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shocker1
09-15-2007, 12:59 AM
Gitmo guards find contraband briefs, Speedo
Officials are investigating how detainees obtained unauthorized underwear



SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - Guards at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp found two prisoners sporting unauthorized underwear, and the U.S. military is investigating to determine how they got the contraband.

Both prisoners were caught wearing Under Armour briefs, and one also had on a Speedo bathing suit, items the military said were not issued by Guantanamo personnel or sent through the regular mail, according to a Defense Department letter obtained Friday by The Associated Press.

Army Lt. Col. Ed Bush, a spokesman at the jail holding some 340 men on suspicion of terrorism or links to al-Qaida and the Taliban, said more was involved than just an uproar over skivvies.
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He said the appearance of contraband raised serious concerns about the potential for smuggling other items that could be used by detainees to harm themselves or staff.

"There is no room for error when working in a dangerous environment, and constant vigilance is of the utmost importance," Bush said.

Detainees are given cotton briefs similar to those issued to U.S. soldiers in basic training, he said.

Lawyer: Smuggling idea 'farfetched'
The letter, sent last month by the Office of the Navy Judge Advocate General to a lawyer for one of the prisoners involved noted both detainees are represented by the British human rights group Reprieve and suggested attorneys might have "surreptitiously" provided the garments.

"We are investigating this matter to determine the origins of the above contraband and ensure that parties who may have been involved understand the seriousness of this transgression," said the letter, which was provided to AP by one of the attorneys, Clive Stafford Smith.

Stafford Smith called the suggestion that he or the other lawyer, Zachary Katznelson, smuggled underwear to prisoners "patently absurd."

"Neither I, nor Mr. Katznelson, nor anyone else associated with us has had anything to do with smuggling 'unmentionables' into these men, nor would we ever do so," he wrote in response to the letter.

Stafford Smith noted lawyers are searched when they enter the detention center and a camera monitors them while they visit clients.

"The idea that we could smuggle in underwear is farfetched," he wrote in his reply.

At the time the letter was received, Aamer had not seen his lawyer for a year and al-Qareni had not been visited by Katznelson for four months, Stafford Smith added.

He said Under Armour briefs are popular with members of the military and suggested investigators check to see if the offending underwear was purchased at the U.S. Navy base where the prison is housed.

Detainee with Speedo considered leader
One of the detainees — the one with the Speedo and Under Armour — is Shaker Aamer, a Saudi Arabian nicknamed "the professor" by Guantanamo guards who is considered a leader among the detainees.

A former resident of Britain, Maryland and Georgia, Aamer has been accused by the U.S. of once sharing an apartment with convicted terror plotter Zacarias Moussaoui and receiving a stipend directly from Osama bin Laden. He denies the allegations, and the British government has called for his release.

The other detainee was identified in the letter as Muhammed al-Qareni, who military records show was born in Saudi Arabia but is a citizen of Chad. He has been accused of being an al-Qaida fighter in Afghanistan, an allegation he has denied.

Both have been held at Guantanamo for more than five years.

Stafford Smith has previously accused the military of attempting to falsely link him to the June 2006 suicides of three prisoners at Guantanamo, saying at least one of his clients reported being questioned about whether the lawyer had any role in the incident.

U.S. officials did not comment on the claim but the former commander has said in court papers that he had asked investigators to try to determine whether the suicides "encouraged, ordered or assisted by other detainees or third persons.":)
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PaulClift
09-15-2007, 01:50 AM
When they find piles of dirt, it wont be because there digging a tunnel, it will be a pool.

Angelino
09-15-2007, 02:23 AM
Looks like this terrorist is turning into a Budgie Smuggler (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=budgie+smuggler&btnG=Google+Search) :D

Lt-Col A. Tack
09-16-2007, 04:22 PM
It may be an issue of concern where they obtained the undergarments, but they would have to threaten me with court martial before I try and confiscate them!

California Joe
09-16-2007, 04:40 PM
WTF? If you're going to smuggle in stuff go for the PS3 or I dunno, a knife, AK 47 or something. But f*cking underpants? Do these guys get visitors? Are they trading oral for a new pair of knickers from a few like minded guards? A Speedo? So he can work on the tan maybe....

Lt-Col A. Tack
09-16-2007, 04:47 PM
WTF? If you're going to smuggle in stuff go for the PS3 or I dunno, a knife, AK 47 or something. But f*cking underpants?If we take them away, the ACLU will be all over us.

Something about the image of a bunch of grown men trying to remove another man's underpants reminds me of high school.


A Speedo? So he can work on the tan maybe....Club Gitmo :)

Chulo
09-16-2007, 04:48 PM
when they take the time and effort and god knows what else to get underware its a great concern, because that means they have gotten all the important things they need and now are goin for the luxury items.. next item? Prom dresses

budgie
09-16-2007, 05:48 PM
Looks like this terrorist is turning into a Budgie Smuggler (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=budgie+smuggler&btnG=Google+Search) :D


As an avian I object to the term...

shocker1
09-16-2007, 06:51 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/528/speedowarriorsg7.jpg

JJC
09-16-2007, 07:04 PM
roflappropriate pic for the news. I'm jealous of "Mr. Apu Jihad" cause he has those expensive Under Armour briefs and I don't. His hairy a$$ won't be sweatin anymore when he gets interrogated.

LRPV
09-17-2007, 12:02 AM
This story is just too funny. Thanks for the laughs.:)

GETSOME
09-17-2007, 06:16 AM
Looks like this terrorist is turning into a Budgie Smuggler (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=budgie+smuggler&btnG=Google+Search) :D
Wow ,i learned a new phrase.:)

GETSOME
09-17-2007, 06:18 AM
WTF? If you're going to smuggle in stuff go for the PS3 or I dunno, a knife, AK 47 or something. But f*cking underpants? Do these guys get visitors? Are they trading oral for a new pair of knickers from a few like minded guards? A Speedo? So he can work on the tan maybe....
So that he looks good for the boyfriend,maybe?:)

GETSOME
09-17-2007, 06:19 AM
Looks like this terrorist is turning into a Budgie Smuggler (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=budgie+smuggler&btnG=Google+Search) :D
I thought they were called **** Stickers.

Mastermind
09-17-2007, 05:38 PM
Lawyers...what a bunch of ****s.

--Mac--
09-19-2007, 01:38 AM
Reminds me of the picture of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the power thong.

Hollis
09-19-2007, 10:58 AM
This is one of those events, where it is really difficult to comment on. Maybe they are planning on having a Gitmo International Olympic Swim Team.