MP.net Dumbarse quintuplets of the week 03 - 07 September 07

[Ngati Tumatauenga]

Well, it's a week of first's.

The first consecutive winner and the first quintuplet award and two bars in one sitting.

What you might call the 'band of the dumbarse hand'.rofl




Sand Man

Way to go sport, your consistency is awe-inspiring.:lol:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2749862&postcount=1325


Whisky_Indigo_Lima

Another SOF groupie, just what the board needs.:roll:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2748823&postcount=1


Covert US

Like watching Darwin's theory of evolution in real time.:slap:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2749585&postcount=26


8thidpathfinderpower

Seriously, what's with the schizo routine?:petting:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2747429&postcount=126

Kitten Master

Paintballers/airsofters, is there no end to the idiocy:roll:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2739495&postcount=1





Sand Man

Whisky_Indigo_Lima

Covert US

8thidpathfinderpower

Kitten master


MP.net Dumbarse quintuplets of the week

03 - 07 September 07



Gold stars of effort to,

cdharmon
BrianT
G-HUNTER

And last but certainly not least,

trigger happy

Who in all honesty probably deserves his own thread.

Say, Knobhead of the year.

[Dispatcher]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im on a winning streak!!!!!!

This day is shaping up nicely!

[Heazy]

GRATS!! Outstanding choices

[Sneeker]

Triggerhappy

Mr. I shoot Fighterjets down with lazers because im a Super Delta Ninja worrior.

[playtym]

LOL! Congrats lads, well deserved awards in all instances.

Let's not forget this (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2749756&postcount=33) little gem from Covert US.



Come on Sand Man, you've got to make a speech this week!

[Robbee]

Some more fine specimens of dumbarsery this week.

*golf clap*

[Institutionalized]

Those guys make me look mature by comparison. :)

[Ghostwolf]

Wow Sand Man got elected again, good job Sandy.

[Sneeker]

how many times dose it take to get this award to get banned?

[Huhtis]

Great nominations all of them! Congratulations! Especially Covert_US.
But there is still one winner I dont understand
Whisky_Indigo_Lima
Yes, questions about SF are generally dumb, but atleast he tried to ask it normally with interest in case instead of coming in guns blazing "SO OMG I THinX D3Lta is so l33t they ARE DA BEST WUTS UR FAV0R1t SF?!!1"

But still, its not on my jurisdiction.
CONGRATS TO WINNERS!!!
SPEECH!

[Opening Batsman]

Sand Man!!!!!!! ****ing awesome! This is just outstanding. This brought a grin to my face. If he doesn't give a speech this time, I'm going to invade wherever he lives.

[Seraphim]

Well earned!

[Ghostwolf]

Triggerhappy

Mr. I shoot Fighterjets down with lazers because im a Super Delta Ninja worrior.

I received information from DW a short while ago that the flaming troll has been inhumanely disposed of, permanently.

[STIG]

I received information from DW a short while ago that the flaming troll has been inhumanely disposed of, permanently.

yeah and so was my thread which was going along nicely for almost an year with good contributions from a lot of people but that retard had to screw it up.:bash:

[Quack of Doom]

Wow, what can i say.. It's a sad day if this award goes to multiple posters.

Well done dumbarses! speech!

[BLUE THOR]

what a line up!!
this kind of talent cannot go un-tapped!
only to be released in small doses when the pressure builds up..

[Dispatcher]

The first consecutive winner is wining. He just doesnt get it.

[BLUE THOR]

The first consecutive winner is wining. He just doesnt get it.
Link?? so we can nominate him again.. p-)

[Dispatcher]

Link?? so we can nominate him again.. p-)

Via PM. Im betting he'll be awarded a third DAOTW before the month is over.

The guy is just to stupid for the internet.

[DeltaWhisky58]

yeah and so was my thread which was going along nicely for almost an year with good contributions from a lot of people but that retard had to screw it up.:bash:

Let's get something straight here, it is/was not your thread, you just happened to make the first post. Just because you start a topic doesn't mean that you own it or have any rights over it, so please do not start getting proprietorial.

That is was spoilt by a few knuckleheads is not in doubt, but let's face it some threads are destined to die, some just take longer than others. I'm afraid there are times when threads just have to be closed, heck I've closed plenty which I started - do you think that was my intention?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/rant.gif

[Guggenmauer]

I've got to say that Sand Mans Award-winning post was truly fudging epic.

