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Black_Company
08-16-2007, 02:47 AM
for the GRU office or SVR office.
all my website serches crash when i'm digging around.
there is NO freedom of information in the USA!
i hate when i'm reminded of it!
ahh if you want to email me somethign, even good places to find it, can you email it to me at noo.junkmail@gmail.com
thanks a bunch

Snoshi
08-16-2007, 03:03 AM
Wtf... Why do you wants GRU's mail? You want to become an agent?

zwonder
08-16-2007, 03:32 AM
GRU is coming for youuuuuu

Deftoner
08-16-2007, 03:43 AM
website searches crash?

oh no's....

playtym
08-16-2007, 03:45 AM
website searches crash?

oh no's....

It's probably the GRU sending malicious code back to his machine telling it to 'leave us the **** alone!'

theholeinthedonut
08-16-2007, 03:47 AM
Possums don't spoil this Thread! Please!

Snoshi
08-16-2007, 03:49 AM
It's probably the GRU sending malicious code back to his machine telling it to 'leave us the **** alone!'

Everyone knows that its NSA that blocks it... da..

playtym
08-16-2007, 03:49 AM
Possums don't spoil this Thread! Please!

Yes guys, come on, keep it on topic.


I found this:

The GRU
Dzherninsky Square
Russia

playtym
08-16-2007, 03:51 AM
Everyone knows that its NSA that blocks it... da..

Lies! Everyone knows that these days the NSA only use their technology to eavesdrop on business conversations and score better deals for Haliburton!

theholeinthedonut
08-16-2007, 03:51 AM
Yes guys, come on, keep it on topic.


I found this:

The GRU
Dzherninsky Square
Russia

Wrong! At least the last time I was there, mind it's some years back...old Felix was still on his pedestal, GRU was not on Dzherninsky Square.

theholeinthedonut
08-16-2007, 03:52 AM
Lies! Everyone knows that these days the NSA only use their technology to eavesdrop on business conversations and score better deals for Haliburton!

Haliburton=NSA!

Deftoner
08-16-2007, 03:54 AM
Yes guys, come on, keep it on topic.


I found this:

The GRU
Dzherninsky Square
Russia

Email: GRU@hotmail.ru (GRU@hotmail.co.ru)

playtym
08-16-2007, 03:56 AM
Wrong! At least the last time I was there, mind it's some years back...old Felix was still on his pedestal, GRU was not on Dzherninsky Square.

I denounce you as a GRU spy!

Ironsight06
08-16-2007, 04:11 AM
for the GRU office or SVR office.
all my website serches crash when i'm digging around.
there is NO freedom of information in the USA!
i hate when i'm reminded of it!
ahh if you want to email me somethign, even good places to find it, can you email it to me at noo.junkmail@gmail.com
thanks a bunch
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/447/gtfo12zb1dn3.jpg

Dif
08-16-2007, 05:11 AM
For SVR (Sluzhba Vneshnej Razvedki - Foreign Intelligence Service, structure within FSB, formerly KGB)) you can use following address:

Ostrozhenka 51/10
Moscow, Russia

They have an email: svrpb@gov.ru or svr@gov.ru
and website: http://svr.gov.ru/

GRU is pure military intelligence and is not contactable. They usualy choose their contacts themselves. Located on on the Hodynskoe Pole in Moscow, on the side of Horoshevskoe Higway. No email or website is avalable for public use.

lightfire
08-16-2007, 06:32 AM
Aldrich Ames wanabe...

loganinkosovo
08-17-2007, 01:19 AM
Vlad "Rusty Pipes" Putin
C/O Rosie O'Donnel
The Kremlin
Moscow

wicked_hind
08-17-2007, 10:49 AM
I think someone's gonna be due for a dose of Polonium 210.

Lieutenant Frank Drebin
08-17-2007, 11:22 AM
I heard that Russian GRU don't trust people which have flowerpots as avatars. I suggest you to use an Ice Princess icon, as it seems GRU is more pleased with such images.

Black_Company
10-02-2007, 01:17 PM
well thanks gus, playtym and dif n such
i have been trying to find a zip code or whatever they use over there.
(being a canadian i assume everyone has a postal service just as incompitant as ours) so a mailing addy would not really mean they would get the mail!

Snoshi
10-02-2007, 01:20 PM
Could i ask you why you need GRU's and SVR's addresses?

Black_Company
10-02-2007, 01:25 PM
if i tell u i'd have to kill you!
no not really
i wanted to put it as my home address on the canadian census
i hate filling that crap out, and you have to do it by law here, so i thought it would be enjoyable to mire someone else down in political beauracy.

futurepilot2004
10-02-2007, 01:31 PM
if i tell u i'd have to kill you!
no not really
i wanted to put it as my home address on the canadian census
i hate filling that crap out, and you have to do it by law here, so i thought it would be enjoyable to mire someone else down in political beauracy.

Wow, thats so cool!!!!!! :roll:

theholeinthedonut
10-02-2007, 02:29 PM
So you have Ikea in Canuckistan?! This reminds me of the story I once witnessed in a rest room on a filling station on the A1 just before Cologne ...when you come up from the south...just to be sure you will be able to understand! So I was there with a friend and we were driving up all the way to Vaneren Lake in Sweden and we needed some cigarettes and a cup of mud and also some bits and pieces and I had to take my dog for a walk. So there the guy with me decided impromptu that he wanted to have some pea soup and afterwards he just wanted to take a leak but th elady in charge of the toilets could not give any change for 100 €, which by the way reminds me of the german bastard who was in front of me at a péage station near Strasbourg....the bloddy foo,l wanted to pay in dollars ! Which was not really a problem but he also refused to be given the change in any other currency then D-mark! Which in a way I say is the reason I'm very happxy with the euro so far.
To be continued

Xaito
10-02-2007, 02:43 PM
in Soviet-Russia GRU searches for you!

theholeinthedonut
10-02-2007, 03:32 PM
in Soviet-Russia GRU searches for you!

X2 and there can't be no IKEA in Canuckistan!