If you were a Teacher...

What subject would you want to teach? That includes being a Sports coach or even Special Ed for some of you...


I would probably want to be a Wrestling Teacher or a History teacher...

[Fintin]

well being that i was going to college to be a history teacher...i would be a history teacher...but i relized how much i would hate spending the rest of my life dealing with kids like me...although i was good in history class...sleeping every day in math class didnt fly too well with the teachers...and if i was in their shoes...i would flip my lid too probly...


PS 20 bucks says farmgirls wants to be an english teacher

[Ratamacue]

Probably a history or phys. ed. teacher.

[American Patriot]

teaching is gay

[Joshisonfire]

I'll be a dork and say Chemistry and Physic.

[scott]

a professor of political science (strategic studies)
oh wait, thats why im still in freaking school...

teaching is gay? i cant even think of a response to that

[Trigger]

Detention monitor...OK everybody, strip, it's human pyramid time. :D

J/K

*** Ed.

[NcDeuce]

Women's tennis coach (My word they have some beautiful young girls on the team)

History would be cool but I think if I do go into education, it would be continuing the family tradition of teaching in military science.


teaching is gay? i cant even think of a response to that

OH SNAP! *does robot*

[Magua]

I thought about being a history teacher after I got out of the Marine Corps. It would be nice to teach military history. I don't know if I can be a full time teacher with just a minor in history though.

[Khabbi]

Religion

"to Religion , the cause of and solution to all the problems of the world"

[mack pl]

I thought about being a history teacher after I got out of the Marine Corps. It would be nice to teach military history. I don't know if I can be a full time teacher with just a minor in history though.Im student of history,and i have some experience in teaching this subject.You know, childrens could be very annoying.If you want to be a teacher, you must know that it is very difficult job.If some ****in bastard pissed you off, you cannot punch him on face,you could only talked to him-Be quiet! or something like that...But teaching is very cool job If you have good contact with pupils ;) If you are ok for them, they are ok for you(mostly).All september I will teaching in gymnasyum(13-16 yers old childs), after that I will teaching in highshool .I hope it will be ok.So,generally its fun, but sometimes you met difficult students,so you must be very patient.Regards.

[mack pl]

teaching is gayOhhh, you havent got any experience with teaching,yeah?Its not gay at all you little silly boy :| Go and play your dolls with your younger sister ;) .... :lol:.....BTW only I have teaching experience here :roll: OMG :lol:

[basket of soft kittens]

special *** ed.

[stuntman]

I would teach street fighting,hate. and big pimpin!
woot woot

[mocking_loudly_died]

I would teach text fighting, I'm pretty skilled in that department.

[Mark Sman]

Math, not enough effort is made in school to teach math.

[farmgirl]

teaching is gay


I'm in awe of your originality. :roll:






Obviously... I'd be an English teacher... but I'd like to teach more speech and media type classes as well.

[mocking_loudly_died]

teaching is gay


I'm in awe of your originality. :roll:






Obviously... I'd be an English teacher... but I'd like to teach more speech and media type classes as well.

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, (darling) you give love a bad name.

Yeah that's right, spank me.

[farmgirl]

teaching is gay


I'm in awe of your originality. :roll:






Obviously... I'd be an English teacher... but I'd like to teach more speech and media type classes as well.

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, (darling) you give love a bad name.

did you mean this for the song lyric thread, mocking? ;)

Yeah that's right, spank me.

you know the drill... I'll see you after school.... p-)

[mocking_loudly_died]

teaching is gay


I'm in awe of your originality. :roll:






Obviously... I'd be an English teacher... but I'd like to teach more speech and media type classes as well.

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, (darling) you give love a bad name.

did you mean this for the song lyric thread, mocking? ;)

Yeah that's right, spank me.

you know the drill... I'll see you after school....



I was just prancing around in pink latex listening to some old skool Jovi.
Blond wigs rock.

[farmgirl]

Mocking:

I was just prancing around in pink latex listening to some old skool Jovi.
Blond wigs rock.

A pretty picture, indeed! :D

[MEGR]

1.Military history.
2.I could probably teach math class right now if I wanted to. I've bascially completed Differential equations, how hard could it be to teach High school math?

[Gringo]

History.

[mack pl]

History.Yeah man, good choice ;) History is very cool subject :) Regards :)

[Maine Finn]

teaching is gayOhhh, you havent got any experience with teaching,yeah?Its not gay at all you little silly boy :| Go and play your dolls with your younger sister ;) .... :lol:.....BTW only I have teaching experience here :roll: OMG :lol:

Not true.

