM
i know sometimes when i used to smoke, my marlboro lights would smell like weed but, in all honestly i have never smoked it
http://www.celebsarepeopletoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/clinton.jpg
Andreas
08-14-2007, 03:36 PM
Its called the "boy George-syndrome"
kawaiku
08-14-2007, 03:38 PM
We have a local dumbass criminal, he tried to burgle my house when I was a kid, but only managed to damage a lock, there was a fresh snowfall that night, and the police just followed his footprints home.
rofllmao, that's pretty doggone funny. Sadly, I have yet to run into any dumb criminals yet.
Aerosoul
08-14-2007, 03:43 PM
http://pixjet.net/img/9e711387a853d4076d9c3e35c05f2d4c/pot2.jpg
http://pixjet.net/img/4bc584513f049e213fc1742fa00fbc79/pot1.gif
PaulClift
08-14-2007, 03:46 PM
rofllmao, that's pretty doggone funny. Sadly, I have yet to run into any dumb criminals yet.
His brother is also the local goat f**ker, they have a very shallow gene pool, infact most that village does, I'm glad I escaped.
His brother is also the local goat f**ker, they have a very shallow gene pool, infact most that village does, I'm glad I escaped.
goat f**kers?? dude where do you live, don't tell me Borat land?
PaulClift
08-14-2007, 04:00 PM
Deepest darkest rural England. He is thankfully the exception and not the rule, there are plenty of inbred's though.
Couple juveniles decided to smash into cars at our parking lot and steal cd-players etc. There was five cars at the parking lot, two of them belonged to police-families. And they had silent alarms in their cars. Dumbarses were caught at the scene =)
Laconian
08-14-2007, 04:08 PM
rofllmao, that's pretty doggone funny. Sadly, I have yet to run into any dumb criminals yet.
The jail's full of them. The fake dope thing has been done to death. Some crackhead pissed off that they bought soap or the rock is only a $10 rock not a $20. I always got a kick out of the john's that took off their wedding ring before they prop a hooker (or decoy), like that made it okay or that they thought a hooker wouldn't do them if they were married. Good times....
grenadier07
08-14-2007, 04:25 PM
Good God I love stories like this. If only all criminals were as stupid and harmless as this lady.
There is a COPS episode where this lady calls police because her crack dealer took her 20 and ran. Theres even another one where the lady calls the cops because she was sold fake crack.
grenadier07
08-14-2007, 04:50 PM
I remember that episode. That was some funny stuff, but still not as funny as the tranny trucker episode. That was comedy gold albeit very disturbing.
Unfortunately COPS the tv show sucks these days, gone are the good old days of shoot outs with naked crack heads, wild fights and chases. These days they tape some boring towns with 10 sheriffs doing domestic disputes with no action.
shocker1
08-14-2007, 05:01 PM
I always liked the shows when they busted old guys with prostitutes. That is some funny ****.
I always liked the shows when they busted old guys with prostitutes. That is some funny ****.
Marti Gras trannies and guys fighting over beads were my favorites.
Laworkerbee
08-14-2007, 05:08 PM
I always liked the shows when they busted old guys with prostitutes. That is some funny ****.
Not to California Joe it wasn't one hot summer night
Mu-Meson
08-14-2007, 05:44 PM
That woman was 53 years old?! Man, thats what a lifetime of crack will do to you. I guess, you eventually just forget that its illegal, and assume the police will help you. Retards.
schwarz
08-14-2007, 06:35 PM
Unfortunately COPS the tv show sucks these days, gone are the good old days of shoot outs with naked crack heads, wild fights and chases. These days they tape some boring towns with 10 sheriffs doing domestic disputes with no action.
LOL, remeber the ones from the 80's were they would drive around chain smoking with about 5 packs of cigs on the dash. Older shows were better they used to beat the hell out of some people.
damn these sensitive people for making us change what is on tv, if they dont like then they don't need to watch it
Message, do not use drugs. They damage brain functions.
http://www.newschannel9.com/articles/police_14697___article.html/cocaine_drugs.html
^LOL
I remember old COPS episode where a woman flagged down a police officer only to tell him she intended to but some crack but the crackdealer ripped her off.
She cried as she was cuffed and put into cruiser.
Gotta love tards.
shocker1
08-14-2007, 06:42 PM
I remember old COPS episode where a woman flagged down a police officer only to tell him she intended to butt some crack but the crackdealer ripped her off.
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I love it when unintentional words make sense in a sentence.:)
I added the t in but for effect
LOL, remeber the ones from the 80's were they would drive around chain smoking with about 5 packs of cigs on the dash. Older shows were better they used to beat the hell out of some people.
True, I liked 80's-90s NYPD street crimes unit with Italian old school cops with their attitudes and accents.... Today there is no more street crime unit and city is slowly going back to high crimes...
Clete Torres
08-14-2007, 06:43 PM
^LOL
I remember old COPS episode where a woman flagged down a police officer only to tell him she intended to but some crack...
What the hell does but some crack mean? That sounds pretty unsanitary. LOL.
What the hell does but some crack mean? That sounds pretty unsanitary. LOL.
Hidy hole...
lol
shocker1
08-14-2007, 06:48 PM
Hidy hole...
lol
Ahh sneaky, a dual use meaning even when unintentional. Good show
Hidy hole...
lol
Ewwww...lol
Unfortunately COPS the tv show sucks these days, gone are the good old days of shoot outs with naked crack heads, wild fights and chases. These days they tape some boring towns with 10 sheriffs doing domestic disputes with no action.
It's because all the big departments feel it's too much of a liability these days. That's why we get stuck watching the 1000th meth-lab roundup in Pierce County Washington.
shocker1
08-14-2007, 06:54 PM
You know it is bad when they show Cherry Master Machine busts.
Tis a gambling machine for those that do not know.
schwarz
08-14-2007, 06:55 PM
We need a best of cops thread.
http://www.youtube.com/v/-dPDIUryHKE
http://www.youtube.com/v/sztCr_4EWts&mode=related&search=
DevilDogHopeful
08-14-2007, 07:04 PM
Haha I remember watching the second one on TV. F*cking funny.
deagle
08-14-2007, 08:50 PM
so they were in fact the real deal ? lol
the garsonator
08-14-2007, 09:05 PM
dude this was on an episode of cops!!!!
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