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Ngati Tumatauenga
08-25-2007, 10:50 PM
Another Einstein grade military genius joins the family.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2712908&postcount=16


http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2713767&postcount=41


F16Driver

MP.net Dumbarse of the week

20 - 24 August 07

Gold stars of effort to numerous to mention.

pascalywood
08-25-2007, 10:55 PM
That was brillant. Congrats F16Driver!

Seraphim
08-25-2007, 11:09 PM
Haha, my gf read his posts and said he was idiot and I told her that he got DAOTW award.

grenadier07
08-25-2007, 11:13 PM
I tell you what that is some Grade A analysis of the US military right there. Grade A BS that is. Congrats and keep up the good work buddy.

wicked_hind
08-25-2007, 11:18 PM
http://www.foo.is/~baldur/retard-prize.jpg

I was at a total loss of words after reading what he said about the USAF and my beloved U.S. Army. I showed my uncle what he wrote, to which he said he couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes. He's definitely worthy of this award.

shocker1
08-25-2007, 11:35 PM
http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture7/fyc/09-f-16_fighter_flane.jpg
Way to go fly boy, watch that airspeed.woot

Somehow this will be your new avatar.

Chulo
08-25-2007, 11:37 PM
jezz what was he smoking?

kawaiku
08-25-2007, 11:52 PM
jezz what was he smoking?
Something other than reality:|

wicked_hind
08-26-2007, 12:01 AM
http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture7/fyc/09-f-16_fighter_flane.jpg
Way to go fly boy, watch that airspeed.woot

Somehow this will be your new avatar.
HAHAHAHA!!! Love it Shocker! Has he even came back since then, and can we really make that his avatar?

Heazy
08-26-2007, 12:08 AM
Well done, f16driver. Looks like you buzzed your own tower one too many times.

Hawkeye4077
08-26-2007, 01:09 AM
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full

Hilbert
08-26-2007, 01:26 AM
My sincerest congratulations go out to F16Driver. He definately got what he deserved.

noname
08-26-2007, 01:37 AM
F-16 driver, you're dangerous. You can be my wingman anytime.p-)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8MkOPCGYizQ

Laworkerbee
08-26-2007, 01:40 AM
Did anyone figure out what country this guy was from?

Ghostwolf
08-26-2007, 01:49 AM
EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!

http://www.youtube.com/v/JlpBH8zBgCo

Victor_S.
08-26-2007, 02:02 AM
Congrats, you truly are a dumbass...

nullterm
08-26-2007, 02:44 AM
"The USAF again, I have no respect for.... It isn't really that good... many nations (if you compensate for the size of the USAF) have better air forces."

Just... wow.

STIG
08-26-2007, 02:46 AM
The man speaks the truth.

Hilbert
08-26-2007, 03:13 AM
The man speaks the truth.

I hope thats sarcasim I'm smelling otherwise it's got to be bullsh*t. p-)

AMIGO
08-26-2007, 03:13 AM
F-16Driver, this award will teach you not to disrespect the most powerful Airforce that has ever existed.

Dispatcher
08-26-2007, 03:24 AM
I would love to read his acceptance speach.

Navor
08-26-2007, 03:38 AM
ow I want to hear a little speech from him woot

theholeinthedonut
08-26-2007, 03:43 AM
I knew about this when I read his posts about the USAF.........I knew it.....well earned success though old boy....keep a stiff upper lip my dear!!

2Sheds_Jackson
08-26-2007, 04:38 AM
Dammit, dammit dammit. I was sure I'd clinched it this week with my "heil Hitler" post, but I have to admit this puts me to shame.

digrar
08-26-2007, 04:52 AM
Dammit, dammit dammit. I was sure I'd clinched it this week with my "heil Hitler" post, but I have to admit this puts me to shame.

Amateur, lift your game fella.

DeltaWhisky58
08-26-2007, 06:11 AM
Did anyone figure out what country this guy was from?

He's a Cloggie - shame, most Dutch I know are great, this one must be an embarrassment for them.

Best and most deserved award in a while.

shocker1
08-26-2007, 06:20 AM
HAHAHAHA, nice Avatar Iron Chicken.

Ghostwolf
08-26-2007, 06:22 AM
Dammit, dammit dammit. I was sure I'd clinched it this week with my "heil Hitler" post, but I have to admit this puts me to shame.

http://www.youtube.com/v/XL0ixxNeR9Q

Robbee
08-26-2007, 06:23 AM
Well no, I don't. Before Iraq they already proved that they were of lesser quality then many of their allies. Now... not having respect does not mean that I only respect the higher quality air forces. But the USAF has an aura of arrogance around them. Instead of saying: OK we have our faults and there are some that are of better quality then we are. They say: why improve on perfection. Plus also I do find them a hell of alot less capable then the US naval air wings.

He seems to like our sailors, though... :|

DeltaWhisky58
08-26-2007, 06:24 AM
And all of these opinions from an 18yo snot-nosed kid.

