Fortune cookie thread

[EvanL]

Post your own version of a fortune cookie fortune.
Include lucky numbers and egnlish translations of chinese words ;)
jk.

[Fintin]

you will make important desisions today....IN BED

[EvanL]

This thread will turn into a flame war.
your lucky numbers are 2 9 56 4 90 7 3 23

[Beowulf]

"that wasn't pork"

or

"Help! The Evil Dr. Mandingo has me trapped in a fortune cookie factory..."

..or something

[EvanL]

"that wasn't pork"

or

"Help! The Evil Dr. Mandingo has me trapped in a fortune cookie factory..."

..or something

Is that your midget trapped in a fortune cookie?

[Fintin]

you will die tomorrow...

lucky numbers


666

chinese


TU BOD SA KA

[mocking_loudly_died]

"There are three snipers trained on you, please walk to the nearest cash dispensing machine and empty all accounts."

[Beowulf]

"There are three snipers trained on you, please walk to the nearest cash dispensing machine and empty all accounts."


AWESOME!

[Maine Finn]

The love of a friend never fades.

Chinese - 朋友的爱从未退色。

[EvanL]

All your bases is belong to us

[EvanL]

The love of a friend never fades.

Chinese - 朋友的爱从未退色。
You might wanna take that over to the Cosmopolitan forum.
:roll:

[Fintin]

the great green...5pm

i got that today....

the chinese on it was BLOW MUY KATT...

[Maine Finn]

The love of a friend never fades.

Chinese - 朋友的爱从未退色。
You might wanna take that over to the Cosmopolitan forum.
:roll:

Fine. I will.

You take your "WGAS" bull**** and shove it.

I need to give a ****, and I'm going to. You don't like it? Tough rocks.

[Fintin]

The love of a friend never fades.

Chinese - 朋友的爱从未退色。
You might wanna take that over to the Cosmopolitan forum.
:roll:

Fine. I will.

You take your "WGAS" bull**** and shove it.

I need to give a ****, and I'm going to. You don't like it? Tough rocks.

soo....we are talking about cookies....everyone take a deep breath and hug...there

[mocking_loudly_died]

"There are three snipers trained on you, please walk to the nearest cash dispensing machine and empty all accounts."


AWESOME!

Your one was a classic too


"Help! The Evil Dr. Mandingo has me trapped in a fortune cookie factory..."

Made me laugh like Homer when he says "tit mouse".

[EvanL]

The love of a friend never fades.

Chinese - 朋友的爱从未退色。
You might wanna take that over to the Cosmopolitan forum.
:roll:

Fine. I will.

You take your "WGAS" bull**** and shove it.

I need to give a ****, and I'm going to. You don't like it? Tough rocks.
woah.. sorry bout that MF
didnt know i offended u. it wasnt meant to.

[Trigger]

Fiwst fowtchun khooky say:

If you were Chinese your name would be 'Sum Ting Wong'

Sakond fowtchun khooky say:

We solly fahr Pahl Habah

^got that one from a Japanese restaurant p-)

[EvanL]

hahahaha thats awesome trigger.
thank you so much.