MP.net Dumbarse(s) of the week 27 - 31 August 07

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

No surprise I'm sure. This weeks award was pretty much a foregone conclusion from tuesday onwards.



Sand Man

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2731447&postcount=12

cdharmon

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2736227&postcount=67



Sand Man and cdharmon

MP.net Dumbarse(s) of the week

27 - 31 August 07



Gold stars of effort to,

Coola
8thidpathfinderpower
Hawkeye4077
Trogdor


For those who seem to be unaware, nominations including link via PM are always welcome.

[usa_patriot]

Fix your links son

[playtym]

Congrats guys, well deserved! woot

[Ghostwolf]

Wow that's a lot of nominations and two tied winners

[Ironsight06]

I was looking forward to this one!

[foxtrot023]

In years to come, we will look back in time, and remember it as a vintage week for dumbarses

[Jurpula]

YAYwoot Speeches!

[Hypno85]

hahhahaha good job guys.

[oswald]

Pure class all the way.

[PaulClift]

Classic week for dumbarses, though I thought coola may steal it, despite only starting to post 1 day before results time.

[Dispatcher]

What a surprise!! Sandman?? DAOTW?? Who would have thought that??



Now, speech, Dumbarse!

[Coola]

but i had pictures :(

[Hutz]

I was looking forward to this one!

X2, this was one worth waiting for.
Congrats to all the 'winners'.

Don't worry Coola, at least you didn't take the title. Great thread yesterday though. Very entertaining.

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Classic week for dumbarses, though I thought coola may steal it, despite only starting to post 1 day before results time.

Whilst Coola's thread was a little out there, neither it nor his attitude warranted the award.

On the other hand it was only ever a matter of time for Sand Man. The lack of forthought evident in the majority of his posts and his 'lapdog to the BTDT crowd' attitude ensured that he'd end up with the award sooner or later.

[Bombtrack]

Quite a week, cant wait for the movie.

[Sneeker]

Sandman must post alot of **** to have over 2000 posts. Is that the biggest count for the Award?

[PaulClift]

Whilst Coola's thread was a little out there, neither it nor his attitude warranted the award.

True, he seems like an ok lad, dumb, but not an arse.

[Clete Torres]

but i had pictures :(

You look like the shoe bomber Richard Reid.

[Coola]

You look like the shoe bomber Richard Reid.

But just a tad bit uglier. :p

[Seraphim]

If someone needs to be on the ignore list, its got to be Sand Man and Ravage.

[Hellfish]

If someone needs to be on the ignore list, its got to be Sand Man and Ravage.

A-****ing-men.

[Opening Batsman]

Ahh... I have been awaiting this day so eagerly, I don't even know what to do in order to celebrate. Bravo Sand Man! Well done Sand Man! Morituri te salutant!

[boone]

.......................

[oswald]

Ahh... I have been awaiting this day so eagerly, I don't even know what to do in order to celebrate. Bravo Sand Man! Well done Sand Man! Morituri te salutant!Posting in a language other than English. Reported. p-)

[shorty]

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/telebuddy/archives/caveman.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/shortybmx/braggrc7.jpg


Am I the only one who see's the resemblance?

[boone]

[quote=shorty;2739201


Am I the only one who see's the resemblance?[/quote]
Nope.
.............

[PaulClift]

I was thinking more along the lines of...

http://emmanuel.denis.free.fr/images/teenwolf.JPG

[kuttless]

I was thinking more along the lines of...

http://emmanuel.denis.free.fr/images/teenwolf.JPG

haha I remember that movie :)

It was a good week for dumbarses..a lot of dumbarsery came out of Coolas delta thread..but he ssems like a good guy :)

Nice selections this week..top notch dumbarses

[Coola]

Does this mean I passed selection or...

[BLUE THOR]

yes, yes it does.. (pats coola on head)
on a seperate issue,
Well done those men!

[Robbee]

Such fine examples of dumbarseness. *golf clap*

[ltrowley]

coola wasn't dumb just a tad naive, I feel kinda ashamed so many people mercilessly ripped into him, it really was a lynch mob mentality sort of thing...

[CreepingDeath]

WOOOT!!! speech! speech!

[Hilbert]

Congratulations to the winners. woot

[grenadier07]

Way to go guys. Outstanding work.

[8thidpathfinderpower]

Thank you, thank you.......for all my loyal fans...I give this to you

[I can't think of a name]

What did trogdor do to get mentioned?

[scrybe]

Burned all the peasants.