Jurpula
08-26-2007, 06:26 AM
Excellent choisewoot

Hilbert
08-26-2007, 06:53 AM
He seems to like our sailors, though... :|

I've heard of "Go Navy, Beat Army!" but never "Go Navy, Beat Air Force!" :|

No, I agree with DeltaWhisky, F16's probably if not certainely just a hormone raging kid who knows absolutely nothing.

My mistake what I meant to say, is that he KNOWS that he knows everything. *laughs* Whatever was I thinking.

EDIT: Just saw the avatar! It's beautiful. F16driver, you should change your location to "I had to work for my title, but the avatar was free."

Hutz
08-26-2007, 07:52 AM
Congrats knobhead. Real glad you have a username that implies you're a pilot.

And sweet avatar btw. One high speed low drag F16.

Hypno85
08-26-2007, 08:43 AM
Congratz you tool.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2226/goldawardnz8.jpg

Kippari
08-26-2007, 09:33 AM
He has the spirit of Pim Fortuyn inside him.p-)

silveykyle
08-26-2007, 10:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/XL0ixxNeR9Q
You just made my day.

pascalywood
08-26-2007, 10:44 AM
cant get tired of monthy pythons. they should make english subtitles tho

CreepingDeath
08-26-2007, 11:24 AM
the USARMY is in sending its soldiers to war for a 2nd or even 3rd time for a timeperiod of a year and over...

wow I read this line like 3 times to fully understand what he really meant


How so, because I sayed something not all to positive about your country (Im guessing)? The USAF again, I have no respect for.... It isn't really that good... many nations (if you compensate for the size of the USAF) have better air forces.

just wow....

plus: all those bad grammar sure made me confusing...

Congrats f16driver

P.S. F-16 isnt a car dumbarse its a jet! There aint no such thing as F-16 "Driver" just "Pilot"

DaGreatRV
08-26-2007, 11:25 AM
Congrats fellow countryman, with your DAOTW award! woot


An acceptance speech would be appropriate. p-)


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Traditional_Dutch_couple.jpg/421px-Traditional_Dutch_couple.jpg

CreepingDeath
08-26-2007, 11:26 AM
Can I make suggestions?

Record all dumbarses in an Archive...

Call it the "Hall of Dumbarses"

anyone?

Robbee
08-26-2007, 11:42 AM
P.S. F-16 isnt a car dumbarse its a jet! There aint no such thing as F-16 "Driver" just "Pilot"

"Driver" is aviator's slang for "pilot."

(or am I just not getting the joke?)

CreepingDeath
08-26-2007, 11:46 AM
"Driver" is aviator's slang for "pilot."

(or am I just not getting the joke?)

sorry... the word "Pilot" seems natural to me

No offense.. :(

Robbee
08-26-2007, 11:50 AM
sorry... the word "Pilot" seems natural to me

No offense.. :(

None taken. I'm thinking F16Driver is actually driven around by his mom. p-)

DeltaWhisky58
08-26-2007, 12:52 PM
Can I make suggestions?

Record all dumbarses in an Archive...

Call it the "Hall of Dumbarses"

anyone?

Good idea - sorted.

orange
08-26-2007, 04:53 PM
Good work this week Ngati in selecting a genuine Dumbarse! I sort of had a feeling of him being this weeks Dumbarse.

Congrats F16driver!

Good idea - sorted.
x2

That'd make for some interesting reading after just a couple of months.

STIG
08-26-2007, 05:18 PM
I hope thats sarcasim I'm smelling otherwise it's got to be bullsh*t. p-)

I was being serious p-)

kuttless
08-26-2007, 06:26 PM
wow..this dude really desevers this one

Createdeemcee
08-26-2007, 06:42 PM
What a trucking dumbarse!

Calanen
08-26-2007, 09:40 PM
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8013/topggundqw3.th.jpg (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=topggundqw3.jpg)

Don't know why everyone says he doesn't have an F-16, here's the proof.

Beowulf
08-27-2007, 10:30 AM
what a douchenozzle

mi35d
08-27-2007, 10:48 AM
Douche Nozzle. Good one.

The USAF again, I have no respect for.... It isn't really that good... many nations (if you compensate for the size of the USAF) have better air forces.

And F16 "Douche Nozzle" Driver - you base this on what? Our level of training, air combat successes, sorties flown, education of the pilots and aircrews, technology of the aircraft themselves?

A "playa-hate-ah" who can't get out of bed on time much less in the air so he has to piss on the US...

zonk
08-27-2007, 12:29 PM
where do we find these guys...sheesh this guy is pure gold daotw.

Sneeker
08-27-2007, 07:32 PM
You find these guys when your on the top of a google search.

Chulo
08-27-2007, 07:45 PM
humm his last post was 6 days ago after he got his title. will we hear a speech from him?

kuttless
08-28-2007, 02:56 AM
where do we find these guys...sheesh this guy is pure gold daotw.

hey zonk..how are you

PaulClift
08-28-2007, 07:48 AM
Can anyone nominate a dumbarse of the week? And who do I pm?

Roy Batty
08-28-2007, 07:54 AM
I would suggest you PM Ngati with a link to the post in question.

DeltaWhisky58
08-28-2007, 07:56 AM
Can anyone nominate a dumbarse of the week? And who do I pm?

Yes, send a PM to Ngati (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=1401)