I have some, but barely enough to make it worth mentioning. I was a Teacher's Assistant my senior year of high school. (It was a credit course offered - a step up from a regular half-credit course.) Basically, I was teaching my classmates and underclassmen. THAT was fun. :|

But I miss it and I really wouldn't mind doing it again.

[mack pl]

teaching is gayOhhh, you havent got any experience with teaching,yeah?Its not gay at all you little silly boy :| Go and play your dolls with your younger sister ;) .... :lol:.....BTW only I have teaching experience here :roll: OMG :lol:

Not true.

I have some, but barely enough to make it worth mentioning. I was a Teacher's Assistant my senior year of high school. (It was a credit course offered - a step up from a regular half-credit course.) Basically, I was teaching my classmates and underclassmen. THAT was fun. :|

But I miss it and I really wouldn't mind doing it again.You dont agree with me or with American Pie..patriot :roll:..ohh, sorry, you mean that you have some experience too...cool..Regards :)

[DrunkenMaster]

Gym Teacher definately...........I would sit around all day pumping up my balls and bouncing them off girls rofl btw I had some hardcore *** last night you guys should have seens my girls "O" face....I love it when they have multiples.......damn a A-10 just flew by my house!!

[Brzeczyszczykiewicz]

All september I will teaching in gymnasyum(13-16 yers old childs), after that I will teaching in highshool .I hope it will be ok.So,generally its fun, but sometimes you met difficult students,so you must be very patient.Regards.

RIP, mate :D
Gimansium is the worst sh*t in Polish education system :D

[MolliG]

(Key Stages 3 & 4) Geography :P.

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Politics

[JiJoMacLE45]

I'm teaching a criminal law class at a local CC in route to my masters, but if I had a pick I would probably want to be a history teacher.

[Maine Finn]

I'm teaching a criminal law class at a local CC in route to my masters, but if I had a pick I would probably want to be a history teacher.

Is it just about criminal law?

[JiJoMacLE45]

Title and code for the state of DE. I taught an intro to criminal justice class last semester dealing w/ all aspects of the 'system' po-po, POs, lawyers, corrections, etc.

[Trigger]

^JiJo is smart an' stuff. :D

[Maine Finn]

Title and code for the state of DE. I taught an intro to criminal justice class last semester dealing w/ all aspects of the 'system' po-po, POs, lawyers, corrections, etc.

Cool. I just got through a semester of Arrest, Search, and Seizure, Intro to Law, and Juvenile Justice Systems.

Next semester is going to rock. I'm taking Criminalistics, among other things. woot I've heard really good things about the course from other CJs who've taken it already. One of them said she wished she'd failed it so she could take it again. rofl

[JiJoMacLE45]

Juvenile Justice sucked when I took it. All types of theory and BS reasoning. Now that I've completed this thread hijack, what are you looking to do w/ your CJ degree?

[Maine Finn]

Juvenile Justice sucked when I took it. All types of theory and BS reasoning. Now that I've completed this thread hijack, what are you looking to do w/ your CJ degree?

I don't know if I should jump into to the Warden Service or if I should get some street experience first. I'm probably going to see what happens with my internship senior year.

Yeah, JJS sucked. We spent almost half the semester just taking notes on the history of it. What a waste of time.

[JiJoMacLE45]

Those warden's up there are no joke. You'll probably see more action doing that than as a street cop in a place like Portland or Bangor. Good luck.

[Maine Finn]

Those wardens up there are no joke. You'll probably see more action doing that than as a street cop in a place like Portland or Bangor. Good luck.

True. There's not much good feeling for the Portland department around campus. The chief is referred to as "The Quiet Man"... he's all but famous for his press releases.

Thanks, I'll probably end up kicking the street cop idea - hell, my dad's been doing that for thirty-two years and he's been all over the rank chart only to end up as a patrol sergeant at the age of fifty. Not really the way I'm looking to do it, personally.

[Laconian]

I teach CQC and some agency specific stuff now, but in an academic (non LEO) area I'd like to teach history.

Maine Finn: If you can get to work the street do so. Being a street monster is some of the most fun you can possibly have. Just learn not to wear your hear on your sleeve and that a degree in CJ does not make a good cop automatically.

Stay safe.