[Hellfish]

Burninated the fields.

[Dispatcher]

Sandman has failed to deliver a acceptance speech. Too bad. We must keep nominating him, to convince him he is to stupid to be on the internet.

[DeltaWhisky58]

He hasn't been online since before the announcement - he doesn't know yet.

[Dispatcher]

He hasn't been online since before the announcement - he doesn't know yet.


My bad. But ill keep nominating him anyway. p-)

[boone]

Whilst Coola's thread was a little out there, neither it nor his attitude warranted the award.
.
x2
Strange, entertaining and a great 'tude!

[Opening Batsman]

When he shows up, I bet that he will pretend it is a compliment.

[Robbee]

When he shows up, I bet that he will pretend it is a compliment.

Or he could take it the wrong way and become mp.net's first an hero.

[boone]

"Entertaining" is all I ask.

[Deftoner]

...bump.

Well done ladies.

[Opening Batsman]

...and the crowd hushes and the spotlights shine on the centre of the closed curtains...

[Dispatcher]

..... AND HERE HE IS!!!! THE ONE, THE ONLY, GODS GIFT TO AIRSOFT>>>>


SANDMAN!!!!



*Come on man, dont leave us hanging like this.

[playtym]

Speech! Speech! Speech!

[Opening Batsman]

The suspense is unbearable...:|

[Ironsight06]

I have never heard of this Sand Man guy before. Who is he?

[playtym]

They seem a little shy, I'll get them started. Here you go guys, just finish off the sentence.


http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Smileys/Sundry/iwin.gif "I'd like to thank.... "

[Opening Batsman]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j130/playtym/Smileys/Sundry/iwin.gif I'd just like to thank....

....my beautiful husband....

[Deftoner]

....my beautiful husband....

...and red headed step son....

[Opening Batsman]

...and red headed step son....

....for supporting me on this arduous journey.

[Deftoner]

....for supporting me on this arduous journey.

The hi-cap clips were heavy, but....

[Opening Batsman]

The hi-cap clips were heavy, but....

...their weight and that of my SPEAR body armour...

[Deftoner]

...their weight and that of my SPEAR body armour...

...dried me up. luckily my camelbak was filled with...

[Opening Batsman]

...dried me up. luckily my camel-bak was filled with...

...a protein rich gelatinous goo which I was told...

[Ironsight06]

...was used by SEAL's, as well as some lunch my mom packed me for the upcoming battle...

[PaulClift]

..., armed with my trusty potatoe gun...

[Jurpula]

...I rode deep in to the heart of the battle...

[Ironsight06]

...with plastic BB's whizzing past my head...

[Hutz]

....suddenly I heard a noise, it was my mom. She wanted...

[Jurpula]

...to bring me some Oreo's and milk to...

[RadarGreg]

...tactically resupply my 1337 team and me inside my little sister's Playskool clubhouse, err..bunker, yeah, bunker...

[Roy Batty]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4466/airsoft211pd2.jpg

[cdharmon]

First off, I'd like to thank everybody for giving me the opportunity to win this award. Its taken me a long time to come this far. I'd like to thank my drunken mother, who taught me that no matter what flavor the coffee is when I buy it from the crack-addicted motherless prostitute, to drink deep from the cup. And to my dad, who was always there to show me that no matter how hard I try, everybody loses in the end. And to you guys. My adoration and respect goes out to everybody who nominated me for this award. May someday my e-popularity and Forum-Savvy'ness be as fines' and refined as all of you. May I live to see the day where a .net domain takes presence over normal life, and I can honestly say that I have succeeded in life by having 10'000+ posts. I can only hope in my wildest, Ambien-altered nightmares, to be as successful, and respected in life, as the far-superior beings that govern my life while enjoying the alternate-reality that is militaryphotos.net. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest my armpits forever...and ever...and ever. Thankyou, and Godspeed.

[RadarGreg]

And it only took you two months to come up with your acceptance speech. You are special! woot

[cdharmon]

I dwindled in Heroine usage after the flaming I recieved, and finally dived into full blown Methamphetamine usage to escape the ultimate reality which was my wholly unfulfulling, self-degrading masichisticly demonic way of petering through the day-to-day drudgery or washing dishes in the bus-stop mexicano joint only to find out that my dog was cheating on me with my boss. You say it took me 2 months...well if a mother abandons her Thai cuisine dish of malashian hooker brains, is she at fault?

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Great to see that you care about it so much that you made the effort.rofl

[Jurpula]

First one of it's kind is it not?woot