[Jarhead]

Well done boys

[Esko]

Thanks to all twats in the US Special Forces Roles? (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=119634) thread, you made me snicker.

[Jurpula]

Congrats to all the winners:)

[grenadier07]

Hot damn five winners for one week. Hope there is one good speech from the lot. Nicely done guys.

[Opening Batsman]

Sand Man is still sulking and refusing to show up.:|

[Dispatcher]

Hot damn five winners for one week. Hope there is one good speech from the lot. Nicely done guys.


Were still waiting for the speech from last weeks winner.

[Dispatcher]

Sand Man is still sulking and refusing to show up.:|

Such a sore loser.

[Opening Batsman]

Such a sore loser.

Yeah, it is kind of like the court jester just standing there doing nothing.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/351/hovinarritg2.jpg

[beNder]

I thought BrianT was a BTDT or am I thinking of another Brian?

trigger happy should have topped the list, he's a loony.

[Ghostwolf]

Such a sore loser.

Try PM him, telling him that he's to make an acceptance speech by the Secret Order of Illuminati, otherwise his house/car/pet etc. will be wrapped in toilet paper as a punishment.

[Dispatcher]

Try PM him, telling him that he's to make an acceptance speech by the Secret Order of Illuminati, otherwise his house/car/pet etc. will be wrapped in toilet paper as a punishment.


Oh, i PMed him already. Basicly he told me to f*ck off. Well......... I say we gave him every chance of proofing he has any manhood in him, but, as expected; the fail was massive.

[Opening Batsman]

proofing he has any manhood in him, but, as expected; the fail was massive.

I tried too, the results were conclusively in favour of what you just said.p-)

[gaz]

Dumbarse of the week groupies. I didn't see that one coming.

[Marvin!!]

Ahaha! Still think Trigger happy deserved the title of titles though!
Absolute joke, almost like he's trying to be funny

[Aerosoul]

Let's not forget this (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2749756&postcount=33) little gem from Covert US.


rofl rofl rofl

[Kingswat]

NGATI you really should do the dumbarse of the summer award.

[Kenshin]

dumbarsetisism... is the new 'black'

[beNder]

Dumbarse of the week groupies. I didn't see that one coming.

we still love you gaz :)


Addendum: Do the mods change the avatar and location of the winners? :lol:

[Guggenmauer]

Such a sore loser.

What? Last I checked he WON.

[Hutz]

What a fine group. I wonder if MP.net will ever be the same again.

[Poccington The 3rd]

Kitten Masters comment had me in stitches

[PaulClift]

I really thought Trigger Happy would be in there somewhere, claiming he has had trouble dropping su30's while sniping drug barons and dictators in the South American jungle, that was some of the dumbest s**t I've read.

[Robbee]

^ Suspended members are ineligible for the award.

[PaulClift]

Never realised that, alteast he got a posthumous award. Was he a banned member coming back to stir up trouble?

[DeltaWhisky58]

No, just a pain in the arse who got out of hand. He served no useful purpose - vermin, got treated as such.

[Chulo]

Great nominations all of them! Congratulations! Especially Covert_US.
But there is still one winner I dont understand
Whisky_Indigo_Lima
Yes, questions about SF are generally dumb, but atleast he tried to ask it normally with interest in case instead of coming in guns blazing "SO OMG I THinX D3Lta is so l33t they ARE DA BEST WUTS UR FAV0R1t SF?!!1"

But still, its not on my jurisdiction.
CONGRATS TO WINNERS!!!
SPEECH!
lol. got to agree with u there.. atleast he asked and it wasnt that dumb, like buying real body armor for Paintballing

[Victor_S.]

^ I agree, Whisky_Indigo_Lima seems out of place. Maybe a bit too gungho, but I don't think he is up to par with the rest of the winners.

[PaulClift]

I'd put WIL on a par with coola the other week, just plain clueless but harmless enough.

Will there be less dumbarses now the summer holidays have finsished? Its been a vintage holiday season for idiots, maybe a dumbarse of the summer would be an idea.

[Chulo]

I'd put WIL on a par with coola the other week, just plain clueless but harmless enough.

Will there be less dumbarses now the summer holidays have finsished? Its been a vintage holiday season for idiots, maybe a dumbarse of the summer would be an idea.
humm i dont think so, if u have noticed, the past week the list has been growing longer and longer actually, i think the dumbarse season seems to be from mid summer to maybe mid fall ..