[JiJoMacLE45]

Thanks, I'll probably end up kicking the street cop idea - hell, my dad's been doing that for thirty-two years and he's been all over the rank chart only to end up as a patrol sergeant at the age of fifty. Not really the way I'm looking to do it, personally.

Welcome to the world of police politics. Those who imprint their lips upon the asses of others tend to wear stripes. We've got guys in my department who have multiple masters degrees, military service, great reputations on the street & within the department, have passed promotion boards numerous times and can't make it past corporal because they don't fill the right block on somebody's quota checklist or they're not some high and mighty's right hand man. ****ty deal. Welcome to the zoo.

[Maine Finn]

Thanks, I'll probably end up kicking the street cop idea - hell, my dad's been doing that for thirty-two years and he's been all over the rank chart only to end up as a patrol sergeant at the age of fifty. Not really the way I'm looking to do it, personally.

Welcome to the world of police politics. Those who imprint their lips upon the asses of others tend to wear stripes. We've got guys in my department who have multiple masters degrees, military service, great reputations on the street & within the department, have passed promotion boards numerous times and can't make it past corporal because they don't fill the right block on somebody's quota checklist or they're not some high and mighty's right hand man. ****ty deal.

No kidding.... we moved to Brewer in the early nineties because Dad got the chief's position.... a few years later (three or four, I think), he resigned because he couldn't fight the charges that were being made by the captain and other personnel. Essentially, he was only there because of a brief shift in the balance of power in City Hall. The current chief is the former captain, and he's been there ever since.

When I talk about him - which is rarely - I always refer to him by his former rank.

[mack pl]

All september I will teaching in gymnasyum(13-16 yers old childs), after that I will teaching in highshool .I hope it will be ok.So,generally its fun, but sometimes you met difficult students,so you must be very patient.Regards.

RIP, mate :D
Gimansium is the worst sh*t in Polish education system :Di know that very well mate ;) Its **** :| ..... :lol:

[Midtown]

I already coach for a Private High school...Girls Lacrosse. yeah........go...meh I hate girls lacrosse. Guys lacrosse is so much more fun and violent. All the girls want there to be more contact, they hate all the red tape.

[Seoulstriker]

Where are those pics you promised? :lol:

[Midtown]

ugh, my buddy has my cam, but right now im so annoyed by the jr high program, they whine about everything, even when there is nothing to whine about, they make up crap, tell thier parents and we get calls about things taht are total bs. I told the head coach that if I have to be the only one dealing with the jr high next year, theres not a chance in hell Im coming back.

[Dalleer]

Well, a position of a history teacher would be interesting. Not to mention teaching Philosophy or Psychology.

[Jack Mehoff]

Girl's volleyball is where the booty call

[Ria]

Foreign language, English, or History :)

[NcDeuce]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/8938/Chappelle5.jpg


Tyrone Biggums: Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high.

rofl

[Hullebullen]

I would like to teach music. Like Jack Black. Hijack a class of kids and make them play rock music.

Be cool, stay in school...

[Caribou Kid]

I would teach wood shop.
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Norm Abram is my hero! :hug:

www.newyankee.com
http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/tvprograms/currenthp/bios

"And remember, there is no more imortant safety rule than to wear THESE safety glasses." p-)

[memphiz]

I already coach for a Private High school...Girls Lacrosse. yeah........go...meh I hate girls lacrosse. Guys lacrosse is so much more fun and violent. All the girls want there to be more contact, they hate all the red tape.
I dont see a problem with your job,
more contact thats awsome
and if I coached them id be like "QUIT YOUR F***ING WINING, AND F***ING PLAY F***ING LA-F***ING-CROSS BITCHES"

[Fintin]

umm...i just got a job teaching german hookers...how to hook...

[Salty Dog]

umm...i just got a job teaching german hookers...how to hook...

teach them how to suck a mean ****! :P

umm...i just got a job teaching german hookers...how to hook...

teach them how to suck a mean ****! :P

what exactly do you mean by a mean ... ah **** it...

[Salty Dog]

umm...i just got a job teaching german hookers...how to hook...

teach them how to suck a mean ****! :P

what exactly do you mean by a mean ... ah f*** it...

hahahahaha i knew you would say that. and to answer your question.... it's like when somebody says "i can cook a mean steak", that means they can cook a very delectable steak, it doesn't mean that they can cook an angry cow....are you with me?

[Falco]

I'd be a flight instructor

[Fintin]

umm...i just got a job teaching german hookers...how to hook...

teach them how to suck a mean ****! :P

no....i am in charge of the graduation exam...