[8thidpathfinderpower]

Thank you my loyal fans! Thank you, thank you!

Altho it has been a year in the running, I accept this award, and promise to do beter, next time!!!!!

[Switek]

Thank you my loyal fans! Thank you, thank you!

Altho it has been a year in the running, I accept this award, and promise to do beter, next time!!!!!

A real man with a backbone! http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[pascalywood]

id expect 12 year old teens with raging hormones to win such awards. But a 43 year old man?

[DeltaWhisky58]

A real man with a backbone! http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

I sincerely hope you have <sarcasm> mode engaged there Switek.

[Switek]

I sincerely hope you have <sarcasm> mode engaged there Switek.

I sincerely regret you questioned my good will... :-(




;)

[DeltaWhisky58]

I sincerely regret you questioned my good will... :-(




;)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/1284.gif

[Switek]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/1284.gif

http://www.nfow.pl/images/smiles/sad51.gif

[DeltaWhisky58]

http://www.nfow.pl/images/smiles/sad51.gif

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/7165.gif

The emoticons just keep on getting better and better these days.

[Switek]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/7165.gif

The emoticons just keep on getting better and better these days.

It's OK!

http://www.nfow.pl/images/smiles/piwo.gif

[DeltaWhisky58]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/daotw.gif http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/icon_jook.gif

[wicked_hind]

LOL! Congrats lads, well deserved awards in all instances.

Let's not forget this (http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2749756&postcount=33) little gem from Covert US.



Come on Sand Man, you've got to make a speech this week!

Holy Hell, that's classic rofl! My congrats to all the winners, and for those who didn't quite make the cut, there's always next time.

[Switek]

I prefer this one: http://www.nfow.pl/images/smiles/balanga.gif

[Hilbert]

Congratulations to the winners! Better luck next time for the runner ups.

[Kingswat]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/daotw.gif http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/icon_jook.gif

lol, who made that one

[Ghostwolf]

Finally someone with guts come out to claim the award, and a speech too.

Yup learn from your mistakes and do better next time, whatever the word "better" means.

[Institutionalized]

id expect 12 year old teens with raging hormones to win such awards. But a 43 year old man?

Yeah, I thought I would win the award too. Maybe next week.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Yeah, I thought I would win the award too. Maybe next week.

With your immaturity, stupid behaviour and infraction record, it may come sooner than you think, but there again so may a ban little boy.

[Lancero]

The emoticons just keep on getting better and better these days.

I think this one really suits the thread winners

http://forumdefesa.com/forum/images/smiles/Ups.gif (javascript:emoticon(':Ups:'))





p-)

[DeltaWhisky58]

That's another cracking emoticon to add to the collection! p-)

[Bia]

Those guys make me look mature by comparison. :)


LOL famous last words.

:thumbsup

[GuLfCoAStKilla1]

the whole body armor thing for paintball was priceless.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Those guys make me look mature by comparison. :)

All things are relative, but in your case there is always an exception. When it comes to you and SFK, babies look mature!

[STIG]

Let's get something straight here, it is/was not your thread, you just happened to make the first post. Just because you start a topic doesn't mean that you own it or have any rights over it, so please do not start getting proprietorial.

That is was spoilt by a few knuckleheads is not in doubt, but let's face it some threads are destined to die, some just take longer than others. I'm afraid there are times when threads just have to be closed, heck I've closed plenty which I started - do you think that was my intention?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/Emoticons/rant.gif


moi bad. Didn't mean for it to come out that way. Thanks for unlocking the thread. :)

[zonk]

bravo bravo good call

[CreepingDeath]

As far as I remember, this is sandman's second win! Woot!!! (correct me if Im wrong)


Theres also the Strategic Support Branch, Intelligence Support Activity, and Special Activities Division (CIA), all aka best of the best of the best of the best.

Just wow.....


Just a small question

is the SPEAR body armor vest good to be playing paintball in???


http://www.opsgear.com/v/vspfiles/photos/CN-OTVGSL-2T.jpg

HAHA never noticed that...

Congrats Gents!!!! especially to sandman!!!

[k98_man]

What are bad questions to you may not be to others. Remember that before you choose. :|

[DeltaWhisky58]

What are bad questions to you may not be to others. Remember that before you choose. :|




I'm a jerk I know...

You already summed yourself up very well in another post.